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• The Live Show, Part 1 - Episode 49 24.06.2026 1ч 3мин

  June 24, 2026 - Recorded live on May 21st, at the historic Kessler Theater, Craig, George and Gordon celebrate the podcast's 1st anniversary by recording a two hour session in front of a sold out audience. Part two will drop on Wednesday, July 8th. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Summertime - Episode 48 17.06.2026 51мин

  June 17, 2026 - Is summer really the greatest season, or are we all just nostalgic for being kids? George, Craig and Gordon settle in for a surprisingly passionate debate over summer versus fall, childhood vacations, cookouts, mosquitoes, long days, school calendars and why the first week of June still feels different. Along the way: new socks, dental hygienists, milk with dinner and some of the best summer trip memories they've ever had. themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Gordo's Corner - Episode 47 10.06.2026 54мин

  June 10, 2026 - A truly classic edition of Gordo’s Corner. This week the guys debate the speed of jersey numbers, whether double-zero should exist, the mystery disappearance of car alarms, four-wheel suitcase culture, and the unsettling reality of how pig semen is harvested for medical research. Along the way, Gordon dives into the growing world of automotive surveillance, questions how much privacy we've quietly surrendered, and leaves everyone with a piece of wisdom from Razor Ray that can't be unheard. As always, it's equal parts fascinating, ridiculous, and uniquely Gordo. themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Squared Away - Episode 46 03.06.2026 55мин

  June 3, 2026 - This week the guys take an in-depth look at a topic listeners have loved for years: Craig's legendary Squared Away List. From haircuts, fresh underwear and teeth cleanings to power washing driveways, organizing garages and the eternal debate over balancing a checkbook, the Musers explore the small victories that somehow make life feel a little more under control. Along the way there's lawnmower talk, car-washing obsessions, garage disasters, prostate exams, and the announcement of when you'll finally hear the sold-out Kessler live show. No life-changing advice. Just a collection of oddly satisfying ways to convince yourself you've got it all together. theMusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Your Worry Plate - Episode 45 27.05.2026 58мин

  May 27, 2026 - The Musers examine the modern worry plate, from kids, health and money to job anxiety, sports jinxes, climate change, elevator doors and being declared dead just a little too early. It’s a calm, reasoned discussion, until everyone starts worrying about the discussion. themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Gordo's Corner - Episode 44 20.05.2026 53мин

  May 20, 2026 - With Junior and George as willing participants, Gordo brings card-shuffling math, death-for-cash hypotheticals, Revolutionary War machine guns, airplane etiquette violations, flying robots, and the scientific breakthrough that gave the world Pig Semen Mickey.  themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Friends - Episode 43 13.05.2026 52мин

  May 13, 2026 - The Musers consider what it really means to be friends, best friends and the kind of friends who know when to delete your browser history. Along the way, there’s a sold-out live show, Dallasinianites, lifelong buddies, toxic complainers, childhood reconnections, work-wife dynamics and the official proposal for three-piece friendship necklaces. themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Cowboys Weekly - Giving The Jones Credit 07.05.2026 47мин

  May 7, 2026 - Your Football Friends convene one last time, before a brief hiatus, to both further reflect on the Cowboys' successful draft, hear from DC Parker and also listen in to the fascinating audio from ESPN's "The Pick Is In". Cowboys Weekly will return before training camp, and even may throw down an emergency episode when the schedule is announced. Stay tuned! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Time Travel - Episode 42 06.05.2026 1ч 3мин

  May 6, 2026 - A big TMTP announcement is followed by a loose conversation that starts with a simple question—would you go back?—and quickly spirals into Dodge City survival plans, Gen Z nostalgia, and whether anyone actually wants to relive their life. The guys bounce from the Old West to ancient Egypt, from vinyl records to future timelines, mixing real reflection with completely impractical time travel strategies. Along the way: bad decisions, worse hypotheticals, and at least one guaranteed way to die in 1875. themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Cowboys Weekly - Did They Win the Draft? 30.04.2026 52мин

  April 30, 2026 - The Cowboys made a move, landed Caleb Downs, and suddenly a fan base that usually braces for disappointment is allowing itself to feel something dangerous: optimism. Your Football Friends break down the draft haul, why Downs has people talking superstar before rookie camp, and whether Dallas may have actually changed course on defense. They also dig into Malachi Lawrence, Dee Winters, linebacker chaos, and the very real truth that all of this depends on new defensive coordinator Christian Parker being the real deal. For one week at least, Cowboys fans are allowed to dream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Squeaky Fromme & Other Assassins - Episode 41 29.04.2026 57мин

  April 29, 2026 - Ripped from today's headlines, The Musers wander into one of history’s strangest rabbit holes: presidential assassination attempts, famous misses, forgotten near-misses, and the wildly unwell people behind them. From Andrew Jackson attacking his own would-be killer with a cane, to Teddy Roosevelt taking a bullet and finishing his speech, to Reagan, Ford, and modern chaos, the stories somehow keep getting more unbelievable. Along the way, Gordo unveils an actual handwritten letter he once received from Squeaky Fromme, proving once again that this podcast can turn any topic into something both educational and deeply weird. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Cowboys Weekly - Draft Day Dreams & Schemes 23.04.2026 1ч 7мин

  April 23, 2026 - It’s NFL Draft week, and your Football Friends are fully in their element. The guys look back at how the draft became one of America’s strangest sports holidays, swap stories from Cowboys drafts of the past, including George accidentally breaking team intel on-air in 1989, and debate whether Dallas should sit tight, trade up, trade down, or trade for a veteran. Plus: Bob’s board, George’s linebacker crush, and why this draft feels bigger than most for the Cowboys’ future. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Our Friend, Troy Aikman - Episode 40 22.04.2026 58мин

  April 22, 2016 - The guys unveil long-awaited official Musers merch, complete with shirts, hats, tumblers, and perhaps the greatest promotional item in podcast history: a free pennant. The Musers hit a milestone episode with a heavyweight guest as Troy Aikman joins the podcast for a wide-ranging and surprisingly candid conversation. Troy talks Cowboys frustration, working with the Dolphins, life with Joe Buck, staying in elite shape at 59, and why hot yoga might be tougher than winning a Super Bowl. Along the way, he reflects on Jimmy Johnson, Barry Switzer, his brutal 1-15 rookie season, and the strange art of surviving fame in Dallas. Also included: obscure Oklahoma football references, red light therapy confusion, and Gordo somehow landing “Coach Billy Ho” from 40 years ago. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Cowboys Weekly - Mocking The 2026 Draft 16.04.2026 1ч 12мин

  April 16, 2026 - With the draft looming, the Football Friends convene and immediately spiral into trade charts, mock scenarios, and just enough overconfidence to be dangerous. George, Bob, and Coach Dom debate whether the Cowboys should sit tight at 12 or make a bold move up the board, all while trying to read the minds of 32 front offices that rarely agree with the experts.  From Ohio State defenders to mysterious risers, wide receiver runs, and the eternal “best player vs. biggest need” argument, the board gets reshaped in real time. There’s pushback, second-guessing, and at least one moment where everyone realizes the Cowboys might actually have options… which somehow makes it more complicated. By the end, a full first-round mock is in place, complete with a Cowboys outcome that feels both exciting and slightly too good to be true. Just the way draft season should feel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Lost in Space - Episode 39 15.04.2026 1ч

  April 15, 2026 - The guys dive into Artemis missions, moon nostalgia, and whether we’re actually heading to Mars or just pretending. Along the way: conspiracy theories get aired out, astronauts apparently smell terrible, and someone suggests solving space travel hygiene by… stepping outside. It’s science, stupidity, and just enough curiosity to make you look up at the sky and wonder what’s out there. 👽 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Cowboys Weekly - Bob's "Reality of 12" 09.04.2026 1ч 6мин

  April 9, 2026 - The Cowboys sit at 12 and 20, but the draft may not fall their way. George and Bob break down the “Reality of 12,” where top defensive targets could be gone, and what Dallas should do next. Trade up for a difference-maker? Stay put and trust the board? Or trade back and stack picks? It’s a fast-moving draft blueprint covering best vs. need, realistic scenarios, and how the Cowboys can get this right… or very wrong. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Gordo's Corner!!! Anal Glands - Episode 38 08.04.2026 1ч

  April 8, 2026 - Gordo takes over and the show immediately drifts into the kind of territory only he can navigate; somewhere between heartfelt pet stories, questionable science, and debates no one saw coming. Along the way, the guys bounce from animal biology to music history, from band psychology to a chicken coop crime scene, all while occasionally circling back to something resembling a point. It’s loose, unpredictable, and exactly what you expect from Gordon Keith. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Cowboys Weekly - In Shotty We Trust? 02.04.2026 1ч 8мин

  April 2, 2026 - Your Fottball Friends sort through what actually mattered from the NFL owners meetings, why Brian Schottenheimer is already winning people over, and what his comments may reveal about the Cowboys’ offseason plan. Then they dig into a linebacker-heavy draft conversation, breaking down the Ohio State stars, CJ Allen, Anthony Hill and Jacob Rodriguez, and what Dallas should do with picks 12 and 20. They close with George Pickens contract talk, Jerry being Jerry, and the possibility that the Cowboys still have another move left in them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Chewbacca: Friend or Pet? - Episode 37 01.04.2026 1ч 3мин

  April 1, 2026 - With his trusty Gunner stuck wearing the “Cone of Shame,” George turns Episode 37 into a conversation about pets and the outsized impact they have on your life and family. If that sounds like an hour of one thing, think again. There are Junior’s runaway dogs, Gordo’s charming parakeet tale, and Jub wandering into a Star Wars question that may offend a few along the way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Cowboys Weekly - "A Maxx Deal?" 26.03.2026 1ч 6мин

  March 26, 2026 - Your Football Friends run through the Cowboys’ latest round of mostly modest offseason moves, from Sam Howell and Cobie Durant to what Rashan Gary really changes, while also digging into the technique side of pass rushing and why coaching may matter as much as raw talent for a guy like Sam Williams; they like some of what Dallas has added, but the bigger takeaway is that this still feels like a team doing a lot of patching and a little too little solving, especially at linebacker. Then they get into the bizarre Maxx Crosby almost-trade, what Dallas was reportedly willing to give up, whether the price should come down now that the Baltimore deal blew up, and how the whole thing may have nudged the Cowboys toward Gary in the first place, before closing on the rising receiver market and what it could mean for a future George Pickens deal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices