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  I Misgendered My Dog in Front of Millions of People 15.09.2026 1ч 22мин

  NEWS is back for Episode 5, and somehow the world has managed to get even stranger.Christian Vierling and producer Jerry tear into another week of ridiculous headlines, questionable decisions and stories that probably deserve far more mature analysis than they’re going to receive here.This week, Burning Man celebrates its 40th anniversary — and things take a dark turn in the Nevada desert. Christian digs into reports of deaths at the festival, the brutal conditions, and the particular combination of heat, dehydration and recreational chemistry that makes Black Rock City unlike almost anywhere else on Earth.That leads directly to Jerry’s own history with Burning Man — complete with photographic evidence Christian probably had no business finding.Plus: California, bodily functions, questionable life choices, neurodivergent brains and several other subjects that somehow become news.Welcome to NEWS.Subscribe and join us every week for the headlines nobody else is covering quite like this.#NEWS #BurningMan #ComedyNews #ChristianVierling #Satire #CurrentEvents #Podcast
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  Why the Government Is Currently Watching Me 07.09.2026 1ч 11мин

  Christian Vierling and producer Jerry are back for another completely reasonable examination of current events.This week: Flock surveillance cameras are popping up everywhere, Trump’s approval numbers spark Christian’s presidential ambitions, America needs to embrace men with less-than-impressive equipment, an iPhone story sends the show into technological despair, sex robots inevitably enter the conversation, sorority recruitment season returns, and advances in animal cloning raise one extremely important question: would Christian date himself?Plus modeling lessons for government surveillance cameras, an impromptu IQ test, questionable life advice, and approximately 70 minutes of evidence that NEWS should probably not be considered a legitimate news organization.Subscribe for new episodes of NEWS with Christian Vierling.
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  I Begged Aliens to Take Me Off This Planet 31.08.2026 52мин

  NEWS is back for Episode 3, and apparently civilization has decided to completely give up.Christian Vierling and producer Jerry Brunskill dive into the latest chaos: record-setting food recalls, America’s obsession with goth girls, whether men should cry, Luigi Mangione, the surge in UFO and UAP sightings, fantasy football destroying relationships, parents posting their kids online, a massive full moon and lunar eclipse, Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi, and Prince Harry’s return to the UK.Is something actually happening in the skies? Is fantasy football more important than your relationship? Why are celebrities so boring now? And most importantly… what exactly is the Duke of Sausage?This is NEWS — where the headlines are real and everything after that becomes increasingly questionable.Subscribe for new episodes of NEWS with Christian Vierling.Follow NEWS on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, Apple Podcasts and Spotify.#NEWS #ChristianVierling #UFO #UAP #LuigiMangione #PrinceHarry #Comedy #PopCulture #CurrentEvents
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  Why Is This Reality Star Topless in Front of Her DAD?! | Ep. 2 24.08.2026 42мин

  There’s too much f**kin’ news.On Episode 2 of **NEWS with Christian Vierling**, Christian takes on the stories nobody asked him to explain — and probably shouldn't have.College grads are moving back in with their parents just in time for AI to take the jobs they thought they were getting. Nepo babies are still thriving. GLP-1s are changing the American dad bod. Influencers are supposedly dying out. Celebrities are becoming less relatable by the minute.Plus: **Weather with Carly** makes its glorious debut, and NEWS finally lands the sponsor every media company dreams of: **Your Name Here**.It’s news. Technically.**In this episode:**• AI, college debt and the disappearing entry-level job• The nightmare of moving back in with your parents• Weather with Carly• Hollywood's nepo babies• GLP-1s and the end of the classic dad bod• Is influencer culture finally dying?• Why celebrities feel increasingly disconnected from normal people• The official beverage of shameless product placement: Your Name HereSubscribe for more **NEWS with Christian Vierling**.0:00 — Tonight on NEWS2:08 — NEWS with Christian Vierling2:11 — Have Americans Become Too Prudish?6:23 — College Grads Are Moving Back Home7:51 — AI Is Coming for Your Job9:19 — Christian's Extremely Bad Solution13:19 — NEWS13:41 — Introducing Weather with Carly15:14 — Are Americans Sick of Nepo Babies?17:53 — NEWS28:17 — GLP-1s & the American Dad Bod31:52 — Is the Age of Influencers Ending?33:47 — Celebrity Approval Is in the Dirt37:24 — Your Name Here: The Official Sponsor41:05 — Closing Thoughts#NEWS #ChristianVierling #Comedy #Satire #AINews #NepoBaby #Influencers #GLP1 #PopCulture #ComedyNewsCreators & Guests Christian Vierling - Host Creators & Guests Christian Vierling - Host Creators & Guests Christian Vierling - Host
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  I Ate a Doritos Locos Taco During the Taco Bell Outbreak | Episode 1 16.08.2026 42мин

  This week on News with Christian Vierling: a nation united by diarrhea, a Disney adult in the family, and men's obsession with supplements.We cover the Taco Bell outbreak, declining birth rates, the American literacy crisis, Elon Musk saying money's over — and then say the exact wrong thing about all of it.Christian promises you three things: no integrity, no morals, and no one left un-thrown under the bus. This is **Negative Positivity** — self-help for people who probably shouldn't be helping themselves.You'll laugh. You'll heal. You'll wonder why you're being parented by a 29-year-old who sleep-orders donuts.⚠️ **THIS IS A NEWS PARODY.** It is NOT the news. Nothing here is real reporting, medical advice, financial advice, or advice of any kind. If you took any of it seriously, that's a you problem, and we love you for it. ♥Love yourself today. Practice forgiveness. Envision yourself as the true motherf**king bad bitch that you are.**New episodes weekly.**⏱️ **CHAPTERS**0:00 — I had a weapon and I said "give me a show"2:28 — America has diarrhea and we stand with Taco Bell5:04 — I interviewed a Disney adult (it was my sister)10:44 — It's not your fault, it's the moon14:13 — You're not low on magnesium, you're just abusive16:54 — Declining birth rates & why kids shouldn't fly19:44 — Summer of the Shark24:59 — Guillain-Barré, BBLs & is God gay?31:22 — Elon Musk says money's over, so what are we doing32:28 — The literacy crisis (a Target case study)36:57 — Blame the millennials37:43 — I sleep-ordered donuts at 3AM and grabbed a bat41:45 — Love yourself, good night📎 Clip it, don't credit it, we'll find out anyway.🎥 **Christian Vierling:** @christianvierling🎬 **Produced by Wow and Flutter Media**#NewsWithChristianVierling #ComedyPodcast #Satire #NewsParody #NegativePositivity