Down The Dog

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  S4 EP 4: “Pontius Pilate Was The Original Claudia Winkleman” & “Streako!” NEW AUDIO! 13.10.2026 41min

  NEW AUDIO! The Dog has reopened. On the show this week we discuss:Pea Milk.Pop Tarts.Are Manchester City the Modern Leeds?The Traitors and why it’s like the Bible.Dogs on the pitchWhy we don’t we get streakers anymore? and Jon imagines the ideal game for him to streakWould Jon ever go off grid and what ever happened to Nick Berry?We start a privacy corner.What’s Jon wearing?Sweaty feetAnd does Leicester have an arena?PS - Matt's had 4 coffees.Please send us your new visual podcast strand ideas, any opening titles to bring our theme tune to life and any suggestions for the pod to [email protected] the podcast on Twitter & Instagram (@DowntDog)we also want: Animal, Weapon, Locations and nominations for Bastard of the WeekShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  S4 EP 3: "Your Face Is Shiny- What's Going On There?" 06.10.2026 36min

  On the show this week:Matt’s giving off prickly Vibes. We salute David Mitchell We ask and really try to think "who are you thankful for?"Matt attends two sporting events and his enjoyment is curtailed by ‘divs’ We’ve had an email from someone who asks Jon if he remembers ‘The Gozpit”The Landlord goes to New York and has the best doughnut of his life and reports back on a weird playMatt shows us the simple difference between Keir Starmer and Andy BurnhamWe find out: Why Doesn’t Donald Trump like Leeds? And why did Jon have to phone security at Center Parcs? Please send us your new visual podcast strand ideas, any opening titles to bring our theme tune to life and any suggestions for the pod to [email protected] the podcast on Twitter & Instagram (@DowntDog)we also want: Animal, Weapon, Locations and nominations for Bastard of the WeekShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  S4 EP 2: The Complex Needs Of The Hamster Community 29.09.2026 40min

  On the show this week Jon & Matt Discuss...How Matt inadvertently helped Jon see a councillor and subsequently Jon’s councillor’s unusual style, how the addition of a Hole is way more offensive, 'Edge Lord' Comedians and a picture of Tony Blair at the gym. Elsewhere we ask: Do Spiders Eat Hamsters? What's Matt’s favourite poem? and what is a rescue hamster? Please send us your new visual podcast strand ideas, any opening titles to bring our theme tune to life and any suggestions for the pod to [email protected] the podcast on Twitter & Instagram (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  S4 EP1: "Is There An Adult Version of 'The Saw' Franchise?" 23.09.2026 58min

  We're back! And this time we're on video.Jon, Matt & The Landlord this week discuss:Why Jon's joined a Tennis club and started hanging out with PT Pete.We debate how you pronounce cafetièreWhy Fordey has started to hate men. 'The Curse' has been spotted in Gary, Indiana.We learn how Jon Likes to treat his spiders We discuss Andy Burnham’s TikTok.Matt does an autism test. We visit Twat.com for a surprise. We've recorded before this weekend's Premier League Fixtures but we discuss our club's fortunes so farAND we honour some Doggers. Please send us your new visual podcast strand ideas, any opening titles to bring our theme tune to life and any suggestions for the pod to [email protected] the podcast on Twitter & Instagram (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  S3 EP 27: "This is Tuchel’s Hartlepool By-Election" & Top TV Totty Pods Nude 18.07.2026 32min

  On the show this week Matt and Jon discuss:England getting knocked out of the World Cup What Steve Coogan did for the national team  Why this is Thomas Tuchel’s Hartlepool by-election Jon goes topless AGAIN and there’s advice about how to survive the heat with tea towel SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  S3 EP 26: “Is It OK to Podcast Topless?” & “I Would Love To Be A Helicopter Gunman” 09.07.2026 43min

  On the show this week Jon Richardson, Matt Forde and The Landlord discuss: The Aftermath of England v Mexico and how we all watched it. Why Jon reminds Matt of the lead singer of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers Matt was at No.10 and got a GLOBAL EXCLUSIVE We pick up on who is fitter than Andy Burnham. What do woman want? listeners tell us. Why Jon looks great in masculine settings. Why Matt was a “f-ing disgrace” There's maybe the greatest Animal, Weapon, Location EVER Why Jon doesn’t like to know what commentators look like. We catch up with the goings on at Forest, Spurs and Leeds. And Jon has his armpits hairdryed.  SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  S3 EP 25: Dripping Gooch and Nana’s Backroom. 01.07.2026 50min

  This week Matt and Jon discuss:Why the World Cup might as well be in space. Is Andy Burnham fit? Why Cape Verdi has an inclusive culture The heat. Why being a Gobshite is great. Steve Clarke’s resignation and Scotland’s World Cup And Jon’s made a terrible mistake for the upcoming England game v Congo.  SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  SERIES 3 EP 24: “You’ve Got No Respect For Nutkin’s” 12.06.2026 49min

  On the show this week…We talk World Cup and why it’s like a relationship, Jon finds out that there’s in fact THREE Opening Ceremony’s and Matt admires “the athleticism of these fine young men.”Elsewhere Jon feels a little bit sick today and does a live spin, again we ask - “What IS this podcast?” and is it like “grabbing a bag of crisps” and we discuss the social currency of spitting as a schoolboy. Plus we play the game - ‘What Jon is doing this evening?’ find out why Matt thinks the water break is great and doesn’t care about The GOAT. AND  someone is at that door… SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  S3 EP 23: “It’s Silly, It’s Funny, There’s Dicks…” 03.06.2026 32min

  On the show this week Matt & Jon discuss:If we all die now - what’s the weirdest thing people will find?Matt’s bought a new comb. Jon’s finally put his Christmas tree away. Matt asks: “Stop Farming My Mum Out!”The Postman delivers a parcel half way through the show Jon gets angry about his quote in Matt’s book. A listener emails in a eulogy for Matt And Jon meets Noel WheelanSIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  S3 EP 22: "What If I Roasted Your Cold Corpse?" & "Have You Ever Spied On Someone?" 21.05.2026 47min

  On the show this week Matt & Jon discuss:Southampton Spy Gate.  Have you ever spied on someone? The Algorithm. What accent would Matt want. Mat’s recent nightmare What would Matt would say at Jon’s funeral And we want the listeners to send in eulogies for all of us. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  S3 EP 21: “Just A Druggie Who Doesn’t Ring His Mum” 13.05.2026 32min

  On the show this week Matt, Jon & The Landlord discuss:Tottenham v Leeds - “Hey, This Game’s PG” Forest v Leeds joining “the safe club”Jon destroys one of the classics Matt reports back from a gluttonous trip to Paris like a 70’s comic. Landlord Danny is about to travel near the Hantavirus Listeners email in about the dates of WW1 and WW2 Why going to the football with Noel Gallagher would spoil the game We discuss two bits of celebrity gossip. AND It transpires that we owe a listener a Frey Bentos pie. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND SEVEN EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  S3 EP 20: "I do ALL the Muscle Machines” 29.04.2026 35min

  This week...Matt shows us his vocal warm up, tells us of his gym routine and he’s also a bit aggy from a night out. Jon regales us about his depressing Wembley day out with Leeds. And Landlord Danny 'Scats'Plus 5 yr old Lee Anderson revisits the Dog. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 PLUS EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  S3 EP 19: “You’d Love Someone To Get Fragged” 22.04.2026 35min

  On the show this week Matt, Jon & The Landlord discuss:The delay to the podcast - “because of like reasons” Why Miles Jupp might want to kill Matt Forde. The Relegation battle and will the World get its wish?  Why Arsenal losing the title is good for the comedy industry What happened when protestors interrupted a Matt Forde Political Party gig this week AND Is it a good idea to drink through? SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 PLUS EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  S3 EP 18: “What’s Worse: War or Cancer? Email us at…” 26.03.2026 34min

  Matt and The Landlord report back from Spurs v Forest Jon goes to the Cup Final There's ALOT of impression from.... Jon.There’s a soup recipe requested by a listener Find out why Xavi’s face means Jon wants Spurs to go down. TakeshiCastlegate rumbles onJon and Matt discuss their Turbo drinking in the past And... Scooby Do. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdogShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  S3 Ep 17: Matt Buys Jon A Bouquet of Flowers & “Showbiz Haircut” 14.03.2026 31min

  On the show this week: Matt dreams of being beaten up Tyson Fury.Tottenham’s troubles - Can you sack a man who hasn’t unpacked his pants from his suitcase? Jon finds out his barber listens to this podcast.There’s a new TV idea - Jon Richardson’s ‘Lad In The House’How do you pronounce Takeshi’s Castle? A listener emails in about Matt’s chest hair. Matt and Jon celebrate their 21st anniversary by buying presents for each other. and Matt’s best ever comeback (that he can’t remember) SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdogShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Series 3 Ep 16: Matt Ejects Two Audience Members and Tells A Nurse to F-Off 03.03.2026 49min

  This week Jon & Matt discuss: Matt telling a nurse to "F*ck Off" and ejecting TWO people from gigs this week.WW3The Relegation Scrap Ryan Yates’ sausage dog. 5yr Old Lee Anderson tells us of his bedtime routine Improv. Jon on having to change his number when it was mistakingly aired on C4.There’s a beautiful email from a listener we debate: What’s the best Apple? And Matt writes a song for collagen. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdogShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Series 3 Ep 15: “My Kombucha origin story” & Jon’s got “a showbiz haircut” 18.02.2026 39min

  This week Jon & Matt discuss: Matt Forde’s ‘Showbiz anecdotes’ A big week for Forest and Spurs Carmex v Vaseline There’s an EXCLUSIVE on the pod. Jon brings a Jason Snackateer AND impersonates a Rolls Royce bonnet mascot but visually and on an audio podcast There’s a Hot Take on Valentines Day and find out what gives Matt 'The Ick' SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdogShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Series 3 Ep 14: “It Looks So Much Fun Being A Panda ” & “I’m Ashamed Of Myself” 11.02.2026 50min

  his week Jon & Matt discuss: Jon tells us about hanging out with some OAPs whilst giving blood Matt goes ‘chocolate crazy’Jon’s been “working hard or hardly working”Leeds’ victory over Forest A listener emails in with a logo for ‘Sp*nk Me’ Jon’s daughter continues her text tirade against Matt. Jon thinks Matt has spent too long doing daytime promo Matt uses the phrase ‘Flow State’ at least THREE times Find out why Jon won’t take his daughter to Leeds United And they discuss why this podcast is the truest version of themselves. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdogShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Series 3 Ep 13: “The Least Consistent Pod In The Game” 29.01.2026 45min

  This week Jon, Matt & The Landlord discuss:The Down The Dog Relegation battle, why Jon can’t promo the show on the radio, Matt interviews the PM and there’s some very funny messages from listenerS.Plus Jon shares some beauty tips and we pitch two new TV shows in what might be our rudest segment of the podcast yet.SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdogShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  S3 EP 12: “Daddy’s Got Sandwiches For His Hungry Boys” 23.01.2026 37min

  WE'RE BACK (AGAIN!) and this week we discuss: A candle up the arse. Why does Matt sound so F*cked? Well it’s because of A Chinese, Some Cheese, lots of Whisky & Wine AND a pizza. There’s some surprising revelations about Dr. Oetker Matt & Jon have both been to the seasideFind out what the boy’s weird instagram algorithms are.  Jon bemoans transcripts and the Landlord has a problem at the airport SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdog Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.