Fin vs History

Big Botticelli Gyal (with Paddy Young!) | The History of Beauty Standards (Part 1) 20.07.2026 1h 8min

Paddy joins us fresh from the salons as we find out that, in conclusion, there are no stunners.     The History of Beauty Standards (Part One)  This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.    For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon   ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠   Link to our merch here: ⁠fumblerooskiproductions.com/store⁠  00:00 - The Samurai Injury  08:25 - The Ideal Woman   12:12 - I’m Jealous  16:32 - The Bush Is Back   19:28 - Dream Job  23:32 - Fat Guy Drip   26:06 - Softly Serving C*nt  29:36 - There’s no real stunners  34:36 - He’s A Polymath  38:32 - Our First Phrenology   44:36 - We’re Young Boys  48:31 - I Feel Skinny  52:47 - Supersize Vs Super Skinny  54:49 - It Was An Opposite Decade  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Brazilian Dignitas | The Berlin Wall 16.07.2026 59min

Sorry Elvis, your hip gyrations are not welcome here. The Berlin Wall (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor    This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.     Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh  Chapters: 00:00 -  A Horny German 05:24 - Angry Diners 08:40 - He’s A Puddle 14:11 - And That 19:17 - Communist Butlins 29:48 - The communist Car 34:17 - Stasi P*rn  39:05 - Charlie’s Balls 41:25 - State Sanctioned Transitions 47:21 - The Coffee Crisis  51:08 - Rebuild The Wall Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What You Do In Your Own Home Is All Of My Business | East Germany & The Stasi 13.07.2026 1h 3min

Introducing the stasi, the original love bombers. The GDR (Part One) The makers of Fin vs History are bringing you a new show! Introducing Paddy Will Help, the show that will solve all your problems, hosted by SNL UK’s Paddy Young! Find it here: https://open.spotify.com/show/033KELw8iArM2TMTAMkriK?si=GOeFl3qWQI2FzVHu4G605g The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor    This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.     Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh  Chapters: 00:00 - The Original Rose Garden 04:48 - Just In Case 10:01 - They’re In The Dust  13:01 - Aspirational Dad 17:14 - Genocide Takes Admin  19:36 - Not My Department 23:40 -  Stop Comparing Yourself 25:58 - America Is The Enemy 28:07 - Very Very German 32:04 - Nazi Paedophile Informants 35:45 - The Wall Of Smells 43:43 - Gay Nightclubs 49:15 - OG Lovebombing  53:40 - A Wall Is Built  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Captain Tom, Garden Fox (with Pierre Novellie) | Monty vs Rommel (Part 4/4) 09.07.2026 1h 10min

This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.   Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠  Let's talk about male mental health. Monty & Rommel (Part Four) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor  00:00 - Thigh Mogging 06:24 - Come On Lads 11:02 - The Mafia Tax 18:42 - Barely Legal Bruce Forsyth 21:28 - The Pretend Army  26:22 - I Bet His Wee Smells  30:14 - Employ Flamethrowers  33:14 - He’s A Hippie  35:26 - Hitler’s Lashed Out  40:50 - More Army Than Nazi 46:51 - Fuck Eisenhower 51:20 - Monty’s Cooking 55:20 - It’s A Party For Us  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I Prefer El Alamein’s Early Stuff (with Pierre Novellie) | Monty vs Rommel (Part 3/4) 06.07.2026 1h 1min

Strap in lads, all this sand will send our autism crazy. Monty & Rommel (Part Three) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Rude But Correct 07:17 - The Mad PE Teacher 12:40 - Sliced Bread 13:30 - The British Experience 16:51 - Farting In A Lift 19:54 - The Bag’s Run Out 25:54 - The Gay Beret 30:46 - Yes And 35:34 - Ripped Nerds 41:08 - He’s A Gemini 44:35 - No Chill Out Room 47:30 - Hitler’s Aura 52:45 - Just Ignore Him Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Italy’s Greatest Weapon Is Surrender | Monty vs Rommel (Part 2/4) 02.07.2026 52min

We've waited twenty years to finish this boardgame. Monty & Rommel (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Charlie’s Hiccup 03:33 - The Autistic Boardgame 09:48 - I Stood Up 17:06 - The Baby Fox 21:16 - Operation Sunflower 26:13 - New Errol Clip! 32:29 -It Was A Different Time 37:35 - A Load Of Sand 42:34 - The Panty Division Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nazis Are No Match For Knobbly Knees | Monty vs Rommel (Part 1/4) 29.06.2026 1h

This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Introducing Monty & Rommel, the original big short wearers. Monty & Rommel (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - Tan Mogging 04:27 - Get The Knees Out 08:04 - Hammering Kippers 11:30 - He’s Up For It 15:58 - The Height Of Bush 21:40 - Spreading Misinformation 26:52 - Logistical Nightmare 32:14 - Long Road To Stanton 35:25 - The Escort Battalion 38:34 - Baby Jane 42:36 - Feels Rushed 47:37 - It Was Reckless Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cuckolded by Mr Tumble | Claudius (Part 2) 25.06.2026 56min

Tumble's had a rumble in the jungle! Claudius (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - The Nonce Cuck 04:23 - Enter Brave Salmon 07:28 - Prophet Mohammed Superstar 12:09 - Ancient British Moustaches 14:27 - Beter Bandelson 21:06 - Bonnius Blues 27:16 - Mr Tumble 29:52 - Chads Or Cucks 33:44 - Uno Reverse 37:31 - Gandhi-ing It 42:34 - Pick A Team 47:03 - Hisslapped Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Not All Roman Emperors Are Visible | Claudius (Part 1) 22.06.2026 55min

Nobody Suspects The Disabled Emperor! Claudius (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Lights Out, Night Night 04:35 - Iraqus 10:44 - The First Phrenology 15:05 - Fuckus! 18:56 - He’s Clapped 22:36 - Grow Up! 29:39 - Eamonn Holmes 33:41 - Stephen Hornkins 37:14 - Ben Dover 46:13 - Woofus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanging Out The Blatter it | The History of The World Cup (Part 4/4) 18.06.2026 1h 5min

This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠⁠⁠ Introducing Chuck Blazer, the man so bad he's good. The World Cup (Part Four) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Hanging Out The Back Of It 05:25 - You May Think So 12:57 - I Am Gay 18:07 - GOAL! 23:00 - Motty Doesn’t Do Chunkies 25:24 - Chuck Blazer 31:43 - Grumpikins Be Grumpikinin 36:48 - Waka Waka 41:01 - Clegmania 44:39 - United Passions 49:40 - Modern Slavery 54:34 - I’m An Ally Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

First Port Stanley, Now This?? (with The Upshot!) | The History of The World Cup (Part 3/4) 15.06.2026 1h 1min

Welcome to the weird world of drug testing. The World Cup (Part Three) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Time Wasting 04:30 - Keep Your Head Above The Shit 08:33 - The Merchant Of Death 13:21 - Can A Man Not Change? 15:59 - Male Mental Health 21:21 - Pope’s Bathroom 25:50 - Port Stanley 32:36 - Wind It Down 37:18 - Farcing Hell Mate 42:19 - Bad Egg 46:17 - Red Rag To A Bull 53:02 - And It’s Live Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pickles The Dog Didn’t Kill Himself (with The Upshot!) | The History of The World Cup (Part 2/4) 11.06.2026 1h 9min

This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠⁠ This is the official review for the biggest bums in football. The World Cup (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Banned From Fortnite 04:43 - You’ve Ruined it 09:40 - Everyone’s Furious 15:50 - Shagging Every Moving Thing 20:59 - Vin Laden 23:36 - Brazil’s Hiroshima 27:13 - Japan’s Arse 32:28 - IQ of 70 38:37 - Pickles Knew Too Much 43:07 - They’re Animals 49:21 - Meat And Potatoes 54:06 - Soccer Aid Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fascist Eurovision | The History of The World Cup (Part 1/4) 08.06.2026 58min

Was Hitler Any Good At Keepy Uppies? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠⁠ 00:00 - A Mad Frenchman 04:19 - Working Class Phrenology 07:42 - Raygun 14:44 - Harry Styles 20:48 - The Maimed One 25:16 - Today, I Am Fascist 30:27 - Full Body Cast 34:52 - I Am Corrupt 38:29 - Heavy Impact Sub 42:57 - Meow! 45:41 - It’s Binary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Why I’m No Longer Talking To Black People About Race (With We Saw That)| The White Slave Trade (Part 2) 04.06.2026 1h

Free The Data Scientists. The White Slave Trade (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - A Racial Question Time 04:25 - Gay Banter 11:37 - New York! 19:20 -The White Cosby 26:58 - White Gospel 30:42 - I’m Against It 36:48 - He Reinvented Himself 40:30 - Huw Edwards 47:01 - It’s Been Happening 51:23 - White Privilege Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Dickless-Accountant Industrial Complex | The White Slave Trade (Part 1) 01.06.2026 1h 3min

Why Do White People Always Want To Chop Their Knobs Off? The White Slave Trade (Part 1) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - The First Idea 07:08 - Real Non Verbal Stuff 11:05 - Racist Magician 18:00 - Enforced Non-Binaryism 21:18 - Give Me My Balls Back! 25:36 - The Bee Gees 30:20 - First Turkish Hairline 39:12 - Charlie’s Language 46:35 - Grok Is Errol Musk 51:24 - Confronting The Oppressor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Protestcaust | The Reformation (Part 4/4) 28.05.2026 56min

Peppa Pig’s Doing Poppers In Berlin. The Reformation (Part Four) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Eat, Pray Ignore Your Wife 05:11 - Am I Gay Or Not 08:27 - The One Sky Policy 12:19 - Spanish Protestants 17:35 - Girl Who Cried Whenever 25:03 - My Fat Guy 33:07 - It’s A Trap! 36:30 - Element Of Gay 39:33 - Farage’s Origin Story 43:52 - Charlie.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Calvin Goes Acoustic | The Reformation (Part 3/4) 25.05.2026 54min

This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Thou Shalt Commit Adultery. The Reformation (Part Three) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - He Is The Architect 04:54 - Boom AI 10:01 - It’s Their Harvest 14:29 - Men Love Stats 18:57 - He’s A White Slave 25:56 - Knox Is Immodium 29:11 - The First Emo 36:47 - Awooo! 40:30 - The Worst Bible 44:09 - We’re All Jackie Weaver Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Protestant Therapy is Grinding Your Teeth | The Reformation (Part 2/4) 21.05.2026 1h 4min

The Devil Is In Your Bowels. The Reformation (Part Two) Pre-order Fin's book here: https://linktr.ee/FinTaylorBook Suits by Beggars Run: www.beggarsrun.com The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - These Are My Prayer Beads 03:21 - Incestmaxxing 09:11 - Back Against The Wall 14:06 - More Poo (Sorry) 18:25 - Scatology 26:00 - Pooey Castle 30:22 - Emos Are Protestant 33:48 - The Communist Aesthetic 37:55 - Fin Fat Taylor 42:51- Hitler’s Bath Water 47:05 - Dream Threesome 51:26 - Protestant Poetry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Auto-Erotic Defenestration | The Reformation (Part 1/4) 18.05.2026 56min

Meet The First Guy To Play Devil’s Advocate. The Reformation (Part One) Suits by Beggars Run: www.beggarsrun.com The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh 00:00 - Normal Life Is A Zoo 05:50 - I Got The Job Done! 09:41 - Deep Into The Arse 14:35 - We Need A Bigger Autist 19:23 - Mountain Warehouse Men 25:25 - Autism Bat Signal 30:11 - 32 Million Bums 33:34 - Show Me Your Pum System 37:12 - I Said Night Night 42:53 - Brilliant! 48:20 - A Win For The Patreons Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

K-Hole in a Cave Hole | The Thai Cave Rescue (Part 2) 14.05.2026 59min

This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh A Stopped Clock Is Wrong Most Of The Time. Thai Cave Rescue (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - He Is A Cruiseship 08:25 - Do The Maybot 11:56 - She’s Topless! 17:32 - Red Flag 23:00 - Whole Cocktail Of Ket 30:16 - You Guys Are Pedos 35:01 - Pong? 38:36 - Rick Needs A Cross 43:27 - Should’ve fucked him! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices