Wanging On with Graham Norton and Maria McErlane

A School Teacher Affair and "Fart Tennis" 20.07.2026 36min

YIKES. Two teachers are copping off - and one of them is married! Also this week: Graham and Maria are excited for their Edinburgh live show and there's a dilemma about phone addiction. Plus: have you heard of "fart tennis" as a game? No, neither have we. By the way, since you're still reading this (thanks) - we'd love to tackle your dilemma!! Email WangingOn@listen.co.uk if you've got one. Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:22 EDINBURGH HERE WE COME!07:21 Interior Design Masters and The Clangers09:56 Teachers Copping Off...20:00 Are you addicted to your phone?29:49 Have farts stopped being smelly? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Graham on Fame, Autographs and Photos 📸 13.07.2026 37min

Graham reflects on his experiences of fame, and how he reacts to people asking him for photos and autographs. Plus! Dilemmas ahoy: - What to do about an oppressive Mother-in-law...- When is 'too soon' to have a fling after a break up?- Thoughts on rearranging the fruit bowl into a c*ck and balls... 🍆 Fancy Graham and Maria tackling your dilemma? Email WangingOn@listen.co.uk. Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:30 Graham's Approach to Fame07:22 Mother-in-Law Tension?19:39 Time for a fling?29:34 Rearrange that fruit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Why This Was Graham's Easiest Madonna Interview Yet... 06.07.2026 40min

✨Graham spills all about his Madonna interview: does the Queen of Pop count him as a friend now?✨ Plus Graham and Maria tackle listener dilemmas:- Is it normal to fancy your therapist?- How on Earth do you deal with mansplaining?! Enjoy your weekly fix of Wanging On, and email the show if you have a dilemma: WangingOn@listen.co.uk. You can also check out Graham revealing EVERYTHING about his cameo in Taylor Swift's Opalite music video here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/3jo5B3iVTQfkNUILOE2hFC?si=UPKqwbM2Ty2Z8R0fXpY85Q Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:28 Madonna and Graham - the Interview!09:27 Inappropriate Feelings for a Therapist...20:21 GRRR: Mansplaining!!30:17 Mince Anyone? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Can You 'Return' a Badly-Behaved Dog? 29.06.2026 35min

If your dog is badly behaved, is it OK to return it to the breeder? How do you recover from a humiliating work faux-pas? And where is the best place to bury a body? Asking for a friend... 👀 Graham and Maria serve up this week's helping of Wanging On! Get in touch with the show if you like. We'd love to hear your dilemma! Our email is WangingOn@listen.co.uk. Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters: 00:00 Coming Up...00:22 Covered in Sh*t at Glastonbury!05:18 Ooops... A Foot in Mouth Moment...18:25 Should We Return the Dog?29:12 Burying a Body... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Look Out Gabby Logan!" - Graham's Football 'Punditry' ⚽️ 22.06.2026 40min

Graham and Maria attempt some football punditry with mixed results. Plus:- "My partner earns more than I do..."- "I don't want to read my friend's crap book..."- "Can I check my lamb chop into the cloakroom?" Get stuck in to this week's Wanging On! And send us a dilemma if you have one! WangingOn@listen.co.uk is our address. Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters: 00:00 Coming Up...00:20 ENDLESS Sport 🙄09:28 Your Book Isn't Good!20:41 My Partner Earns More...32:56 Smuggle a Lamb Chop? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Photoshopping Gran's Funeral Pics to Make her "Bustier" 15.06.2026 37min

This week: Graham's phone accidentally exposes one of his worst habits, Maria tackles a family trapped in ten years of relationship drama, and one listener admits to secretly Photoshopping their gran before her funeral... Plus: a surprisingly heated debate about how much grooming is too much grooming. Do you have a dilemma? Here's an idea! Email it to WangingOn@listen.co.uk and we might just feature it on the pod. Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. ----- Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲 - Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon - Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters: 00:00 Coming Up... 00:20 Graham Gets Caught Ignoring Messages 📱 07:20 Should Your Boyfriend Shave Down There? 🌳✂️ 20:22 Trapped in Ten Years of Relationship Drama 🚩 28:19 Photoshopped My Gran's Funeral Photos 📸 32:17 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A Cliché With a Company Laptop 08.06.2026 38min

Maria shares far more information than anyone needed about her dog's recovery, while Graham offers advice to a lovestruck manager whose fantasy relationship could blow up his life. Plus: condiment-fuelled marriage tension and an online shopping habit that might be a little creepy. Do you have a dilemma? Here's an idea! Email it to WangingOn@listen.co.uk and we might just feature it on the pod. Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters: 0:00 Coming Up0:19 Raffi’s operation6:40 Falling for a younger colleague20:58 Is your partner insulting your cooking?30:54 Am I Weird? 33:11 Goodbye Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Can You Flirt in LinkedIn DMs? 👀 01.06.2026 47min

This week: dilemmas about cheating on your hairdresser and slipping into LinkedIn DMs... Plus! Graham and Maria want to create some Wanging On merch - but they clearly need some inspiration...Do you have a dilemma? Here's an idea! Email it to WangingOn@listen.co.uk and we might just feature it on the pod.Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingonChapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:35 Merch Suggestions?08:52 Love on LinkedIn...?26:42 CHEATING on the Hairdresser!40:23 Blanky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A SCANDALOUS workplace affair... and mesh underwear 25.05.2026 41min

One Wanger brings news of outrageous office adultery... and it's hardly a secret amongst the staff. Plus: how do you stop your mother-in-law ironing your sexy mesh pants? That's a genuine question. Now here's the thing... do you have a dilemma? If you do, email it to WangingOn@listen.co.uk Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:25 Resting B**ch Face09:04 Hands OFF my Mesh Underwear!21:07 Office Sh*gging...35:18 Just Eat the Banana Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Yuk! A Coughy Kathy in the Office. Plus Graham's underwhelming holiday... 18.05.2026 45min

Graham has been on holiday but don't ask him how it was. Also! There are dilemmas about office coughing and a tricky summer house share. Gosh! We would just love to discuss your dilemma! If ya fancy it, please send your email to: WangingOn@listen.co.ukWanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingonChapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:27 Graham DESTROYS the Blue Grotto!08:55 Urgh - Gross Coughing21:20 Telly Obsessions: Young Offenders & Taskmaster23:35 A Holiday from Hell?36:50 Kitchen Space Invaders! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's Eurovision Week!! Graham's thoughts on Vienna, Australia and his Favourite Eurovision Moments 11.05.2026 37min

Graham's bags are packed for Eurovisionnn!! Plus there are dilemmas about teenage drinking and a neighbour's invasive ivy grrr. Dive in to your weekly fix of Wanging On...We would love to Wang On about your dilemma! Send your email to: WangingOn@listen.co.ukWanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingonChapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:19 Eurovision is here!!09:22 Teenage Drinking...21:26 Neighbour Wars!30:49 Cardboard Graham Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Graham's Friendship with Carrie Fisher. Plus: Star Wars and Sloppy Kisses... 04.05.2026 34min

Graham and Maria talk about Star Wars and the late great Carrie Fisher. Plus this week's dilemmas are about sloppy kisses from relatives and HR drama in the Chef's Kitchen! Send your dilemma to Wanging On! Email WangingOn@listen.co.uk Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:27 Happy Star Wars Day!!05:57 Sloppy Kiss from Auntie?16:52 HR Drama in the Kitchen...26:11 Got Milk? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wanging On is Going Live! 27.04.2026 38min

Graham and Maria have all the deets of their first ever live edition of Wanging On - and you can be there! You can get tickets from gildedballoon.co.uk from 11am GMT on Wednesday April 29th. See Gilded Balloon for general terms and conditions. Also on the pod this week: what to do about an ex-boyfriend's literal baggage, and there's some drama in the Tinder chat... If you have a dilemma for the show, email WangingOn@listen.co.uk Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. ----- Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲 - Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon - Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters: 00:00 Coming Up... 00:20 Our first ever Live Show! 08:38 A Tinder faux pas... 22:12 Anyone need a Skip? 31:47 The Whiskers on One's Chinny Chin Chin! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Graham's Thoughts on Ozempic 20.04.2026 40min

Graham and Maria discuss the pros and cons of Ozempic. Plus in this week's dilemmas: anxieties about being childless in your thirties, and how to 'shoo away' a clingy customer at the market... Get in touch with the show! We'd love to hear from you, especially if you have a dilemma you'd like to share. Our email address is WangingOn@listen.co.uk Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:27 Ozempic: Yay or Nay? 09:16 Please Move On!!21:05 Single and Childless in your 30s...32:15 WWII... or Dickensian? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SNL UK and Accidental P*rn 13.04.2026 43min

Graham and Maria share their thoughts on SNL UK (and some BTS insights). A lady needs help dealing with some unwanted porn on her work computer. Plus one Wanger's husband is sending messages to an "old" flame. Crack open this week's Wanging On and enjoy! You're always welcome to send us your own dilemma of course. The email address is WangingOn@listen.co.uk Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code wangingon at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/wangingon -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingonChapters: 00:00 Coming Up... 01:44 Is SNL UK any good? 09:00 Porn at Work... 20:38 TV Watching with your Partner... 25:42 He's Wheeling My Husband Away!! 35:59 Are you still breathing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

My Husband Wants Gay Sex 06.04.2026 36min

This week, Graham and Maria respond to a woman whose husband wants to experiment in the bedroom with another man. One Wanger wants advice on how NOT to be an a**ehole boss. Graham and Maria reminisce about Easter and Lent traditions. Plus, do you tell your dog or cat where you're going when you leave the house? Send your dilemmas in to the pod! Our email address is WangingOn@listen.co.uk - we'd love to hear from you. Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Listen, a Platform Media label. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code wangingon at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/wangingon ----- Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲 - Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon - Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters: 00:00 Coming Up... 01:48 Happy Easter! 07:20 A Husband Who Wants Gay Sex 21:03 Boss = A**ehole! 31:23 Cat Chat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

'Doggie Thursday' and Graham the Birthday Boy...! 30.03.2026 38min

It's Graham's birthday this week! Plus there are two family dilemmas - one about awful violin playing, and one about tricky weight loss. Also: Am I Weird continues to delight and fascinate - get ready to be introduced to 'Doggie Thursday...'Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Listen, a Platform Media label. You can email the show anytime using our address: WangingOn@listen.co.uk-----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingonChapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:27 Happy Birthday Graham!05:49 TERRIBLE Violin Playing!18:58 Weight Loss Struggles31:32 'Doggie Thursday?!' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is This the Weirdest Family Habit We’ve Ever Heard? 23.03.2026 38min

Graham and Maria are full of the delights of spring this week. They've got dilemmas about a filthy bedroom and a lady yearning to move to the UK... if only she could convince her husband. Plus, today's Am I Weird has to be heard to be believed - maybe have a packet of crisps ready... Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Listen, a Platform Media label. You can email the show anytime using our address: WangingOn@listen.co.uk -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:26 Spring has Sprung!07:13 PLEASE Tidy your Bedroom...!19:48 Should We Move to the UK?29:44 Regurgitated Crisp Anyone? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Can You Tell Someone Their Breath Stinks? 16.03.2026 34min

With the OSCARs over for another year, Graham and Maria share their award show memories. Plus there are some very relatable dilemmas about smelly breath and awkward social circles. You can send your dilemma to WangingOn@listen.co.uk - and please do! Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Listen, a Platform Media label. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:26 "I must never go to the OSCARs..."06:28 Your Breath Stinks!!17:28 Should you Mix Friend Groups?26:56 When in Bed Alone... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Swingers Parties and Orgasms at the Dentist 09.03.2026 35min

A dilemma concerning unwanted orgasm sounds at the dentist is on the menu for Graham and Maria to tackle this week. Also one Wanger wonders whether he should go swinging. Plus Graham's doctor really wants him to poo in a box, and Maria has been attempting some DIY... Drop us an email! You can send your dilemma to WangingOn@listen.co.uk.Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Listen, a Platform Media label. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingonChapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:28 Doctors and Handymen...06:33 Should I Go to a Swingers Night?17:02 Orgasm Noises at the Dentist!26:47 A Note from Harry the Hobbit... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices