Therapy Gecko

Epizode

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  “I’M A BURNT OUT JAZZ PLAYER” 30.08.2026 1h 3min

  A caller becomes burnt out doing what they love and a final caller and I discuss drinking water.Is your dad going to the party? I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  “I’M A FAMOUS DUTCH VIKING" 26.08.2026 1h 1min

  A caller is bored of his controversial online viking persona, a caller's unpaid overtime is ruining their life, and a final caller returns with an update about talking to a girl at work.Get in line. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  “I’M TERRIFIED OF POPCORN” 23.08.2026 59min

  A caller is terrified of popcorn, a caller longs to talk with their coworker more, and a final caller's mom believes the earth is flat. Try it. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  “JURY DUTY CHANGED MY LIFE” 19.08.2026 58min

  A caller learns profound insight from their experience on the jury of a murder case, a caller from Denmark engages in wild graduation behavior, and a final caller is frequently mistaken as gay. Ready your swords. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  “I MESS WITH PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE” 16.08.2026 58min

  A caller shares the dangers of flushing your toilet, a caller causes chaos on Facebook Marketplace, and a final caller considers living out of their car to pursue their dream. We are all 3 rats in a trench coat. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  “I DON’T WANT MY DAD’S DREAM” 12.08.2026 1h

  A caller is pressured by his dad to take over the family business against his will, we speak with another internet therapy lizard, and a final caller tries to help their incel friend. Turn around. I am a gecko.  GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  “I MIGHT BE RACIST” 09.08.2026 1h

  A caller might be racist. Then another caller’s cousin changes his perspective on living on the streets. You have the missing piece. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  “I’M GIVING UP THE PARTY LIFE” 05.08.2026 1h 1min

  A caller abandons their party lifestyle in order to pursuit of a surprising goal, and caller chats about their dad’s problematic girlfriend while pitching a camping tent.  The goblin is inside you. I am a gecko.GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  “GAMBLING RUINED OUR RELATIONSHIP” 02.08.2026 1h 4min

  A caller deals with their fiancé’s gambling problem, a caller’s dad becomes a far right streamer, and a final caller almost gets beheaded by a turkey. Hello. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  “I HAVE TO PARENT MY PARENTS” 29.07.2026 1h 6min

  A caller tries to parent their parents, a caller is kidnapped while hitchhiking, and a final caller’s friend steals $400 from him. Let’s meet the strange cave. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  “I KICKED MY MOM’S BOYFRIEND DOWN THE STAIRS” 22.07.2026 1h 4min

  A caller explains why they punted their mom's boyfriend down the stairs, a caller works on teeth in a remote Alaskan village, a caller fears the side effects of their workplace chemicals, a caller's cousin attacks someone, and a final caller sends a risky text. Let's agree to never talk about this again. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  “MY PARENTS DID A WIFE SWAP” 19.07.2026 1h 3min

  A caller’s parents do a hostile wife swap, a caller feels abandoned by an old friend, and a final caller crashes his car and talk about how being hot has changed his life. It is time to do some math. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  "MY WIFE TOOK ALL OUR MONEY"  15.07.2026 1h 19min

  A caller’s marriage reaches a breaking point in the last 24 hours, a caller's therapist suggests they seek me out, and we read viewer mail about beyblade tournaments and dating short men.  It is time to gather leaves in the park. I am a gecko.GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  “I JUST PASSED A KIDNEY STONE” 12.07.2026 1h 4min

  A caller shares a cautionary tale about diet soda, a caller develops feelings for a coworker that conflicts with her relationship, and a final caller reconnects with her estranged dad after 20 years. It is time to board the Banana Boat. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  “MY MOM WANTS ME OUT” 08.07.2026 55min

  A caller's mom wants them to move out, a scientist struggles to connect in social settings, and we read viewer mail about turning off your ability to feel pain and becoming a masochist. That's how they get you. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  “I’M ADDICTED TO FACEBOOK DATING” 05.07.2026 1h 3min

  A caller gets addicted to Facebook Dating, a caller overcomes his stutter, and we read viewer mail about sonder, running for office, and GTA6. I call heads. Unless tails is better. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  “I’M A LONG DISTANCE PARENT” 01.07.2026 1h 5min

  A caller co-parents his daughter over a long distance, a caller is pushed out of their polyamorous relationship, a caller reigns supreme over the pizza shop, and we read viewer mail from someone who wants to delete their mother in-law. A broken clock is right twice a day, unless it’s a digital clock that won’t turn on. Then it is never anything. I am a gecko.GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  “THE MOON LANDING DID NOT HAPPEN” 28.06.2026 1h 11min

  In this IRL episode I talked to people outside of a McDonalds and then got kicked out of the McDonalds and accidentally ended up at a pride parade. I talked to an aspiring pilot, a lady living out of her car, learned about why the moon landing was fake, and a lot of other fun stuff. I love going outside. Speak now or forever hold your peace. I am a gecko.  GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  “I BROKE UP A MARRIAGE” 24.06.2026 1h 7min

  A caller breaks up a marriage and loses $500, a caller argues with their father over Hellen Keller, and a mailman finds himself in the middle of a fight between his girlfriend and his sister. Time to volunteer at the hedgehog shelter. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  “I’M TRIPPING AT KETAMINE THERAPY RIGHT NOW” 21.06.2026 1h 7min

  A caller chats while coming down from his ketamine therapy session, a caller attempts to settle a local beef, a caller from Malaysia tries to get rich, and a final caller shares what a day in his life as a sign language interpreter is like. There will be no bathroom breaks. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.