The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

The BIG Payoff 02.06.2026 1h 16min

What kind of wh*re do you want to be? This week Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt discuss Joey taking his daughter to a rock concert, Joey's advice to comedians looking to take the next step in comedy, Joey injuring his knee boxing and much more! SHOW NOTES DraftKings has you fully covered this playoff season. Sign up with code JOEY & spend $5 to get $200 in rewards within 21 days at https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps If you're 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod

They can all s*ck your d@#k! 26.05.2026 1h 27min

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt welcome ABF Super Bantamweight champion boxer John Leonardo to the Church to talk boxing, Lee getting into the ring, motivation, where is the most painful place to get hit and more! SHOW NOTES Play Cashingo only on the DraftKings Casino app now. Sign up with code JOEYSLOTS to get 1000 Flex Spins @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/ Don't sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% off with code CHURCH at http://takeultra.com #UltraPouches #ad

Joey Diaz has had enough! 19.05.2026 1h 17min

Joey and Lee talk Lee's honeymoon in Japan, Joey's recovery from knee replacement surgery, why Joey sets his life up entirely differently than he used to and why it has changed his life and much more! SHOW NOTES Save 20% on your first online order at http://lucy.co/CHURCH with promo code CHURCH. Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/ Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ

This could all be B.S. 05.05.2026 1h 27min

Joey Diaz updates the world on his knee replacement, advice he would give to his 30 and 40 year old self, what works better than the pain pills, running people over in GTA and much more! SHOW NOTES Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now & turn $5 into $100 in Bonus Bets when you press in code JOEY @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps If you're 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod

If you're walking on ice you might as well dance 28.04.2026 1h 19min

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt go deep talking about Joey's surgery getting canceled last minute, his recent health scare, why Joey hates pain so much and more. SHOW NOTES: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now & turn $5 into $100 in Bonus Bets when you press in code JOEY @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps Order a bouquet of roses & get another bouquet free @ http://1800Flowers.com/JOEY Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/

Ari Shaffir Returns! 20.04.2026 2h 28min

The triumphant return of Ari Shaffir to The Church of What's Happening Now for a special 420 episode! Ari and Joey are their usual wild selves talking getting Joe Rogan drunk on stage, their shared love of torturing people, and battling as a comedian. Show Notes Order a bouquet of roses & get another bouquet free @ http://1800Flowers.com/JOEY Support the show and get 20% off your first Lucy order with code CHURCH at https://www.lucy.co/CHURCH

What goes around, comes around 14.04.2026 1h 31min

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about what the podcast means to them, Joey's recent trip to Austin to surprise Joe Rogan at The Mothership and much more! SHOW NOTES Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/

Joey Diaz was mad at Natalie Cuomo for a Year! 07.04.2026 1h 17min

Find out what she did! Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt are joined by comedian Natalie Cuomo to talk about their mental health problems (Lee diagnoses Joey), the best ways to mess with people and so much more! SHOW NOTES If you're 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod

Felony Flashbacks with Danny B 31.03.2026 2h 4min

The legend, the soldier of the year, the North Bergen legend Danny B joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in person for the first time after multiple virtual visits during the LA years. They talk about Joey's recent obsession with Grand Theft Auto, why they are both thankful for their crazy upbringing, why the police being called didn't used to be a bad thing and so much more. SHOW NOTES Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ ⁠http://BlueChew.com/⁠ Head to ⁠http://tryfum.com/CHURCH ⁠to get your free gift with purchase & start The Good Habit Today!

All In with former UFC fighter Alberto Crane 24.03.2026 1h 15min

Former UFC fighter, Alberto Crane rejoins The Church for the first time in New Jersey to talk UFC, the positive side of a MS diagnosis, his new book, "All In" and to catch up with Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt. SHOW NOTES Head to http://tryfum.com/CHURCH to get your free gift with purchase & start The Good Habit Today! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JOEY & use code JOEY to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com

The Guru of Failure 17.03.2026 1h 38min

Coco is back baby! Joey Diaz talks with Lee Syatt about how it feels being Coco again and what the difference between Joey and Coco is. Joey and Lee also talk gambling misfortune, getting set up by his neighbor the undercover DEA agent and much more! SHOW NOTES Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ ⁠http://BlueChew.com/⁠Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at ⁠https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ⁠

It's getting too deep in here 10.03.2026 1h 29min

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about their amazing black jack night in Tampa, why 50 year old and up divorcee's are so freaky, the skin tag lady and much more! SHOW NOTES If you're 21 or older, get 35% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at ⁠https://inda.shop/CHURCH⁠ #indacloudpod Get 25% off your first order of MASA Chips with code JOEY @ ⁠http://MASACHIPS.com/JOEY⁠

Once you get that through your head 03.03.2026 1h 26min

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt are back and they have a lot to talk about. Joey has rules for his neighborhood, and if you break those rules....there are consequences. Joey tells Lee about his experience performing on the Roast of New Jersey, the only time Joey got a drink thrown in his face and more! SHOW NOTES Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ Get 25% off your first order of MASA Chips with code JOEY @ http://MASACHIPS.com/JOEY

Joey Diaz' 2nd seventh grade teacher 17.02.2026 1h 17min

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt are joined by John and Joe Barone. John was Joey's teacher and basketball coach and Joe was also an athlete and pharmacist. The three men talk about how the teachers were some of the best and the kids loved them, some of them were also criminals. They also talk chicken factories, locks being thrown at cars and much more. SHOW NOTES If you're 21 or older, get 35% OFF your first order + free shipping @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at ⁠https://inda.shop/CHURCH⁠ #indacloudpod Get 25% off your first order of MASA Chips with code JOEY @ ⁠http://MASACHIPS.com/JOEY⁠

Chaos 10.02.2026 1h 23min

Livin' like doctors! Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about their trip to Atlanta, puking on private jets, what changed Joey's entire outlook on touring, why being vulnerable on podcasts is so important to them and much more! SHOW NOTES Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/ Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ

Don't Get in the car Joe! 03.02.2026 1h 38min

Don't do it! Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk Joey's favorite show in 5 years, what's keeping Joey young (not just the peptides), the joys of revenge and much more! SHOW NOTES Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now & turn $5 into $300 in Bonus Bets when you press in code JOEY @ ⁠https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps⁠ Join the No Hangover Club & get 30% off your order of Nowadays at ⁠http://trynowadays.com/DIAZ

It's about time 28.01.2026 1h 34min

The only thing that money can't buy, is time. This week on The Church Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about how important time is, wasting time, and focusing on what really matters. Joey and Lee also talk about Lee getting stranded in Chicago, why being alone is so awesome and much more! SHOW NOTES If you're 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now & turn $5 into $300 in Bonus Bets when you press in code JOEY @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps

Feeling like a monkey head in a piranha tank 20.01.2026 1h 22min

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE from Joey's basement. The duo discuss what they would each be like as a security guard, why Joey never taught a stand up class, and Lee makes a confession to Joey about the end of their time in LA. SHOW NOTES Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now & turn $5 into $300 in Bonus Bets when you press in code JOEY @ ⁠https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps⁠ Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ ⁠http://BlueChew.com/⁠

To live life, is to learn 13.01.2026 2h 3min

Nothing happens on the couch has been replaced and updated for 2026. Joey tells Lee why a comic union won't work, Joey talks about something he tries to never talk about, Lee and Joey look back at The Church's legacy and much more! SHOW NOTES Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ

We're playing for keeps in 2026! 06.01.2026 1h 33min

Happy New Year from Joey and Lee! Joey talks motivation in the new year, the reason he stays out of prison, and much more! SHOW NOTES Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now & press in code JOEY @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/ For free shipping on your order & 365-day returns go to https://www.Quince.com/CHURCH