Blourish and Flotts: Audiobooks and Podfics

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  A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 13 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion 02.10.2026 1h 15min

  A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 13 — Hormone and CrotchHermione has a favour to ask Draco—one involving the Summer Solstice, a heavily protected monastery in southern France, and the theft of a fragment from Mary Magdalene’s skull. Naturally, Draco is delighted by the criminal possibilities.As their carefully planned mission begins, an undercover journey through Provence gives them an unexpected stretch of ordinary time together. Between reckless driving, seaside wandering, sharp banter, and increasingly difficult-to-ignore attraction, Draco finds himself confronting feelings that are becoming much harder to dismiss.About This ProductionThis episode presents Chapter 13 of A Most Inconvenient Devotion, an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare, preserving the story’s romantic tension, humour, adventure, and character-driven progression.Pertinent LinksRead the original work by isthisselfcare on AO3Join the community on Discord
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  A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 12 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion 02.10.2026 43min

  A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 12 — The Manor of TheseusHermione accepts an invitation to Malfoy Manor, forcing both her and Draco to confront how much the place has changed—and how much the past still matters. Between rebuilt halls, old memories, unexpected vulnerability, and increasingly personal banter, an uncomfortable afternoon becomes something far more revealing.As Draco tries to manage Hermione’s unease, the boundaries between professional concern, friendship, and something harder to name continue to blur. A quiet moment by the fountain only becomes more complicated when Blaise Zabini arrives and notices rather more than Draco would like.About This ProductionThis episode presents an adapted reading of A Most Inconvenient Devotion, based on Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare, preserving the chapter’s character dynamics, humor, emotional tension, and central story beats.Pertinent LinksRead the original work by isthisselfcare on AO3Join the community on Discord
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  A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 11 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion 01.10.2026 33min

  A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 11 — AmortentiaWhen someone tests the wards around Hermione’s cottage, Draco arrives minutes too late to identify the intruder—and the possibility that her secret research has attracted unwanted attention becomes harder to dismiss. Their investigation soon gives way to a very different kind of complication when confiscated love potions reveal that some preferences may have changed since their school days.Between suspicious magical traces, classroom sparring, inconvenient sincerity, Amortentia, and one thoroughly ill-advised encounter with a Cambridge gardener, danger and attraction continue to make equally poor companions.About This ProductionThis episode is an adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare, preserving the story’s characters, humour, romance, and magical adventure in an audio storytelling format.Pertinent LinksRead the original work by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our OwnJoin the community on Discord
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  A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 10 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion 01.10.2026 35min

  A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 10 — The Ring of EynhallowA perilous broom flight across the North Sea carries Draco and Hermione toward the ancient fires of Eynhallow, where wild magic, strange creatures, and a centuries-old Beltane tradition await. Between salt spray, standing stones, and a long night beside the flames, their uneasy partnership begins to look increasingly like something neither of them is ready to name.By morning, small acts of care have become harder to dismiss—and somehow more awkward than the danger that brought them there.About This ProductionThis episode presents Chapter 10 of A Most Inconvenient Devotion, an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare, preserving the story’s romantic tension, humor, magical adventure, and character-driven slow burn.Pertinent LinksRead the original work by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our OwnJoin the community on Discord
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  A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 9 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion 01.10.2026 45min

  A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 9 — Old GloryDraco’s idea of a routine wellness check somehow becomes tea, banoffee pie, and an increasingly comfortable evening in Hermione’s cottage. But when her research points toward the Orkney Islands on Beltane, he decides her supposedly harmless trip is no longer something she’ll be making alone.A missed ferry leaves them with one questionable alternative: Old Glory, an ancient two-seater broom, a cold stretch of North Sea, and Hermione’s profound hatred of flying.About This ProductionThis adapted narrated reading presents A Most Inconvenient Devotion, based on Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare.Pertinent LinksOriginal work by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our OwnCommunity / Discord
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  A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 8 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion 30.09.2026 56min

  A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 8 — Malfoy's ParadoxDraco arrives at the Delacroix fête with one uncomplicated objective—only to discover that none of the evening’s eligible witches can hold his attention. Then the mysterious woman he’s been watching across the room turns around, and suddenly Hermione Granger is complicating everything.Between sharp arguments, meddling friends, an increasingly inconvenient dance, and a few discoveries neither of them seems eager to examine too closely, professional irritation begins blurring into something much harder for Draco to explain.About This ProductionThis episode is an adapted reading of A Most Inconvenient Devotion, an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare, preserving the story’s wit, romantic tension, and magical adventure.Pertinent LinksRead the original work by isthisselfcare on AO3Join the community on Discord
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  A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 7 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion 30.09.2026 48min

  A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 7 — RevelationsDraco’s curiosity finally gets the better of him when he discovers the title of Hermione’s fiercely protected ancient grimoire: Revelations. Her furious response follows him from the Ministry to the windswept hills of Uffington, where a suspicious plant, an abandoned tracking ring, and an unfortunate misunderstanding with passing Muggles make their already complicated arrangement even more combustible.But their quarrel gives way to something far more revealing when Hermione’s protective magic suddenly pulls her across the country in the middle of the night. What begins as confusion leaves Draco confronting just how instinctively she will come to his aid—and how difficult that realization is to ignore.About This ProductionThis episode is an adaptation of Chapter 7 of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare, reshaped as A Most Inconvenient Devotion while preserving the chapter’s central characters, events, humor, tension, and emotional progression.Pertinent LinksRead the original work by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our OwnJoin the community on Discord
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  A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 6 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion 30.09.2026 52min

  A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 6 — Professor TakahashiA false alarm sends Draco racing to Hermione’s cottage before dawn, only to discover that the apparent crisis is something far less deadly—and considerably more embarrassing. Their increasingly easy correspondence soon leaves Draco confronting an even stranger problem: Hermione Granger has somehow become the standard against which everyone else seems rather dull.When Hermione speaks at a Muggle medical conference in Oxford, Draco arrives as her reluctant security detail and finds himself unexpectedly impressed by both her brilliance and the world she moves through. An evening of doctors, pub trivia, whisky, and dangerously sincere compliments pushes their friendship into territory neither of them is quite prepared to examine.About This ProductionThis episode presents Chapter 6 of A Most Inconvenient Devotion, an original fanfiction adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare, preserving the story’s characters, wit, romantic tension, and adventure while reshaping the text for this adaptation.Pertinent LinksRead the original work by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our OwnJoin the community on Discord
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  A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 5 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion 30.09.2026 48min

  A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 5 — The Keepers of the WellHermione’s Imbolc errand takes Draco from crowded Glastonbury gardens to a hidden magical spring beneath the earth, where ancient Keepers guard the Green Well and even he begins to question how far she is willing to go for her research.Between dubious chakra advice, an alarming descent into darkness, and a Sneakoscope with impeccable comic timing, their uneasy partnership keeps slipping into something warmer, funnier, and considerably harder to ignore.About This ProductionThis episode presents an adapted reading of A Most Inconvenient Devotion, based on Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare, preserving the chapter’s characters, humor, danger, and slow-burn relationship while reshaping the prose for this adaptation.Pertinent LinksRead the original work by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our OwnJoin the community on Discord
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  A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 4 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion 29.09.2026 44min

  A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 4 — The Asterisk HolidayDraco’s curiosity about Hermione’s mysterious “asterisk holidays” finally gets the better of him when an Imbolc trip to Somerset reveals a pattern hidden in her schedule. What begins as a convenient excuse to escape his mother’s matchmaking tea soon becomes an unexpectedly entertaining day of rain, Muggle travel, woodland searching, and questions Hermione has no intention of answering.Between a disastrous Apparition into a moving Mini, an overly enthusiastic Sneakoscope, and Draco’s questionable attempt at Muggle fashion, the pair settle into their familiar rhythm of irritation and reluctant amusement. But a quieter exchange about the past briefly strips away the banter, revealing how much has changed—and how much remains difficult to say aloud.About This ProductionThis episode presents Chapter 4, “The Asterisk Holiday,” from A Most Inconvenient Devotion, an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare.Pertinent LinksRead the original work by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our OwnJoin the community on Discord
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  A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 3 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion 28.09.2026 34min

  A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 3 — The Second RingDraco’s campaign to improve Hermione’s security finally brings him to her Cambridgeshire cottage, where books, Muggle technology, a deeply judgmental half-Kneazle, and Hermione’s stubborn independence prove nearly as challenging as the warding itself. After hours of magical fortification and argumentative negotiation, the evening turns unexpectedly intimate when they reach the most important part of Draco’s plan: the matching silver rings.What begins as a practical protection measure carries an awkward significance neither of them is particularly eager to examine—and establishes a new connection that may prove rather harder to ignore than either expects.About This ProductionThis episode is an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare, reshaping the source material for an episodic audiobook presentation while preserving its characters, romantic tension, humour, and magical adventure.Pertinent LinksRead the original work by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our OwnJoin the community on Discord
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  A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 2 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion 28.09.2026 36min

  A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 2 — Item Fifty-SixDraco’s security assessment quickly expands from Hermione’s laboratory to Hermione herself, exposing an exhausting schedule, formidable magical defences, and one invention he never expected to find: an Anti-Magical Forcefield built around her Muggle computers.Determined to avoid becoming her permanent bodyguard, Draco devises an alternative. His fifty-sixth recommendation comes in the form of an enchanted silver ring—one Hermione has several very good reasons to inspect before trusting. About This ProductionThis episode is an adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare, reshaping the original fanfiction into A Most Inconvenient Devotion while preserving its central characters, romantic tension, humour, and magical adventure.Pertinent LinksRead the original work by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our OwnJoin the community on Discord
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  A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 1 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion 28.09.2026 43min

  A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 1 — The PrincipalDraco Malfoy has built a respectable career as an Auror, but his latest protection assignment presents a complication no amount of professional experience can make comfortable: the Principal is Hermione Granger. Fifteen years after the war, their reunion at her Cambridge laboratory is every bit as tense, sharp, and stubbornly competitive as either of them might have expected.When Draco challenges Hermione to prove her laboratory can withstand a determined intruder, a routine security assessment becomes a battle of wards, wits, and unfamiliar Muggle technology. Neither seems particularly willing to concede that the other may actually be very good at what they do.About This ProductionThis episode presents Chapter 1 of A Most Inconvenient Devotion, an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare. Pertinent LinksRead the original work by isthisselfcare on Archive of Our OwnJoin the community on Discord
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  Frankenstein - Chapter 24 | Mary Wollstonecraft Shelly | Audiobook + Discussion 28.09.2026 52min

  Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley — Chapter 24Victor abandons Geneva and devotes what remains of his life to pursuing the creature across Europe, Russia, and into the frozen north. The chase becomes a brutal contest of endurance, sustained by vengeance, grief, and the creature’s taunting signs left along the way.As Victor’s story reaches Walton aboard the icebound ship, the consequences of creator and creation finally converge. Walton is left to witness the last reckoning between remorse, responsibility, revenge, and the terrible loneliness that has shaped them both.About This ProductionThis episode presents a faithful reading of Chapter 24 of Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, preserving the language, structure, and dramatic progression of the original text.Pertinent LinksRead the original text of Frankenstein at Project GutenbergJoin the community on Discord
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  Frankenstein - Chapter 23 | Mary Wollstonecraft Shelly | Audiobook + Discussion 28.09.2026 17min

  Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley — Chapter 23Victor spends his wedding night braced for the Creature’s promised attack, certain that he himself is the intended victim. But as a violent storm gathers over the lake, a dreadful scream reveals that Victor has misunderstood the threat—and the consequences devastate what remains of his family.Overwhelmed by grief, Victor returns to Geneva, where further loss pushes him into months of collapse and confinement. When he recovers, sorrow hardens into a single purpose: he appeals to a magistrate for help hunting the being he created, only to discover how impossible his extraordinary story is for others to accept. About This ProductionThis episode presents a faithful reading of Chapter 23 of Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, preserving the language and events of the original text.Pertinent LinksRead the original text at Project GutenbergJoin the community on Discord
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  Frankenstein - Chapter 22 | Mary Wollstonecraft Shelly | Audiobook + Discussion 28.09.2026 22min

  Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley — Chapter 22Victor returns toward Geneva burdened by guilt and fear, only to receive a deeply vulnerable letter from Elizabeth questioning whether he truly wishes to marry her. Her words force him to confront the Creature’s chilling promise to be with him on his wedding night.Believing the threat is aimed at his own life, Victor resolves not to let fear delay the marriage. As the wedding approaches, hope and dread become inseparable, while Elizabeth senses an uneasiness she cannot fully understand.About This ProductionThis episode presents a faithful reading of Chapter 22 of Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, preserving the language, events, and atmosphere of the original text.Pertinent LinksRead the original text on Project GutenbergJoin the community on Discord
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  Frankenstein - Chapter 21 | Mary Wollstonecraft Shelly | Audiobook + Discussion 27.09.2026 24min

  Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley — Chapter 21Victor is brought before a magistrate and hears the evidence connecting him to a newly discovered murder. When he is taken to view the body, the victim’s identity plunges him into horror, illness, and months of confinement.As Victor slowly recovers, an unexpected visitor offers him a measure of comfort, while evidence begins to clarify what happened on the night of the murder. Even after his release, however, grief and fear follow him as he prepares to leave Ireland and return toward Geneva.About This Production:This is a faithful reading of Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, preserving the original story and language of the classic novel.Pertinent Links:Read the original text on Project GutenbergJoin the community on Discord
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  Frankenstein - Chapter 20 | Mary Wollstonecraft Shelly | Audiobook + Discussion 27.09.2026 23min

  Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley — Chapter 20Victor recoils from the consequences of creating a second creature and destroys his unfinished work as the first creature watches in fury. Their confrontation ends with a chilling promise: the creature will be with Victor on his wedding-night.Determined never to resume his work, Victor secretly disposes of its remains at sea. But after falling asleep in his small boat, he is blown far from the Scottish island and eventually reaches Ireland—where his relief at finding land abruptly vanishes when he learns that he is suspected in the murder of a man found the previous night.About This Production:This is a faithful reading of Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, preserving the language and events of the original novel.Pertinent Links:Read the original text on Project GutenbergJoin the community on Discord
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  Frankenstein - Chapter 19 | Mary Wollstonecraft Shelly | Audiobook + Discussion 27.09.2026 18min

  Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley — Chapter 19Victor and Henry Clerval travel through England and Scotland, but their journeys affect them very differently. While Henry delights in new landscapes, history, and companionship, Victor is haunted by the promise he has made to the creature and secretly gathers what he needs to fulfill it.Eventually Victor leaves Henry behind and seeks isolation on a remote Orkney island. There, surrounded by a bleak sea and almost complete solitude, he begins the dreadful work of creating the creature’s promised companion, finding the task far more horrifying than his first experiment.About This ProductionThis is a faithful reading of Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, preserving the original story and language for listeners experiencing this classic novel in audio form.Pertinent LinksRead the original text at Project GutenbergJoin the community on Discord
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  Frankenstein - Chapter 18 | Mary Wollstonecraft Shelly | Audiobook + Discussion 27.09.2026 20min

  Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley — Chapter 18Back in Geneva, Victor delays the terrible promise he has made, even as the thought of breaking it fills him with fear. When his father raises the possibility of an immediate marriage to Elizabeth, Victor realizes he cannot allow himself that happiness until his secret obligation is fulfilled. Using scientific study as his explanation, Victor arranges a journey to England and sets out with Henry Clerval. Their route carries them down the Rhine through ruined castles, vineyards, and riverside towns, where Henry delights in everything Victor can barely bring himself to notice; by late December, they finally reach London. About This Production:This episode presents a faithful reading of Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, preserving the language and narrative of the original work.Pertinent Links:Read the original text on Project GutenbergJoin the community on Discord