The Wittering Whitehalls

LIFE LESSONS: "Put your f***ing phone down!" 16.07.2026 26min

Hands up if you constantly pick your mobile phone up, for absolutely NO REASON whatsoever and start scrolling through trash... This week's DL has recognised this in themselves and asks The Wittering Whitehalls for a solution.The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

My Husband Wants To Watch The Final... On Our 30th Wedding Anniversary! 13.07.2026 46min

There's been *quite* a bit a of football on lately and this week, a DL has a question: Should I make my husband miss the World Cup Final, so that we can celebrate a milestone anniversary? Plus, emigrating to Australia and a possible Mrs Whitehall spotting on the telly!The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Mother-in-laws? Be gentle..." 09.07.2026 22min

It's a sensitive, age-old and often problematic topic this week. A DL is sick to the back teeth of her Mother-in-law's 'helpful advice.' If you've got something to say, or a way of doing something that might make it easier, you might be ok to say it, but choose the right time and definitely say it nicely!The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

My Dad is OBSESSED with tracking updates... 06.07.2026 42min

For whatever reason, the inbox was overflowing with emails from DL's claiming 'my Dad this' and 'my Dad that'. It meant there was nothing else for it... A Dad special! And in true Dad form, each one was more peculiar than the last!The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Just be nice to people in retail!" 02.07.2026 19min

How do we feel about keen sales staff? This weeks lesson is all about remembering to be patient and kind... They've got a job to do! That said, if you do get annoyed by this sort of thing, you might just be more of a MR Whitehall than a MRS Whitehall!The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Stop it, Donald Trump... 29.06.2026 43min

Mrs Whitehall gets very nervous when Mr Whitehall winds himself up to start talking about politics... That's exactly what's happened this week and he is NOT holding back. Once that's dealt with, there's a lot of laughter and giddiness withThe Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Electric car owners need your help!" 25.06.2026 25min

You may or may not have access to an electric car. You may or may not WANT access. You also, may or may not have friends or relatives who have chosen an electric car. In any case, this episode may or may not answer some of the questions you have. Is it right to turn up at someone's house and just EXPECT a charge? We'll see...The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

A DL Party on hottest day of the year... 22.06.2026 48min

We did it! It happened! DL Sally from Melbourne came to London and we threw a party in her honour!! In other news, Mrs Whitehall’s morning bike ride down the King's Road ended dramatically - and Mr Whitehall is ready to track down the white van man responsible and handle things the old-fashioned way.The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Doom scrolling? Here's what you need..." 18.06.2026 21min

The DL's are nothing if not diligent and this week, one particular DL is in touch with a life lesson of their very own and you might well want to try this for yourself! Meanwhile, little Nigel continues to disrupt proceedings, but he's so cute you'll forgive him!The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

My landlord is moving in next door... HELP! 15.06.2026 45min

There's almost nothing that The Wittering Whitehalls can't help you with... But how on Earth can they help a listener whose landlord is about to become their neighbour! Plus, Mr Whitehall has a rant about lyricists (sorry lyricists!) and Nigel the puppy continues to cause chaos!The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Hairspray has MANY uses." 11.06.2026 19min

As a Dear Listener of The Wittering Whitehalls, you MUST love a household item hack... If you don't, you're about to learn a few, regardless. Grease spots? GONE. Ink stains? NO PROBLEM! Plus, an update on how it's all going with little Nigel!The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Some sad news... 08.06.2026 42min

TRIGGER WARNING: Today's episode deals with the loss of a family pet.There's a lot to take in today. Firstly, The Wittering Whitehalls are back, which is FAB! Unfortunately they've got some sad news to share with you, but that has led to a chain reaction and something more positive as a result. Light and shade! Plus, the thorny issue of family resemblance and heroic deeds in the name of love!The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

The Inaugural DL Do! 15.05.2026 1min

Would you like to join Mr & Mrs Whitehall for a LIVE podcast record? Then why don't you?! On Tuesday 26th May at 6pm, you can join DL Sally from Melbourne's DL party at 21Soho in London. Be quick though... Tickets are very limited. You must be over 18 and terms & conditions apply. You can read them here: https://global.com/wittering-whitehalls-terms-and-conditions/Doors will open at 5pm, for the episode record at 6pm. So, who's in? Visit the following link to get your ticket!https://www.universe.com/events/the-wittering-whitehalls-dl-do-tickets-CQX12V

LIFE LESSONS: "Paint it black!" (with special guest Dr Oscar Duke!) 14.05.2026 24min

So, for the final outing of series 11, Dr Oscar Duke is still on hand and still expertly answering your questions, wherever he can, between Mr Whitehall's rants and raves. In case you happen to need it, there's PLENTY of advice in this episode to help get rid of those nasty warts...The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Amsterdam Studies, Red Wine & Lying (with special guest Dr Oscar Duke!) 11.05.2026 47min

It’s that time of the series already! Mr & Mrs Whitehall are thrilled to welcome Dr Oscar Duke onto the blue sofa at Whitehall Towers to put your questions to him (not to mention some of their own). Is red wine good or bad? How much stress is too much? We might actually learn something!The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Get a professional." 07.05.2026 23min

Mrs Whitehall is all for you going and learning something new, but if you fancy fitting new brakes to your car and you haven't got a CLUE what you're doing, think again. Mr Whitehall agrees, not least because there's no way he'd give anything like this a go. Ever.The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Jack's Wedding, The Jumbo Jet & Still Teaching At 90 04.05.2026 41min

In any relationship, you’re going to find that recollections vary when it comes to telling a good story… When you’ve been married for 40 years, there can be huge gaps in the combined memory and the story is different every time! This week: Great appreciation for the engineering of the 20th century and a monk who’s apparently been teaching since the 1950s!The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Get it done." 30.04.2026 27min

There's an air of chaos and urgency at Whitehall Towers and it all feeds into this weeks Life Lesson. How good are you at completing tasks? Do you procrastinate or face it head on? Mrs Whitehall has some advice, though she doesn't necessarily heed it herself.The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Ruby, Ruby, Ruby! 27.04.2026 46min

Mrs Whitehall has gone on about the ruby for ALMOST as long as she went on about meeting Jamie Vardy.... But, has it happened? Did Mr Whitehall do good?! Plus... Why turning 30 is GREAT and what to do if you've got (naughty) noisy neighbours... How embarrassing!The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Let them find their own way." 23.04.2026 19min

We're at the school gates and things are getting awkward for this weeks DL... It's one thing dealing with kids, but how are you supposed to deal with their parents?!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comOr, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.