God Awful Movies

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  568: The RM 04.08.2026 1t 48min

  This week, Mark Hofeling joins us for an atheist look at "The RM." It's the story of all the things that make the Mormon missionary practice cruel and awful, made by people who somehow haven't realized that.Come see us live in Washington, DC on August 14th!: https://www.atlasarts.org/events/god-awful-movies/If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
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  567: Clash in the College 28.07.2026 1t 57min

  This week, Emma Thorne joins us for the story of an awkward filmmaker realizing that if he made a movie with ladies in it, ladies would have to talk to him.---Check out more from Emma on her YouTube channel.---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
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  566: The Fort 21.07.2026 1t 50min

  This week, Viced Rhino joins us to review a hodgepodge of out-of-order scenes and retrofitted cameos that just barely crosses the bar of "movie."---Come see us live in Washington, DC on August 14th!: https://www.atlasarts.org/events/god-awful-movies/---Check out more from Viced Rhino here: https://www.youtube.com/c/vicedrhinoIf you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
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  565: Citizen Vigilante 14.07.2026 1t 47min

  We're joined by Michael Marshall to review the xenophobic fantasy nonsense of Citizen Vigilante.
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  564: The Mandela Effect Phenomenon 07.07.2026 1t 43min

  This week, we watch a couple of YouTubers run out of Mandela Effect examples way earlier than they thought they would.Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcastCome see us live in Washington, DC on August 14th!If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
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  563: Vanished: Left Behind: The Next Generation 30.06.2026 1t 42min

  The movie so nice they subtitled it twice.---Come see us live in Washington, DC on August 14th!: https://www.atlasarts.org/events/god-awful-movies/If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
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  562: Miracle at Manchester 23.06.2026 1t 37min

  This week, we welcome Marsh and Dr. Alice back to discuss a miracle in Manchester. But not THEIR Manchester. And also not a miracle.
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  561: Mercy Streets 16.06.2026 1t 34min

  This week, we reach back into the earlier, slightly less pathetic portions of the career of both David AR White and David AR White, who take on dual roles in Mercy Streets.
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  560: In the Blink of an Eye (2009) 09.06.2026 1t 22min

  This week, David AR White hopes to trick people into being Christian with his sweet wrist control and washboard abs.
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  559: The 7th Commandment 02.06.2026 1t 42min

  This week, Amanda Stern joins us for an atheist review of The Seventh Commandment; a story of what noir looks like when Christians try to do it without being so edgy.
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  558: The Apple 26.05.2026 1t 44min

  This week, Lydia and Thomas from the Where There's Woke podcast join us for the most fabulous film in the history of God Awful Movies.
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  557: Average Joe 19.05.2026 1t 56min

  This week, Marsh joins us to marvel at how silly our legal system AND our game called football are.
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  556: Sins of Jezebel 12.05.2026 1t 24min

  We're joined by the inimitable Cara Santa Maria for an atheist review of Sins of Jezebel, one of many biblical stories of women being the source of evil in the world.
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  555: The Carpenter 05.05.2026 1t 42min

  This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Carpenter, the story of Jesus as told through an MMA fight club in Nazareth, complete with anachronisms that would seem like a bit much to Fred Flintstone.
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  554: The Keys of the Kingdom 28.04.2026 2t

  This week, Vin from the Black Nerd Culture podcast joins us to break down a movie that is almost unbelievably bad. It's called "The Keys of the Kingdom," and if you read that and assume that I mistyped "The Keys to the Kingdom," you're just getting your first taste of this filmmaker's attention to detail.
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  553: Beauty and the Atheist 21.04.2026 2t 28min

  This week, science's very own Forrest Valkai joins us for an atheist review of Beauty and the Atheist; the story of what Donald James Parker would've said during that evolution debate if he'd thought of it ... and been a sexy young woman that Forrest couldn't resist.
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  552: House of Numbers 14.04.2026 1t 52min

  This week, Michael Marshall joins us for another reluctant foray into the dark world of AIDS denialism. Which is just a fantastic premise for a comedy show.
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  551: Melania - Live from San Francisco! 07.04.2026 2t 9min

  This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us as we double the viewership of Amazon's Melania documentary, live from the City by the Bay.
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  550: The Girl Who Believes in Miracles 31.03.2026 1t 56min

  This week, Jay Novella of The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe joins us to review a movie so generically dumb we couldn't tell for sure if we'd already watched it.
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  549: The Divine Protector: Master Salt Begins 24.03.2026 1t 47min

  This week, we delve back into the world of the Happy Science Cult for one of their live action features; this one about a seasoning-based vengeance hero.