Let's Call It Nothing

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  Okay, Stephenie...what now? 26.05.2026 1t 8min

  Today, we're wrapping up the Twilight Saga with the last bit of Breaking Dawn. This episode features rage bait, suspicious sounding aliases, the vampire group chat, the Volturi synchronized swimming, and a fight scene that doesn't happen. We also reveal what we are covering next season! New episodes will be coming later this summer! In the meantime, remember to follow us on TikTok and Instagram.
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  You are WRONG! 05.05.2026 1t

  Today we're covering more of Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer. Bella is a professional vampire; Renesmee is a creepy toddler; Alice is a klutz; Edward would cry if he could; Jacob reveals himself to Charlie; and basically, the world is full of things. Next week, we will be wrapping up Breaking Dawn!
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  What's the opposite of "the chills"?...The "ick" 28.04.2026 51min

  Today, we are continuing our discussion of Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer by wrapping up Part II. Emmett is Goldilocks; Edward could've been an asset in sooo much scientific research; everyone needs to LEAVE LEAH ALONE; someone questions "is this play about us?"; Rigatoni arrives "Alien Style"; and we can't get past what Stephenie did. For the next two weeks, we will be wrapping up on Breaking Dawn. In the meantime, remember to follow us on Instagram and Tiktok.
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  We're All Wrong at Some Point... 14.04.2026 56min

  We're back with Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer. Seth and Edward are besties; Edward and Bella do the damn thing; Bella finally gets what she wants; vampires are silly; there's some plot convenience and misremembering; and Edward makes an awkward proposition. Next week, we will be covering the rest of part 2! In the meantime, follow us on Instagram and Tiktok.
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  The Greatest Love Story of All Time 26.03.2026 45min

  Today, we're back with the "Greatest Love Story of All Time"! (This time, its not Twilight...). Listen as Peyton rants about the 2026 "adaptation" of Wuthering Heights and all of its misguided obscurity and misplaced hype. NEXT WEEK, we will (finally) be back with our coverage of Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer! In the meantime, keep up with us on Instagram and Tiktok!
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  Finding the Spectrum 03.03.2026 1t 33min

  We're back! And we're here to yap and catch up. In this episode, we discuss the ice storm of 2026, how birds aren't real, the slump of the century, Peyton's fun facts, the Winter Olympics, Bridgerton, and true crime documentaries. Basically, it's always unsolicited, AND it all comes back to holes. Next week, Peyton will be ranting about Wuthering Heights. Then, we'll be back with our coverage of Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer.
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  Stephenie Did This on Purpose 05.02.2026 57min

  In today's episode, we are wrapping up Eclipse. Basically, we hate everyone. Jacob makes his big confession; Bella takes a huge L; Edward is the pettiest; and family game night at the Cullens would be wild. Our coverage of Breaking Dawn will be coming very soon! In the meantime, you can keep up with us on Instagram and Tiktok!
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  I Am So Sick of People 29.01.2026 1t 3min

  Today we're talking about our 2026 goals and Ch. 14-20 of Eclipse. This year, we're focusing on finding books we love and setting up for new ventures. In the Twilight universe, everyone's taking some L's, but we're most disappointed in Charlie. Bella has an outfit crisis and is still a bad friend. Jacob can't understand the word "no". Jasper is simply a pragmatist. And Edward is just an old soul. Next week, we will finally be wrapping up Eclipse.
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  2025--I kind of forgot about her... 21.01.2026 1t 29min

  Today, we're discussing our 2025 wrapped! From favorite shows, movies, and docuseries to favorite books, books that surprised us, and all the disappointments--we're not sure if the year was memorable, but it sure happened! Next week, we will be discussing chapters Eclipse chapter 14-20.
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  Heated Things & A Stranger Rivalry 08.01.2026 1t 12min

  Welcome to the cottage! And the Upside Down? Today, Reba and Caitlin are discussing their current obsessions: Heated Rivalry and the final season of Stranger Things. FULL SPOILERS AHEAD. (But also...we might've gotten the ending wrong...) Next week, we will be diving into our 2026 goals and 2025 wrap up. Then, we will be finishing up Eclipse!
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  I Will Never Be a Dad 16.12.2025 1t 30min

  Today, we're discussing Eclipse Ch. 7-13. There are so many backstories; we find Edward's one redeeming quality; "she's only pretty because she has a man"; Charlie's taking some L's; this is the most disgusting aspect of the series; Stephenie's making up legends about a real group of people; and we have found the best crackship ever. We will be taking a mini break for the holidays, but we'll be back in the new year!
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  Toxic, but not full Britney 12.12.2025 1t 12min

  In today's episode we are discussing Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer. We ramble about iconic DCOMs and our bookstore business dreams. Then, we get into the nitty-gritting. Bella has zero self-awareness (shocker); Charlie is obviously team Jacob; Edward continues to be insufferable; and we unfortunately learn about imprinting. Oh, and remember, it's not science...it's Sandra Bullock. Next week, we will continue our discussion of Eclipse!
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  Edward Cullen, you are the problem. 02.12.2025 1t

  In today's episode, we wrap up New Moon by Stephenie Meyer. A bet is made; your local weather girls are back; Edward exposes himself; we meet the Vampire royalty; we find plot holes galore; and this may be the worst proposal ever. Next week, we will be back with Eclipse! FOLLOW US: Instagram: @letscallitnothingpodTiktok: @letscallitnothing
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  Are You Breaking Up With Me? 25.11.2025 1t 31min

  Today, we're discussing chapters 11-18 of New Moon by Stephenie Meyer. Bella is the smartest dumb girl, Sam Uley stands on business and Paul would play the saxophone; Peyton explains the Romeo and Juliet parallel (it's not that hard to find); Caitlin tries to figure out how what Twilight and Gilmore Girls have in common (she forgot); and we suggest other stories Stephenie could explore. Next week, we will wrap up New Moon!
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  He's Got That Wolf in Him 04.11.2025 1t

  Today, we're discussing Ch. 4-10 of New Moon by Stephenie Meyer. We are in dire need of a vampire therapist; Bella is still a bad friend; we meet the potential Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of the story; and Billy Black is the worst liar. Next time, we will continue with Ch. 11-18.
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  A Birthday to Remember 28.10.2025 40min

  Today we're discussing Ch. 1-3 of New Moon by Stephenie Meyer. Edward shows his true colors, Bella has every right to be upset, and we're honestly just waiting for the wolves to show up. Next, week we'll continue our discussion with Ch. 4-10. Meanwhile, remember to follow us on Instagram and Tiktok!
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  We Definitely Studied for This... 21.10.2025 59min

  Today, we're catching up! We discuss mood reading, the Twilight 20th anniversary party, and do some Twilight trivia. Next week, we will be going over the first three chapters of New Moon. Remember to follow us on Instagram and Tiktok!
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  Nobody Wants This 07.10.2025 50min

  Yes, she's talking about Taylor Swift (yes, you may skip it :)This episode is simply Caitlin's ADHD ramble on Taylor Swift's new album. From dancing to glitter gel pen bops, to dissecting a no-longer tortured poet's lyrics, to giggling like a 12 year old boy at innuendos, we're just here for a fun time! We will be back in just a couple weeks to cover New Moon by Stephenie Meyer. In the mean time, remember to follow us on Instagram and TikTok for updates!
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  None of it makes sense... 30.09.2025 1t 12min

  Today we're wrapping up Twilight! Bella's acting skills are Oscar-worthy (though Charlie deserved NONE OF IT); James can't help but be ugly; Alice just wants a bestie; and Edward Cullen is still a LIAR. We also talk about our final thoughts on book one and if it holds up (spoiler alert: not really). YES, we will be moving on to New Moon VERY soon.
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  She's Got a Tangent for Everything 23.09.2025 1t 7min

  Welcome back to our discussion of Twilight (full spoilers)! As utter professionals, today we talk about Edward's disco fever, how vampirism cures everything (except ugliness), and how the Cullen's should've hired a therapist a looonnnnggg time ago. Oh, and we find the meadow! Next week we will wrap up Twilight before diving into New Moon!