Crowned & Cancelled

Sex, Slaves & Pickled Children: The Wild Origins of Christmas 21.12.2025 36Min.

Jesus is the reason for the season...right? Eh, not really. I'll break down the Roman festivals, Pagan rituals, and Victorian branding that turned sex-drenched slave parties, serial killers and a vengeful saint into the Christmas we know today—from Christmas trees to Santa Claus.Plus, why exactly Jesus' message made such an impression on the blood-loving Romans!Thank you for listening to the first season of Crowned & Cancelled! If you need some holiday help, join me in our exclusive community for high value women looking for support and sisterhood, The Shallontourage! Try us free for a week you'll know if it's for you ;) Special thank you to our researcher for this episode, Barbara, who you can find at https://docenshistoria.com/ definitely look her up if you're heading to Rome! And another major thank you to our editor/producer/composer, drop her a line at mahatopd@gmail.com if you need anything audio/video production!

Burn Book: Bloody Mary's Favorite Hobby 04.12.2025 46Min.

Step into Tudor England at its bloodiest and most unhinged, where monarchs changed religions on a whim and the price of disagreeing with the crown was burning alive—just ask the Oxford Martrys.In this episode, we unravel the real story behind Mary I—“Bloody Mary”—and the Oxford Martyrs whose deaths became political theater. But to understand why Protestants and Catholics were so violently at odds, we go back even further: the Medici, Martin Luther, a warrior pope and a rant that changed the world. This is a story of fire, faith, and rebellion, so you love messy history, morally gray heroes, and the way centuries-old scandals still shape modern identity and politics, this episode is your new obsession. 🥂And if you want more deep dives, feminine power lessons, and weekly transformation, join The Shallontourage—my global girl gang for confidence, strategy, and seduction. Your new era starts here. 🔥

The Dark History of the First Thanksgiving: Cannibals, Colonists, and Rat Pee 27.11.2025 34Min.

Forget the Hallmark version — the first Thanksgiving wasn’t cute, cozy, or even particularly grateful.In this episode, we break down the real story behind the 1621 feast: the Pilgrims who knew nothing and learned even less, the Jamestown colonists who literally ate each other, and the kidnapped survivor — Squanto, who held an entire colony together. Enjoy this tale of useless assholes, entitlement and why empathy can be a deadly mistake. Pull up a chair — it’s about to get historically unhinged.Need support during the holiday chaos? Join The Shallontourage with my Black Friday 2-week free trial and get the sisterhood, sanity, and strategy!https://theshallontourage.substack.com/blackfriday

Napoleon & Joséphine: Power, Passion, and the Ego That Ate Europe 20.11.2025 36Min.

In this week's episode, we dive into how a Corsican outsider rose to dominate not just France after the French Revolution, but an entire continent—all while dealing with a hellish mother, scheming brother, and cheating, black-toothed woman he could never let go of. This episode unpacks Napoleon Bonparte's volatile reign, his toxic dynamic with the Bonaparte clan, and the way Joséphine refined him...and ruined him. And most of all, how the same ego that built an empire led him straight into catastrophe.✨ Want more deep-dives, history hot takes, and exclusive advice? Join The Shallontourage & see my upcoming trips to Europe at www.shallonlester.com

Make France Great Again: Napoleon's MAGA Daddy Energy 13.11.2025 30Min.

In Part 2 of our French Revolution trilogy, Robespierre’s flower-crown cult implodes and a petty, brilliant general named Napoleon steps in with pure Trump energy—loud, polarizing, unstoppable.It’s chaos, charisma, and control issues baked into one croissant-flaky empire.This episode of Crowned & Cancelled dives into the psychology of power, propaganda, and why the people who scream for freedom always end up crawling back to Daddy...Connect with me in my exclusive community, The Shallontourage and join a crew of high value new besties in my 2026 trips to the Amalfi Coast and Greek Islands!

The Guillotine Diaries: Marie Antoinette Loses Her Head, France Loses Its Mind 06.11.2025 45Min.

In part one of Crowned & Cancelled's new 3-part series on the French Revolution, I'll explore's Marie Antoinette’s (fake!) cake comment, Robespierre’s flower crown, and how a country’s cry for fresh croissants turned into a full-blown national breakdown. Expect guillotines, gossip, and the psychology behind revolutions that eat their own!Next week: Robespierre faces the music and a little Corsican artillery officer has some tall ideas for the future of France...Join me in Italy and Greece in 2026!

Oxford’s Frat from Hell: The Bullingdon Club 30.10.2025 23Min.

Ever wonder why guys neg hot women? Because when there's nothing left to build, you destroy. In this episode of the Crowned & Cancelled history podcast, I dive into Oxford University's Bullingdon Club for some true dark academia—tales of aristocrats and heirs who used their privilege to move fast and break things. A lot of things. Want more tales from Oxford? Check out my free Substack, Eat Prey Love!

The Origins of Rome: Blood, Whores and Hills 30.10.2025 23Min.

Before Rome was an empire, it had a mother — then it erased her. The story of Romulus and Remus isn’t about brotherhood or destiny; it’s about branding, survival, and how the woman who gave Rome life was turned into a monster. In this new history podcast from Shallon Lester, she unpacks how image is power — and why losing control of your narrative can destroy you...Let's go to Italy! History comes alive on my 5-star European getaways custom crafted for luxury and sisterhood with alpha females from around the world! Check out my new Rome & Amalfi trip for 2026 🇮🇹 🍋

Versailles: The Original Hype House...of Horrible Hygiene 30.10.2025 23Min.

Before influencer mansions or Instagram clout, there was Louis XIV’s palace, Versailles — the world’s first Hype House. And spoiler: it reeked.In this episode, Shallon Lester unpacks how The Sun King used glamour, gossip, and pure spectacle to keep France’s elite under his control — all while forgetting one tiny detail: plumbing!Versailles was a feast for the eyes...and a nightmare for the nose.But behind the wigs and perfume lies the real lesson: when you’re busy performing someone else’s idea of greatness, you end up choking on the stench of imitation.Trendsetters build empires. Followers just clean up the mess.Let's go to Italy! History comes alive on my 5-star European getaways custom crafted for luxury and sisterhood with alpha females from around the world! ⁠Check out my new Rome & Amalfi trip for 2026 ⁠ 🇮🇹 🍋

Introducing Crowned & Cancelled: A New History Podcast from Shallon Lester 30.10.2025 2Min.

Crowned & Cancelled — formerly Girl on Top — is for anyone who hated history class but lives for drama.Each week, host Shallon Lester brings her signature sass and unapologetic advice to Marie Antoinette’s downfall, Oxford’s dark halls, the scandals of ancient Rome and so much more.It’s tabloid gossip meets dark academia — where every story is true, every downfall is relatable, and every shattered empire becomes a strategy for confidence, ambition, and survival.Smart. Savage. Addictive.Welcome to Crowned & Cancelled.

Evil Week Preview: Why Kindness Is For Losers 12.10.2022 41Min.

Work hard? Stay humble? How about…no. I’ll get you pumped for Evil Week with a sinister pep talk AGAINST kindness and hard work why you should flip to the dark side. Join me for the rest of Evil Week starting Oct 25, link below! 🖤EVIL WEEK TICKETS 🖤 https://moment.co/shallonlester💜 JOIN THE SHALLONTOURAGE 💜 https://hdly.me/shallon💜 GET HIM BACK 💜 https://shallonlester.com💜 ENJOYING IT? 💜 please rate and review this podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How To Stand Up For Yourself 28.09.2022 35Min.

If you’ve done some changing, growing, or even just WANT to, you may encounter pushback from people who need you to stay predictable and small. I’ll tell you how to stand firm in your beliefs and be true to yourself without destroying all your relationships! 💜 JOIN THE SHALLONTOURAGE 💜 https://hdly.me/shallon💜 SAVE A DOG! 💜 https://gofund.me/9e5a565b💜 ASK ME A QUESTION 💜 https://shallonlester.com💜 ENJOYING IT? 💜 please rate and review this podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How To Weed Out Fake Friends 31.08.2022 39Min.

This week's episode dives deeper into a recent YouTube video about friends who tell you want you want to hear…even when it’s not in your best interest. I’ll help you smoke out who’s doing this for the wrong reasons, and give some tips on how to trust yourself over anyone!💜 JOIN THE SHALLONTOURAGE 💜 https://hdly.me/shallon💜 SAVE A DOG! 💜 https://gofund.me/9e5a565b💜 ASK ME A QUESTION 💜 https://shallonlester.com💜 ENJOYING IT? 💜 please rate and review this podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

When You Know Better But You Can’t DO Better 24.08.2022 28Min.

There’s nothing worse than perfectly understanding why a guy is bad for you… But missing him anyway. I’ll tell you why it’s ok that you can’t snap your fingers and be over it, and give you a psychological trick to ACTUALLY get over it!💜 JOIN THE SHALLONTOURAGE 💜 https://hdly.me/shallon💜 SAVE A DOG! 💜 https://gofund.me/9e5a565b💜 ASK ME A QUESTION 💜 https://shallonlester.com💜 ENJOYING IT? 💜 please rate and review this podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Summer Reinvention: How To Start Fresh 10.08.2022 36Min.

It’s the perfect time to clean out our emotional closets and rebrand…but how? I’ll tell you how to leave things behind and cut out situations and people who are no longer serving you. 💜 GET DAILY TEXTS 💜 https://hdly.me/shallon💜 COME TO ITALY 💜 https://bit.ly/3ymoHOK💜 WATCH MY HOOKUP TUTORIALS 💜 https://www.momenthouse.com/shallonlester💜 ASK ME A QUESTION 💜 https://shallonlester.com💜 ENJOYING IT? 💜 please rate and review this podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Summer Reinvention: How To Stop Trying To Save Everyone 03.08.2022 35Min.

This week we're going to get inspiration from an unlikely place: Top Gun: Maverick. Yes, the movie. I'll tell you how one character sparked an ah-ha moment about what to do when a guy needs saving! 💜 GET DAILY TEXTS 💜 https://hdly.me/shallon💜 COME TO ITALY 💜 https://bit.ly/3ymoHOK💜 WATCH MY HOOKUP TUTORIALS 💜 https://www.momenthouse.com/shallonlester💜 ASK ME A QUESTION 💜 https://shallonlester.com💜 ENJOYING IT? 💜 please rate and review this podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Summer Reinvention: How To Stop Oversharing 27.07.2022 23Min.

Do you find yourself blabbing way too much and kicking yourself after? Well I sure do. I’ll break down why we overshare, what need it’s kicking up inside, and 3 easy steps to holding your boundaries and honoring yourself! 💜GET DAILY TEXTS 💜 https://hdly.me/shallon💜COME TO ITALY 💜 https://bit.ly/3ymoHOK💜WATCH MY HOOKUP TUTORIALS 💜 https://www.momenthouse.com/shallonlester💜ASK ME A QUESTION 💜 https://shallonlester.com💜ENJOYING IT?💜 please rate and review this podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Embracing Ruthlessness: How To Get Comfy With Confrontation 29.06.2022 31Min.

Setting boundaries and ditching toxic people feels AMAZING right?! No. Not so much. I’ll give you tips to navigate the anxiety, shame and sadness of standing up for yourself, confronting a toxic person, or cutting someone off! 💜COME TO ITALY 💜https://bit.ly/3ymoHOK💜SAVE A RAINFOREST ANIMAL! 💜 https://bit.ly/3xowECl💜ASK ME A QUESTION 💜 https://shallonlester.com💜FOLLOW 💜 Insta/Twitter/TikTok @ShallonXO💜ENJOYING IT?💜 please rate and review this podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In Defense Of Ghosting: The Real Reason Guys & Friends Ghost 22.06.2022 43Min.

Confession: I ghost friends. If you’re being blanked by a bestie (or a guy), I’ll give a counter point to what may be going through their head and how to prevent it from happening!💜SAVE A RAINFOREST ANIMAL! 💜 https://bit.ly/3xowECl💜ASK ME A QUESTION 💜 https://shallonlester.com💜FOLLOW 💜 Insta/Twitter/TikTok @ShallonXO💜ENJOYING IT?💜 please rate and review this podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Grad Week (Sorta): When You Can’t Be Happy For Your Friends 15.06.2022 31Min.

This week I’ll tell you how I learned to stop seething over my friends love or accomplishments and how to feel confident in my own lane and life!💜SAVE A RAINFOREST ANIMAL! 💜 https://bit.ly/3xowECl💜ASK ME A QUESTION 💜 https://shallonlester.com💜FOLLOW 💜 Insta/Twitter/TikTok @ShallonXO💜ENJOYING IT?💜 please rate and review this podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices