Kino Klash

Land Vereinigte Staaten

Genres TV & Film

Sprache EN

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Letzte 30.06.2026

Kino Klash is a single-elimination tournament podcast where four hosts pit their favorite movies against each other in a bracket-style competition. Featuring sixty-four films from diverse tastes, matchups range from blockbusters to cult classics. The hosts discuss and debate each matchup, culminating in a vote to determine which movie advances. It's a fun and chaotic exploration of cinema through friendly competition.

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31. The Living Daylights v. Jaws 30.06.2026 1Std. 58Min.

In this episode James Bond squares off against Jaws, but not in the way you think! ;)
30. The Act of Killing v. Ikiru 23.06.2026 1Std. 51Min.

Yo! What's happening Klashers?! You ready get this party TURNT UP?! That's right we've got one movie about the violent sociopaths who commit state sanctioned horrors and another about how bureaucracy can only function in spite of the people within it! YAY!!! WE ARE SO HAPPY IN THIS ONE!!!As a side note, I'm posting these weekly now that we're in the home stretch y'all. Buckle up ;)
(Bonus)Nasty Stash S2E6 - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2/5 Children & It/VHS 85 15.06.2026 1Std. 16Min.

"Of course, not all desires lead to happiness. Desires can and do lead to pain and frustration." - Rod Stryker
29. Infernal Affairs v. Being John Malkovich 01.06.2026 1Std. 15Min.

Psst... Hey... One of us had a completely corrupted audio file. Can you guess who? I'll never tell... And i'll never tell of the dark magics I had to conjure and the devil's bargains I had to make to restore it... Happy listening Klashers. *witch cackle*
(Bonus)Nasty Stash S2E5 - The Christmas Light/The Shaggy Dog/VHS 99 11.05.2026 1Std. 2Min.

“Nothing is fair in this world. You might as well get that straight right now" - Sue Monk Kidd
28. American Beauty v. Collateral 20.04.2026 1Std. 46Min.

Blonde Tom Cruise squares up against a slightly more in-shape than usual Kevin Spacey. KLASHERSWHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE
27. Grey Gardens v. The Whale 07.04.2026 1Std. 46Min.

Let's just say we all wrote something honest in this one.
26. Dog Day Afternoon v. Spider-Man: Across the Spiderverse 23.03.2026 1Std. 43Min.

Piping HOT new episode with piping HOT takes!
25. The Big Short v. Blue Velvet 09.03.2026 1Std. 52Min.

Coming at ya with another episode of ORIGINAL RECIPE
(Bonus)Nasty Stash S2E4 - Zolar/Igor/VHS 94 16.02.2026 1Std. 5Min.

“Pain was a fascinating horror” - Aldous Huxley
24. Howl's Moving Castle v. The Lighthouse 26.01.2026 1Std. 44Min.

Original Recipe is back for the New Year, but believe you me these were all recorded in 2025. Time's a funny thing like that, eh?
(Bonus) The 2025 Christmas Special 13.01.2026 1Std. 17Min.

The episode image is us waking up in mid January and remembering we still need to record this.Kyle - A Charlie Brown ChristmasBrenden - Merry Christmas Mr. LawrenceRyan - BrazilAlex - Home Alone 2: Pig in the City
(Bonus) The Nightmare Before the Christmas Special 12.01.2026 1Std. 53Min.

Oh BOY everybody! Us here at Kino Klash HQ got walloped by an incredibly busy holiday season. Brenden - Micheal Jackson's HalloweenKyle - Arthur: MaledictionRyan - Scooby Doo: Zombie IslandAlex - V/H/S/HALLOWEENHappy Belated Halloween!
(Bonus)Nasty Stash S2E3 - How I Saved the President/Bob the Butler/VHS VIRAL 24.11.2025 46Min.

"In every change, in every falling leaf there is some pain, some beauty. And that's the way new leaves grow." - Amit Ray
23. Belle v. Jurassic Park 11.11.2025 1Std. 55Min.

So, to my understanding, Alex makes the argument this episode that having CheatGPT decide his ranking is ultimately "a wash" because having good movies at the bottom of his list harms him in the long run.Let me explain how this is just another CLASSIC Alex falsehood - If good movies are at the bottom of your list, then they will be paired up against equally heavy hitters from other people's top 5. This makes it EXTREMELY difficult for say, I don't know, my number 4 pick Belle to EVEN COMPETE against the juggernaut that is JURASSIC FREAKING PARK.Now you might think, "doesn't this mean the worse movies at the top of his list are also disadvantaged?" but that is another Alex falsehood. See, while everyone else's 13 seed might be going up against a strong contender for the title, Alex's bottom bracket picks are placed much closer to their metaphorical weight class. Finally, as if the insult of using CheatGPT to rank your own list favorite art was not enough, we are once again reminded of the machine's vapid stupidity in that it placed Star Wars VII ABOVE Jurassic Park. This opinion being held by literally zero people with functioning, fully developed brains.With all this being said, I think it's time that we finally challenge KinoKlash Senator Alex in his upcoming primary. His refusal to meet this most important of moments will be a stain on all future generations of Klashers.
(Bonus)Nasty Stash S2E2 - Ratz/Shorts/VHS 2 27.10.2025 51Min.

"In doubt, fear is the worst of prophets." - Statius
22. Memories of Murder v. Millennium Actress 28.09.2025 1Std. 49Min.

Alex is NOT damp this episode. He is just as dry as the next guy.
(Bonus)Nasty Stash S2E1 - Pixel Perfect/Arthur and the Minimoys/VHS 14.09.2025 1Std. 29Min.

“Behind every beautiful thing, there's some kind of pain.” ―Bob Dylan
21. John Wick: Chapter 4 v. Inherit the Wind 09.08.2025 1Std. 49Min.

"Hmmm... I just brushed my teeth but BOY does that orange juice look refreshing!" - Us, every episode.
(Bonus) Nasty Stash Season 2 Episode 0 25.07.2025 59Min.

"Ah sh--, here we go again." - Carl "CJ" Johnson