Crispy Coated Robots

Crispy Coated Robots #330 - Best Movie Villains Who Never Killed Anyone 16.06.2026 32Min.

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't allow wired coat hangers. Jason, Jim, and Joseph find the best cinematic villains who never killed anyone. Jason has no patience to "gorge" himself, but still considers himself a "fat dragon". Jim makes money hussling Jack Johnson tunes. Joseph admits to being sympathetic to abusing students. Zuckerberg... just a bad guy. They make impressions the old-fashioned way... they earn it. Going through life fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go ...

Crispy Coated Robots #329 - Best Pizza Scenes in Movies 09.06.2026 22Min.

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is free if it finishes in 30 minutes or less! Jason, Jim, and Joseph slice up some of their favorite cinematic pizza scenes. It was the best of Cage and the worst of Cage. Jim plays another marathon concert without a bathroom break. No one ever said if Sal's pizza was any good. Dude!!! Sweet!!! Best pizza in a cup (not available at Wurstfest) Boss, you're delicious. Learning about Cuba and having some food. Why no brothers on the wall? What's ...

Crispy Coated Robots #328 - Best Movie Homages in a Sitcom 02.06.2026 33Min.

Are you ever going to text me? This episode never has to practice Jason, Jim, and Joseph have fun naming some of their favorite TV episodes that parody iconic movie scenes. Jason takes pride in actually working on his list. Joseph still has an issue with Oliver North. Banger in the mouth! Cape Feare (yes, with an E) Dr. Roth - "Forget everything I said..." The Magic Loogie Somehow, Jim squeezes in impressions from Copland, which has nothing to do with this episode. Who is responsible fo...

Crispy Coated Robots #327 - Best Ball Scenes in Movies/TV 26.05.2026 27Min.

Are you ever going to text me? This show keeps an eye on the ball. (Insert Groan) Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite ball scenes in movies and TV. Jason is a beautiful, beautiful glitter boy. Jim gets all chocked up on reminiscing over one of his favorite Hugh Jackman scenes. Joseph is a sucker for a good story about a man and his ball. Mom always says, "Never play ball in the house". The sea was angry that day my friends… like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli! Wonder Boy...

Crispy Coated Robots #326 - Best Dirty Cops in Movies/TV 19.05.2026 31Min.

Are you ever going to text me? yep

Crispy Coated Robots #325 - Best TV Moms 12.05.2026 32Min.

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is three ply tough, and we're glad. Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay homage to their favorite TV moms. Night mowing is back!!! More dumb stuff. I don't care for Gob. Damn, damn, damn!!! Jim goes off the rails with his Tom Bosley impression. What's the dirtiest joke ever said on TV? What is a Cowsill?

Crispy Coated Robots #324 - Best Uncle in Movies/TV 05.05.2026 29Min.

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is officially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Cherry Bounce! Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout outs to their favorite TV and movie uncles. Tupperware and breast enhancement pills. Jim recalls sharing fruit with the Fresh Prince of Bellair's uncle He's a nice Jewish superhero. Get away, Nerd! It was just a bad idea to give Billy 8K. Using a snow shovel to make a giant pancake is the best! Which TV Uncle creeped out Joseph? What am I gonna' do all day, ...

Crispy Coated Robots #323 - Best Romantic Triangle Movies 28.04.2026 32Min.

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is set to a consistent 75 degrees. (And you better not change it!) Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the complicated and complex relationships of their favorite love triangle relationships. Jason has no idea how DTF ends. No saving a cat and hurting a dog. Jim stays awake for the entire episode. That hack, Taylor Swift. That wet blanket, Ashley Wilkes. Jason reveals a new infatuation with Rashida Jones. Gustafson, I put a fish in your car! ...

Crispy Coated Robots #322 - Best Jack Nicholson Movies 21.04.2026 30Min.

Are you ever going to text me? This episode dances with the devil in the pale moon light. Jim, Jason, and Joseph celebrate the remarkable career of Jack Nicholson with a list of his top five characters. So many great characters. So many bad impressions. Jason raves about his latest binge, Big Mistakes. She looked like Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. That's a nice suit. Sam! You're my number one guy! Joseph goes aga...

Crispy Coated Robots #321 - Best Dramatic Actors in Comedy 14.04.2026 27Min.

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is for all you "little brains". Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout-outs to their funniest, dramatic actors. The diarrhea scene showed his commitment to comedy. Yes. We think you're amusing. Especially when you try to say the word "youths". Don't call him Shirley. By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings. Sharting makes it back to the episode. The brown-stained jeans was the scariest thing Jim remembers about The Cell. Which obvious choice doe...

Crispy Coated Robots #320 - Best Sock Scenes in Movies/TV 07.04.2026 24Min.

Are you ever going to text me? This episode socks! (Sorry for the bad pun) Jason, Jim, and Joseph put together a list of their favorite movie and television scenes that feature socks. Jason gets mugged! Jim complains about not having any socks without holes from his dog. Archie was right. You have to put your socks on first before putting on your shoes. Code 2319! Jim critiques two iconic film franchises that he has not seen. Sticky bomb socks. I like to treat my feet as individua...

Crispy Coated Robots #319 - Best Trucker Movie 31.03.2026 31Min.

Are you ever going to text me? Breaker! Breaker! This episode really gets annoying with CB chatter. Jason, Jim, and Joseph bust out some of their favorite trucker-themed movies and television shows. Peaky Blinders - A company that installs blinds. Fish and Chips! Fish and Chips! Fish and Chips! Joseph Johnson, not impressed. Mrs. Meeker was completely offended by the language used over the CBs. Jason is still saddened by Jim's refusal to watch Mad Max: Fury Road. Jason has a very low bar for ...

Crispy Coated Robots #318 - Best Ceremony Scenes in Movies/TV 24.03.2026 26Min.

Are you ever going to text me? This episode mentions The Godfather a few times. Just a few times. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best movie and television ceremony scenes. Jim is very upset over the omission of the Oscars in memorium. Give some respect to Jack Klugman! Jason has a limit on how much narration a movie should have. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time Joseph gets to reminisce about one of his favorite SNL commercials. SU...

Crispy Coated Robots #317 - Best Movies/TV That Celebrate The Irish 17.03.2026 35Min.

Are you ever going to text me? This episode's accents may be offensive to the Irish. Jason, Jim, and Joseph celebrate St. Patrick's Day with a list of their favorite Irish-themed movies and television episodes. I think no less of her after watching the documentary. Jim is thrown off by Hamnet's dental accuracy in 17th-century England. Jason attempts to go zero out of five with his list of "Irish" themed selections. Joseph makes the unforgivable omission of one of his all-time favorite f...

Crispy Coated Robots #316 - Best Movie/TV Character on Two Wheels 16.03.2026 26Min.

Are you ever going to text me? The wheels fall off this episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best characters who are associated with two-wheeled modes of transportation. Joseph is worried about the new changes with his beloved F1. Things become rough for Jim when his friends started calling him Woody. You can wear a leather jacket, but not if you're near the motorcycle. A Segway is the perfect douchey vehicle for a character. I wanna a cool rider. A cool, cool rider. Which legendary TV ac...

Crispy Coated Robots #315- Best Sibling Characters in Movies/TV 03.03.2026 32Min.

Are you ever going to text me? "1 minute to Wapner! This is definitely-definitely a good episode. Oh boy!" Jason, Jim, and Joseph created a list of the best fictional siblings in movies and television. Jason pays "Willie" money to repair his guitar. Garthe- the "e" is for evil. IAMOSCAR...dot Com I know it was you, Jim. You broke my heart with another Pacino impression. He went full savant. Joseph struggles with Boardwalk Empire, but finally agrees with Jim that it one of Steve B...

Crispy Coated Robots #314 - Best Olympic Movies 24.02.2026 20Min.

Are you ever going to text me? This episode goes for gold...but settles for the bronze. Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay tribute to some of their favorite Olympic related movies. Yes! Take that, Canada!!! The doubles luge... it's just awkward to watch. Perhaps the worst spray tan job in the history of cinema. Joseph appreciate the best man on man scissor move ever. Jim's admiration for a cinematic classic ends up being based on SCTV sketches. Jason loves Cool Runnings, but can't remember if he actu...

Crispy Coated Robots #313 - Best Sick Characters in Movies/TV 17.02.2026 24Min.

Are you ever going to text me? This episode may be contagious. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best portrayals of characters who are under the weather. Joseph protests the Winter Olympics over the blatant bias in the scoring of the French. Jim is triggered over hours of videotapes lost to overdubs of ice skating routines. Jason takes this light-hearted topic to the dark side really quickly. I'll be your huckleberry Uncontrollable flatulants Stop pooping! Whose sneeze caused them to ge...

Crispy Coated Robots #312 - Craziest Movie Character Name 16.02.2026 19Min.

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is entirely in English, but you cannot understand a word of it. Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the craziest (and best) character names in cinema. Joseph IS the grumpy old man. The name Brick says it all. Things get heated when Jim starts calling Joseph a "Forquaad." Merkin Muffley... enough said. Jason debates himself against his own selection...and loses! The actual name was Merkin Galore. What does the T stand for for Buford Justice? Pistach...

Crispy Coated Robots #311 - Best Quirky Friend in Movies/TV 03.02.2026 23Min.

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is a bit quirky (hint: It's the theme of the show). Jason, Jim, and Joseph select some of the best and quirkiest sidekicks in movies and television. Jason rocks with his schoolmates once again and almost gets picked up by a groupie. Eskimo brothers!!! We gotta go. I just shorted my pants. Jason no longer picks up his dog's poop. Jim's Charles Grodin impression makes an impressive return. Who was the original 90s quirky friend? Who was ca...