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  Orgasms in the Congo 30.09.2026 52Min.

  Pat and Will break down Ash Dyke going into the Congo Basin and Pat marinates in his own fart. Will FlyingTickets on SaleFart MarinatingZiplockAnimals You’d Fall in Love WithNRL Grand FinalAsking for a Photo ImprovHotlinesJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Are we in the wrong industry? 27.09.2026 51Min.

  Will contemplates corporate life and Pat was beefing with someone in Eastgardens carpark.Pat’s on the ciggiesFacebook Group Flaming WillTunaBeefing at EastgardensCorporate Lunch TimeHR ImprovNew Phone AI RaceLast TeenHotlinesJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Playing Hard to Get w/ Liam Moore and Tessa Reid 26.09.2026 1Std. 7Min.

  Liam and Tessa come on the pod, reacting to Liam’s strip show, exposing his sleeping jeans and how they met. HygieneCirc UpdateLiam and Tess Origin StoryImpractical Jokers5 Rules of LifeSleeping in JeansReality TV ShowsLiam’s Upcoming FightJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Pat found himself in Bali 23.09.2026 1Std. 4Min.

  P Clitty is back from his ‘transformative’ trip to Bali and Will had his best day ever. Bali Villa TourWill’s Best Day EverCyclists Shit GolfersJetstarPat’s Bday PlansHotlinesJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Hell Day 20.09.2026 48Min.

  Will thinks he can survive Hell Week and Pat ranks his nightmare holiday situations. AFM ApplicationsFairbairns CalloutCyclistsHouse Features Blind RankingManyana IncidentHell WeekJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Patquit Quitfton 16.09.2026 46Min.

  Will gives Pat a best friend quiz, and Pat has made a movie guessing game. Coco and BeanMovie Guessing GamePat’s Spaghetti Bolognese TakeWill’s Childhood QuizInvestment BankingDebatingJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Raygun and Glory Holes 13.09.2026 52Min.

  Will and Pat record out of Shep’s garage, talking about Will’s nightmare banking and glory holes.Will’s Banking NightmarePapua New Guinea CrocLamp StorePat’s a Real Estate AgentGlory HolesRaygun GroundingNiche Things We Can’t Live WithoutJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Our biggest aura loss 09.09.2026 51Min.

  Will and Pat reveal their biggest aura losses and rank the top 5 Sydney crowning jewels.Aura LossCentennial Park FishingTop 5 Sydney Crown JewelsPinocchioWill Tried to Hug a RandomSelf ConfidenceRich People HobbiesJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  We Are Cucks 06.09.2026 55Min.

  Will explains why he is a bad boy and Pat kicks up a stink about being tied to the English.Will Swearing at the PubSteve Irwin TV SpecialUnion JackFree ParkingOld Woman Banking ImprovSingers Falling Through the StageThe UniversalEmpathyJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Hippos Aren’t Dangerous 02.09.2026 58Min.

  Will wants to get a snake and Pat has lost his love for Outer Banks.Quite and QuietBlind Ranking Random ThingsWhite and Gold DressOuter Banks New SeasonHipposWill’s New PetHotlinesWhisper ManJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  “Hey, anyone wanna dock?” 30.08.2026 55Min.

  Will has a big call for the defining moment of 2026. Pat wants to buy an island.Who Invented Butt Chugging?Docking56 DaysDolly PartonNepal DisasterGTA 6 Sneak PeekPat Wants To Buy an IslandMelbourne ComedyHotlinesNaturopathJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Damage Control 26.08.2026 1Std. 7Min.

  After receiving backlash from the recent news, the boys go into damage control. The boys discuss the unwritten rules of splitting a dinner and Kyle played AFL.Damage ControlPaying Back RulesKyle Played AFLThe MutinyHuman Trafficking Rogue TV ShowsHotlinesJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Biggest News in You Wouldn’t History 23.08.2026 58Min.

  The boys reveal the biggest news in the entire history of the podcast. Come Dine With MePat’s Sleep ScheduleKissing DogsCunnilingusBiggest News in You Wouldn’t HistoryHard QuizKyle’s AI SegmentJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Hot People Suck 19.08.2026 1Std. 5Min.

  Will shares his opinion on hot people and why they shouldn’t be trusted. Pat gets held up in traffic by an old guy. Will’s Peak Gym EraHot People SuckTikTok Trend Of Interesting TraitsOld Person at Traffic LightReminiscing on First ConesMacca Bay Maggots Semi FinalSopha Dopha Gluten Free DebateHotlinesJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Waking Up Before 9 16.08.2026 47Min.

  Movie night tomorrow night 7pm!! Join us in the patreonMeta MeetingAwkward Brand Deal Zoom CallWaking Up EarlyElevator Technician ImprovMacca Bay Maggots UpdateHotlinesJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Sausage Sizzle Next Door 12.08.2026 53Min.

  Will talks shit on the City2Surf and the boys discover the neighbourhood cannibal. Real Estate AgentDefence LawyersCannibal Neighbour10 Most Popular JobsCatacombsCity2SurfParents Hit and RunHotlineJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Gucci Guilty 09.08.2026 58Min.

  Pat does a huge poo in Will’s toilet and Will gets scammed by a landlord.Chicken SaltClitty’s Big Poo in Will’s HousePats AdmissionThe Housing MarketPoliticsWhat Law Would You Put In?HotlinesJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Jake Howie the Baddie 08.08.2026 1Std. 6Min.

  Jake Howie, the ‘Baddie,’ joins the boys to talk about love life, the worst comedians in Australia, and the top conspiracies.How Will and Jake MetSingingJake’s Baddie SkitsTop 5 Worst ComediansJake’s Love LifeFlying AnxietyCave Diving IncidentTop ConspiraciesJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Will’s Quadruple Chin 05.08.2026 1Std.

  Will pretends he is Pat’s awkward date. Pat delves into the Idaho Murderer documentary.Nolan Doesn’t Have A PhoneBowral and Taree WeekendsIdaho Murderer DocoBest Way to Reveal a KillerAwkward Date ImprovHotlinesMemories of MurderJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Glory Days are Over (Kyle’s Back) 02.08.2026 1Std. 8Min.

  Kyle is back from his Euro summer, and with that comes some technical difficulties.Pat and Will’s Bingo CardBad ProposalsWill’s Rich DinnerANZAC Day AuctionKyle’s Favourite CitiesWill’s Going to NYCHotlinesJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.