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  DAILY SHOW: I Just Want Some Dracula Stationary, Man | The Rizzuto Comedy Podcast 16.10.2026 2Std. 59Min.

  Clownvis has discovered water, Lern is collecting cats like Pokémon, and somebody in Australia allegedly put snail poison in the office lunch. Happy Halloween, everybody.Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the funny podcast where a grown man discovers hydration, the neighborhood cats have apparently elected Lern their landlord, and the crew spends an alarming amount of time debating whether diarrhea can be considered brutal.It's Friday in St. Louis, sweater weather has officially arrived, and Clownvis is back in the studio!After touring across America, Canada, and the Bahamas, the world's favorite Elvis-inspired clown returns wearing a leather jacket and bringing the kind of life-changing health advice nobody asked for. He's started drinking water. That's it. That's the breakthrough.Clownvis explains that filling a giant cup with ice water has transformed his mornings, improved his skin, and made him feel younger than ever. Rizz, Moon, and Lern are understandably stunned that ordinary H2O has apparently become the hottest new wellness trend.The conversation also takes a bizarre celebrity detour when Clownvis explains how a Cameo request from Maynard James Keenan of Tool and Puscifer led him to believe he was recording a birthday greeting for Matthew and Gunnar Nelson. Except the birthday boys weren't those Nelson twins. They were Matt and Gunner from Puscifer. Same first names. Completely different people. And Clownvis was already mentally preparing for a very strange musical crossover.Then it's Global Cat Day, which means Lern gets to celebrate her favorite holiday by announcing that she's acquired yet another furry freeloader. Well, technically, she hasn't adopted him. She's just named him Trouble, started feeding him, and accepted that he now hangs around her house with Mr. Gray, Clover, and Willow. So, yes, she's acquired another cat. Rizz suggests an intervention. Moon imagines an underground feline fighting championship. Lern insists she can't turn away a hungry animal. At this point, her Ellisville home is less of a residence and more of a cat-operated all-inclusive resort.And if the cats weren't enough, Rizz introduces the gang to beaver fever, a gastrointestinal parasite that can infect cats and potentially spread to humans. Naturally, a simple discussion about pet health becomes an extended debate over the difference between regular diarrhea, explosive diarrhea, and the apparently prestigious category of brutal diarrhea. The crew even invents what might be the world's worst death-metal double bill: Beaver Fever opening for Brutal Diarrhea. Somebody book the venue. Preferably one with excellent bathrooms.Next up: Would you hand your car keys to a complete stranger? Lern thinks she can trust her instincts. Rizz thinks she's one friendly parking assistant away from filing an insurance claim. A story about a Florida woman whose vehicle was allegedly stolen after she allowed two strangers to charge their phones inside it sends the crew into a debate about kindness, common sense, and whether anyone can actually spot a convincing liar.And then Halloween takes over. The gang debates the worst things to hand out to trick-or-treaters, and the results are a public service announcement for every neighborhood dentist. Toothbrushes? Absolutely not. Dental floss? Congratulations, you've ruined Halloween. Mini pretzels, raisins, bookmarks, pencils, sugar-free candy, and religious pamphlets? Please just turn off your porch light.Lern somehow makes a passionate case for a really cool Dracula bookmark. Clownvis defends raisins as valuable candy-trading currency. And everybody becomes increasingly concerned about what Halloween has done to the price of a 100 Grand bar. Nearly four dollars for a candy bar? Forget the haunted houses. That's the real nightmare.The crew also gets into the strange world of Halloween pumpkin colors, neighborhood decorations, giant skeletons, and whether spooky season has become too scary for kids.Lern is thrilled with the oversized skeletons decorating her yard. Rizz is preparing for a Halloween party at Ballpark Village. And Clownvis is heading to the Bahamas for a metal cruise featuring Lamb of God and other heavy-hitting acts. Because when you think Halloween, naturally you think tropical vacation with a boat full of metalheads.From there, things get even spookier as Rizz reveals a ranking of America's most haunted cities. St. Louis lands at number 38, prompting the gang to discuss local legends like the Lemp Mansion, Zombie Road, and McPike Mansion in Alton. Clownvis talks about visiting the Stanley Hotel, Lern dreams of more ghost tours, and everybody wonders why St. Louis isn't ranked higher on the paranormal leaderboard. Apparently our ghosts need better marketing.The Halloween hypotheticals continue with an important question: Would you let a hungry vampire drink your blood if you knew you'd survive? Lern has one condition. The vampire needs to be hot. Of course.Finally, the crew dives into a truly unsettling weird-news story from Western Australia, where a woman was accused of putting toxic snail pellets into a coworker's homemade curry. The discussion turns into a debate about office lunch thieves, revenge pranks, and why seeing suspicious bright-green granules in your food should probably discourage you from taking a taste. It's the kind of workplace drama that makes somebody stealing your cheese stick seem downright wholesome.From Clownvis's hydration revelation and Lern's expanding cat collection to Halloween candy disasters, haunted St. Louis history, vampire dating standards, and a poisonous office lunch, The Rizzuto Show #41 delivers another spectacularly unhinged serving of daily comedy.Just remember three things: Drink your water. Don't hand strangers your car keys. And if somebody puts neon-green sprinkles in your curry, maybe skip lunch.Paul McCartney remembers being born, England has officially run short on hunks, and Teslas are apparently doing kickflips. Welcome to a Friday where reality has completely stopped supervising itself.The crew talks a little music, a little charity, and the realization that Moon has been planning his upcoming Greek Fire concert like he's directing a Broadway production. The band is preparing to return to Delmar Hall with new music, a three-act theatrical show, and local opener Native Monster. Moon explains that the whole experience is designed to tell a story through the band's music, complete with different eras, carefully planned transitions, and what Lern insists on calling costume changes. Rizz is ready to enjoy the show. Lern is coming too. Clownvis will be hanging out. The only real question is whether Rizz can make it through Act Three without accidentally becoming part of the performance.The crew also shouts out the local businesses supporting Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital through the show's October fundraiser, including the sponsors brave enough to put their names on everyone's hats. It's charitable giving with the added bonus of turning morning radio hosts into walking billboards. Then Clownvis casually announces that he's seen videos of Teslas doing kickflips. Not driving over ramps. Not performing impressive parking maneuvers. Actual upside-down, rocket-thruster-assisted kickflips. Moon points out that the videos are AI, but Lern isn't quite ready to surrender the dream of a car that can skateboard better than most humans.From there, we enter the deeply confusing world of Paul McCartney's earliest memory.During an appearance on Amy Poehler's Good Hang podcast, the Beatles legend claimed to remember being born, including details about the delivery room and the difficult birth itself. Naturally, Rizz wants to know whether that's even possible.Moon brings up the science of infantile amnesia and how memories can be reconstructed over time. Lern argues that human brains are complicated and maybe extraordinary people have extraordinary abilities. And Rizz shares his own earliest memory: getting bitten by a llama at the zoo. That's right. Paul McCartney remembers entering the world. Rizz remembers being attacked by a farm animal. Both men went on to accomplish great things, depending on how generously you define great. The conversation gets into false memories, people who claim to remember life in the womb, and whether childhood recollections are anything more than stories our brains keep rewriting.Then it's time to talk about Grand Theft Auto 6, a game so anticipated that people are reportedly buying collectible boxes containing digital download codes instead of physical game discs. The crew discusses the game's rumored focus on modern financial struggles, including student loans, credit card debt, grocery prices, and the impossible dream of buying a house. Finally, a video game where you can escape the crushing stress of everyday life by experiencing the crushing stress of everyday life.And if you thought that was depressing, wait until you hear about England's national hunk shortage. According to a story discussed on the show, the Mr. England pageant has been postponed because organizers couldn't find enough suitable contestants. They started with seven guys, managed to scrape together more candidates, lost a couple, and ultimately decided the nation needed additional time to locate some quality hunks. A whole country. Millions of people. Not enough hunks. Lern is concerned. Moon wants to investigate. Rizz can't believe this is a real conversation.Somehow, the discussion leads to Hugh Grant's infamous scandal and a guessing game about the name Divine Brown, with the crew confidently offering alternatives that sound more like discontinued barbecue sauces.And that's all before Crap on Celebrities.Lern dives into the decades-long feud between Oasis and Phil Collins, including Noel Gallagher's legendary dislike of the former Genesis frontman and the possibility of an awkward Rock & Roll Hall of Fame encounter.The gang also discusses Sammy Hagar's ongoing attempts to move past old Van Halen drama, Alex Van Halen's insults, and whether aging rock stars could maybe settle their differences before everybody needs a nap.Meanwhile, Henry Winkler insists he doesn't exaggerate the size of the fish he catches, though he admits he's less reliable when discussing certain other measurements.Carrot Top's reported return to his Las Vegas residency sparks a conversation about entertainers getting back onstage after serious health scares, while the crew also discusses a celebrity's difficult medical journey and remembers their late friend Jeff.The movie chatter includes new releases, questionable box-office performances, Neil Young defending Digger, Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz returning to The Mummy universe, and John Goodman reflecting on films he wishes had turned out differently.Then comes the musical argument nobody can resist: the greatest bands of all time. The crew examines a Consequence of Sound ranking that puts The Beatles at number one, Black Sabbath at number two, and The Velvet Underground at number three. Radiohead above The Rolling Stones? Led Zeppelin barely cracking the top ten? Rizz has questions. Moon has opinions. Lern has the list. Nobody is leaving this conversation satisfied.The show wraps up with celebrity birthdays, the uncomfortable realization that everyone's musical heroes are getting older, and a preview of the Fake News or Florida contest, where contestants must decide whether an outrageous headline came from the Sunshine State or the crew's increasingly questionable imagination.It's Rizz's birthday, Clownvis is back in town, and apparently the most terrifying thing a human being can receive is a text message containing three letters: HEY.Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, and special guest Clownvis are back together, and somehow a perfectly normal Friday turns into a discussion about text-message etiquette, exotic animals as currency, frozen food as a weapon, and why nobody should ever trust a clown and a rock singer to make important decisions.First, happy birthday, Rizz! The gang kicks things off with football picks, a little Fast Lane rivalry, and a visit from Clownvis, who's been traveling all over the place and has absolutely no intention of slowing down.Clownvis previews his upcoming tour dates, including shows with Mac Sabbath, stops through Texas and the South, Florida performances, and a Halloween weekend cruise with Lamb of God. Because when you're an Elvis-inspired clown, apparently the natural next step is spending Halloween on a boat full of metal fans. Then the crew checks the calendar and discovers that it's National Boss's Day, National Dictionary Day, National Liquor Day, and Global Cat Day. Naturally, Lern suggests giving the boss one of her spare cats. Possibly one with a parasite.Happy Boss's Day, Tommy. Hope you've updated your vaccinations. But the real workplace emergency comes when Rizz introduces everyone to the horrifying phenomenon known as “hey hanging.” You know exactly what we're talking about. Your phone buzzes. It's your boss. The message says: “Hey.” That's it. No question. No explanation. No follow-up. Just three innocent letters that immediately convince you you're getting fired, accidentally insulted someone on the air, or somehow destroyed the entire company.Rizz wants this practice outlawed immediately. Moon understands the panic. Lern, however, admits she's guilty of doing it herself—especially when texting her husband. And apparently, depending on the situation, one of Lern's mysterious “hey” messages might lead to something considerably more interesting than a meeting with management. The crew debates whether texts need polite introductions, whether getting straight to the point is rude, and why “Hey, do you have a moment to talk?” might actually be worse than the original crime. The conclusion? STOP HEY HANGING PEOPLE. Unless you're Lern. Apparently she's not stopping. Then it's time for the main event: Fake News or Florida!Listeners call in for a chance to win tickets to Nickelback, AEW Dynamite and Collision, and Ludo's Halloween shows. All they have to do is decide whether an absolutely ridiculous headline really came from Florida or was invented by the show. Sounds easy, right? Unfortunately, this is Florida. A man trying to buy a margarita with a live horseshoe crab? A beachgoer throwing a hot dog at a police officer? A stolen tractor being used to get to a job interview? A woman calling 911 because her iced coffee wasn't sweet enough? At a certain point, the fake stories start sounding reasonable, and the real stories sound like somebody wrote them after losing a bet. To help the contestants, Moon and Clownvis combine their alleged expertise into a single trivia lifeline called Moonvis. Or Movis. Or Clune. Nobody can agree on the name, which is probably a warning sign about the quality of advice they're about to provide. The duo debates whether a Florida man would really fight a wooden pirate statue, whether vintage Pokémon cards could cover college tuition, and whether somebody could reasonably use a box of crab legs as a weapon during an argument about television.Meanwhile, Rizz discovers that the phrase “too ridiculous to be real” has absolutely no meaning when Florida is involved. The headlines just keep getting stranger. There's a motorized couch on a public highway, a stolen forklift headed to a liquor store, a man allegedly calling the police to complain about the quality of his illegal drugs, and somebody supposedly trying to travel to Cuba on an inflatable flamingo. And yes, the flamingo story is presented as real in the game. Which raises several important questions, starting with: Was it the same flamingo every time?One contestant calls while working, another disappears before answering a question, and poor Ricky gets a second chance to prove he can tell the difference between Florida crime and pure nonsense.The crew also tackles a macaw supposedly ordering a $5,000 leather jacket, a frozen waffle assault, an iguana hidden in a popcorn tub, and a stolen riding lawnmower getaway involving a tuxedo. At this point, we're not playing trivia anymore. We're conducting a psychological experiment on the entire state of Florida.The lifeline gets especially dangerous when Moon and Clownvis try to determine whether a man used a leaf blower to launch hot peppers at a neighbor's dog. Their disagreements become so ridiculous that they resort to rock-paper-scissors to settle the answer. That's right. People are trusting these two with their prize-winning decisions. And somehow, that still isn't the worst judgment call of the morning.From there, the game spirals into ambulance theft, mysterious hot chili in traffic, and the realization that even the show's self-appointed Florida experts might not understand Florida.Along the way, the gang finds time to discuss horseshoe crab blood, whether 50 different pizza toppings are even possible, and why calling the police to review your illegal purchases is a spectacularly bad idea. All of this while Clownvis is trying to maintain his dignity. A battle he lost approximately five minutes after arriving.It's birthday chaos, radio contests, strange headlines, cat jokes, workplace texting nightmares, and enough questionable Florida decisions to fill an entire police blotter.This funny podcast brings together everything you love about The Rizzuto Show: weird news, sarcastic humor, listener games, ridiculous conversations, and the kind of St. Louis morning-show energy that makes you feel significantly better about your own decision-making skills.And remember: If you're texting your boss, get to the point. If you're trading for a margarita, maybe leave the horseshoe crab at home. And if Moonvis tells you a Florida headline is fake, you might want a second opinion.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.Maynard James Keenan + Puscifer | Serious Clownversation w/ Clownvis1 in 15 household cats may carry 'Beaver Fever' which can infect humansFlorida Woman Lets Strangers Charge Their Phone. In Return, They Steal Her CarWoman charged after allegedly poisoning colleague's curry lunch with snail pellets See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Happy Birthday Rizz! Florida Fails, Clownvis & The Terror of “Hey” Texts 16.10.2026 27Min.

  It's Rizz's birthday, Clownvis is back in town, and apparently the most terrifying thing a human being can receive is a text message containing three letters: HEY.Welcome to another wonderfully unhinged episode of The Rizzuto Show, the funny podcast where St. Louis morning radio meets Florida's finest questionable decisions, workplace anxiety, and the kind of trivia game that should probably require a waiver.Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, and special guest Clownvis are back together, and somehow a perfectly normal Friday turns into a discussion about text-message etiquette, exotic animals as currency, frozen food as a weapon, and why nobody should ever trust a clown and a rock singer to make important decisions.First, happy birthday, Rizz!The gang kicks things off with football picks, a little Fast Lane rivalry, and a visit from Clownvis, who's been traveling all over the place and has absolutely no intention of slowing down.Clownvis previews his upcoming tour dates, including shows with Mac Sabbath, stops through Texas and the South, Florida performances, and a Halloween weekend cruise with Lamb of God.Because when you're an Elvis-inspired clown, apparently the natural next step is spending Halloween on a boat full of metal fans.Then the crew checks the calendar and discovers that it's National Boss's Day, National Dictionary Day, National Liquor Day, and Global Cat Day.Naturally, Lern suggests giving the boss one of her spare cats.Possibly one with a parasite.Happy Boss's Day, Tommy. Hope you've updated your vaccinations.But the real workplace emergency comes when Rizz introduces everyone to the horrifying phenomenon known as “hey hanging.”You know exactly what we're talking about.Your phone buzzes.It's your boss.The message says:“Hey.”That's it.No question. No explanation. No follow-up.Just three innocent letters that immediately convince you you're getting fired, accidentally insulted someone on the air, or somehow destroyed the entire company.Rizz wants this practice outlawed immediately. Moon understands the panic. Lern, however, admits she's guilty of doing it herself—especially when texting her husband.And apparently, depending on the situation, one of Lern's mysterious “hey” messages might lead to something considerably more interesting than a meeting with management.The crew debates whether texts need polite introductions, whether getting straight to the point is rude, and why “Hey, do you have a moment to talk?” might actually be worse than the original crime.The conclusion? STOP HEY HANGING PEOPLE.Unless you're Lern. Apparently she's not stopping.Then it's time for the main event: Fake News or Florida!Listeners call in for a chance to win tickets to Nickelback, AEW Dynamite and Collision, and Ludo's Halloween shows. All they have to do is decide whether an absolutely ridiculous headline really came from Florida or was invented by the show.Sounds easy, right?Unfortunately, this is Florida.A man trying to buy a margarita with a live horseshoe crab?A beachgoer throwing a hot dog at a police officer?A stolen tractor being used to get to a job interview?A woman calling 911 because her iced coffee wasn't sweet enough?At a certain point, the fake stories start sounding reasonable, and the real stories sound like somebody wrote them after losing a bet.To help the contestants, Moon and Clownvis combine their alleged expertise into a single trivia lifeline called Moonvis.Or Movis.Or Clune.Nobody can agree on the name, which is probably a warning sign about the quality of advice they're about to provide.The duo debates whether a Florida man would really fight a wooden pirate statue, whether vintage Pokémon cards could cover college tuition, and whether somebody could reasonably use a box of crab legs as a weapon during an argument about television.Meanwhile, Rizz discovers that the phrase “too ridiculous to be real” has absolutely no meaning when Florida is involved.The headlines just keep getting stranger.There's a motorized couch on a public highway, a stolen forklift headed to a liquor store, a man allegedly calling the police to complain about the quality of his illegal drugs, and somebody supposedly trying to travel to Cuba on an inflatable flamingo.And yes, the flamingo story is presented as real in the game.Which raises several important questions, starting with: Was it the same flamingo every time?One contestant calls while working, another disappears before answering a question, and poor Ricky gets a second chance to prove he can tell the difference between Florida crime and pure nonsense.The crew also tackles a macaw supposedly ordering a $5,000 leather jacket, a frozen waffle assault, an iguana hidden in a popcorn tub, and a stolen riding lawnmower getaway involving a tuxedo.At this point, we're not playing trivia anymore.We're conducting a psychological experiment on the entire state of Florida.The lifeline gets especially dangerous when Moon and Clownvis try to determine whether a man used a leaf blower to launch hot peppers at a neighbor's dog. Their disagreements become so ridiculous that they resort to rock-paper-scissors to settle the answer.That's right.People are trusting these two with their prize-winning decisions.And somehow, that still isn't the worst judgment call of the morning.From there, the game spirals into ambulance theft, mysterious hot chili in traffic, and the realization that even the show's self-appointed Florida experts might not understand Florida.Along the way, the gang finds time to discuss horseshoe crab blood, whether 50 different pizza toppings are even possible, and why calling the police to review your illegal purchases is a spectacularly bad idea.All of this while Clownvis is trying to maintain his dignity.A battle he lost approximately five minutes after arriving.It's birthday chaos, radio contests, strange headlines, cat jokes, workplace texting nightmares, and enough questionable Florida decisions to fill an entire police blotter.This funny podcast brings together everything you love about The Rizzuto Show: weird news, sarcastic humor, listener games, ridiculous conversations, and the kind of St. Louis morning-show energy that makes you feel significantly better about your own decision-making skills.Join Rizz, Moon, Lern, and Clownvis for another episode of this funny podcast where the questions are fake, the Florida stories might be real, and the lifeline is somehow less reliable than guessing.And remember:If you're texting your boss, get to the point.If you're trading for a margarita, maybe leave the horseshoe crab at home.And if Moonvis tells you a Florida headline is fake, you might want a second opinion.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Paul McCartney Remembers Being Born, England Runs Out of Hunks & Teslas Do Kickflips 16.10.2026 45Min.

  Paul McCartney remembers being born, England has officially run short on hunks, and Teslas are apparently doing kickflips. Welcome to a Friday where reality has completely stopped supervising itself.The Rizzuto Show is back with another gloriously ridiculous funny podcast featuring Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, and special guest Clownvis. And somehow, the biggest mystery of the day isn't whether a Beatle remembers his own birth. It's how many people are willing to buy a video game box that doesn't actually contain a video game.We kick things off in St. Louis with a little music, a little charity, and the realization that Moon has been planning his upcoming Greek Fire concert like he's directing a Broadway production.The band is preparing to return to Delmar Hall with new music, a three-act theatrical show, and local opener Native Monster. Moon explains that the whole experience is designed to tell a story through the band's music, complete with different eras, carefully planned transitions, and what Lern insists on calling costume changes.Rizz is ready to enjoy the show. Lern is coming too. Clownvis will be hanging out. The only real question is whether Rizz can make it through Act Three without accidentally becoming part of the performance.The crew also shouts out the local businesses supporting Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital through the show's October fundraiser, including the sponsors brave enough to put their names on everyone's hats. It's charitable giving with the added bonus of turning morning radio hosts into walking billboards.Then Lern casually announces that she's seen videos of Teslas doing kickflips.Not driving over ramps.Not performing impressive parking maneuvers.Actual upside-down, rocket-thruster-assisted kickflips.Moon points out that the videos are AI, but Lern isn't quite ready to surrender the dream of a car that can skateboard better than most humans.From there, we enter the deeply confusing world of Paul McCartney's earliest memory.During an appearance on Amy Poehler's Good Hang podcast, the Beatles legend claimed to remember being born, including details about the delivery room and the difficult birth itself.Naturally, Rizz wants to know whether that's even possible.Moon brings up the science of infantile amnesia and how memories can be reconstructed over time. Lern argues that human brains are complicated and maybe extraordinary people have extraordinary abilities. And Rizz shares his own earliest memory: getting bitten by a llama at the zoo.That's right. Paul McCartney remembers entering the world. Rizz remembers being attacked by a farm animal.Both men went on to accomplish great things, depending on how generously you define great.The conversation gets into false memories, people who claim to remember life in the womb, and whether childhood recollections are anything more than stories our brains keep rewriting.Then it's time to talk about Grand Theft Auto 6, a game so anticipated that people are reportedly buying collectible boxes containing digital download codes instead of physical game discs.The crew debates the game's rumored focus on modern financial struggles, including student loans, credit card debt, grocery prices, and the impossible dream of buying a house.Finally, a video game where you can escape the crushing stress of everyday life by experiencing the crushing stress of everyday life.And if you thought that was depressing, wait until you hear about England's national hunk shortage.According to a story discussed on the show, the Mr. England pageant has been postponed because organizers couldn't find enough suitable contestants.They started with seven guys, managed to scrape together more candidates, lost a couple, and ultimately decided the nation needed additional time to locate some quality hunks.A whole country. Millions of people. Not enough hunks.Lern is concerned. Moon wants to investigate. Rizz can't believe this is a real conversation.Somehow, the discussion leads to Hugh Grant's infamous scandal and a guessing game about the name Divine Brown, with the crew confidently offering alternatives that sound more like discontinued barbecue sauces.And that's all before Crap on Celebrities.Lern dives into the decades-long feud between Oasis and Phil Collins, including Noel Gallagher's legendary dislike of the former Genesis frontman and the possibility of an awkward Rock & Roll Hall of Fame encounter.The gang also discusses Sammy Hagar's ongoing attempts to move past old Van Halen drama, Alex Van Halen's insults, and whether aging rock stars could maybe settle their differences before everybody needs a nap.Meanwhile, Henry Winkler insists he doesn't exaggerate the size of the fish he catches, though he admits he's less reliable when discussing certain other measurements.Carrot Top's reported return to his Las Vegas residency sparks a conversation about entertainers getting back onstage after serious health scares, while the crew also discusses a celebrity's difficult medical journey and remembers their late friend Jeff.The movie chatter includes new releases, questionable box-office performances, Neil Young defending Digger, Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz returning to The Mummy universe, and John Goodman reflecting on films he wishes had turned out differently.Then comes the musical argument nobody can resist: the greatest bands of all time.The crew examines a Consequence of Sound ranking that puts The Beatles at number one, Black Sabbath at number two, and The Velvet Underground at number three.Radiohead above The Rolling Stones?Led Zeppelin barely cracking the top ten?Rizz has questions. Moon has opinions. Lern has the list. Nobody is leaving this conversation satisfied.The show wraps up with celebrity birthdays, the uncomfortable realization that everyone's musical heroes are getting older, and a preview of the Fake News or Florida contest, where contestants must decide whether an outrageous headline came from the Sunshine State or the crew's increasingly questionable imagination.From Beatles birth memories and AI-generated car stunts to empty GTA boxes, missing British hunks, rock-star grudges, and controversial music rankings, this funny podcast is packed with weird news, celebrity gossip, St. Louis comedy, and the kind of sarcastic humor that makes you wonder how these people are allowed near microphones.Listen to this funny podcast with Rizz, Moon, Lern, and Clownvis for your daily dose of entertainment chaos.And remember: if your Tesla does a kickflip, you're probably watching AI. If Paul McCartney remembers being born, we're going to need a second opinion. And if you're a moderately attractive British man, congratulations—you might qualify for a national emergency response team.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Clownvis Discovers Water, Lern Collects Cats & Halloween Gets Weird 16.10.2026 1Std. 3Min.

  Clownvis has discovered water, Lern is collecting cats like Pokémon, and somebody in Australia allegedly put snail poison in the office lunch. Happy Halloween, everybody.Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the funny podcast where a grown man discovers hydration, the neighborhood cats have apparently elected Lern their landlord, and the crew spends an alarming amount of time debating whether diarrhea can be considered brutal.It's Friday in St. Louis, sweater weather has officially arrived, and Clownvis is back in the studio!After touring across America, Canada, and the Bahamas, the world's favorite Elvis-inspired clown returns wearing a leather jacket and bringing the kind of life-changing health advice nobody asked for.He's started drinking water.That's it. That's the breakthrough.Clownvis explains that filling a giant cup with ice water has transformed his mornings, improved his skin, and made him feel younger than ever. Rizz, Moon, and Lern are understandably stunned that ordinary H2O has apparently become the hottest new wellness trend.The conversation also takes a bizarre celebrity detour when Clownvis explains how a Cameo request from Maynard James Keenan of Tool and Puscifer led him to believe he was recording a birthday greeting for Matthew and Gunnar Nelson.Except the birthday boys weren't those Nelson twins.They were Matt and Gunner from Puscifer.Same first names. Completely different people. And Clownvis was already mentally preparing for a very strange musical crossover.Then it's Global Cat Day, which means Lern gets to celebrate her favorite holiday by announcing that she's acquired yet another furry freeloader.Well, technically, she hasn't adopted him.She's just named him Trouble, started feeding him, and accepted that he now hangs around her house with Mr. Gray, Clover, and Willow.So, yes, she's acquired another cat.Rizz suggests an intervention. Moon imagines an underground feline fighting championship. Lern insists she can't turn away a hungry animal.At this point, her Ellisville home is less of a residence and more of a cat-operated all-inclusive resort.And if the cats weren't enough, Rizz introduces the gang to beaver fever, a gastrointestinal parasite that can infect cats and potentially spread to humans.Naturally, a simple discussion about pet health becomes an extended debate over the difference between regular diarrhea, explosive diarrhea, and the apparently prestigious category of brutal diarrhea.The crew even invents what might be the world's worst death-metal double bill: Beaver Fever opening for Brutal Diarrhea.Somebody book the venue. Preferably one with excellent bathrooms.Next up: Would you hand your car keys to a complete stranger?Lern thinks she can trust her instincts. Rizz thinks she's one friendly parking assistant away from filing an insurance claim.A story about a Florida woman whose vehicle was allegedly stolen after she allowed two strangers to charge their phones inside it sends the crew into a debate about kindness, common sense, and whether anyone can actually spot a convincing liar.And then Halloween takes over.The gang debates the worst things to hand out to trick-or-treaters, and the results are a public service announcement for every neighborhood dentist.Toothbrushes? Absolutely not.Dental floss? Congratulations, you've ruined Halloween.Mini pretzels, raisins, bookmarks, pencils, sugar-free candy, and religious pamphlets? Please just turn off your porch light.Lern somehow makes a passionate case for a really cool Dracula bookmark. Clownvis defends raisins as valuable candy-trading currency. And everybody becomes increasingly concerned about what Halloween has done to the price of a 100 Grand bar.Nearly four dollars for a candy bar?Forget the haunted houses. That's the real nightmare.The crew also gets into the strange world of Halloween pumpkin colors, neighborhood decorations, giant skeletons, and whether spooky season has become too scary for kids.Lern is thrilled with the oversized skeletons decorating her yard. Rizz is preparing for a Halloween party at Ballpark Village. And Clownvis is heading to the Bahamas for a metal cruise featuring Lamb of God and other heavy-hitting acts.Because when you think Halloween, naturally you think tropical vacation with a boat full of metalheads.From there, things get even spookier as Rizz reveals a ranking of America's most haunted cities.St. Louis lands at number 38, prompting the gang to discuss local legends like the Lemp Mansion, Zombie Road, and McPike Mansion in Alton.Clownvis talks about visiting the Stanley Hotel, Lern dreams of more ghost tours, and everybody wonders why St. Louis isn't ranked higher on the paranormal leaderboard.Apparently our ghosts need better marketing.The Halloween hypotheticals continue with an important question: Would you let a hungry vampire drink your blood if you knew you'd survive?Lern has one condition.The vampire needs to be hot.Of course.Finally, the crew dives into a truly unsettling weird-news story from Western Australia, where a woman was accused of putting toxic snail pellets into a coworker's homemade curry.The discussion turns into a debate about office lunch thieves, revenge pranks, and why seeing suspicious bright-green granules in your food should probably discourage you from taking a taste.It's the kind of workplace drama that makes somebody stealing your cheese stick seem downright wholesome.From Clownvis's hydration revelation and Lern's expanding cat collection to Halloween candy disasters, haunted St. Louis history, vampire dating standards, and a poisonous office lunch, The Rizzuto Show #41 delivers another spectacularly unhinged serving of daily comedy.This funny podcast has everything: weird news, local St. Louis humor, celebrity stories, spooky debates, and enough cat-related gastrointestinal concerns to make everyone reconsider their morning routine.Listen to this funny podcast with Rizz, Moon, Lern, and special guest Clownvis.Just remember three things:Drink your water.Don't hand strangers your car keys.And if somebody puts neon-green sprinkles in your curry, maybe skip lunch.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. 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  DAILY SHOW: Let's Not Gloss Over A Pillow Fight With Prince | The Rizzuto Comedy Podcast 15.10.2026 2Std. 50Min.

  A donut emergency, a lower-back tattoo identity crisis, and the possibility of cloning your hair before it abandons you. Science is moving forward. Humanity? Debatable.Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the funny podcast where St. Louis news, rock music, weird science, questionable fashion choices, and an alarming amount of food talk somehow become a perfectly normal morning.Rizz, Moon, Lern, Rafe, and special guest Devon are back with another round of daily comedy and sarcastic commentary, and this time we're tackling the important issues: Can you freeze your hair for future use? Is a tramp stamp still a tramp stamp if Gen Z calls it a cake topper? And how are we supposed to maintain a healthy diet when St. Louis keeps producing incredible donuts?First, the crew gets ready for Greek Fire's upcoming show at Delmar Hall, where Moon promises at least three new songs. Rizz has already heard some of the music, Lern wants to experience it live, and Rafe suggests the new material might sound suspiciously like André 3000's flute album. Moon assures everyone there will be no flute. Apparently, the oboe-and-tuba market remains wide open.That launches a trip through rock history as Rizz remembers footage of Dave Mustaine wandering onto the stage during a Guns N' Roses performance. The gang debates Megadeth versus Metallica, the unforgettable artwork of Vic Rattlehead and Iron Maiden's Eddie, and whether some music fans treat choosing a favorite metal band like declaring allegiance in an international conflict.Then it's time for weird news, beginning with a mysterious vandal spray-painting religious messages around Blue Springs, Missouri. The gang agrees that having a message doesn't give you permission to redecorate somebody else's building.But that's nothing compared to Lern's latest update from the Rizz Show Apocalypse Desk.Apparently, another predicted date for the Rapture has come and gone, and Lern forgot to warn everybody until afterward. The crew debates doomsday predictions, followers who reportedly made drastic financial decisions, and what the end of the world would actually look like. Would people float into the sky? Disappear instantly? Deflate like balloons?These are the theological questions that can only be answered by a room full of radio personalities who were supposed to be discussing the news.Back in St. Louis, the mood turns serious when the gang discusses a fire at Old Town Donuts in Florissant. Thankfully, the report says nobody was injured, but the beloved local donut shop has the crew thinking about favorite pastries, simple glazed classics, long johns, and the sacred art of eating a grocery-store donut before you reach your car.Unfortunately, Moon has recently eliminated added sugar from his diet, which means every conversation about donuts is now an act of psychological warfare. Rizz has also been cutting carbs and says he's down 15 pounds, but his strategy includes watching elaborate pasta and cheese videos with the concentration of a man studying for the bar exam. Lern catches him in the act. Rizz insists watching food videos helps him resist temptation. Nobody else is particularly convinced.The food obsession continues when the gang celebrates Three Kings Public House at St. Louis Lambert International Airport being recognized in a USA Today readers' poll for best airport bar. From there, it's a tour of surprisingly good gas-station cuisine, including QuikTrip, Casey's, Wawa, Sheetz, barbecue, fried chicken, and unexpected international food finds around the St. Louis area.Moon and Rafe also share the glorious spectacle of watching intoxicated customers attempt to order food at a Wawa after the bars close. Sometimes the biggest challenge isn't choosing a sandwich. It's remembering your own name when the employee calls it.Then comes the cultural debate nobody knew we needed. Gen Z wants to rebrand the tramp stamp. The suggested replacement? Cake topper. Other contenders include bumper sticker and booty mark, because apparently the English language needed more ways to describe a tattoo directly above somebody's rear end.Lern proudly admits she got her lower-back tattoo almost immediately after turning 18, then shares how her younger sister accidentally exposed the secret to her family. Moon reveals that he also has a tramp stamp, except his came from a questionable tattoo shop next to a former North County adult establishment, and the experience has not aged particularly well.The crew debates tattoo regrets, changing slang, generational differences, and why a new name doesn't necessarily make a terrible decision any better.Next, couples are apparently taking up pole dancing together as a workout, a bonding activity, and even an alternative to the traditional wedding dance. Lern and Moon appreciate the athleticism and strength involved, while Rizz struggles to imagine himself gracefully spinning around anything.Rafe recalls performing stand-up at an event where aerial performers, contortionists, paintings, and a man wearing goat horns while playing a pan flute were all competing for attention. It's hard to win over a comedy crowd when the circus is literally happening above your head.Then, this funny podcast dives headfirst into the future of baldness. Scientists are exploring experimental hair banking and hair cloning, which could someday allow people to preserve hair follicles and potentially grow new hair from them. The process isn't FDA-approved, and the technology still has major limitations, but that doesn't stop the gang from imagining a future where you can order somebody else's luxurious surfer hair like a custom accessory.Moon wonders whether he could borrow another man's hair. Lern considers the possibilities for beards. Rafe, naturally, finds a way to make the conversation considerably less sophisticated.The gang also discusses hair-loss genetics, family baldness, hair transplants, and why the lengths people go to preserve a hairline can get pretty intense.Plus, the crew explores trending Halloween costumes, because nothing says spooky season like trying to explain an internet-reference costume to someone who has absolutely no idea who you're supposed to be.From Old Town Donuts and St. Louis food favorites to hair cloning, tattoo regrets, metal legends, doomsday predictions, and couples pole dancing, Episode 88 delivers the weird news, funny stories, and pop culture chaos that make The Rizzuto Show a daily St. Louis tradition. This funny podcast has everything: donuts you can't eat, hair you can't clone yet, tattoos you can't undo, and an apocalypse that apparently forgot to show up. At least the radio show was on time. Mostly.What if criminals only robbed other criminals? Who's listening through your shopping apps? And how did Prince end up in a pillow fight with Sinéad O'Connor?Chaos begins when Rafe sends Rizz a viral video asking a truly unhinged question: Why don't criminals just rob registered sex offenders instead of innocent people?The internet apparently believes it has discovered a loophole in the criminal justice system. The crew debates the ridiculous premise, Rafe invents an increasingly elaborate Liam Neeson-style hostage scenario, and everybody repeatedly reminds listeners that breaking into someone's house is, in fact, a crime.Yes, even when your imaginary movie plot makes it sound convenient. But the conversation takes a much stranger turn when Lern decides to investigate the sex offender registry around her neighborhood. What follows is a spectacularly uncomfortable live rabbit hole.Lern discovers just how much information is available through online registry maps, Moon warns her that she's about to ruin her own day, and Rafe predicts she's going to turn her house into a detective headquarters complete with red string and an evidence board.The gang discusses neighborhood safety, the unsettling details that appear in public records, and why knowing what's around you can be useful without turning every evening into an episode of Criminal Minds.And somehow, a discussion about public safety turns into the crew examining one particularly bizarre physical description in a registry listing.We would explain more, but some things are better left to the actual audio.Then the conversation shifts from neighborhood surveillance to your phone potentially surveilling you. Missouri's attorney general has announced a lawsuit against Temu, alleging serious problems involving consumer data, tracking, privacy, deceptive pricing, and counterfeit merchandise.The crew discusses the accusations, the dangers of suspiciously cheap shopping apps, and whether a $4 dress is really a bargain when it arrives looking like a napkin with sleeves.Rafe shares a story about someone ordering a couch that turned out to be practically dollhouse-sized. Moon talks about his kids discovering the joys of cheap online clothing, and Lern admits she's already suspicious that her messaging apps are listening to conversations that nobody should ever hear. Nothing says modern technology like wondering whether your phone knows too much about you while you're trying to buy a discount lamp.Next, it's time for Crap on Celebrities, where rock history, Hollywood rumors, and entertainment news collide. First up: Sonic Temple 2027. The festival is adding bands including Primus, Clutch, and Crowbar, which gives Rizz an opportunity to confess his newfound obsession with Clutch. After years of somehow missing the band, he's convinced they'll dominate his Spotify listening recap. Better late than never. Especially when you're several decades late.The crew also discusses reports that Led Zeppelin's “Stairway to Heaven” is being used in a trailer for Greta Gerwig's upcoming Chronicles of Narnia adaptation.Considering how difficult Zeppelin music has historically been to license, the gang wonders what finally convinced everyone to open the vault. Maybe Robert Plant is secretly a huge Narnia guy. Stranger things have happened.Then comes one of the episode's strangest celebrity stories.A new book revisits Sinéad O'Connor's account of an alleged confrontation with Prince, including her claim that an encounter at his home involved a pillow fight that turned hostile. The crew can't get past the pillow-fight detail. Rizz imagines Prince loading his pillowcase with something considerably less fluffy, Moon debates the singer's physical stature, and the whole conversation inevitably wanders toward Dave Chappelle's legendary Prince basketball sketch.Meanwhile, Guns N' Roses are reportedly looking toward studio work after touring, although the gang struggles to remember the band's recent songs.In more somber rock news, the show remembers David Surkamp of St. Louis band Pavlov's Dog, discussing his distinctive voice, the group's local legacy, and its international following.The celebrity roundup keeps moving with Kelsey Grammer's reported new medical drama, a strange allegation involving Jennifer Aniston and an embarrassing gift, and discussion of serious allegations against Russell Brand.The crew also spots a familiar St. Louis face: Scott Bakula at a St. Louis CITY SC match. Rafe remembers the old STL Up Late crew's running dream of getting Bakula to appear on their show. Sadly, the Quantum Leap star never materialized out of thin air. Apparently time travel has its limits. Then it's awards season for the most important honor nobody can adequately explain.Anthony Edwards' satirical Believe That Awards are back, and the crew debates Justin Bieber being named White Boy of the Year.Rizz makes the case for Tom Holland. Moon considers Erling Haaland. Travis Kelce enters the conversation. Nobody agrees on the criteria, which feels appropriate for an award show that also includes a category called the Bring Your Ass Award. Rizz wants to win that one. He just needs somebody to explain what it means first.There's also talk of a Mike Tyson documentary that gets Rizz unexpectedly emotional, celebrity birthdays, and the usual assortment of entertainment trivia that somehow produces more questions than answers.Along the way, the show continues its October fundraising efforts for Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital, thanking local sponsors and highlighting opportunities to support the cause, including Greek Fire's upcoming show at Delmar Hall.Because even this crew occasionally manages to do something productive between bad jokes.From a completely ridiculous vigilante robbery debate to online privacy scares, rock legends, St. Louis music history, celebrity controversies, and award-show nonsense, Episode 12 has the strange stories and sarcastic humor that keep The Rizzuto Show gloriously off the rails.If you like a funny podcast that can jump from neighborhood safety to tiny couches to Prince's alleged pillow-fighting techniques without missing a beat, you've found your people. It's weird news, celebrity chaos, and St. Louis comedy all wrapped up in one funny podcast. And for the record: please don't rob anybody. The legal department would like at least one peaceful morning.One paperclip. One hour. Two hundred people searching your house. One million dollars on the line. And somehow Moon's plan involves a dead bird.Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the funny podcast where a perfectly innocent hypothetical becomes a criminal investigation, St. Louis parking lots deserve their own horror franchise, and the crew discovers that apparently you can turn complaining about your hometown into an actual career.Rafe Williams is heading to Ann Arbor, Michigan, for a weekend of comedy shows and his first experience at a major college football game. He's going to Michigan Stadium, better known as the Big House, to watch the Wolverines take on Penn State in front of more than 100,000 people. For a guy who's never attended a massive Division I football game, that's quite an introduction. Rafe scores a last-minute Airbnb just a couple blocks from the stadium, prepares to fly Southwest, and casually mentions that he doesn't have a REAL ID. Nothing like publicly announcing your airport security situation on a morning radio show. But before Rafe can escape to Michigan, Rizz presents the crew with a hypothetical that immediately reveals how disturbingly creative everyone can be when money is involved.You have one hour to hide a single paperclip somewhere inside your house. Then 200 people get one hour to search for it. If nobody finds it, you win $1 million. Where do you hide it? Simple question. Absolutely horrifying answers.Lern wants to open an old remote control and hide the paperclip inside the battery compartment, buried deep in that mysterious drawer of cables, chargers, and electronics nobody has touched since 2008. Rizz considers dropping it into a shampoo bottle, hoping nobody thinks to empty every container in the bathroom. Rafe suggests hiding it in plain sight by making it part of the toilet's flushing mechanism. He also considers cereal boxes, plumbing, and several locations that raise legitimate concerns about his understanding of human anatomy. And Moon? Moon decides the best strategy is to find a dead bird in his attic, hide the paperclip inside it, and bury the whole thing in fiberglass insulation. Yes. A dead bird. Apparently, when a million dollars is at stake, Moon becomes the world's least qualified forensic pathologist. The crew debates whether searchers would destroy the plumbing, empty every cereal box, inspect the lint trap, or simply tear the house apart like a SWAT team searching for the world's smallest fugitive.Listeners throw out their own suggestions, including peanut butter, recessed lighting, and hiding the paperclip among other paperclips. By the end, everybody has a plan. Nobody has a million dollars. And somebody should probably check Moon's attic.Then the show takes a serious turn with a tragic story from Nagoya, Japan, where a young woman reportedly died after a man jumped from an apartment building and landed on her. The man survived, and the woman's father is pushing for more serious criminal charges. The crew discusses the complicated questions surrounding criminal responsibility, recklessness, mental health, and the devastating consequences for everyone involved. It's a heartbreaking story that sparks a thoughtful conversation about accountability and an unimaginable loss.But this funny podcast soon returns to familiar territory when a special guest arrives in the studio. Megan, the creator behind the popular STL Ain't Bad social media account, joins The Rizzuto Show with her boyfriend Ian. With nearly 200,000 followers at the time of the conversation, Megan has built a community around a refreshingly simple idea: St. Louis isn't perfect. But it definitely ain't bad.Megan explains how the account began during the pandemic as a personal project, inspired partly by hearing people from outside Missouri dismiss St. Louis without really knowing anything about it. Instead of pretending the city is flawless, she started celebrating its restaurants, neighborhoods, events, shared experiences, and uniquely St. Louis frustrations. Because loving your hometown doesn't mean you have to defend every pothole. Especially not the Brentwood Promenade parking lot. That particular asphalt nightmare becomes one of the episode's biggest local talking points. Megan explains why posts about Brentwood Promenade and nostalgia for the old Talayna's bar reliably get St. Louis residents fired up. Everybody has a Brentwood parking story. Nobody has a good one.The gang also discusses endless highway construction, the old Millennium Hotel, West County childhood memories, and the strange phenomenon of living in a city where everybody seems to know somebody you went to high school with.St. Louis might be a major metropolitan area, but socially, it's basically a small town with an Arch.Megan also shares the story of leaving her full-time corporate job to focus on STL Ain't Bad, the challenges of turning social media into a career, and why she thinks education in digital marketing and influencing can actually be valuable. Rizz admits he used to question the idea of getting a degree in social media. Then he remembered that he chose radio as a profession. Suddenly, the whole thing made a lot more sense.The conversation turns to Megan and Ian's latest business venture, Ain't Bad Booths, a collection of retro-style photo booths popping up around St. Louis.What began as an idea after waiting in line for a photo booth in freezing New York weather has turned into a local business with locations at City Foundry, Midwestern, and Urban Chestnut, with another planned for the Washington Avenue Food Hall.Ian helps handle the electronics and customer service side, which means he gets the unexpected pleasure of answering phone calls from people who are shocked an actual human being picked up. The future of technology is incredible. And apparently it still involves somebody asking whether you've tried turning it off and back on.From there, the crew explores Westport Plaza's comeback, the giant Rawlings baseball glove, and whether that enormous glove should rotate so everybody driving past gets a better view. Lern has thoughts. Naturally.Megan recommends local restaurants, including Basso, while Ian admits that dating a St. Louis content creator has introduced him to a whole new world of restaurants, concerts, and experiences. Growing up in Catawissa, Missouri, Ian didn't attend his first concert until a recent Post Malone show at Busch Stadium. Moon is horrified. Lern is determined to help. And suddenly Ian is being encouraged to attend Greek Fire at Delmar Hall and potentially experience the joys of crowd surfing. The man came in to support his girlfriend's interview. He may leave with a rock-and-roll homework assignment.The crew also discusses the excitement of experiencing things for the first time, why trying new activities can make life feel richer, and how Megan's enthusiasm for St. Louis has helped Ian discover places he'd never visited before.It's a surprisingly wholesome reminder that sometimes the best way to appreciate your hometown is to explore it like a tourist.From million-dollar paperclip hiding strategies and Michigan football dreams to Brentwood Promenade nightmares, St. Louis nostalgia, social media entrepreneurship, and the city's growing restaurant scene, Episode 116 delivers a little bit of everything.This funny podcast celebrates the strange, sarcastic, occasionally embarrassing things that make St. Louis feel like home. Come for the million-dollar hypothetical. Stay for the local love. And remember: if you ever find a dead bird buried in Moon's attic insulation, please don't ask why. There's probably a paperclip involved.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.Blue Springs Police searching for 'Jesus Saves' graffitiing 'Jesus Saves' on private property across the cityPastor who botched Doomsday prophecy predicts new dateFire damages beloved Florissant donut shop - St. LouisThree Kings restaurant at Lambert Airport rated No. 1 in country See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Million-Dollar Paperclips, Dead Birds & STL Ain't Bad 15.10.2026 37Min.

  One paperclip. One hour. Two hundred people searching your house. One million dollars on the line. And somehow Moon's plan involves a dead bird.Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the funny podcast where a perfectly innocent hypothetical becomes a criminal investigation, St. Louis parking lots deserve their own horror franchise, and the crew discovers that apparently you can turn complaining about your hometown into an actual career.Rizz, Moon, Lern, Rafe, and Devon are back with another round of ridiculous questions, funny stories, local St. Louis chaos, and an interview with someone who's making a living reminding people that our city isn't nearly as terrible as the internet insists.First, Rafe Williams is heading to Ann Arbor, Michigan, for a weekend of comedy shows and his first experience at a major college football game.He's going to Michigan Stadium, better known as the Big House, to watch the Wolverines take on Penn State in front of more than 100,000 people.For a guy who's never attended a massive Division I football game, that's quite an introduction.Rafe scores a last-minute Airbnb just a couple blocks from the stadium, prepares to fly Southwest, and casually mentions that he doesn't have a REAL ID.Nothing like publicly announcing your airport security situation on a morning radio show.But before Rafe can escape to Michigan, Rizz presents the crew with a hypothetical that immediately reveals how disturbingly creative everyone can be when money is involved.You have one hour to hide a single paperclip somewhere inside your house. Then 200 people get one hour to search for it. If nobody finds it, you win $1 million.Where do you hide it?Simple question.Absolutely horrifying answers.Lern wants to open an old remote control and hide the paperclip inside the battery compartment, buried deep in that mysterious drawer of cables, chargers, and electronics nobody has touched since 2008.Rizz considers dropping it into a shampoo bottle, hoping nobody thinks to empty every container in the bathroom.Rafe suggests hiding it in plain sight by making it part of the toilet's flushing mechanism. He also considers cereal boxes, plumbing, and several locations that raise legitimate concerns about his understanding of human anatomy.And Moon?Moon decides the best strategy is to find a dead bird in his attic, hide the paperclip inside it, and bury the whole thing in fiberglass insulation.Yes. A dead bird.Apparently, when a million dollars is at stake, Moon becomes the world's least qualified forensic pathologist.The crew debates whether searchers would destroy the plumbing, empty every cereal box, inspect the lint trap, or simply tear the house apart like a SWAT team searching for the world's smallest fugitive.Listeners throw out their own suggestions, including peanut butter, recessed lighting, and hiding the paperclip among other paperclips.By the end, everybody has a plan.Nobody has a million dollars.And somebody should probably check Moon's attic.Then the show takes a serious turn with a tragic story from Nagoya, Japan, where a young woman reportedly died after a man jumped from an apartment building and landed on her.The man survived, and the woman's father is pushing for more serious criminal charges.The crew discusses the complicated questions surrounding criminal responsibility, recklessness, mental health, and the devastating consequences for everyone involved.It's a heartbreaking story that sparks a thoughtful conversation about accountability and an unimaginable loss.But this funny podcast soon returns to familiar territory when a special guest arrives in the studio.Megan, the creator behind the popular STL Ain't Bad social media account, joins The Rizzuto Show with her boyfriend Ian.With nearly 200,000 followers at the time of the conversation, Megan has built a community around a refreshingly simple idea:St. Louis isn't perfect.But it definitely ain't bad.Megan explains how the account began during the pandemic as a personal project, inspired partly by hearing people from outside Missouri dismiss St. Louis without really knowing anything about it.Instead of pretending the city is flawless, she started celebrating its restaurants, neighborhoods, events, shared experiences, and uniquely St. Louis frustrations.Because loving your hometown doesn't mean you have to defend every pothole.Especially not the Brentwood Promenade parking lot.That particular asphalt nightmare becomes one of the episode's biggest local talking points.Megan explains why posts about Brentwood Promenade and nostalgia for the old Talayna's bar reliably get St. Louis residents fired up.Everybody has a Brentwood parking story.Nobody has a good one.The gang also discusses endless highway construction, the old Millennium Hotel, West County childhood memories, and the strange phenomenon of living in a city where everybody seems to know somebody you went to high school with.St. Louis might be a major metropolitan area, but socially, it's basically a small town with an Arch.Megan also shares the story of leaving her full-time corporate job to focus on STL Ain't Bad, the challenges of turning social media into a career, and why she thinks education in digital marketing and influencing can actually be valuable.Rizz admits he used to question the idea of getting a degree in social media.Then he remembered that he chose radio as a profession.Suddenly, the whole thing made a lot more sense.The conversation turns to Megan and Ian's latest business venture, Ain't Bad Booths, a collection of retro-style photo booths popping up around St. Louis.What began as an idea after waiting in line for a photo booth in freezing New York weather has turned into a local business with locations at City Foundry, Midwestern, and Urban Chestnut, with another planned for the Washington Avenue Food Hall.Ian helps handle the electronics and customer service side, which means he gets the unexpected pleasure of answering phone calls from people who are shocked an actual human being picked up.The future of technology is incredible.And apparently it still involves somebody asking whether you've tried turning it off and back on.From there, the crew explores Westport Plaza's comeback, the giant Rawlings baseball glove, and whether that enormous glove should rotate so everybody driving past gets a better view.Lern has thoughts.Naturally.Megan recommends local restaurants, including Basso, while Ian admits that dating a St. Louis content creator has introduced him to a whole new world of restaurants, concerts, and experiences.Growing up in Catawissa, Missouri, Ian didn't attend his first concert until a recent Post Malone show at Busch Stadium.Moon is horrified.Lern is determined to help.And suddenly Ian is being encouraged to attend Greek Fire at Delmar Hall and potentially experience the joys of crowd surfing.The man came in to support his girlfriend's interview.He may leave with a rock-and-roll homework assignment.The crew also discusses the excitement of experiencing things for the first time, why trying new activities can make life feel richer, and how Megan's enthusiasm for St. Louis has helped Ian discover places he'd never visited before.It's a surprisingly wholesome reminder that sometimes the best way to appreciate your hometown is to explore it like a tourist.From million-dollar paperclip hiding strategies and Michigan football dreams to Brentwood Promenade nightmares, St. Louis nostalgia, social media entrepreneurship, and the city's growing restaurant scene, Episode 116 delivers a little bit of everything.This funny podcast celebrates the strange, sarcastic, occasionally embarrassing things that make St. Louis feel like home.Come for the million-dollar hypothetical.Stay for the local love.And remember: if you ever find a dead bird buried in Moon's attic insulation, please don't ask why.There's probably a paperclip involved.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Vigilante Robbery, Temu Spying & Rock Star Pillow Fights 15.10.2026 44Min.

  What if criminals only robbed other criminals? Who's listening through your shopping apps? And how did Prince end up in a pillow fight with Sinéad O'Connor?Welcome to another episode of The Rizzuto Show, the funny podcast where one terrible hypothetical can derail an entire morning and nobody seems particularly interested in getting the train back on the tracks.Rizz, Moon, Lern, and Rafe are back in the studio with a fresh batch of weird news, celebrity gossip, rock music updates, St. Louis stories, and questions that probably should've stayed inside somebody's head.Today's chaos begins when Rafe sends Rizz a viral video asking a truly unhinged question: Why don't criminals just rob registered sex offenders instead of innocent people?The internet apparently believes it has discovered a loophole in the criminal justice system. The crew debates the ridiculous premise, Rafe invents an increasingly elaborate Liam Neeson-style hostage scenario, and everybody repeatedly reminds listeners that breaking into someone's house is, in fact, a crime.Yes, even when your imaginary movie plot makes it sound convenient.But the conversation takes a much stranger turn when Lern decides to investigate the sex offender registry around her neighborhood.What follows is a spectacularly uncomfortable live rabbit hole.Lern discovers just how much information is available through online registry maps, Moon warns her that she's about to ruin her own day, and Rafe predicts she's going to turn her house into a detective headquarters complete with red string and an evidence board.The gang discusses neighborhood safety, the unsettling details that appear in public records, and why knowing what's around you can be useful without turning every evening into an episode of Criminal Minds.And somehow, a discussion about public safety turns into the crew examining one particularly bizarre physical description in a registry listing.We would explain more, but some things are better left to the actual audio.Then the conversation shifts from neighborhood surveillance to your phone potentially surveilling you.Missouri's attorney general has announced a lawsuit against Temu, alleging serious problems involving consumer data, tracking, privacy, deceptive pricing, and counterfeit merchandise.The crew discusses the accusations, the dangers of suspiciously cheap shopping apps, and whether a $4 dress is really a bargain when it arrives looking like a napkin with sleeves.Rafe shares a story about someone ordering a couch that turned out to be practically dollhouse-sized. Moon talks about his kids discovering the joys of cheap online clothing, and Lern admits she's already suspicious that her messaging apps are listening to conversations that nobody should ever hear.Nothing says modern technology like wondering whether your phone knows too much about you while you're trying to buy a discount lamp.Next, it's time for Crap on Celebrities, where rock history, Hollywood rumors, and entertainment news collide.First up: Sonic Temple 2027.The festival is adding bands including Primus, Clutch, and Crowbar, which gives Rizz an opportunity to confess his newfound obsession with Clutch. After years of somehow missing the band, he's convinced they'll dominate his Spotify listening recap.Better late than never. Especially when you're several decades late.The crew also discusses reports that Led Zeppelin's “Stairway to Heaven” is being used in a trailer for Greta Gerwig's upcoming Chronicles of Narnia adaptation.Considering how difficult Zeppelin music has historically been to license, the gang wonders what finally convinced everyone to open the vault. Maybe Robert Plant is secretly a huge Narnia guy. Stranger things have happened.Then comes one of the episode's strangest celebrity stories.A new book revisits Sinéad O'Connor's account of an alleged confrontation with Prince, including her claim that an encounter at his home involved a pillow fight that turned hostile.The crew can't get past the pillow-fight detail.Rizz imagines Prince loading his pillowcase with something considerably less fluffy, Moon debates the singer's physical stature, and the whole conversation inevitably wanders toward Dave Chappelle's legendary Prince basketball sketch.Meanwhile, Guns N' Roses are reportedly looking toward studio work after touring, although the gang struggles to remember the band's recent songs.In more somber rock news, the show remembers David Surkamp of St. Louis band Pavlov's Dog, discussing his distinctive voice, the group's local legacy, and its international following.The celebrity roundup keeps moving with Kelsey Grammer's reported new medical drama, a strange allegation involving Jennifer Aniston and an embarrassing gift, and discussion of serious allegations against Russell Brand.The crew also spots a familiar St. Louis face: Scott Bakula at a St. Louis CITY SC match.Rafe remembers the old STL Up Late crew's running dream of getting Bakula to appear on their show. Sadly, the Quantum Leap star never materialized out of thin air.Apparently time travel has its limits.Then it's awards season for the most important honor nobody can adequately explain.Anthony Edwards' satirical Believe That Awards are back, and the crew debates Justin Bieber being named White Boy of the Year.Rizz makes the case for Tom Holland. Moon considers Erling Haaland. Travis Kelce enters the conversation. Nobody agrees on the criteria, which feels appropriate for an award show that also includes a category called the Bring Your Ass Award.Rizz wants to win that one.He just needs somebody to explain what it means first.There's also talk of a Mike Tyson documentary that gets Rizz unexpectedly emotional, celebrity birthdays, and the usual assortment of entertainment trivia that somehow produces more questions than answers.Along the way, the show continues its October fundraising efforts for Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital, thanking local sponsors and highlighting opportunities to support the cause, including Greek Fire's upcoming show at Delmar Hall.Because even this crew occasionally manages to do something productive between bad jokes.From a completely ridiculous vigilante robbery debate to online privacy scares, rock legends, St. Louis music history, celebrity controversies, and award-show nonsense, Episode 12 has the strange stories and sarcastic humor that keep The Rizzuto Show gloriously off the rails.If you like a funny podcast that can jump from neighborhood safety to tiny couches to Prince's alleged pillow-fighting techniques without missing a beat, you've found your people.It's weird news, celebrity chaos, and St. Louis comedy all wrapped up in one funny podcast.And for the record: please don't rob anybody. The legal department would like at least one peaceful morning.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Cloning Hair, Tramp Stamps & The Quest for the Perfect Donut 15.10.2026 1Std. 4Min.

  A donut emergency, a lower-back tattoo identity crisis, and the possibility of cloning your hair before it abandons you. Science is moving forward. Humanity? Debatable.Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the funny podcast where St. Louis news, rock music, weird science, questionable fashion choices, and an alarming amount of food talk somehow become a perfectly normal morning.Rizz, Moon, Lern, Rafe, and special guest Devon are back with another round of daily comedy and sarcastic commentary, and this time we're tackling the important issues: Can you freeze your hair for future use? Is a tramp stamp still a tramp stamp if Gen Z calls it a cake topper? And how are we supposed to maintain a healthy diet when St. Louis keeps producing incredible donuts?First, the crew gets ready for Greek Fire's upcoming show at Delmar Hall, where Moon promises at least three new songs. Rizz has already heard some of the music, Lern wants to experience it live, and Rafe suggests the new material might sound suspiciously like André 3000's flute album. Moon assures everyone there will be no flute. Apparently, the oboe-and-tuba market remains wide open.That launches a trip through rock history as Rizz remembers footage of Dave Mustaine wandering onto the stage during a Guns N' Roses performance. The gang debates Megadeth versus Metallica, the unforgettable artwork of Vic Rattlehead and Iron Maiden's Eddie, and whether some music fans treat choosing a favorite metal band like declaring allegiance in an international conflict.Then it's time for weird news, beginning with a mysterious vandal spray-painting religious messages around Blue Springs, Missouri. The gang agrees that having a message doesn't give you permission to redecorate somebody else's building.But that's nothing compared to Lern's latest update from the Rizz Show Apocalypse Desk.Apparently, another predicted date for the Rapture has come and gone, and Lern forgot to warn everybody until afterward. The crew debates doomsday predictions, followers who reportedly made drastic financial decisions, and what the end of the world would actually look like. Would people float into the sky? Disappear instantly? Deflate like balloons?These are the theological questions that can only be answered by a room full of radio personalities who were supposed to be discussing the news.Back in St. Louis, the mood turns serious when the gang discusses a fire at Old Town Donuts in Florissant. Thankfully, the report says nobody was injured, but the beloved local donut shop has the crew thinking about favorite pastries, simple glazed classics, long johns, and the sacred art of eating a grocery-store donut before you reach your car.Unfortunately, Moon has recently eliminated added sugar from his diet, which means every conversation about donuts is now an act of psychological warfare. Rizz has also been cutting carbs and says he's down 15 pounds, but his strategy includes watching elaborate pasta and cheese videos with the concentration of a man studying for the bar exam.Lern catches him in the act.Rizz insists watching food videos helps him resist temptation. Nobody else is particularly convinced.The food obsession continues when the gang celebrates Three Kings Public House at St. Louis Lambert International Airport being recognized in a USA Today readers' poll for best airport bar. From there, it's a tour of surprisingly good gas-station cuisine, including QuikTrip, Casey's, Wawa, Sheetz, barbecue, fried chicken, and unexpected international food finds around the St. Louis area.Moon and Rafe also share the glorious spectacle of watching intoxicated customers attempt to order food at a Wawa after the bars close. Sometimes the biggest challenge isn't choosing a sandwich. It's remembering your own name when the employee calls it.Then comes the cultural debate nobody knew we needed.Gen Z wants to rebrand the tramp stamp.The suggested replacement? Cake topper.Other contenders include bumper sticker and booty mark, because apparently the English language needed more ways to describe a tattoo directly above somebody's rear end.Lern proudly admits she got her lower-back tattoo almost immediately after turning 18, then shares how her younger sister accidentally exposed the secret to her family. Moon reveals that he also has a tramp stamp, except his came from a questionable tattoo shop next to a former North County adult establishment, and the experience has not aged particularly well.The crew debates tattoo regrets, changing slang, generational differences, and why a new name doesn't necessarily make a terrible decision any better.Next, couples are apparently taking up pole dancing together as a workout, a bonding activity, and even an alternative to the traditional wedding dance. Lern and Moon appreciate the athleticism and strength involved, while Rizz struggles to imagine himself gracefully spinning around anything.Rafe recalls performing stand-up at an event where aerial performers, contortionists, paintings, and a man wearing goat horns while playing a pan flute were all competing for attention. It's hard to win over a comedy crowd when the circus is literally happening above your head.And finally, this funny podcast dives headfirst into the future of baldness.Scientists are exploring experimental hair banking and hair cloning, which could someday allow people to preserve hair follicles and potentially grow new hair from them. The process isn't FDA-approved, and the technology still has major limitations, but that doesn't stop the gang from imagining a future where you can order somebody else's luxurious surfer hair like a custom accessory.Moon wonders whether he could borrow another man's hair. Lern considers the possibilities for beards. Rafe, naturally, finds a way to make the conversation considerably less sophisticated.The gang also discusses hair-loss genetics, family baldness, hair transplants, and why the lengths people go to preserve a hairline can get pretty intense.Plus, the crew explores trending Halloween costumes, because nothing says spooky season like trying to explain an internet-reference costume to someone who has absolutely no idea who you're supposed to be.From Old Town Donuts and St. Louis food favorites to hair cloning, tattoo regrets, metal legends, doomsday predictions, and couples pole dancing, Episode 88 delivers the weird news, funny stories, and pop culture chaos that make The Rizzuto Show a daily St. Louis tradition.This funny podcast has everything: donuts you can't eat, hair you can't clone yet, tattoos you can't undo, and an apocalypse that apparently forgot to show up.At least the radio show was on time. Mostly.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Hottest Lock Streak in College Football Betting? : CFB Week 7 & NFL Week 6 | The Spread Zone 15.10.2026 29Min.

  Tim McKernan is a perfect 7-0 on his Locks of the Week, and the pressure is officially on! Can he keep the streak alive?On this week's episode of The Spread Zone, Tim McKernan, Anthony Stalter, and Riz break down a loaded College Football Week 7 and NFL Week 6 slate, giving their favorite picks, best bets, and Locks of the Week.Tim is coming off a 6-1 week and is hitting 74% of his college football picks this season. Meanwhile, Anthony is riding the team total train, and both guys have landed on the exact same lcok for this weekend!The guys dive into some of the biggest matchups in college football, including Ohio State vs. Indiana, Alabama vs. Tennessee, Notre Dame vs. BYU, and Miami vs. Florida State.On the NFL side, they're breaking down Packers vs. Cowboys, Rams vs. Cardinals, Bills vs. Raiders, and more before revealing their most confident plays of the week.Can Tim make it 8-0 on locks? Will the team total strategy keep paying off? And which underdogs are worth backing this weekend? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  DAILY SHOW: Heartbroken Three Year Old On Line Four | The Rizzuto Comedy Podcast 14.10.2026 2Std. 47Min.

  What do an eight-pound pizza, a 95-year-old grandma's funeral playlist, a bald hockey broadcaster, and Rafe Williams dressed like Slash have in common? Absolutely nothing. Which means they're perfect material for The Rizzuto Show.Welcome to another spectacularly unhinged episode of your favorite funny podcast, where Rizz, Moon, Lern, Rafe, and King Scott tackle St. Louis news, celebrity gossip, hockey fights, childhood nostalgia, and the kind of conversations that would get most people politely escorted out of a family gathering.Things kick off with Rizz discovering a mysterious greasy substance on the studio equipment. Nobody knows what it is, nobody wants to touch it, and Rizz decides that wiping it on his pants is basically a medical procedure. Naturally, this inspires the crew to design their dream radio studio, complete with heated seats, a rolling refrigerator for Moon's overnight oats, massage chairs, and a dedicated wig closet for Rafe. Unfortunately, Rizz's proposed budget involves firing several coworkers. Human Resources is going to love that meeting.Speaking of questionable fashion decisions, it's Wig Week, and Rafe is sweating his way through a Slash-inspired hairpiece. But at least he has hair, because St. Louis Blues broadcaster Chris Kerber joins the show to celebrate Be Bald and Free Day.Kerber explains why he embraced the shaved-head lifestyle, introduces everyone to his beloved “Head Zamboni” skull shaver, and discusses the unexpected challenges of keeping a bald head camera-ready under bright television lights. The crew debates legendary bald icons like The Rock and Michael Jordan, while Rafe compares a fellow St. Louis radio personality's shiny dome to a giant thumbs-up in the audience. Kerber even shares an old photo of himself with hair, leaving everyone wondering who that mysterious stranger is.But Chris isn't just here to discuss scalp maintenance. He's also breaking down the St. Louis Blues' 7–2 victory over Ottawa, the importance of Ross Johnston's fight against Mathieu Olivier, and why dropping the gloves can completely change a hockey game's momentum. Plus, Kerber discusses the Blues' announcement of ten free over-the-air Thursday night broadcasts and the ongoing challenges of getting games onto every television provider.From hockey fights to funeral arrangements, the conversation takes a surprisingly heartfelt turn when Lern shares the story of Tim's grandmother Betty, who just celebrated her 95th birthday. Betty is still living independently, still making her own dinners, and has already decided how she'd like her life celebrated. Her plan includes donating her body to science and ending the gathering with Dolly Parton's version of “I Will Always Love You.”It's sweet, thoughtful, and genuinely moving.So naturally, Rizz starts planning his own funeral soundtrack featuring Mötley Crüe, Scorpions, and enough '80s hair metal to make the cemetery sound like a rock festival.The crew also roasts Moon for forgetting his grandson's third birthday, debates why older relatives insist they don't want birthday parties, and discusses Rizz's plan to embarrass his graduating son with an absolutely enormous yard sign. His son wants privacy. Rizz is considering something closer to a municipal advertising campaign.Then this funny podcast turns up the volume with Guitar Center's legendary “No Stairway to Heaven” rule. The gang discusses the store's changing approach, the guitar-buying boom, and the riffs that have tortured music-store employees for decades. Moon shares why physical music stores still matter to touring musicians, while everyone debates which song should be permanently banned from beginner guitar demonstrations.Celebrity drama isn't far behind.The crew revisits the online backlash surrounding Kelly Clarkson's dispute with Brooklyn shop Art of Play, including the shop owner's reported concerns about harassment. That sparks a bigger conversation about celebrity influence, obsessive fans, internet outrage, and why strangers feel compelled to turn somebody else's shopping disagreement into a personal crusade.There's also entertainment gossip involving Garth Brooks, Paul McCartney, Matchbox Twenty, Eminem, Tupac Shakur, and Ozzy Osbourne, plus conversations about Beatles movie casting, rock nostalgia, and the entertainment industry's never-ending ability to produce something ridiculous.Meanwhile, The Rizzuto Show gets its own taste of national attention when an interview with a St. Louis-area substitute teacher involved in an OnlyFans controversy is featured in Chicago television coverage. Rizz is thrilled to hear his voice on the news. The rest of the crew is less impressed by how quickly he stops caring once the show's name has been mentioned.Woody weighs in on the criticism surrounding the interview, and the gang debates social media comments, online outrage, and whether anybody on the internet remembers how to mind their own business.Then it's time for the athletic achievement nobody asked for but everybody wants to witness.Joey Chestnut is coming to St. Louis to attempt an eight-pound deep-dish pizza challenge in 45 minutes.Eight pounds of pizza. One man. A digestive system that deserves its own documentary.Rizz makes the case for Chestnut as one of the most dominant competitors in sports history, while Moon and the gang revisit their own experiences with oversized pizza challenges. Somehow, the conversation also wanders into fake press credentials, Rafe's theory about getting into places by carrying a ladder, and the questionable decisions people make when they believe they look official.St. Louis restaurant news brings another emotional roller coaster as the crew discusses the announced closure of Session Taco, formerly Mission Taco Joint, along with favorite menu items, restaurant expansion, and the challenges facing local businesses. There's also some hometown pride when St. Louis earns recognition in a foodie-city ranking.And what better way to celebrate a great food city than by discussing the culinary masterpieces that kept everyone alive in college?McDonald's dollar menus. Cheap pizza. Giant burritos. Top Ramen. Kraft Mac & Cheese. SpaghettiOs. Mini ravioli. Lunchables. Dunkaroos. Gushers.The gang dives into college fast-food habits, meal plans, childhood snacks, and the beautiful delusion that using half a ramen seasoning packet somehow transforms sodium noodles into a health-conscious dinner. Lern admits she enjoys baked beans straight from the can, while Rafe remembers the bargain meals that got him through leaner years.Somewhere, a nutritionist is quietly turning off the podcast.Lern also floats the idea of doing another keg stand, prompting everyone to imagine the deeply uncomfortable sight of a grown adult showing up at a college party asking strangers to hold her ankles. And Rafe's new grill inspires a distinctly St. Louis Halloween idea: handing out freshly cooked pork steaks to trick-or-treaters.Finally, Rizz unveils The ZIP Code Game, his answer to listeners who complained that the previous contest was too complicated. He's selected one random St. Louis-area ZIP code. Call in with your own ZIP code, match his selection, and win tickets to Greek Fire, Ludo, AEW, or Nickelback.Simple enough.Except there are an awful lot of ZIP codes in St. Louis, and Lern is already worried the show could last another six hours.From bald-head maintenance and hockey fights to funeral playlists, celebrity feuds, eight-pound pizzas, greasy studio equipment, rock music, and questionable college meals, this funny podcast is a full buffet of daily comedy, weird news, pop culture commentary, and classic St. Louis morning-show chaos.Come for Chris Kerber's Head Zamboni. Stay for Joey Chestnut's pizza challenge. And if Rizz asks for your ZIP code, just answer the question. We don't have all day.It's The Rizzuto Show — where the stories are weird, the opinions are loud, and the only thing shinier than Chris Kerber's head is Rizz's excitement about getting mentioned on television.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.Joey Chestnut to compete in St. Louis deep-dish pizza eating challenge this weekendSession Taco set to close all locations by the end of the weekBest Foodie Cities in America (2026)Kraft Is Launching a New Mac and Cheese That’s Unlike Anything It’s Done BeforeGuitar Center is dropping its ban on playing ‘Stairway to Heaven.’ It’s part of the CEO’s big turnaround planKelly Clarkson Seen Interacting with Brooklyn Store Owner and Employees in New Footage See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Bald Heads, Hockey Fights & Chris Kerber's Shiny Dome 14.10.2026 19Min.

  Chris Kerber is bald, free, and apparently polished enough to reflect the studio lights. The St. Louis Blues are winning hockey games, Ross Johnston is throwing punches, and Rizz has decided the best way to give away concert tickets is to make listeners guess a random St. Louis ZIP code.Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where hair is optional, hockey fights are educational, and even the simplest radio contest somehow becomes a logistical nightmare.Today's funny podcast kicks off with a very important national celebration: Be Bald and Free Day.And who better to celebrate with than St. Louis Blues broadcaster Chris Kerber?Kerber joins Rizz, Moon, Lern, Rafe, and King Scott from Ottawa to discuss the many wonderful benefits of living life without a full head of hair.No bedhead. No expensive hair products. No worrying about how your hair looks when you wake up.Just freedom.And occasionally a forehead shiny enough to require professional television maintenance.Kerber explains why he finally gave up on growing his hair, how he avoided the dreaded horseshoe hairstyle, and why paying a barber full price to cut increasingly less hair eventually seemed like a terrible investment.He also introduces the crew to his favorite grooming device: the Head Zamboni.It's actually a skull shaver, but when you're talking to a hockey broadcaster, apparently everything needs an ice-resurfacing nickname.Kerber admits he went an embarrassingly long time without changing the blades before discovering that a fresh set makes the whole process significantly easier.Technology is incredible.The conversation turns to the challenges of being bald on television, including studio lighting, forehead shine, and the possibility of selling advertising space directly on Kerber's head.Honestly, it's a sponsorship opportunity waiting to happen.The crew also debates the greatest bald icons of all time.The Rock? Michael Jordan? Telly Savalas? St. Louis radio personality Polo Ascencio?Rafe describes spotting Polo's shiny head during a stand-up performance and thinking somebody in the audience was giving him a giant thumbs-up.Turns out it was just Polo enjoying the show.Kerber even shares an old photo of himself with hair, sending the studio into complete disbelief.Lern barely recognizes him. Rafe compares him to a character from Ted Lasso. And everybody agrees that some people are simply meant to embrace the dome.But this funny podcast isn't just a celebration of scalp confidence.We've also got some serious St. Louis Blues hockey to discuss.The Blues are coming off a dominant 7–2 win over the Ottawa Senators, and Rizz wants to know exactly how a hockey fight can completely change the momentum of a game.Kerber breaks down the emotional and physical impact of Ross Johnston's fight against Mathieu Olivier during the Blues' comeback against Columbus.Why would a player willingly drop the gloves when his team is already winning?Why does a fight sometimes wake up an entire bench?And how does the unwritten code between NHL players actually work?Kerber explains that fighting isn't simply about throwing punches. It's about standing up for teammates, changing the energy of a game, and showing opponents that your team isn't going to be pushed around.It's an old-school part of hockey that has evolved over the years but still plays a meaningful role in certain moments.The crew discusses how today's enforcers have to contribute more than just fighting, why players like Johnston and Olivier earn respect from their teammates, and how the adrenaline from one well-timed fight can shift the atmosphere of an entire arena.Rizz also asks about other recent NHL fights, including a surprising matchup involving two star centers.Apparently even the guys responsible for scoring all the goals occasionally decide it's time to settle things with their fists.Then Kerber shares another important update for St. Louis hockey fans.The Blues are bringing 10 games to free over-the-air television.The new Thursday Night Blues broadcasts on ABC 32 are designed to make games more accessible to local fans, including people who don't have expensive cable or streaming packages.Kerber explains how the arrangement works, why the Blues wanted a free television option, and what's happening with the ongoing DirecTV distribution negotiations.For fans who remember watching Blues hockey on local broadcast television, it's a welcome return to an old-school tradition.Ten free games.Actual hockey.No subscription gymnastics required for those broadcasts.What a concept.Of course, no visit with Chris Kerber would be complete without one more deeply unnecessary conversation about facial hair.Kerber tells the story of shaving his longtime goatee for a date, immediately regretting the decision, and promising himself he'd never change his appearance just to impress somebody again.Years later, he shaved the goatee anyway.His family was horrified.Sometimes personal growth is just discovering that everybody liked your old beard better.After Kerber signs off, this funny podcast shifts into another brilliant Rizz Show invention.And by brilliant, we mean potentially disastrous.The ZIP Code Game.Listeners had complained that the show's previous contest was too complicated, so Rizz decides to simplify things.He picks one random ZIP code somewhere in the St. Louis metropolitan area.Listeners call in and say the ZIP code where they live.If it matches, they win tickets.That's it.No music trivia. No difficult questions. No embarrassing performance.Just five numbers and a dream.Sounds easy, right?Well, St. Louis has a whole lot of ZIP codes.Lern immediately realizes the crew could be sitting there for hours waiting for somebody to get lucky.Rafe questions whether some callers will even know their own ZIP codes.And King Scott gets to witness another perfectly reasonable idea slowly transform into radio chaos.The prizes are worth playing for, though, with tickets to Greek Fire, Ludo, AEW, and Nickelback up for grabs.The transcript ends just as the game is about to begin, so whether anyone actually wins remains a mystery.Which somehow makes this the most suspenseful ZIP code discussion in radio history.From shiny bald heads and questionable grooming decisions to St. Louis Blues hockey fights, free television broadcasts, and a contest that might require the entire metropolitan area to participate, The Rizzuto Show delivers another ridiculous dose of daily comedy.Join Rizz, Moon, Lern, Rafe, and King Scott for funny stories, St. Louis sports, sarcastic humor, and the kind of conversations that prove morning radio doesn't need to make sense to be entertaining.Come for the hockey analysis. Stay for the Head Zamboni.And remember: if your bald head is shiny enough to require television makeup, you're not losing your hair.You're gaining advertising space.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Grandma's Funeral Playlist, Guitar Center Chaos & Kelly Clarkson's Fan Meltdown 14.10.2026 52Min.

  A 95-year-old grandma has her funeral playlist picked out, Guitar Center is apparently ready to forgive everyone who plays “Stairway to Heaven,” and Kelly Clarkson's fans have turned a shopping disagreement into a full-blown internet disaster. Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where even the wholesome stories somehow end with Rafe making things uncomfortable.Today's funny podcast starts with a genuinely sweet birthday celebration for Tim's grandma, Betty, who just turned 95 and is still living independently, making her own dinners, and apparently organizing the world's most emotionally prepared farewell party.While most people celebrate birthdays with cake and presents, Betty decided to discuss her funeral arrangements.Honestly, at 95, you've earned the right to control the playlist.She wants to donate her body to science, have her loved ones celebrate her life, and close the gathering with Dolly Parton's version of “I Will Always Love You.”Beautiful. Thoughtful. Classy.Naturally, Rizz immediately starts planning a funeral featuring '80s hair metal.Because nothing says “rest in peace” like Mötley Crüe and the opening riff of “Rock You Like a Hurricane.”The crew debates funeral songs, why older relatives insist nobody should make a fuss over their birthdays, and whether parents secretly enjoy telling their children they don't want to become a burden.Rizz has a different retirement strategy.He's already informed his kids that he absolutely intends to become a problem.Meanwhile, Moon admits he missed his grandson's third birthday because his schedule was packed and he lost track of the date.The rest of the gang handles this confession with tremendous compassion.Just kidding. They roast him immediately.And while we're discussing celebrations nobody wants, Rizz reveals that his son doesn't want a big graduation sign in the yard.Which, unfortunately for his son, means Rizz is now considering something roughly the size of the Hollywood sign.Lern suggests giant photos. Moon floats the possibility of an airplane banner. Rafe pitches fake campaign signs.The kid asked for privacy.His father heard “marketing opportunity.”Then it's time to revisit one of the most sacred rules in rock music history.No Stairway to Heaven at Guitar Center.Except the crew discusses how Guitar Center is moving away from that legendary unwritten rule while attempting to reinvent its business.Rizz digs into the company's pandemic-era guitar boom, the flood of beginner equipment, its financial struggles, and its renewed focus on serious musicians.Moon explains why stores like Guitar Center still matter to working bands, especially when touring musicians need equipment immediately instead of waiting for something to arrive in a cardboard box.Lern offers some marketing advice, the crew debates which overplayed guitar riff should be banned next, and Taylor Swift gets credit for inspiring a new generation of acoustic guitar players.Somewhere, a Guitar Center employee just heard “Smoke on the Water” for the 400th time today and quietly reconsidered every decision that led to this moment.Then this funny podcast heads straight into celebrity controversy.Kelly Clarkson's dispute with Brooklyn shop Art of Play is back in the headlines discussed on the show, and the shop's co-owner says the online backlash has escalated into harassment and safety concerns.The crew debates whether Kelly should publicly ask her fans to back off, whether celebrities understand the power of their platforms, and why complete strangers are willing to make somebody else's customer-service complaint their entire personality.Rafe has some especially strong feelings about people who drag innocent family members into online arguments, sharing that his own relatives have received inappropriate messages.Moon points out that outrage has practically become the internet's favorite business model.Rizz just wants to know why people have so much free time.And somehow, a conversation about celebrity influence leads to stories about Chicago's notoriously rude restaurants, including The Wieners Circle, where customer service comes with a side of verbal destruction.It's a dining experience for people who think regular restaurants are insufficiently hostile.Crap on Celebrities brings even more entertainment news, music gossip, and the kind of conversations that could only happen on a St. Louis morning radio show.The gang discusses speculation about another Garth Brooks retirement, which brings back memories of an emotional moment from Moon that apparently helped turn a listener into a longtime Rizz Show fan.Then the conversation takes a hard left into the running Tom Segura-inspired Garth Brooks conspiracy joke.Because apparently sincerity is only allowed to survive for about 14 seconds around here.Lern also discusses developments reported in the Tupac Shakur murder case, and the crew wonders whether the mystery surrounding Biggie's death will ever get the same attention.Paul McCartney's appearance on Amy Poehler's Good Hang podcast gets a shout-out for an emotional discussion about his past and Linda McCartney.But what really grabs the gang's attention is the reported debate over how tall Paul should appear in the upcoming Beatles movies.Imagine being one of the most successful musicians in human history and still needing Hollywood to understand that you're not the short Beatle.Rafe, naturally, contributes absolutely essential commentary about Ringo Starr's height.Elsewhere, Matchbox Twenty announces an anniversary tour with a St. Louis stop, prompting the crew to argue about how many Matchbox Twenty songs they can actually name.Rizz starts rattling off hits.Lern remains skeptical.Moon isn't helping.It's a surprisingly aggressive music trivia contest for people who definitely heard “3AM” approximately 10,000 times in the '90s.The celebrity news keeps rolling with discussion of Eminem's music plans, an update involving his ex-wife Kim Mathers, the announced return of HBO's Girls, and the allegations Lena Dunham has made about working with Adam Driver.The gang also talks about online comedian Druski's reported Saturday Night Live hosting plans, a documentary revisiting Michael Jackson's legendary Super Bowl halftime show, and the upcoming concert film celebrating Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath's Back to the Beginning event.Plus, Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey collector's edition inspires a discussion about expensive movie memorabilia and the highest-grossing films of all time.Because why stop at celebrity gossip when you can argue about box-office numbers, too?Through all the rock nostalgia, family stories, strange news, celebrity drama, and completely unnecessary personal attacks, this funny podcast delivers exactly what you'd expect from Rizz, Moon, Lern, Rafe, and King Scott.A little heart. A lot of sarcasm. And absolutely no guarantee that a sweet story about someone's grandma won't turn into a discussion about blasting hair metal at a funeral.It's The Rizzuto Show — St. Louis daily comedy, entertainment gossip, weird news, and a group of people who should probably never be trusted to organize a tasteful memorial service.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Sticky Hands, Slash Wigs & College Ramen 14.10.2026 1Std. 15Min.

  Rizz has mystery grease on his hands, Rafe Williams is sweating through a Slash wig, and Joey Chestnut is coming to St. Louis to eat eight pounds of deep-dish pizza. Meanwhile, The Rizzuto Show has made national television, a beloved local taco chain is closing, and the crew is debating whether college ramen counts as a balanced meal.Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where the studio is disgusting, the food opinions are aggressive, and everybody has apparently forgotten what a vegetable looks like.The morning starts with Rizz discovering something mysteriously greasy on the studio equipment. Nobody knows what it is. Nobody wants to know what it is. And instead of immediately washing his hands like a functioning adult, Rizz decides this is probably how you build immunity.Naturally, that leads to a discussion about the crew's dream radio studio.Heated seats? Absolutely.A rolling mini-fridge? Moon needs one for his overnight oats.A zero-gravity massage chair? King Scott is interested.A dedicated wig closet for Rafe? Unfortunately necessary.Rizz's solution to paying for all these upgrades involves eliminating a few positions around the building. Human Resources would probably prefer he stop brainstorming out loud.Speaking of Rafe, it's Wig Week, and he's rocking a Slash-inspired hairstyle that looks incredible until you remember the studio is approximately 76 degrees.The man is basically wearing a portable sauna on his head.Then this funny podcast gets a little taste of national fame.The crew revisits its interview with a St. Louis-area substitute teacher whose OnlyFans controversy made headlines, including coverage on ABC News in Chicago. Rizz is thrilled that the station got mentioned on television, while Lern and Moon question whether he even listened to the rest of the report after hearing his own voice.The story also gets attention from Woody, who defends the show's decision to interview someone involved in a major local news story after seeing negative comments online.Naturally, the crew responds to internet criticism with the maturity and restraint you've come to expect.Which is absolutely none.The conversation turns into jokes about punching holes in drywall, testosterone levels, and whether Riz could even damage a wall without hurting his hand.Then we move on to a man whose athletic accomplishments are measured in pounds of food consumed.Joey Chestnut is coming to St. Louis.The competitive eating legend is scheduled to take on the Junkyard Dog Challenge at Salvage Yard Bar and Grill on Hampton, where the goal is to finish eight pounds of deep-dish pizza in 45 minutes.Eight pounds.Forty-five minutes.One digestive system that deserves hazard pay.Rizz calls Chestnut one of the most dominant athletes of all time, which launches a debate about sports greatness before everybody remembers that the man is coming to town to eat an amount of pizza normally reserved for an entire youth soccer team.Moon and Rizz also revisit their own miserable memories of the Pointersaurus pizza challenge, which apparently left them questioning their life choices.And because this show has never met a tangent it couldn't adopt, the conversation somehow shifts to fake press credentials, Rafe's theory that carrying a ladder can get you almost anywhere, and a remarkably similar gag appearing on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.Rafe isn't saying Hollywood stole his idea.But he would like the record to show that he had the idea.From there, Lern announces that she'd like to relive her younger days by doing a keg stand again. The crew immediately imagines the deeply uncomfortable scenario of a woman in her 40s showing up at a college party asking strangers to hold her ankles.It's the kind of image that sticks with you.Unfortunately.The local food news continues with the announced closure of Session Taco, formerly Mission Taco Joint. The gang reminisces about favorite burritos, old locations, the restaurant's rebranding, and how difficult it can be for a popular St. Louis business to survive expansion and changing economic conditions.Lern is especially disappointed about losing a favorite beer cocktail, Pandora's Lunchbox, and would very much appreciate somebody finding the recipe.But St. Louis food lovers get some good news, too.The crew discusses a WalletHub ranking placing St. Louis among America's top foodie cities, praising the area's specialty markets, affordability, barbecue, Italian restaurants and local favorites.Of course, the celebration of great cuisine immediately leads to a conversation about college students eating McDonald's.Because that's the level of culinary sophistication we're working with.According to the survey discussed on the show, McDonald's tops the list of fast-food restaurants visited by college students, followed by Chick-fil-A, Domino's, Wendy's and Taco Bell.Rafe isn't impressed with the food quality, but everybody understands the appeal of cheap meals when your bank account is running on fumes.Moon remembers surviving on dollar-menu food while touring in a band. Rafe recalls late-night dollar pizza slices, giant bargain burritos and the glorious days when a handful of change could actually buy dinner.The gang also tackles college meal plans, parents paying thousands of dollars for cafeteria access, and students who still insist on ordering delivery because apparently prepaid food isn't exciting enough.Then this funny podcast takes a nostalgic trip through the cheap foods and childhood snacks that shaped an entire generation.Top Ramen. Kraft Mac & Cheese. Mini ravioli. SpaghettiOs. Lunchables. Dunkaroos. Gushers. Butterfinger BB's. Reese's Pieces.Some of these foods bring back wonderful memories.Others bring back the taste of artificial cheese powder and the sound of canned pasta hitting a bowl like wet dog food.Lern admits she's developed a grown-up appreciation for eating baked beans straight from the can. Moon gets sentimental about childhood snacks. Rafe remembers the questionable food choices that kept him going, and Riz admits he once thought using half a ramen seasoning packet made the meal healthy.Sure, buddy. Basically a salad.There's even a discussion about Rafe firing up his new grill, with the crew imagining him handing out freshly cooked St. Louis pork steaks to trick-or-treaters instead of Halloween candy.Honestly, that might be the most Missouri thing ever suggested on this radio station.From mystery studio grease and ridiculous wigs to national news, competitive eating, St. Louis restaurant closures, college fast food and childhood snack nostalgia, this funny podcast serves up another wonderfully chaotic morning with Rizz, Moon, Lern, Rafe and King Scott.Come for the eight-pound pizza challenge. Stay for the arguments about canned ravioli.And remember: if your college dinner consists of ramen noodles and a questionable packet of powdered seasoning, congratulations. You're apparently a nutrition expert now.It's The Rizzuto Show — where the stories are weird, the opinions are loud, and the food pyramid is mostly shaped like a burrito.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  DAILY SHOW: It's A Felony Squirting | The Rizzuto Comedy Podcast 13.10.2026 2Std. 56Min.

  Rafe Williams just finished one embarrassing punishment, the Buffalo Bills ruined his week, and now the wheel of humiliation is calling his name again. Meanwhile, Riz is getting emotional over senior hockey, Lern thinks she can pole vault at 41, and St. Louis tap water is turning colors nobody ordered.Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where football predictions go to die, parenting gets surprisingly emotional, and every discussion somehow ends with somebody questioning another person's physical abilities.We kick things off with Monday Night Football chaos as the Buffalo Bills and Los Angeles Rams take their battle into overtime. King Scott escapes the punishment wheel, but Rizz and Rafe are left fighting over the tiebreaker. Unfortunately for Rafe, his football predictions were about as reliable as his ability to remember every word of the National Anthem.Now he's facing another spin.The gang also dives into early high school graduation, college credits, scholarship applications, senior-year traditions, and the staggering cost of youth sports. Between travel hockey, competitive cheer, club soccer, expensive baseball equipment and college tuition, raising an athlete apparently requires a second mortgage and a full-time travel agent.Things get weirdly local when the crew discusses reports of yellowish-green tap water in parts of St. Louis and St. Charles counties. Missouri American Water attributes the discoloration to conditions following heavy rainfall, but Lern would like to know where to apply for her yellow-water discount.Naturally, the crew turns the discussion toward Rizz's own height, his occasional shoe lifts, and the now-infamous Wienermobile photo that made him look particularly tiny next to a giant hot dog.Rafe insists Rizz has a tall man's voice trapped inside a shorter man's body. Riz would like everybody to move on.The crew swaps eerie experiences from historic venues, including the Fabulous Fox Theatre in St. Louis and The Rave in Milwaukee. There are creepy backstage rooms, strange sightings, unsettling old buildings and enough ghost stories to make you reconsider volunteering for a late-night theater tour.Riz, Moon, Lern, Rafe and King Scott are back with another spectacularly chaotic edition of St. Louis morning radio, and this funny podcast is packed with celebrity news, pop culture commentary, questionable life choices and enough entertainment gossip to keep your group chat employed.First, the crew discusses a rare political issue that apparently has bipartisan support: keeping AM radio in new cars. With some automakers moving away from the old-school dial, Riz explains the proposed legislation and why emergency broadcasts are part of the conversation. Moon has questions about the automakers' reasoning, and everybody agrees that AM radio probably deserves to survive.Sean “Diddy” Combs is back in the headlines following reports of a hospital visit while incarcerated, along with allegations involving contraband devices, prison privileges and other inmates performing personal chores. Naturally, the gang focuses on the most ridiculous part: the possibility of somebody negotiating a massage in exchange for commissary snacks.Rafe imagines the world's saddest prison spa package, and Riz makes it abundantly clear that his survival strategy behind bars would involve becoming somebody's designated oil guy.The celebrity drama continues with a reported legal dispute involving Dolly Parton's business interests and her nephew, a longtime security employee. The crew discusses the allegations, the nephew's response through his attorneys, and the uncomfortable reality that family money can turn even close relationships into a courtroom situation. Rafe and Lern share their own experiences watching relatives argue over possessions after a death.Because apparently nothing says family togetherness like putting sticky notes on Grandma's furniture.The mood turns more heartfelt as Lern discusses Kelly Osbourne's struggles with grief following the loss of her father, Ozzy Osbourne, and the unexpected hobby she credits with helping her heal: falconry.The entertainment gossip keeps rolling with Joe Manganiello addressing speculation surrounding his divorce from Sofia Vergara and encouraging people to read his memoir before judging his story. That sparks a discussion about the word “narcissist,” which Rafe believes gets thrown around far too casually.How do you call a radio station to play music trivia and not know who sings “Highway to Hell”? Better question: how do you confuse Mötley Crüe with Ozzy Osbourne and still expect to win concert tickets?Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where St. Louis music fans are competing for free tickets, the rules are apparently optional, and Rafe Williams is trying to turn football punishments into a professional sports trading deadline.Riz, Moon, Lern, Rafe and King Scott are back with another round of morning show chaos, and this funny podcast proves that nothing brings out the competitive spirit quite like free tickets and the opportunity to embarrass yourself on live radio.First up, it's Name That Band, the music trivia game that sounds simple enough to play while half asleep.Lern reads the title of a famous song. The caller names the artist or band. They get 45 seconds, no skips, and one wrong answer ends the round.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.Dad Pays for His Son to Have $150K Leg-Lengthening Surgery to Gain 3 Inches in HeightSix Flags parkgoer riding Goliath roller coaster with son falls to his death as wife, daughter looked onHiker sent final text before plunging 13,000ft down California peakAM Radio Will Be Required in All New Cars If This Bill Becomes Law'People use AI to avoid paying for school photos, but they don't realize the consequences' See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Music Trivia Meltdowns 13.10.2026 13Min.

  How do you call a radio station to play music trivia and not know who sings “Highway to Hell”? Better question: how do you confuse Mötley Crüe with Ozzy Osbourne and still expect to win concert tickets?Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where St. Louis music fans are competing for free tickets, the rules are apparently optional, and Rafe Williams is trying to turn football punishments into a professional sports trading deadline.Riz, Moon, Lern, Rafe and King Scott are back with another round of morning show chaos, and this funny podcast proves that nothing brings out the competitive spirit quite like free tickets and the opportunity to embarrass yourself on live radio.First up, it's Name That Band, the music trivia game that sounds simple enough to play while half asleep.Lern reads the title of a famous song. The caller names the artist or band. They get 45 seconds, no skips, and one wrong answer ends the round.Easy, right?Oh, you sweet summer child.The first caller, Morgan, gets things started with “Iron Man,” initially guesses Ozzy Osbourne, then corrects herself to Black Sabbath. Unfortunately, the game gets derailed by an accidental button press, forcing a restart and an on-air apology.It's a beautiful moment of accountability.For about 40 seconds.Then Morgan gets stuck on “Highway to Hell,” and the crew suddenly decides that perhaps the problem wasn't the button after all.Next comes John, who confidently identifies “Girls, Girls, Girls” as another Ozzy Osbourne song.It's Mötley Crüe.At this point, Rafe has a reasonable request for the listening audience: if you don't know anything about music, maybe don't call the music trivia game.Apparently that's a controversial suggestion.The crew starts proposing alternative contests for the musically challenged, including games so simple they might finally have a chance of making it through an entire round.Then Jake enters the picture.Jake knows his music.Weezer, Shania Twain, Aerosmith, Steppenwolf, Soundgarden, Carrie Underwood, the Beatles, Britney Spears, Metallica, Stone Temple Pilots, Alan Jackson, Lady Gaga, Bon Jovi and the Police.The man is answering questions like somebody installed Spotify directly into his brain.Jake racks up 14 correct answers and immediately restores the crew's faith in the St. Louis listening audience.Jake from State Farm has arrived, and apparently he offers full coverage for classic rock, pop, country and alternative music.This funny podcast then delivers another surprise when Matt comes dangerously close to Jake's score, rattling off answers involving Foo Fighters, Miley Cyrus, Snoop Dogg, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beastie Boys, Michael Jackson, Dire Straits and Kelly Clarkson.Matt falls just short, but the crew is so impressed that they decide he deserves tickets anyway.Because nothing says competitive radio contest like changing the prize structure because somebody actually knew what they were doing.The second round brings a whole new collection of St. Louis music enthusiasts.Kristen navigates songs from Creedence Clearwater Revival, Lenny Kravitz, Boston and Foo Fighters before “Baba O'Riley” becomes a problem.Another Matt manages six correct answers, Grant demonstrates that you can actually be too relaxed during a timed contest, and Ryan enters the final round promising to break the record.Ryan's first song?“Don't Speak.”He pauses.He struggles.He guesses Fleetwood Mac.It's No Doubt.And just like that, his record-breaking performance lasts approximately as long as it takes somebody to say goodbye.The crew has absolutely no intention of letting him forget it.Meanwhile, the prizes are very real. Listeners are competing for tickets to see Greek Fire at Delmar Hall, Ludo's Halloween shows at The Pageant, AEW Dynamite and Collision, and Nickelback at Enterprise Center.Greek Fire's show also supports Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital, giving the crew a chance to promote an important St. Louis cause between rounds of lovingly questioning the musical education of their audience.And just when you think the humiliation has finally ended, it's time to talk about Rafe's football pick'em results.Spoiler alert: they're not good.Rafe has lost again, which means another spin of the show's punishment wheel is waiting for him.But instead of accepting his fate like a responsible adult, Rafe proposes a new idea: punishment trades.What if somebody gets a punishment they hate and another crew member is willing to take it? Could they swap it for a future punishment? Could they negotiate terms? Could somebody become the commissioner of an entirely unnecessary disciplinary trading league?Suddenly, a simple punishment wheel has become the NFL trade deadline, except the contracts involve wigs, mystery food and personal humiliation.The gang debates the rules, whether trades should be declared before spinning, and whether everyone should get one trade per season.Then somebody brings up No Shoes Nation Week.The punishment requires going without shoes around the station for an entire week, including places where absolutely nobody should be barefoot.Riz is horrified.Lern is already thinking about washing her feet.Rafe is calculating trade value.And somehow this is all happening because a grown man couldn't pick football games correctly.From classic rock trivia disasters and free concert tickets to football fails, ridiculous negotiations and the threat of barefoot bathroom visits, this funny podcast delivers another wonderfully chaotic slice of St. Louis morning radio.Join Riz, Moon, Lern, Rafe and King Scott for sarcastic humor, hilarious fails, music trivia and the kind of completely unnecessary arguments that make The Rizzuto Show a daily necessity.Come for the free tickets. Stay for the callers who think every rock song was recorded by Ozzy Osbourne.And remember: if you're going to challenge Jake from State Farm at music trivia, you better bring more than liability coverage.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  AM Radio, Diddy Drama & Dolly's Family Feud 13.10.2026 34Min.

  Diddy is allegedly trading prison snacks for personal services, Dolly Parton's family is tangled in legal drama, and Rafe Williams is still trying to summon a falcon with a leather glove and pure determination. Welcome to another episode of The Rizzuto Show, where celebrity gossip gets weird, the music debates get louder, and somehow we're all learning about bird therapy before breakfast.Riz, Moon, Lern, Rafe and King Scott are back with another spectacularly chaotic edition of St. Louis morning radio, and this funny podcast is packed with celebrity news, pop culture commentary, questionable life choices and enough entertainment gossip to keep your group chat employed.First, the crew discusses a rare political issue that apparently has bipartisan support: keeping AM radio in new cars. With some automakers moving away from the old-school dial, Riz explains the proposed legislation and why emergency broadcasts are part of the conversation. Moon has questions about the automakers' reasoning, and everybody agrees that AM radio probably deserves to survive.Look at that. People agreeing about something. We should probably frame the moment.Then it's time for Crap on Celebrities, and Lern arrives carrying an entire dumpster of Hollywood nonsense.Sean “Diddy” Combs is back in the headlines following reports of a hospital visit while incarcerated, along with allegations involving contraband devices, prison privileges and other inmates performing personal chores. Naturally, the gang focuses on the most ridiculous part: the possibility of somebody negotiating a massage in exchange for commissary snacks.Rafe imagines the world's saddest prison spa package, and Riz makes it abundantly clear that his survival strategy behind bars would involve becoming somebody's designated oil guy.A bold choice. Not one we're putting on the show's résumé.The celebrity drama continues with a reported legal dispute involving Dolly Parton's business interests and her nephew, a longtime security employee. The crew discusses the allegations, the nephew's response through his attorneys, and the uncomfortable reality that family money can turn even close relationships into a courtroom situation. Rafe and Lern share their own experiences watching relatives argue over possessions after a death.Because apparently nothing says family togetherness like putting sticky notes on Grandma's furniture.The mood turns more heartfelt as Lern discusses Kelly Osbourne's struggles with grief following the loss of her father, Ozzy Osbourne, and the unexpected hobby she credits with helping her heal: falconry.Yes, falconry.And suddenly Rafe has never felt more understood.He already has the glove. He already calls to the sky. All he's missing is a bird willing to participate. Riz even shares a story about a falcon that escaped during a local event, which means somewhere out there might be Rafe's future best friend.This funny podcast also takes a detour into music and fashion as Lern celebrates Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme's transformation into a silver fox, his runway appearance and his upcoming clothing venture. The crew also recalls a particularly awkward podcast moment involving questions about Homme's weight loss and his cancer history.From there, it's a trip through the music charts featuring Taylor Swift, Ella Langley, Drake, Don Toliver and a rising artist with a song called “Nicole Kidman.” The gang debates which songs actually work as driving music, why some tracks sound like they were engineered to induce a nap, and which one Rafe would like played at his funeral.Nothing says a dignified farewell like making your loved ones listen to a song you barely enjoyed in the first place.The entertainment gossip keeps rolling with Joe Manganiello addressing speculation surrounding his divorce from Sofia Vergara and encouraging people to read his memoir before judging his story. That sparks a discussion about the word “narcissist,” which Rafe believes gets thrown around far too casually.The crew also discusses a reported tragedy involving a Breaking Bad actor and shares the importance of reaching out for support during a mental health crisis. Later, Lern covers allegations surrounding a disruptive airline incident involving Selma Blair, with the gang debating accountability, medical explanations and passenger safety.Then it's back to Hollywood, where Sam Mendes' ambitious plan for four separate Beatles biopics has everybody wondering whether moviegoers are expected to spend an entire month living in Beatlemania. Riz has a preferred viewing order, Rafe pitches a hypothetical fifth movie, and Moon has opinions about the casting.Ben Affleck's comments about the unpleasant experience of making Justice League lead to another argument: should actors publicly admit when a movie wasn't very good? The gang compares superhero films, Zack Snyder's version of the movie, and the strange business of promoting projects you might secretly hate.And speaking of expensive Hollywood decisions, the crew digs into the reported box office struggles of Tom Cruise's Digger. Rafe argues that a movie can be genuinely interesting while still being marketed to the wrong audience, and everybody tries to figure out how studios spend so much money making something so difficult to sell.Finally, Lern brings in a wild classic-rock mashup featuring ELO, Dokken, Def Leppard, Ozzy Osbourne and Lynyrd Skynyrd, before the crew rolls through celebrity birthdays and previews another round of Name That Artist, with tickets to Greek Fire, Ludo, AEW and Nickelback on the line.Plus, the show gives some well-deserved love to the St. Louis businesses supporting its October fundraiser for Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital.From AM radio and celebrity fails to rock music, Beatles movies, prison rumors and one man's desperate quest to become a falconer, this funny podcast has everything you'd expect from The Rizzuto Show.Which is to say: absolutely no adult supervision.Listen now for the latest daily humor, weird news, celebrity gossip and sarcastic entertainment from your favorite St. Louis comedy crew.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. 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  Roller Coaster Accidents, Bad Decisions & Haunted Houses 13.10.2026 1Std. 21Min.

  Rafe Williams just finished one embarrassing punishment, the Buffalo Bills ruined his week, and now the wheel of humiliation is calling his name again. Meanwhile, Riz is getting emotional over senior hockey, Lern thinks she can pole vault at 41, and St. Louis tap water is turning colors nobody ordered.Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where football predictions go to die, parenting gets surprisingly emotional, and every discussion somehow ends with somebody questioning another person's physical abilities.We kick things off with Monday Night Football chaos as the Buffalo Bills and Los Angeles Rams take their battle into overtime. Scott escapes the punishment wheel, but Riz and Rafe are left fighting over the tiebreaker. Unfortunately for Rafe, his football predictions were about as reliable as his ability to remember every word of the National Anthem.Now he's facing another spin.Will it be karaoke? A mystery blind taste test? Something even worse? After surviving his singing punishment, Rafe would really appreciate one week where his dignity isn't a team-building exercise.But this funny podcast isn't all suffering. Sometimes we have feelings. Gross, we know.Riz shares a genuinely emotional moment from his son's senior hockey season, including the unveiling of the senior posters and the realization that these milestones are flying by. Moon understands the struggle, Lern suggests hanging the kid's jersey from the living room rafters, and Rafe discovers that George Strait songs are remarkably effective weapons against fathers trying not to cry.The gang also dives into early high school graduation, college credits, scholarship applications, senior-year traditions, and the staggering cost of youth sports. Between travel hockey, competitive cheer, club soccer, expensive baseball equipment and college tuition, raising an athlete apparently requires a second mortgage and a full-time travel agent.Then comes the great high school sports debate. Football, track, basketball, volleyball and soccer dominate the participation conversation, while the crew somehow gets distracted by javelin shopping, cross-country runners and the very real possibility that Lern believes she can become a pole vaulter.At 41.Without ever having done it before.Confidence is wonderful. Gravity remains undefeated.Things get weirdly local when the crew discusses reports of yellowish-green tap water in parts of St. Louis and St. Charles counties. Missouri American Water attributes the discoloration to conditions following heavy rainfall, but Lern would like to know where to apply for her yellow-water discount.Honestly, fair question.And if the water isn't unsettling enough, Riz introduces a story about a father reportedly spending $150,000 on cosmetic limb-lengthening surgery for his son. The goal? Going from 5-foot-6 to 5-foot-9.Three inches. One hundred and fifty thousand dollars. And a recovery process that sounds like the villain origin story of a very expensive superhero.Naturally, the crew turns the discussion toward Riz's own height, his occasional shoe lifts, and the now-infamous Wienermobile photo that made him look particularly tiny next to a giant hot dog.Rafe insists Riz has a tall man's voice trapped inside a shorter man's body. Riz would like everybody to move on.Nobody moves on.Then this funny podcast takes a darker turn as the gang discusses dangerous thrill-seeking, including reports of fatal accidents involving an amusement attraction and a mountain hike. The stories spark a debate about whether extreme adventures are worth the risk and why Riz, after years of reading terrible news stories, is amazed anybody willingly leaves the house.Which brings us to the spooky stuff.With Halloween approaching, Riz starts digging into the allegedly haunted locations scattered around St. Louis. Calvary Cemetery, the Bissell Mansion, Rock Hollow Trail in Wildwood, Lafayette Square and the mysterious Lion's House in Soulard all get their moment in the paranormal spotlight.Are these places actually haunted? Are the stories just local folklore? Or is Moon going to dismiss every ghost sighting as somebody standing in a parking lot?Spoiler: Moon is not an easy man to convince.The crew swaps eerie experiences from historic venues, including the Fabulous Fox Theatre in St. Louis and The Rave in Milwaukee. There are creepy backstage rooms, strange sightings, unsettling old buildings and enough ghost stories to make you reconsider volunteering for a late-night theater tour.Lern recalls an uncomfortable experience involving a Ouija board onstage, while the guys share their own memories of exploring spaces that feel just a little too quiet.Whether you believe in ghosts or think every haunting is just bad lighting and an old HVAC system, there's plenty of Halloween weirdness to argue about.It's another beautifully unhinged installment of St. Louis daily entertainment with Riz, Moon, Lern, Rafe and King Scott. We're talking football fails, family milestones, weird news, youth sports, questionable medical decisions, local mysteries and sarcastic humor from a crew that can turn absolutely anything into an argument.Tune in to this funny podcast for the comedy, stay for the haunted St. Louis stories, and remember: if somebody offers you three extra inches for $150,000, make sure they're talking about your height.And maybe just buy taller shoes.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  DAILY SHOW: Ditka Mustaches And Twisty Tooth Magoo | The Rizzuto Comedy Podcast 12.10.2026 2Std. 57Min.

  Frosted tips are making a comeback, Mike Ditka mustaches are taking over the studio, and somebody at the Belleville Chili Cook-Off just performed the most disgusting phone rescue in St. Louis history.Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where nostalgia is dangerous, celebrity gossip gets personal, and apparently no smartphone is worth leaving behind. Even when it's floating in a festival toilet.First, we're traveling back to 1998 because frosted tips are officially fashionable again. Riz, Moon, Lern and Rafe revisit the glory days of bleached hair, shell necklaces, chunky highlights, cargo pants and boy-band hairstyles that should've stayed buried with our old CD collections.Guy Fieri suddenly looks like a visionary, Justin Timberlake's ramen-noodle hair gets another trial in the court of public opinion, and Moon admits his own frosted tips were basically an accidental result of growing out bleached hair.Then it's time for Sexy Time Fun Facts, where Riz explains the dating insecurities men supposedly don't care about. From imperfect makeup and texting first to ordering a real meal on a date, the crew debates relationship expectations, attraction and why anybody is still pretending a side salad counts as dinner.Things get even more ridiculous when the conversation turns to the supposed science of attractiveness. Sunglasses, red lipstick, cologne, facial hair and teeth all get examined. Unfortunately, Rafe's inability to grow a proper beard leads to accusations that his ancestors belonged to an ancient tribe of peaceful, weak-chinned ladder carriers.And that's before everybody starts inspecting his Invisalign.Welcome to the world of Twisty Tooth Magoo.Naturally, this funny podcast also finds time to investigate Tom Cruise's off-center smile, Cristiano Ronaldo's dental transformation and one of the most unfortunate celebrity statues ever created.Meanwhile, the studio gets a special birthday greeting from the late Bob Saget before the crew pays tribute to legendary Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.Riz hands out fake Ditka mustaches, everybody immediately looks ridiculous, and Lern discovers she looks exactly like her dad. Rafe struggles with the adhesive, the mustaches start falling apart, and a heartfelt football tribute somehow turns into a low-budget costume party.Then comes celebrity chaos.Kelly Clarkson is caught up in a social media dispute with a Brooklyn specialty shop over a mechanical bird named Molly, a reported $15,000 price tag and accusations of rude customer service. The store and Clarkson tell different versions of what happened, and the crew debates whether a celebrity with millions of followers should publicly call out a small business.From there, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame gets put on trial.Why aren't Styx, Boston, Kansas, Toto, REO Speedwagon and other classic rock favorites getting the recognition the gang believes they deserve? Should Mötley Crüe be inducted? And why does every conversation about rock history eventually turn into a shouting match?The entertainment gossip continues with Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Journey, the Beach Boys, Oasis, Nicolas Cage's concerns about AI in Hollywood, and even Darth Vader's lightsaber.Because nothing says morning radio quite like debating classic rock legends and then immediately discussing the resale value of a weapon from a fictional galaxy.But wait. We still have the Belleville Chili Cook-Off.Rafe spends the weekend sampling an impressive amount of chili, including some questionable culinary combinations. The festival is packed, the temperatures are high, and apparently the entire city has upgraded to vape devices roughly the size of musical instruments.Then Moon shares a listener story that should come with a health department warning.A phone falls into a porta-potty at the chili festival.And somebody goes in after it.With a trash bag over their arm.At a CHILI COOK-OFF.The crew debates whether any phone is worth retrieving from that particular nightmare, how much money it would take to attempt the rescue, and whether a recovered phone should legally be required to disclose its horrifying past.Somewhere, a smartphone trade-in employee just developed a new fear.Rafe also has problems of his own. His Michael McDonald-inspired National Anthem performance missed a lyric, his confidence is crumbling, and the football pick'em punishment wheel is looming.Riz and Rafe are battling to avoid last place, Lern is enjoying life at the top of the standings, and the possibility of a West County Mall Walker punishment is already creating visions of a very embarrassing public fitness event.Meanwhile, The Rizzuto Show continues supporting Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital through its October fundraiser and billboard-signing events around St. Louis.Unfortunately, Riz has seen his face blown up to billboard size and is now deeply concerned that his teeth look enormous.Rafe compares them to popcorn kernels. Lern notices the Rolex. Moon notices everything.Nobody is getting out of this promotional campaign with their dignity.Add in Halloween decorating disasters, neighborhood trust issues, giant vape clouds and the question of whether you'd ever let a stranger move your car, and you've got enough material to make a therapist reconsider their career choice.This funny podcast brings together three glorious servings of Rizz Show chaos: '90s fashion flashbacks, celebrity news, relationship debates, rock music arguments, St. Louis stories, football punishments and a porta-potty incident that will haunt us forever.Join Riz, Moon, Lern, Rafe and King Scott for the sarcastic humor, weird news and spectacularly questionable decisions that make The Rizzuto Show a daily necessity.Come for the frosted tips. Stay for the Ditka mustaches.And whatever you do, don't drop your phone at a chili festival.It's The Rizzuto Show — the funny podcast where the hair is questionable, the opinions are loud, and even the porta-potties have better stories than most morning shows.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.Provo, Utah, Is America’s Most Neighborly City of 2026Slot machine winner robbed at gunpoint after leaving casinoTexas woman posed as airline employee to scam St. Louis hotel: PoliceFirefighter who defecated in box at airport no longer with departmentTiger kills man who entered its enclosure at English wildlife parkBrooklyn store Art of Play defends viral ‘misunderstanding’ with Kelly Clarkson after being branded a ‘liar’ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Frosted Tips, Dating Rules & More 12.10.2026 24Min.

  Frosted tips are back, skinny jeans are out, and apparently we're all just one shell necklace away from reliving 1998. Meanwhile, Rafe Williams is getting roasted for his facial hair genetics, Rizz is offering relationship advice, and the entire crew has become dangerously obsessed with the shape of Tom Cruise's teeth.Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where fashion trends never die. They just wait 25 years to embarrass everybody all over again.First up, the crew investigates the alleged return of frosted tips, the hairstyle that made boy bands famous and turned an entire generation of men into walking bottles of hair bleach.Rizz remembers wanting the look, Lern enthusiastically supports its comeback, and Moon admits his own version happened when his bleached hair grew out. Rafe wonders whether frosted tips were basically the '90s version of today's broccoli haircut.And then there's Guy Fieri.The man never abandoned frosted tips. He simply waited patiently for the rest of civilization to catch up.The nostalgia doesn't stop there. We're talking chunky highlights, butterfly-era fashion disasters, shell necklaces, cargo pants, Sun-In hair spray, and that one guy who has been rocking the same mullet since the 1980s.Congratulations, sir. You weren't outdated. You were early.Then it's time for Sexy Time Fun Facts, where Riz attempts to reassure women that a lot of the things they worry about while dating aren't nearly as important to men as they might think.Imperfect makeup? Not a crisis.A couple of extra pounds? Relax.Making the first move? Please do.Ordering an actual meal instead of pretending lettuce is dinner? Absolutely encouraged.Naturally, this funny podcast turns into a debate about relationship expectations, financial insecurity, texting first, and why anybody is still pretending they're not hungry on a date.Lern has some questions. Rafe has some objections. Moon would simply appreciate it if someone else made more money.From there, the crew explores some supposedly scientific ways to make yourself more attractive.Sunglasses apparently make people look mysterious and symmetrical. A good cologne or perfume can improve first impressions. Red lipstick attracts attention. Beards supposedly signal ruggedness.Unfortunately, Rafe can't grow much of a beard.Moon brings up a theory connecting facial hair with ancient fighting cultures, and suddenly Rafe is being accused of descending from a peaceful tribe of weak-chinned people who survived by carrying ladders and wearing safety vests.It's a devastating day for his ancestral reputation.But the real chaos begins when the conversation turns to teeth.According to the research Riz shares, bright, evenly spaced teeth are a major attraction signal. Moon admits crooked teeth can be a dealbreaker, while Lern passionately defends distinctive smiles, tooth gaps, and a little dental individuality.Then everybody starts examining Rafe's Invisalign progress.Rafe becomes Twisty Tooth Magoo, Moon gets accused of having a crooked nose, and Riz's own teeth become part of the conversation.Nobody is leaving this studio with their self-esteem intact.The crew also takes a deep dive into Tom Cruise's famously off-center smile, Cristiano Ronaldo's dramatic dental transformation, and Ronaldo's unfortunate statue that somehow manages to make an internationally famous athlete look like an entirely different species.And just when you think the conversation can't get any more ridiculous, Rafe tells a story about a gas station employee whose teeth reminded him of several sticks of butter.Dental professionals, we're sorry.From frosted tips and '90s fashion nostalgia to modern dating expectations, questionable attraction science, facial hair failures and celebrity teeth, this funny podcast proves that nobody is safe from a little affectionate ridicule.Join Riz, Moon, Lern, Rafe and King Scott for another round of St. Louis morning show chaos, sarcastic humor, relationship debates and completely unnecessary personal observations.Come for the frosted tips. Stay for Twisty Tooth Magoo.And remember: If you held on to your 1998 hairstyle long enough, congratulations. You're fashionable again.This is The Rizzuto Show — the funny podcast where bad haircuts come back, good advice gets interrupted, and even Tom Cruise can't escape a dental roast.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Bob Saget's Birthday Wishes, Ditka Mustaches & Rock Hall Outrage 12.10.2026 53Min.

  Bob Saget is wishing Rizz a happy birthday, Mike Ditka mustaches are taking over the studio, and Kelly Clarkson is apparently in a social media battle over a $15,000 mechanical bird.Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, where every tribute eventually becomes a costume party and nobody can discuss classic rock without starting a fight.We kick things off with a birthday greeting from the late Bob Saget before the crew pays tribute to legendary Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka. Riz has purchased fake Ditka mustaches for everybody, which sounds like a touching gesture until the adhesive starts failing, Rafe starts eating fake facial hair, and Lern realizes she looks exactly like her dad.It's a beautiful tribute. Assuming you define beautiful as five adults struggling to attach bargain-bin mustaches to their faces.Then things get weird in Brooklyn.Kelly Clarkson says she visited a specialty shop called Art of Play and felt like an employee treated her as though she couldn't afford anything. She posted about the experience, and suddenly the small business was dealing with a flood of angry online reviews.The store tells a different story involving Molly, a mechanical singing bird it says wasn't available for purchase. Kelly fires back with a photo showing a $15,000 price tag.So who's right? Was Kelly treated unfairly, or did a celebrity accidentally unleash an internet army on a small business?The crew debates celebrity influence, online mob mentality, terrible customer service, and why Rafe apparently can't walk into Louis Vuitton without making the staff nervous.Naturally, this funny podcast then turns into a full-blown Rock & Roll Hall of Fame emergency.Why aren't Styx, Boston, Kansas, Toto, REO Speedwagon, Huey Lewis and the News, or the Scorpions getting the respect the crew thinks they deserve?Should Mötley Crüe get in before the classic rock legends? Does Bryan Adams deserve more credit? How is Kenny Loggins not already in there? And can somebody please explain why Rafe is so emotionally invested in Little River Band's "Lady"?Rafe also shares a story about hanging out with Little River Band, where one musician was still ready to party like a rock star while the others were more concerned about bedtime and keeping cigarette smoke away from a CPAP machine.Rock and roll never dies. It just develops a sleep apnea treatment plan.Over in Crap on Celebrities, Lern brings the entertainment news, including an unreleased Britney Spears song co-written by Justin Timberlake, concerns surrounding a Beach Boys performance featuring Mike Love, and Journey drummer Deen Castronovo's medical scare during a concert.The conversation takes a surprisingly serious turn when Moon questions why people post deeply personal hospital and deathbed photos of family members on social media. Riz, naturally, has a very different vision for his own final photo shoot.There's also an Ella Langley concert cancellation following a reported bomb threat, Noel Gallagher reportedly preparing for an Oasis tour without alcohol, and movie talk covering BlackBerry, Digger, and the latest box-office results.Michael Douglas's memoir sparks a conversation about how he avoided the Vietnam draft, while Tobey Maguire officiating his ex-wife's wedding raises some very uncomfortable questions about Hollywood relationships.And for the Star Wars fans, the crew tries to guess how much Darth Vader's original Empire Strikes Back lightsaber prop could bring at auction. Spoiler alert: apparently the Galactic Empire has an incredible resale market.Finally, Nicolas Cage's opposition to an AI-related acting waiver kicks off a debate about artificial intelligence, CGI, practical effects, and whether Hollywood is protecting its artists or just terrified of whatever comes next.From fake mustaches and expensive birds to classic rock arguments, aging musicians, awkward weddings and Nicolas Cage fighting the machines, this funny podcast delivers another ridiculous mix of celebrity news, music debates, St. Louis humor and spectacularly unnecessary commentary.It's The Rizzuto Show with Riz, Moon, Lern, Rafe and King Scott.Come for Bob Saget. Stay for the Ditka mustaches.And somebody please get Rafe a better adhesive before he accidentally eats the entire Chicago Bears coaching staff.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.