Don't Quote Us

Επεισόδια

• The Coast Guard was called 17.12.2025 37λ

  Between the Coast Guard being called to being questioned by police. Just another normal friendship episode.
• Dating your Dad's Friends 09.12.2025 33λ

  Dating dads, giving nicknames, and roasting like it is a love language. Just another day.
• Stories We Don't Talk About 01.12.2025 53λ

  Real stories, real impact and the side of foster care that usually stays quiet.
• Medical Records 17.11.2025 38λ

  Every person has a story... we just decide to put ours out on the internet...
• Same Sentence Different Fonts 10.11.2025 55λ

  We might not think the same, talk the same, or process the same but, somehow, we still finish each other's sentences.
• Props to Bethany Hamilton 03.11.2025 59λ

  Shark attacks to scalp attacks, this is what happens with two girls, two mics and zero plot. As always.. Don't Quote Us.
• The Kids are Fine... We Think 27.10.2025 42λ

  We are just out here raising kids and praying for patience. The kids are fine.. we think.
• It's Just Life at This Point 20.10.2025 35λ

  Everything is content now
• We wanted to be like Kayne West 13.10.2025 46λ

  Just two girls wanting to be like Kayne West, making their own betrayal list and calling it therapy with microphones
• We Missed the Tutorial 29.09.2025 38λ

  Adulting feels like we skipped the tutorial. We are talking missing skills, where we thought we would be and why life did not come with instructions
• Bug Spray and Boundaries 22.09.2025 29λ

  Two besties with too many stories and zero filters. From Red flags we ignored, roaches we couldn't and exes who could not commit. We are just yapping our way through friendships, dating disasters and all the random chaos life throws at us.
• Reasons You Should Not Quote Us 15.09.2025 44λ

  This week we are serving up our top reasons you should not be quoting us and trust, the list wrote itself. From random tangents to laughing until you snort moments, we prove that we have zero outline and way too many opinions. Came hang out and laugh with us... and remember Don't Quote Us.
• Smiles, Struggles and the Messy Middle 08.09.2025 38λ

  If you’ve ever felt pressure to smile through the pain or keep your struggles hidden, this one’s for you. We’re digging into the messy middle and reminding you: God can handle your real feelings.
• Yelp Reviews on Life 01.09.2025 32λ

  This week we’re putting life itself under the microscope. Think Yelp, but unhinged, sarcastic, and way too honest. Welcome to Yelp Reviews on Life.
• Two Mics and Zero Plot 25.08.2025 38λ

  This week we prove that two mics really don’t need a plot.  From unhinged stories to debating who would actually survive a zombie apocalypse, we spiral through funny memories and plenty of moments that make zero sense but all the laughs.Basically, it’s bestie chaos in audio form. 
• Faith vs. Fear 11.08.2025 30λ

  Sometimes fear feels louder than faith, especially when anxiety, overthinking, and outside opinions start running the show. In this episode, we talk about what it’s like to face those moments head-on, how we personally navigate the tension between trusting God and spiraling into fear, and why choosing faith isn’t always the easiest choice… but it’s always worth it.
• In Sickness and in Sisterhood 04.08.2025 36λ

  Yep… we’re talking about the brain tumor.The diagnosis. The confusion. The spiraling.The jokes we probably weren’t supposed to make. This one’s real, raw, and just a little ridiculous, because when life throws a literal tumor at you, what else are you supposed to do but hit record?We’re diving into: What it’s like to hear “You have a brain tumor” in your 20s The awkward ways people react How faith, friendship, and unfiltered conversations got us throughIf you’ve ever laughed your way through something terrifying… this one’s for you. 
• We're Not Arguing, We're Processing Differently 27.07.2025 42λ

  Miscommunication? Never heard of her.In this episode, we unpack the real reasons friendships get tense, and why it’s not always about who’s right or wrong. From mismatched rhythms to unspoken expectations, we talk through how we’ve misunderstood each other (and others), learned to give grace, and figured out how not to cancel people just because things got uncomfortable.Friendship is hard. Processing is messy. But we’re learning. And no, we’re not arguing. (Even if it sounded like it.)
• Are We Really Doing This? 20.07.2025 39λ

  We said we were healed. We meant it. Kinda.This episode was supposed to be structured, polished, and full of wisdom, instead, we accidentally hit record and started venting. From old situationships to emotional chaos we thought we were done with… we’re keeping it real, unfiltered, and just a little unhinged.Welcome to the podcast. Let’s get into it.