Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

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  The BIGGEST ANXIETIES of Being a Dad | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 22.07.2026 48λ

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris is back in the Chaos Bus talking about everything from parenting anxiety and possibly starting anxiety medication to why he may never buy another house again. He also breaks down his upcoming Ireland trip, airline disasters, New Balance drama, physical therapy, Colombia bachelor party stories, bringing back Hey Babe, parenting in the age of smartphones, and why he's officially done with beaches. Leave a comment letting us know: Would you let your 11-year-old have a phone? Are you Team Beach or Team Pool? Should Chris move in two years? Subscribe for new episodes every week. Timestamps 00:00 Welcome back to the Chaos Bus 01:30 Comedy tour updates & why 4 PM shows are the future 03:45 Chris says he'll never buy another house again 05:00 Achilles injury, physical therapy & New Balance debate 07:00 Could Hey Babe return? 09:00 Ireland trip planning & airline point disaster 16:30 Calling Jasmine live on the podcast 21:20 BlueChew Ad 22:30 Rumble Wallet Ad 24:05 Parenting anxiety gets real 29:00 Should kids have smartphones? 32:00 HBO's Neighbors and nightmare neighbors 34:00 Team Pool vs Team Beach 36:35 Colombia bachelor party stories 40:00 Tourist safety, scams & why a local guide is essential 43:55 Wrapping up & Rosario's Deli review UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! RUMBLE Take Control of Your Money and claim $10 in US Stablecoin (USA₮)! Download now at http://wallet.rumble.com/chrisd and use the code CHRISD10. This is a paid advertisement for Rumble Wallet. Rumble is compensating me for this ad. Void where prohibited. No purchase necessary. Offer available to US residents only. Offer not available in New York State. Must be 18+. Offer is available for a limited time and for the first 500 wallets activated and funded. Details and full official rules available at http://rumble.com/promoofficialrules. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Is Philly The MOST DISGUSTING City In America?! w/ Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Chrissy Chaos 15.07.2026 41λ

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris is back on the road with Mike Cannon, recording from Philadelphia after one of the wildest weekends they've had in a while. The guys talk about everything from bizarre street encounters and parenting to UFC fighters, prison stories, World Cup fever, comedy disasters, and why Philly might be the craziest city in America. It's another completely unfiltered episode of Chrissy Chaos. 👍 Subscribe for new episodes every week. #ChrissyChaos #ChrisDistefano #MikeCannon #ComedyPodcast #Philadelphia Timestamps 00:00 Welcome from the Chaos Bus in Philadelphia 00:01 Philly culture shock & family trip disaster 03:03 Museum of Illusions & Conor McGregor weigh-ins 04:16 UFC fighters, prison & Mike Tyson stories 08:07 Knife stories from growing up 10:00 Parents, scams & neighborhood dads 14:10 Food addiction & parenting lessons 16:27 Homelessness, helping strangers & kindness 19:17 Ad Read – Zocdoc 20:47 Family stories & grandma's purse incident 22:32 Peeing in the car & bizarre road stories 23:06 Chris gets chased through Philadelphia 24:50 World Cup talk & soccer controversy 27:25 Trying to help people on the streets 28:29 Philadelphia shows & comedy scheduling 29:38 Comedy crowd disasters & fake guest intros 32:19 Why Philly feels unlike anywhere else 33:20 Legendary Boston comic stories 35:19 World Cup atmosphere & Brazil experience 36:36 Wild hospital stories & medical chaos 39:06 Tour dates & closing thoughts UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/CHRISSY #sponsored Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Damian Priest Opens Up About WWE, Fame & Life on the Road 08.07.2026 59λ

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy WWE Superstar Damian Priest joins Chrissy Chaos live from the trunk outside Yankee Stadium for one of the wildest episodes yet. Chris and Damian talk about making it later in life, growing up in the Bronx, life inside WWE, Madison Square Garden, dealing with fans, staying healthy on the road, wrestling injuries, hair extensions, tattoos, and why success doesn't always happen on your own timeline. Plus, Chrissy opens up about marriage, parenting, coaching his daughter's basketball team, regrets, chasing happiness, and why this podcast keeps getting more chaotic every week. Subscribe for new episodes every week. Chapters 00:00 Wrestling fan interrupts before the show 01:12 Waiting for Damian Priest outside Yankee Stadium 03:12 Why Chrissy loves filming in the streets 04:10 Feeling stuck despite career success 08:52 Regrets, fitness & life after having kids 12:01 Marriage, money & World Cup tickets 15:21 Guests who have left Chrissy on read 16:30 Why Chrissy keeps making this podcast 18:25 Coaching his daughter's basketball team 24:18 Family dynamics & marriage stories 25:25 BlueChew Ad 26:40 Damian Priest joins the podcast 29:20 Making it later in life 30:36 Damian's incredible voice & WWE presence 31:24 Why he's never late 32:22 Retirement plans & staying healthy 34:21 Growing up in the Bronx 35:17 Vegas, WWE schedule & commitment 36:55 Wrestling fan interrupts the interview 39:13 Wrestling Madison Square Garden 42:20 Dealing with obsessed fans 44:47 Hair extensions, tattoos & wrestling life 45:49 Meeting wrestling legends 46:44 The sacrifices behind WWE success 47:52 Another fan interruption 49:00 Life on the road UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Blue Chew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Chrissy D's Wedding Recap w/ JAZ and TAMPA TONY 01.07.2026 51λ

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Fresh off the wedding, Chris sits down with Tampa Tony for one of their funniest and most honest conversations yet. They talk about married life, forgotten wedding rings, gambling addiction, buying too much house, Queens vs. Long Island, family, and why less might actually be more. Plus, Tampa Tony delivers classic one-liners, Chris reveals the wedding gift Jaz rejected, and everyone debates whether it's already time to downsize. Chapters 00:00 Wedding ring problems & married life begins 02:47 Tampa Tony arrives & wedding recap 05:20 Diabetes scare in the middle of the night 11:16 Tampa Tony goes to a Mets game 12:30 Dog chaos interrupts the podcast 15:10 Ad Break – BlueChew 16:22 Ad Break – Quince 18:42 Wedding memories & family stories 21:22 Chris admits he bought too much house 23:07 The phone call about moving back to Queens 27:22 Why Chris keeps moving every few years 28:45 Tampa Tony opens up about gambling addiction 30:56 How becoming a father changed everything 34:43 Jaz joins the podcast 36:53 Wedding stories you didn't see 39:06 Jaz rejects Chris' Mets gift 41:45 Should you preserve a wedding dress? 45:06 Has marriage changed anything? 47:10 Chris explains his new outlook on life UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Quince Go to https://Quince.com/chrissy for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Blue Chew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Is Chris Getting Cold Feet 48 Hours Before Wedding?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 24.06.2026 33λ

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris is just 48 hours away from his wedding and the panic is officially setting in. Broadcasting from the trunk of his car in Forest Hills, Chris talks wedding stress, cold feet, money problems, moving regrets, and why he may have made life way harder than it needed to be. Joined by friends and surprise guests, the crew debates marriage, mortgages, Father's Day weddings, soccer bets, and whether Chris should disappear until the ceremony starts. Chaos Bus episodes are back. Chapters 00:00 The Chaos Bus Returns 01:36 Can Marriage Feel New Every Week? 02:42 Escaping Wedding Responsibilities 03:18 Why Chris Needs Cash Wedding Gifts 04:32 Cold Feet Before The Wedding? 05:24 Money, Houses & Self-Sabotage 06:51 Friends Crash The Podcast 07:53 Wedding Suit Panic 08:50 Who's Really Coming To The Wedding? 10:23 Soccer Bets & Wedding Week Hangout 11:37 Airline Talk & Travel Complaints 13:03 Family Stories Before The Wedding 14:25 Father's Day Wedding Controversy 15:29 Wedding Guest Drama 18:18 Writing Wedding Vows 20:38 Ad Break 23:06 Chris Explains The Wedding Gift Bags 24:07 Missing The Knicks Championship Parade 26:09 Why Chris Almost Skipped This Episode 27:03 Five Days Without Sleeping In The Same Room 27:27 Most Awkward Podcast Moment Ever 31:06 Pivoting To Infidelity & Relationships UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Blue Chew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Lucy Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at https://lucy.co/CHAOS with promo code CHAOS! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon Celebrate Knicks Championship By Getting Rocked Off Eddys 17.06.2026 1ώ 31λ

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas Mike Cannon returns to Chrissy Chaos for one of the most old-school episodes we've done in years. Live from the Chaos Bus in Nyack, NY, Chris and Mike talk about the Knicks championship, fatherhood, marriage, growing older, the end of the original Chrissy Chaos era, and why they're still friends after all these years. Along the way they're interrupted by fans, family members, dogs, and complete strangers. This is classic Chaos. Subscribe and leave a comment if you want Mike Cannon back on the show more often. 00:00 Mike Cannon Returns 05:04 Knicks Championship Euphoria 16:35 Ads 19:07 Fan Interruptions and Father's Day Wedding 29:26 High School Fights and Wedding Planning 38:18 Chris' Food Binge Disaster 44:00 Why Chrissy Chaos Ended 48:00 Amish Country Stories 58:00 Marriage, Kids and Life Changes 1:22:00 Final Thoughts SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! https://mengotomars.com | 50% off for life + Free Shipping + 3 Free Gifts Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Eric D’Alessandro Gets Real About Fatherhood, Comedy & Family Pressure | Chrissy Chaos 10.06.2026 1ώ 7λ

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Comedian Eric D’Alessandro joins Chrissy Chaos for a hilarious conversation from Arthur Avenue in the Bronx. The guys dive into anxiety, fatherhood, marriage, stand-up comedy, social media fame, growing up Catholic, and why so many comedians are frustrated with the changing entertainment landscape. Eric opens up about raising two young kids, balancing family life with comedy, and his unique path from viral videos to sold-out theaters. Plus, Chris and Eric debate weddings, comedy etiquette, internet fame, and whether stand-up comedians are too obsessed with how other people found success. A chaotic, honest, and funny conversation with one of New York's fastest-rising comedians. #ChrissyChaos #EricDAlessandro #ComedyPodcast Chapter Timestamps 00:00 Anxiety, adrenaline & life on stage 01:09 Recording from Arthur Avenue in the Bronx 03:05 Baseball stories and MLB clubhouses 04:17 Eric's Italian comedy origins 06:00 Fatherhood and life with two kids 07:49 Weddings, graduations and family obligations 09:30 Chris announces his wedding plans 11:24 Arthur Avenue character interruption 13:17 Kids at weddings debate 17:27 Firefighters interrupt the podcast 18:18 Being excluded from events 19:40 Wedding planning without the drama 21:40 Why comedians hate post-show small talk 25:03 Chris' comedy process before shows 26:12 Growing up Catholic 28:24 Family pressure and comedy careers 34:59 Sketch comedy vs stand-up comedy 39:08 Comedy Store politics and building an audience 41:40 Does stand-up alone create stars? 45:39 Why comedians get bitter about social media UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Head to https://www.tryfum.com/CHAOS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Little Mo Got Locked in a Mental Hospital for 45 Days | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 03.06.2026 1ώ 1λ

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Little Mo returns to the Chaos Bus and immediately delivers one of the wildest episodes yet. From getting mistaken for a Yankees insider to becoming a Bills Mafia legend, nothing is off limits. Mo opens up about his bipolar diagnosis, the mental hospital stay that changed his life, gambling addiction, hypochondria, and the moments that nearly sent his life off the rails. Along the way, he and Chrissy dive into comedy, sports fandom, Buffalo Bills culture, and plenty of classic Little Italy chaos. A completely unfiltered conversation with one of the most unique personalities on the internet. Timestamps 00:00 Intro & Apple Guy in Little Italy 01:24 Yankees, Mets & Nick Turturro's Ticket Drama 03:06 The Infamous LA Story 05:00 Why People Care Less About Words Today 06:51 Chrissy's "Gay Guy" Persona Explained 11:28 Little Mo Opens Up About Bipolar Disorder 11:48 Waking Up in a Mental Hospital 15:23 Gambling Addiction & Life-Changing Diagnosis 18:18 Little Mo's New Show Idea 19:21 Meeting His Wife in Las Vegas 20:35 Being Mistaken for Albanian 21:28 Knicks Fandom & Sports Culture 24:47 Forgetting Passwords & Getting Older 25:17 Leaving Construction for Social Media 26:43 Jewish Fans, Williamsburg & Viral Content 28:47 Shopping, Confidence & Getting Sold Anything 31:30 The Workplace Story That Started It All 38:12 Becoming a Buffalo Bills Superfan 39:40 How Bills Mafia Changed His Life 42:25 Fan Encounters in Little Italy 45:15 The Cost of College & Parenting 50:00 Street Interviews & Chaos Bus Shenanigans 55:00 Life Advice, Sports & Social Media 01:00:00 Final Thoughts Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Do More People Know Subway Takes Khareem Rahma Than Chris?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 27.05.2026 1ώ 21λ

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Kareem Rahma joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for one of the most chaotic episodes yet. Chris and Kareem talk Subway Takes, New York City, getting recognized on the street, internet discourse, comedy, the Knicks, aliens, phone addiction, food, and what happens when a full second podcast breaks out in the middle of Chrissy Chaos. Plus, Chris gives Kareem an actual physical therapy session in the trunk, random New Yorkers jump into the show, and the whole episode turns into pure downtown NYC chaos. Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos every week. Timestamps00:00 Kareem Rahma joins the Chaos Bus 01:12 Kareem becomes the “Brown WASP” 01:26 The viral stoop debate 03:11 Kareem reacts to old Chrissy Chaos comments 05:48 Knicks tickets, Sam Morril and courtside dreams 07:01 Aliens, pyramids and conspiracy talk 10:04 Kareem’s new cab show 11:14 New Jersey transplant debate 15:00 Getting recognized in public 15:21 Kareem on Subway Takes becoming late night 16:13 Chris’ awkward Ziwe story 19:15 Could Chris survive Ziwe? 21:09 BlueChew ad 22:12 Kareem’s parents and immigrant story 23:23 Is Chris conservative? 24:14 Chris gives Kareem physical therapy 27:30 Kareem’s tattoo removal 32:20 Chris gives Kareem shoulder exercises 36:03 Apple Store mission 36:27 Mud Water ad 38:10 Ronnie Chieng drops in 39:01 Chris wants to dunk again 40:21 Kareem gets recognized more than Chris 43:23 Chris returns to his old SoHo block 44:48 Kareem comes back from the Apple Store 45:55 Gyro vs. euro 46:13 Chris gets misidentified 47:47 Jesus vs. Muhammad in SoHo 48:39 Peptides and street chaos 50:03 Chris as the nice jock 51:18 Food, culture and NYC 01:01:00 Italian-American identity 01:03:00 Comedy roasts and the line 01:06:42 A podcast interrupts the podcast 01:08:57 The cat joins the show 01:11:18 Advice for young comedians 01:15:50 Trunk Takes? 01:17:23 Peptides, weight loss and getting food 01:18:39 Kareem wraps the episode UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com MUDWTER Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR with code chaos at https://mudwtr.com/chaos! #mudwtrpod Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Mark Normand on Fatherhood, Comedy Burnout & Why the Suburbs SUCK | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 20.05.2026 1ώ 1λ

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris Distefano is joined by Mark Normand LIVE from the Chaos Bus in Brooklyn for one of the most honest comedy conversations yet. Mark talks about becoming a dad, chasing success in stand-up, burnout from the constant grind of podcasts and social media, the loneliness of comedy, moving to the suburbs, Netflix Is A Joke, crowd work culture, aliens, peptides, parenting, and why comics can never truly relax. PLUS: crackheads interrupt the episode, the boys debate NYC vs suburb life, and Mark explains why he still does pushups every single day. #MarkNormand #ChrissyChaos #ComedyPodcast Timestamps 00:00 Mark Normand enters the Chaos Bus 01:58 Aliens, Jimmy Carter & religion conspiracy theories 04:15 Tom Brady roast reactions & Tony Hinchcliffe discussion 06:50 Crackhead interruption in Brooklyn 11:42 Netflix Is A Joke stories & celebrity encounters 13:20 How fatherhood changed Mark Normand 15:28 Real talk about comedy success & loneliness 17:10 Burnout from stand-up, podcasts & social media 18:01 Ari Shaffir’s lifestyle vs family life 20:30 Chris regrets moving to the suburbs 21:48 Why Mark stayed in Brooklyn 24:04 BlueChew ad read chaos 24:56 LA politics & Spencer Pratt discussion 26:16 Politics exhaustion & modern outrage culture 29:01 Tom Segura, saying “no” & comedy boundaries 30:30 Mark’s workout routine & fitness philosophy 35:29 Peptides, injections & internet doctors 37:38 Why Mark avoids drugs but loves sugar 39:15 Comedy jealousy, algorithms & comparison 40:05 Therapy, acceptance & changing priorities 41:30 Why success doesn’t feel the way comics expect 42:15 Queens vs Manhattan upbringing 43:30 Chris admits he regrets leaving NYC UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Chris Gets Ghosted By His Peptide Dealer & Obsesses Over Aliens | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 13.05.2026 1ώ 8λ

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Comedian Chris Distefano is back LIVE from the Chaos Bus in NYC with another completely unhinged solo episode of Chrissy Chaos. Chris talks UFO conspiracies, the newly released “alien files,” parenting anxiety, Knicks courtside stories, buying a Tesla for Jasmine, awkward celebrity recognition moments, and the realities of podcast breakups. PLUS: Chrissy debates whether aliens would destroy religion, explains why he wants to retire to Manhattan, talks about raising kids without fear, and gives his take on the recent podcast world drama involving Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh. Chaos Bus episodes are officially becoming their own universe. #ChrisDistefano #ChrissyChaos #ComedyPodcast Chapter Timestamps 00:00 Chaos Bus Returns From the Upper West Side 02:10 Mother’s Day Plans & Family Chaos 04:20 Chris Dreams of Living in Manhattan 05:20 Fame, Recognition & Celebrity Embarrassment 09:00 Trump UFO Files & Alien Conspiracies 10:35 Chrissy’s Awkward Street Interview Attempt 12:10 Why the Chaos Bus Format Works 15:20 Chris Explains His Anxiety & OCD Habits 16:05 BlueChew Ad Read 17:15 FÜM Ad Read 18:50 College Basketball Anxiety Stories 20:15 Relationship Anxiety vs Jealousy 22:00 Parenting, School Stress & Childhood Trauma 23:45 Why Chris Hates Filming in Public 25:00 Chaos Bus Rapid Fire Game 27:15 Parallel Parking Appreciation Segment 29:00 Raising Kids Without Fear 30:35 NYPD Pulls Up to the Chaos Bus 32:00 Politics, Parenting & Social Commentary 33:40 Chris Announces He’s Buying a Tesla 37:40 Upcoming Stand-Up Dates 38:15 Podcast Breakups & Schulz/Akaash Discussion 43:40 Knicks Courtside Stories & Joel Embiid’s Feet 46:25 Hantavirus, UFOs & Conspiracy Theories 50:35 Prince Street Pizza Disaster & Sneaker Talk UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Fum Head to https://www.tryfum.com/CHAOS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Sam Morril Wonders if Chris Is Actually Jewish | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 06.05.2026 1ώ 12λ

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Comedian Sam Morril jumps into the Chaos Bus with Chris Distefano for one of the funniest and most chaotic episodes yet. The guys talk Knicks playoff madness, bombing in front of baseball legends at the Rawlings Gold Glove Awards, awkward run-ins with Jerry Seinfeld, comedy horror stories, New York City, parenting, relationships, and why every comedian eventually embarrasses themselves in front of their heroes. They also dive into old Just For Laughs stories featuring comics like Pete Davidson, Andrew Schulz, Mark Normand and more, plus Chris opens up about getting older, injuries, anxiety, and trying to dunk again before his birthday. This episode is absolute NYC chaos. #ChrissyChaos #ChrisDistefano #SamMorril #ComedyPodcast #NYCComedy Timestamps 00:00 Knicks playoff chaos begins 02:10 Sam Morril’s brutal Gold Glove Awards bomb story 05:20 Why comedy at sports dinners NEVER works 08:55 Famous comedians bombing at corporate gigs 11:05 Meeting Yankees legends & crying over Bernie Williams 12:35 The legendary Just For Laughs class 15:20 Colin Quinn, acting & stepping outside comfort zones 19:05 Chris talks injuries, recovery & dunking again 22:15 NBA podcasts, wild jokes & getting edited 24:15 The Chaos Bus starts malfunctioning 26:00 BlueChew ad chaos 27:05 Moms reacting to stand-up comedy 29:45 Embarrassing family reactions to jokes 31:00 Is New York actually getting worse? 32:45 The fake JPMorgan scandal story 35:00 Woman loses her eye during childbirth story 38:00 Being a bad driver & masculinity 39:15 Wallpapering, parenting & dad responsibilities 40:20 Chris secretly being Jewish 42:00 Parenting, fear & disciplining kids UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Chris And Jaz Go To WAR Over Garage Doors 29.04.2026 56λ

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chrissy is recording straight out of his trunk, running on no sleep after a brutal night with a sick dog, dealing with garage door drama, and somehow still trying to hold it together for a podcast. Jaz joins as the first official Chaos Bus guest, things immediately spiral, and we somehow end up doing physical therapy in the back of the car. 00:00 Chaos Bus debut from the trunk 01:00 No sleep, sick dog chaos 02:30 Jasmine joins the Chaos Bus 04:00 Chaos Bus concept explained 06:00 Dentist trip + Staten Island plans 08:30 Wedding talk + Father’s Day debate 10:00 Mets event recap (and bombing) 12:30 Chaos Bus unboxing (Mets gifts) 16:00 “Physical therapy” segment begins 20:00 Shoulder diagnosis goes off the rails 23:00 Chaos Bus therapy advice 25:00 Garage door disaster begins 27:30 BlueChew ad read 29:00 Garage situation spirals 32:00 Chaos Bus reality check 35:00 Relationship dynamics + advice talk 38:00 Vito hospital scare story 42:00 T-ball parenting moment 45:00 Atlantic City vs Vegas rant 47:00 WrestleMania weekend chaos 49:00 Fans crossing the line UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Upgrade your denim game with rag & bone! Get 20% off sitewide with code CHRISSY at www.rag-bone.com #ragandbonepod Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  New York Stories, Old School Parenting, and Marriage Advice w/ Nick Turturro 25.04.2026 27λ

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chaos in the back of a minivan in New York City. This episode of Chrissy Chaos goes everywhere — from classic NYC energy and wild childhood stories to Knicks frustrations, old-school parenting, and real marriage advice that actually hits. We get into how New York has changed, growing up with tough parents, relationships, family life, and a birthday dinner that takes a turn you won’t believe. It’s unpredictable, it’s honest, and it’s exactly what you expect when you record a podcast in the back of a car. Subscribe for new episodes every week. 00:00 Podcast in a Minivan 00:01 New York Energy vs Everywhere Else 00:02 Wild Childhood & Old School Parenting 00:05 Has NYC Changed? Safety & Street Stories 00:06 Italian Restaurant Debate in Queens 00:08 Knicks Talk & NBA Rant 00:10 Acting Stories & NYPD Blue 00:12 Catholic School & Growing Up in Queens 00:14 Love Story & Marriage Talk 00:16 Real Marriage Advice 00:18 Family Life & Relationships 00:20 BlueChew Ad Read 00:21 Birthday Dinner Goes Wrong 00:23 Injury, Surgery & Physical Therapy Talk UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Getting Roasted for Not Knowing Basic Life Skills | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 15.04.2026 1ώ 3λ

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Chrissy Chaos is back and this time the Reverse Advice Hotline delivers. Chrissy and Vito talk weight loss, weird food habits, David Cross, Jasmin’s birthday, home ownership stress, and then open the lines for fans to tell Chrissy exactly how to fix his life. The callers do not disappoint. Chrissy gets roasted for not knowing tools, told to stop moving, pushed into “man bootcamp,” and somehow ends up in a full debate about confidence, dating, daughters, and whether he can survive adulthood. Absolute chaos from start to finish. Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos and drop a comment with your best advice for Chrissy. Timestamps 00:00 Chrissy’s new look, the lights, and the Reverse Advice Hotline 01:21 Chrissy’s weight loss, peptides, protein yogurt, and avocado talk 04:40 Vito’s banana disaster and getting diarrhea from Chrissy 05:37 Jasmine’s birthday problem and why Chrissy needs help 06:15 David Cross, fake voicemail chaos, and comedian stories 08:58 House stress, money pressure, and Delilah manipulating basketball time 11:11 Reverse Advice Hotline begins 11:32 Jacob calls in and tells Chrissy to buy tools 16:34 Tool talk turns completely insane 20:28 Von says Chrissy has to stop moving 25:31 Arizona, the original 13 colonies, and saving Atlanta over Chicago 27:20 Elise creates “man bootcamp” for Chrissy 29:32 Can Chrissy actually change a tire? 33:42 Jasmine birthday advice from Elise 37:42 Nick calls in with the wildest confidence boost of the episode 41:11 Group chat recap: tools, confidence, and total insanity 46:05 Chrissy tries to figure out Jasmine’s actual birthday plan 48:58 Ireland trip debate: nanny or mom? 53:58 Trump, the Pope, and late-show chaos 58:28 Who should Chrissy call next? 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  What The Hell Is a DOG COMMUNICATOR?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 08.04.2026 1ώ 29λ

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy We’re BACK on video… In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris explains why he HAD to bring video back (hint: it involves a house, a wedding, and a LOT of money). Meanwhile, Josephine the dog completely takes over the studio, Vito is barely surviving with duct-taped equipment, and the Reverse Advice Hotline returns with some of the most unhinged callers yet. From real estate advice to vegan weight loss, dating chaos, and even a dog communicator who claims she can read Josephine’s mind… this episode is absolute madness. Plus: Easter drama, family dynamics, and the realization that adulthood might just be one long expensive mistake. Subscribe for new episodes every week. And yes… video is here to stay. 00:00 We’re BACK on video (and I’m broke) 02:00 The real reason we NEED video 05:30 House problems & expensive upgrades 08:00 Dog chaos begins (Josephine takeover) 11:30 Reverse Advice Hotline returns 14:30 Real estate advice call 20:00 Vegan weight loss guy (Sea Bass) 27:00 Wild relationship + life advice caller 34:00 Dog communicator joins… gets weird 48:00 Ranking the callers 52:00 Chaos recap & best advice 56:30 Jasmine call + tooth drama 01:00:00 Easter recap & family dynamics 01:07:00 Old house problems & real estate talk 01:13:00 Future of the show + hotline rules UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Reverse Advice Hotline Got Out of Control | Chris Disefano is Chrissy Chaos 01.04.2026 1ώ 15λ

  Chrissy is spiraling… and this episode proves it. From breaking down a massive financial mistake with his house to debating testosterone therapy, Chrissy Chaos gets REAL in this audio-only episode. But instead of giving advice… he flips the script. 📞 Introducing the Reverse Advice Hotline — where fans give HIM advice. And let’s just say… it gets chaotic fast. We’ve got: A brutally honest breakdown of overspending and financial stress The reality of family, pressure, and feeling stuck Wild calls from fans (including a sailing instructor and a Reiki “witch”) A moment that somehow turns into matchmaking?! Behind-the-scenes stories from a massive NYPD show at Madison Square Garden And a real conversation about work, purpose, and getting your life together This is Chrissy Chaos at its most unfiltered. Call the hotline: (929) 266-7934 00:00 Intro – Audio Only Chaos Begins 01:00 Health Talk – Cholesterol, Testosterone & TRT Debate 03:30 Dog Stories Get INSANE 06:00 Chrissy’s Financial Reality Hits Hard 08:30 “I Bought a House I Can’t Afford” 12:00 Too Many Podcasts? Feeling Overwhelmed 13:00 Reverse Advice Hotline Explained 15:00 Should He Sell the House or Stay? 20:00 Living Paycheck to Paycheck Reality Check 23:00 History Hyenas Saving His Career 26:00 Home Renovation Stress + Reality Check 29:00 Career Reflections & Madison Square Garden Story 32:00 NYPD Show Breakdown (Wild Crowd Story) 37:00 Jasmine Calls Mid-Pod (Classic Chaos) 40:00 Reverse Advice Call #1 – “Buy a Boat” 44:30 Reverse Advice Call #2 – Chakra Healing Gets Wild 53:00 Fans Meet Each Other… It Gets Weird 59:30 “Is My Life Actually Normal?” 01:00:30 TRT, Health & Getting Older Talk 01:05:00 Career Mindset & Self-Doubt 01:09:00 Conversation about Ron Bennington 01:12:00 Outro – Back to Moving Furniture Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  I Ran From a Fox… It Was a Squirrel 25.03.2026 1ώ 10λ

  #chrisdistefano Chris is back with another chaotic episode — and this one has everything. We’re going audio only (deal with it), calling fans for advice instead of giving it, and trying to figure out if Chris is even capable of owning a Siberian Husky. Things spiral fast when a “fox sighting” turns into a full sprint from… a squirrel. Chris calls dog trainer Justin Silver for real advice, but somehow ends up talking peptides, shock collars, and whether you can train a dog like a four-legged child. Then it’s Knicks courtside stories — including Tracy Morgan demanding Vito “lock the f*** in,” plus an all-time awkward celebrity interaction. We also get into: Chris potentially coaching his daughter’s T-ball team (terrifying) A secret bundt cake addiction Saint John’s obsession reaching dangerous levels And whether Chris is about to abandon his family for March Madness PLUS — the debut of the Reverse Advice Hotline. 📞 CALL IN: (929) 266-7934 Leave a voicemail and YOU might get called on the show. 0:00 Audio Only Chaos Begins 1:00 Ceiling Leak + “Actual Men” Fix It 2:00 Starving Before Podcast 3:00 Chris vs Audio-Only Haters 5:00 Reverse Advice Hotline Idea 6:45 Husky Controversy + Fan Comments 8:00 “Fox” vs Squirrel Incident 9:30 Calling Dog Trainer Justin Silver 12:00 How To Train a Husky Properly 15:00 Shock Collar Explanation 18:00 Trainer Hookup Gets Weird 20:00 LA vs NYC Debate 23:00 Peptides, TRT & Dog Injections 27:00 Bundt Cake Obsession 29:00 Courtside Knicks Experience 33:00 Tracy Morgan Interaction 37:00 Awkward Celebrity Moment 41:00 Sitting Courtside Struggles 45:00 Celebrities & Fighting Talk 46:30 Reverse Advice Hotline Plug 47:00 Opening Day + Mets Talk 49:00 T-Ball Coaching Debate 52:00 Saint John’s Madness Obsession #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitocalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  From NYC to Suburbs… Big Mistake?! | Chrissy Chaos Is BACK… And Chris Is Losing It 18.03.2026 1ώ 6λ

  Chrissy Chaos is BACK — and this time it’s audio only. Chris Distefano and Vito are back together after a long break, diving into everything from moving out of NYC, buying a house, anxiety spirals, relationships, and whether Chris made the biggest mistake of his life. From breaking a lawn mower on day one… to questioning EVERYTHING… to discovering peptides and internet health conspiracies — this episode is peak Chrissy Chaos. If you’ve ever made a big life decision and immediately panicked… this one’s for you. 🎧 New episodes every week (audio only) 🔥 Chaos is officially back 00:00 Chrissy Chaos Returns (Audio Only Era) 03:00 Moving Out of NYC & House Regret Begins 07:30 Lawn Mower Disaster (Day One Homeowner Fail) 10:00 “Did I Ruin My Life?” Anxiety Spiral 12:30 Learning to Be a Man (At 41) 15:30 Suburban Life vs City Life 18:30 Why Chrissy Chaos Stopped 21:00 Chris Has No Brakes (Jasmine Calls Him Out) 24:00 Expensive House Mistakes & Fence Story 26:30 Living the Wrong Life 28:30 “My Best Days Were Over” 31:00 Conspiracies, News & Chaos Talk 33:30 Chris Admits He Doesn’t Want the Dog 35:30 Jasmine Calls Into the Podcast 38:30 Dog Problems, Poop & Daily Chaos 41:30 Suburban Culture Shock (Garbage, Neighbors) 44:30 The Italian Neighbor Story 46:00 Peptides, Ozempic & Health Rabbit Hole 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitocalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  IRANIAN HOSTAGE CRISIS: Revolution, Diplomacy & a Hollywood Rescue 28.07.2025 41λ

  In 1979, Iranian revolutionaries stormed the U.S. Embassy in Tehran and took 52 Americans hostage, sparking a 444-day international crisis. Caught between shifting politics and fierce anti-American sentiment, the hostages endured beatings, mock executions, and months of isolation. Meanwhile, the world watched as President Jimmy Carter struggled to negotiate their release amid rising tensions and oil shocks. Discover how a daring CIA operation — involving a fake sci-fi movie called Argo — helped smuggle six diplomats to freedom. Dive into the behind-the-scenes drama of Iran’s revolution, U.S.-Iran relations, and the unexpected heroes who changed history. Perfect for fans of political thrillers, Cold War stories, and true tales of courage under fire. Don’t miss this gripping episode on one of the most intense hostage crises in modern history. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS House of Atlas - https://houseofatlas.com with promo code CHAOS for 20% off everything. SelectQuote - Life insurance is never cheaper than it is today. Get the right life insurance for YOU, for LESS, and save more than fifty percent at https://selectquote.com/chaos Thrive Market - Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/CHAOS, to get thirty percent off your first order, plus a FREE sixty dollar gift just for signing up. BlueChew - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. Christories Disclaimer* it is important to note that Christories knowledge and understanding of historical events, facts, and figures may not be 100% accurate or complete! Note that information in this episode has been lightly researched and we encourage you to continue your learning outside of this episode too, Babes! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋‍♀️ Venetia Geras - Writer / Producer Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices