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• Ajay Ambekar on Maharashtra Politics, VIP Protocol, Bureaucracy & Election Tamasha | Cyrus Says 01.06.2026 44m

  Welcome to Cyrus Says!In this episode, Cyrus is joined by Ajay Ambekar, an ex-bureaucrat, former PRO to multiple Chief Ministers of Maharashtra, and a man who has worked deep inside the machinery of government, media strategy, culture, and VIP protocol. The conversation moves from how politicians are actually briefed, how media planning works inside government, and what VIP protocol really means, to the strange, funny, and revealing realities of Indian bureaucracy. The episode also dives into Ajay Ambekar’s new board game, Election Tamasha, a politically incorrect, satire-driven game based on Indian elections, dirty politics, factions, corruption, and the absurdity of power. Along the way, the two discuss board-game culture in India, election symbols, VIP convoys, ministers, protocol, and why politics is far messier, smarter, and more human than most people assume. Funny, sharp, and packed with insider insight, this is a must-watch for anyone curious about Indian politics and how the system really works. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• Sahil Shah on Cockroach Politics, Road Rage & Comedy Culture | Cock & Bull with Cyrus Says 29.05.2026 58m

  This episode of Cock & Bull gets gloriously chaotic as Cyrus Broacha is joined by comedian Sahil Shah for a wildly funny breakdown of India’s most bizarre headlines and internet moments. From a convicted murderer secretly acting in Bollywood for 12 years, to a man spending 57 days in jail because airport officials mistook garam masala for heroin nothing is normal anymore. Sahil also talks about his new YouTube panel show Unpopular Opinions, comedy culture in India, late-night stand-up gigs, internet outrage, masculinity, nail polish debates, Mumbai traffic, political satire, and why road rage in Mumbai is mostly just performance art. The duo also dive into: The viral “Cockroach Janta Party” Ram Charan confusing Jasprit Bumrah for a footballer Mumbai Indians jokes in front of Nita Ambani Why comedians are basically freelancers with emotional damage The “Melodi” meme and Indian internet culture Featuring pure improv chaos, absurd tangents, and classic Cyrus-Sahil enerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• From Lower Parel Slums to Changing 10,000 Lives | Siddhesh Lokare | Sidiously | Cyrus Says 27.05.2026 1h 19m

  You know an episode is good when Cyrus slowly stops joking and starts listening properly. Siddhesh Lokare joins Cyrus to talk about growing up in Mumbai, studying beside bathroom lights, crashing lectures for content, paying Taj hotel bills in coins, and eventually travelling across Maharashtra trying to fix schools one village at a time. There are moments in this episode that are hilarious. There are moments that are genuinely heartbreaking. And then there are moments where Cyrus completely derails the conversation for absolutely no reason. So basically: perfect Cyrus Says episode. Also fair warning: After this episode you may suddenly feel guilty about complaining about Mumbai traffic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• Sufi Motiwala on Fashion Commentary, Cannes, Met Gala, Queer Identity & Internet Fame 25.05.2026 51m

  Welcome to Cyrus Says In this episode, Cyrus is joined by Sufi Motiwala, one of India’s most viral fashion commentators, for a sharp, funny, and surprisingly personal conversation about fashion criticism, internet fame, Cannes, the Met Gala, queer identity, beauty standards, reality TV drama, and building a voice online. Sufi opens up about leaving home young, navigating family acceptance, creating a bold online persona, and turning his passion for fashion into a career that now places him at the center of India’s digital style conversation. The episode also dives into Anna Wintour, Karan Johar, Met Gala looks, influencer culture, Traitors drama, trolling, hairline insecurity, and what it really takes to stand out in fashion media today. Smart, chaotic, candid, and deeply entertaining, this is Sufi at full power. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• Most Mumbai Conversation Ever Recorded | Aakash Mehta | Cock and Bull | Cyrus Says 22.05.2026 59m

  Comedian and entrepreneur Aakash Gupta joins the podcast for an absolutely chaotic conversation covering stand-up comedy, Mumbai life, IPL politics, NEET exam leaks, hair transplants, public transport, Indian parenting, comedy clubs, and everything in between. Aakash talks about returning to touring after a break, building Backspace comedy clubs across Mumbai, Pune, Ahmedabad and beyond, and what it takes to survive as a comic in India today. The episode spirals into hilarious discussions around IPL captaincy drama, politics, exam scams, public infrastructure, marriage, balding, startup culture, and the strange realities of modern Indian life. Expect classic unfiltered banter, dark humour, absurd observations, and surprisingly sharp commentary on India’s systems and society. Topics include: Aakash Gupta’s comedy comeback Building Backspace comedy venues NEET paper leak controversy IPL captaincy & Mumbai Indians drama Hair transplants and male insecurity Mumbai vs Delhi culture Indian weddings, parenting & relationships Public transport and political privilege Comedy industry realities Follow Aakash Gupta: @kuchbhiaakashFollow the hosts for more episodes and clips.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• From Bharatanatyam to Rock Stardom: Raghu Dixit on Cyrus Says 20.05.2026 55m

  One broken G-string, one angry Bharatanatyam student, and somehow… Glastonbury. Raghu Dixit walks into Cyrus Says with a guitar and enough stories to make three biopics nervous. From secretly learning guitar in Mysore because a friend called dance “not macho enough,” to borrowing a stranger’s guitar at Glastonbury and holding 3,000 people hostage with just his voice — this episode has everything. Cyrus and Raghu dive into Amma, the deeply personal song Raghu wrote after realizing he’d thanked everyone in life except his mother. But somewhere between rasam rice, Radio City jingles, Brian Adams concerts, Belgium miracles, and spiritual therapists handing him imaginary Grammys… this becomes a conversation about purpose, depression, survival, and why music still matters. Also featuring: Why Raghu almost became a scientist The accidental Bharatanatyam career Vishal-Shekhar discovering him at Zenzi Mental health, therapy & Glass Onion Why he sings in multiple languages live The greatest chai-bun success story ever told Follow Raghu Dixit: @theraghudixitprojectSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• Rochelle Pinto on Vogue India, Fashion, Journalism, Weddings, Media & Modern Style | Cyrus Says 18.05.2026 56m

  Welcome to Cyrus Says!In this episode of, Cyrus is joined by Rochelle Pinto, Head of Editorial Content at Vogue India, for a wildly entertaining conversation that moves from fashion, weddings, journalism, media, and celebrity culture to bizarre college stories, old-school editing rooms, and what it really takes to shape taste in modern India. Rochelle opens up about her unusual journey, from being a child RJ in Goa and a teenage journalist, to interviewing gangsters, surviving the brutal discipline of old-school newsrooms, writing sharp fashion commentary, and eventually rising through the ranks to lead editorial content at Vogue India. The episode also dives into the Vogue Wedding Atelier, the Met Gala, celebrity style, print vs digital media, and why fashion should be bold, fun, and never boring. Funny, fast, and packed with personality, this is a terrific episode on media, style, and storytelling.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• India’s Weirdest Habits & Wildest Politics | Punit Pania | Cyrus Says 15.05.2026 51m

  Comedian Punit Pania joins Cyrus for a chaotic and hilarious conversation covering everything from Bengal politics and Vijay’s political rise to Mumbai’s legendary spitting culture and Sindhi stereotypes. The episode dives into political commentary around Mamata Banerjee, BJP expansion, TVK’s rise, governor controversies, and the future of opposition politics in India, all mixed with classic Cyrus banter and Punit’s dry humour. They also discuss Mumbai’s civic sense problem, why Indians spit everywhere, littering culture, local trains, stand-up comedy touring life, language loss among Sindhis, papad stereotypes, and bizarre marriage/ferris wheel hypotheticals. Expect sharp political satire, observational comedy, and absolute nonsense in equal measure.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• Masturbation May, Situationships & Indian Families | Paramita Vohra | Cyrus Says 13.05.2026 1h 2m

   What happens when India finally starts talking honestly about sex? Filmmaker, writer, and Agents of Ishq founder Paramita Vohra joins Cyrus Says for a wildly funny, deeply honest, and unexpectedly emotional conversation around love, shame, desire, relationships, masculinity, loneliness, consent, masturbation, situationships, queer identity, Savita Bhabhi, MeToo, and everything Indian society still struggles to say out loud. From “Masturbation May” to public toilet cruising stories, from awkward sex education in Indian schools to why men are emotionally repressed, this episode swings between hilarious chaos and sharp social commentary every few minutes. The conversation also dives into Paramita’s new book Love, Sex and India, featuring real stories from Indians navigating intimacy, marriage, friendship, pleasure, trauma, secrecy, and vulnerability. Expect: Brutally honest takes on Indian sexuality Why shame creates bad relationships The truth about “situationships” Why Indian men struggle with vulnerability Queer desire & hidden sexual cultures MeToo, consent & workplace power dynamics Masturbation poetry (yes really) Featuring:Paramita Vohra - filmmaker, writer, founder of Agents of IshqBuy the book: Love, Sex and India -  https://books.google.co.in/books/about/Love_Sex_and_India_The_Agents_of_Ishq_An.html?id=YlXL0QEACAAJ&redir_esc=ySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• Amish Tripathi on AI, Indian History, Creativity, Mythology & the Future of Storytelling 11.05.2026 47m

  Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode, Cyrus is joined by bestselling author Amish Tripathi for a fascinating conversation on AI, creativity, Indian history, mythology, storytelling, and the future of ideas. From whether AI can ever truly replace writers to the danger of younger generations using it as a crutch, Amish breaks down the opportunities and risks of this rapidly changing world. The episode also dives into how Indian history has been misunderstood and under-taught, why our civilizational memory matters, how the British shaped historical narratives, and why ancient India’s achievements in trade, knowledge, and seafaring deserve far more attention. Also, Amish opens up about his podcast, his work in gaming, and the ambitious worlds he’s now building beyond books.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• Vijay’s Political Rise, Bengal Shock & Bollywood Chaos | Ft. Shantanu Anam & Akanksha Panda | Cock and Bull 08.05.2026 1h 10m

  Cyrus Broacha is joined by Shantanu Anam and Akanksha Panda from the Popcorn Hour podcast for an absolutely chaotic, hilarious and surprisingly sharp conversation covering politics, Bollywood, IPL controversies, internet culture and zombie films. The trio dives into the Bengal election shocker, Vijay’s massive political breakthrough with TVK in Tamil Nadu, Rahul Gandhi’s public image, IPL “girlfriend culture,” Virat Kohli fandom, and why Bollywood podcasts often struggle to stay honest. Along the way, they also discuss Popcorn Hour’s rise as a Bollywood movie discussion show and Shantanu’s upcoming zombie comedy film Indian Institute of Zombies. Expect conversations about: Bengal election results & TMC defeat Vijay and TVK’s political entry Bollywood industry realities IPL controversies and Vibhas Suryavanshi debate Stand-up comedy, internet outrage & podcast culture Indian Institute of Zombies movie Why Indian podcasts work best when unfiltered  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• Reality Shows, Hustle & Staying Real | Mr. Faisu AKA Faisal Shaikh | Cyrus Says 06.05.2026 1h 1m

  In this candid and inspiring conversation, Cyrus Broacha sits down with Faisal Shaikh, popularly known as Mr Faisu, one of India’s biggest digital creators with over 34 million followers.Faisu shares his journey from growing up in a modest background in Mumbai to becoming a social media sensation. He talks about survival mindset, early struggles, and how he started creating content with his “07” group during the early days of Instagram.The episode dives deep into:  His first earnings (₹300 from Instagram!)   Building a career through consistency and content   Reality show experiences: Khatron Ke Khiladi, MasterChef, Jhalak Dikhhla Jaa  Why he avoids “game-playing” and stays authentic   His strong bond with friends and family despite fame   Fitness discipline and lifestyle choices   Future plans in acting, OTT, and films  Faisu also reflects on humility, loyalty, and why staying grounded matters even after massive success.A must-watch for creators, aspiring influencers, and anyone chasing big dreams.Follow:Faisal Shaikh (Mr Faisu): @mr_faisu_07Cyrus Broacha: @cyrus_broachaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• Aditya Kripalani on ‘Mein Actor Nahi Hoon’, Nawazuddin Siddiqui & Making Cinema Against the Odds 04.05.2026 59m

  Welcome to Cyrus Says!In this episode, Cyrus is joined by artist and filmmaker Aditya Kripalani, who drops by to talk about his new film ‘Mein Actor Nahi Hoon’, releasing in theatres on 8th May. The film stars Nawazuddin Siddiqui and Chitrangada Singh, and its concept is as wild as it is ambitious, shot live across two countries, with the actors performing in real time over video call. What follows is a fascinating conversation about filmmaking, risk, performance, and what it really takes to create something original.The episode also dives into Aditya’s unusual creative journey, from FTII to advertising, from writing books and songs to crowdfunding films, busking in Mumbai locals, and choosing art over comfort again and again. Funny, thoughtful, and refreshingly honest, this is a great episode for anyone who loves cinema, storytelling, and artists who truly do things their own way.To our new listeners, this is Cyrus Says where cinema, chaos, and crazy ideas always make for a great conversation.And to our regular ones, Welcome Back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• Showed Him My Best Clips and his reaction shocked me | Mikhaail Broacha | Cyrus Says 01.05.2026 48m

  Welcome to Cyrus Says!  In this special episode, Cyrus Broacha is joined by his son Mikhaail Broacha for a hilarious reaction session to some of the most memorable moments from the show. From Bollywood stars like Anupam Kher, Shruti Haasan, Ali Fazal, Jamie Lever to cricket legends like Muttiah Muralitharan and Makaya Ntini, the episode revisits iconic clips but with a twist. Mikhaail, who openly admits he doesn’t follow films or pop culture, reacts to these moments with complete honesty (and confusion). The episode blends comedy, generational contrast, and candid conversations covering everything from celebrity culture and nepotism to fitness transformations and cricket analysis. It also dives into unexpected territory like maps, flags, and Mikhaail’s unique interests, making for a chaotic yet entertaining watch. If you enjoy unfiltered conversations, celebrity anecdotes, and a fresh outsider perspective on Indian pop culture, this one’s for you. Featuring:Cyrus Broacha (Host, Comedian)Mikail Broacha (Junior Broacha) Follow:Cyrus Broacha: @‌whatcyrussaysIVM Podcasts: @‌ivmpodcastsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• Parsi Identity Explained: Law, Gender & Controversy | Cyrus Says | Prochy Mehta & Sanaya Dalal, Sanaya Mehta Vyas 29.04.2026 1h 2m

  In this episode of Cyrus Says, Cyrus Broacha is joined by Prochy Mehta, Sanaya Dalal, and Sanaya Mehta Vyas for a thought-provoking conversation on identity, law, and gender within the Parsi community. At the heart of the discussion is a critical question: Who gets to be called a Parsi? The episode explores how historical laws and their modern-day interpretations have created a divide—especially when it comes to interfaith marriages and the rights of women. While children of Parsi men are often accepted within the community, those of Parsi women can face exclusion, raising serious questions about equality and fairness. The conversation also touches on ongoing Supreme Court cases that could potentially reshape how identity is defined in the community. From the role of religious institutions to contradictions in policies like the “Jiyo Parsi” scheme, this episode unpacks the complex intersection of tradition, law, and personal choice. A sharp, honest, and often humorous take on a deeply sensitive issue—this isn’t just about one community, but about identity and rights in modern India.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• Priyanka Bose on Nirbhaya, Lion, The Wheel of Time, Struggle & Motherhood 27.04.2026 58m

  Welcome to Cyrus Says !In this episode, Cyrus is joined by actor and model Priyanka Bose for a sharp, funny, and deeply honest chat about her journey from Delhi to Mumbai, discovering performance through dance and theatre, struggling through auditions, and building a career on her own terms. From her early years in the arts to finding her footing in films, international projects, and powerful stage work, Priyanka opens up like never before. The conversation also dives into Nirbhaya, Lion, The Wheel of Time, life as an outsider in the industry, motherhood, marriage, money, independence, and why women owning their freedom still feels radical. Thoughtful, fearless, funny, and completely unfiltered, this is Priyanka Bose at her most real.To our new audience, this is 'Cyrus Says', where one conversation can go from film sets and finance to feminism, food, and full-blown life philosophy.And to our regular ones, Welcome Back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• Reservations, IPL & Adulting | Shreyas Manohar | Cyrus Says 24.04.2026 1h 3m

  What happens when an Ivy League graduate with a $200,000 degree, chooses stand-up comedy over a high-paying corporate job?In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of Cyrus Says, Cyrus Broacha grills Shreyas about privilege, passion, and the absurd economics of comedy. From pretending to be broke in Bandra to having a family that owns 48 restaurants worldwide, this episode is a masterclass in contradictions.They dive into:  The reality of chasing comedy over money   Ivy League dreams vs Indian parental expectations   The myth of the “struggling artist”   Why stand-up might be the worst financial decision ever And Some Cock and Bull Questions It’s chaotic, self-aware, and packed with classic Cyrus wit.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• India's Top Brain Surgeon Admits What No Doctor Ever Will | Dr. Mazda Turel | Cyrus Says 22.04.2026 1h 4m

  What happens when one of India’s leading neurosurgeons sits down with Cyrus Says? You get a conversation that swings between life, death, absurd humor, and unbelievable real-life stories. Dr. Mazda Turel, brain & spine surgeon, author of Bheja Fry, and someone who has seen the full spectrum of human emotion, shares stories that are equal parts fascinating and bizarre. From patients who defy medical science to stories that sound too crazy to be true, this episode is a rare peek inside the mind of a surgeon. Expect: Wild real-life surgery stories The emotional reality of being a doctor Why humor is essential in medicine The truth about life, death, and everything in between And yes… that Pope story This episode is not just about medicine — it’s about perspective. 🎧 Watch the full episode on Cyrus Says YouTube🎙️ Also available on all audio streaming platformsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• Vinay Pathak and Rajat Kapoor on Theatre, Friendship & ‘Everybody Loves Sohrab Handa’ | Cyrus Says 20.04.2026 52m

  Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode, Cyrus is joined by Vinay Pathak and Rajat Kapoor, who reunite to talk about their new film ‘Everybody Loves Sohrab Handa’, a murder mystery directed by Rajat with Vinay in the lead. The conversation moves from the film’s unusual premise to their long creative bond built through theatre, films, and years of friendship. The episode also dips into their journey after Bheja Fry, old audition stories, theatre rehearsals, unreleased films, and the madness of working together over the years. Funny, nostalgic, and wildly unpredictable, this is a classic Cyrus Says conversation with two of Indian cinema’s most loved collaborators. To our new listeners, this is ‘Cyrus Says’, where old friends, great stories, and total chaos come together in the best way. And to our regular ones, Welcome back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• Samay Raina, Ranveer & Everything Wrong With India ft. Punit Pania 17.04.2026 53m

  What happens when you put two guys with too many opinions and not enough filters in a room together? You get this episode. Cyrus is joined by comedian and corporate escapee Punit Pania, and from the jump, absolutely nothing is off-limits. Mumbai's train chaos, automatic doors that'll cook you alive, India's walkability crisis, and Puneet's bold 19-trains-instead-of-20 economic theory. Then things get spicy. They dissect Samay Raina's unlikely glow-up, Ranveer Allahbadia's punchable energy, Kunal Kamra's legendary refusal to apologise, and the India-Pakistan peace talks nobody asked for but everyone has opinions about. Also featuring: a heartfelt nod to the iconic Asha Bhosle, expired protein shakes, and an OnlyFans conversation that went exactly as far as you'd expect. Punit's live in Gurugram on the 18th and Noida on the 19th go catch him before he pivots to railway ministry.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.