God Awful Movies

Episodios

• 561: Mercy Streets 16.06.2026 1h 34m

  This week, we reach back into the earlier, slightly less pathetic portions of the career of both David AR White and David AR White, who take on dual roles in Mercy Streets.
• 560: In the Blink of an Eye (2009) 09.06.2026 1h 22m

  This week, David AR White hopes to trick people into being Christian with his sweet wrist control and washboard abs.
• 559: The 7th Commandment 02.06.2026 1h 42m

  This week, Amanda Stern joins us for an atheist review of The Seventh Commandment; a story of what noir looks like when Christians try to do it without being so edgy.
• 558: The Apple 26.05.2026 1h 44m

  This week, Lydia and Thomas from the Where There's Woke podcast join us for the most fabulous film in the history of God Awful Movies.
• 557: Average Joe 19.05.2026 1h 56m

  This week, Marsh joins us to marvel at how silly our legal system AND our game called football are.
• 556: Sins of Jezebel 12.05.2026 1h 24m

  We're joined by the inimitable Cara Santa Maria for an atheist review of Sins of Jezebel, one of many biblical stories of women being the source of evil in the world.
• 555: The Carpenter 05.05.2026 1h 42m

  This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Carpenter, the story of Jesus as told through an MMA fight club in Nazareth, complete with anachronisms that would seem like a bit much to Fred Flintstone.
• 554: The Keys of the Kingdom 28.04.2026 2h

  This week, Vin from the Black Nerd Culture podcast joins us to break down a movie that is almost unbelievably bad. It's called "The Keys of the Kingdom," and if you read that and assume that I mistyped "The Keys to the Kingdom," you're just getting your first taste of this filmmaker's attention to detail.
• 553: Beauty and the Atheist 21.04.2026 2h 28m

  This week, science's very own Forrest Valkai joins us for an atheist review of Beauty and the Atheist; the story of what Donald James Parker would've said during that evolution debate if he'd thought of it ... and been a sexy young woman that Forrest couldn't resist.
• 552: House of Numbers 14.04.2026 1h 52m

  This week, Michael Marshall joins us for another reluctant foray into the dark world of AIDS denialism. Which is just a fantastic premise for a comedy show.
• 551: Melania - Live from San Francisco! 07.04.2026 2h 9m

  This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us as we double the viewership of Amazon's Melania documentary, live from the City by the Bay.
• 550: The Girl Who Believes in Miracles 31.03.2026 1h 56m

  This week, Jay Novella of The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe joins us to review a movie so generically dumb we couldn't tell for sure if we'd already watched it.
• 549: The Divine Protector: Master Salt Begins 24.03.2026 1h 47m

  This week, we delve back into the world of the Happy Science Cult for one of their live action features; this one about a seasoning-based vengeance hero.
• 548: Restoring Grace 17.03.2026 2h 7m

  This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Restoring Grace. It's Cara's second foray into the Wright family filmography and a terrifying new window into that family's kinks.---To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcastIf you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
• 547: Chariots of the Gods 10.03.2026 1h 31m

  Dr. Alice Howarth and Michael Marshall join us to figure out if big stuff was aliens in a review of Chariots of the Gods. I won't spoil it.
• 546: In God's Time 03.03.2026 1h 47m

  This week, Heath Lambert from That's So Random joins us for something about a god and watches.
• 545: Commander Kellie and the Superkids: Sword 24.02.2026 2h 9m

  This week, Donavan and Zak from Jesus Stole Our Movies join us for the second in Kenneth Copeland's daughter's vanity project about a child army.
• 544: The Carpenter's Son 17.02.2026 1h 35m

  This week, we welcome Nic Cage back into our lives with an atheist review of The Carpenter's Son. It's a movie so nakedly blasphemous and divorced from its source material that we very nearly got upset on Christianity's behalf.
• 543: Hell and Mr. Fudge 10.02.2026 1h 42m

  Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Hell and Mr. Fudge, another one of those "based on a true story" movies about a bunch of inscrutable church drama that makes no sense to people standing outside the religion.
• 542: No Safe Spaces 03.02.2026 2h 14m

  This week, Thomas and Lydia from the Where There's Woke podcast join us as we rewind the clock to a time when the folks on the right were pretty sure the left was ushering in fascism by not laughing at their jokes hard enough.