The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson
Riik Ameerika Ühendriigid
Žanrid Komöödia
Keel EN
Osad 1028
Viimane 24.09.2026

The Morning Stream is a daily morning podcast hosted by Scott Johnson, part of the Frogpants Network. It airs Monday through Thursday and covers a mix of news, culture, politics, and casual talk. The show offers a regular dose of commentary and discussion to start the day. Episodes are available on Acast.

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  • TMS 3073: Dolly Bots Roll Out 24.09.2026 1t 16min
    Is Barry Gonna Try To Smuggle Grapes?? Captain Ibbott: The Printer Soldier. Mosquitos and Russian Hookers. People like 'em long. Airport Malaria Phenomenon. Nerd Culture Indoctrination. Bend over and show 'em the star. Sticky Outy Wings. I don't like DEEEEEEEEEET! Not my circus, not my monkeys. Crappy Three-Way Deal. Maybe I don't understand malaria. Pepper Spray Flavored Popcorn. Of Courst. I'm Right and You're Wrong with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/cXdORy-5pLc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3072: J. Jenna Jameson 23.09.2026 56min
    Encrypted Mush Mush. It's Hard to Draw SpidEEEEEEEEEEEY!! Punching the monkey milfs. Beer Bope Bope. Is Bananarama A Colour? Sorry Bad 1960s Cartoon. Oran Juice Jones. Umbillicus fungus. A Guy Named Stoked. Pulling It Out Of A Spigot. How Deep is your Purple. Rusty Korean Punchbag. Apple banana copulation. I have nipples scott, can you draw me? There's Samsung in my Apple with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/fmIPyesw1ek Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3071: Cold Water Snob 22.09.2026 1t 7min
    Ice Out of TMS. I Shake Foundations When I Sneeze. Gertrude Hangover. (v) You Can't Handle the Puke. These Aren't My Butts. We need to take out your appendix, go to the other ER. Splooting is Cool. My Darwings. Plowin' Through Poi. Graphic Groins. Release The Poem Files. Laying Out Some Denver Beef. More phonia than phobia, amirite? There's a person I'm married to that I cannot sit across from. Old man vaccines with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/P2v2px0WQ0c Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3070: Whiff o' Duck 21.09.2026 1t 10min
    Nothing Like A Pirate Day. Listen all y'all it's Arbitrage. India Is Gross. Teeny-Tiny Parental Advisory. Chaiarrhea. Shave Off the Fancy. Those balls only have records in them. Happy Earth Wind & Fire Day! Unhygenic storage of dirty water. Head lab. Candle-Burnin' Hippies. No Fun Without Murder and Human Sacrifice. Besmirching Entire Nations. Spotting unethical bodies, with Dr. Nikki. It's good but not funny and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/i1k6RXlZrv8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3069: Capable Dinks 16.09.2026 1t 4min
    My favorite dog breed is cat. We've got worms. I Don't Like That Triangle Lip Thing. Hanging at the Peeing Beagle with Dunaway. Just rub Vicks on it. Glape. Palindromic baseball records. Flick the Turd. Going Full Yen. You can go your Subway. Talk Like You Got Some Sense Day. Flying fast as a Concord... right into failure. Waist high Herbie. Too plump in the middle. Mostly Husky with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/A9KAh4SGfQY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3068: Island of the Hut 15.09.2026 1t 11min
    Whimsical Path to Pizza Hut. I like Dong. Lady Sipowitz. New Town, Who Dis? In Secovia, Uber Rides You. Cheap Trick, Short Bursts. Who ordered the Naked Chicken Chalupa? The Big Fat Thorbowski. Batman Bob. Your little Ultron mouth. Can I get my sandwich delivered, extra pickles, hold the nude. Four Day Cookie Plan. I don't like pronouncing Matthew Reeeeeeeeeeeez. They call that guy Bruce. Chasing the Dragons with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/cvIfITKAlCM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3067: Feral Kids 14.09.2026 1t 25min
    Gosh Dang Damn. Fish Lady and The Dude. Happy Cotton Candy Day, Daddies! Organically sourced roadkill. I don't like smelly taxider-MEEEEEEEE!!!! Do squids have feet? Because I would, like, seriously wanted to know! Teenage alpaca. Bank Miles Teller. Imagine Articulated Dragons. Balloon artillery. Broccoli Haired Alpacas. H R Dead-N-Stuffed. The smell of life! Buzz Aldrin, next on the TMS curse? Breaking Recommental Silence with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/0BQUsJlIGyg  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3066: Bear-o-Pecia 10.09.2026 1t 21min
    Is that a phone in your pocket or are just worried about it's payment structure. Brian did NOT get busy last night. When Tina's away Brian will..... Go watch Korean movies. Does a bear shit in the Subaru. Put the Climax Where it Needs to Be. Oops! All Screens! Seoul Kaiju. Little bouts of dialogue. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't Fuzzy Was He. All commas, no decimal points. Velclo Fry. Almost smarter than the average bear. The Milk and Meat of Burps. The Baltimore Corvids. Relative By Blood with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/6dQ5yL9qdGs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3065: Brunette Fred 09.09.2026 1t 9min
    Pope Hat Night. Show me butt doctor. Snake Toes McGee. Old Man Spice. Speedy Buggy Do, Where are You? Your Booby's a Panera! George Forman Mammogram.Colonoscapist. Do You Even Uber Lyft, Bro. Light Box Education Continues. And a Capt Caveman. Dentists, we don't hate you. Somebody Always Hates The President. Can AIs think cuz I like really wanted to know. Faking the Turing Test with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ECVCAv5DYo0 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3064: Carpet Zamboni 08.09.2026 1t 17min
    I Don't Like Eeeeeeeeee Cummings. No country for gay men. Nibbler's Shit. Cult of the Fedex guy. Wingdingbats. Charles, fetch me my Donut puppet! Googly Boobs. Because Capital Letters Are Uppity. Oops! All symbols. Have you met Backspace Boron? Firy-Ass Girl Drummer. Brian's Breaking sorta Bad. Stuck in Achewillow. Drinking nothing but pee until you die. Taking up space with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/KaZMLA5Pois Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3063: Paging Mr. Ball 07.09.2026 1t 21min
    There aren't stingers on male BEEEEEEEEES!!!! Pixelated toxic wiener. Keeping A Grip On The Naked Barbie. The Le Bore Sisters. Ah, the scabs!! With Dunaway! A Podcast on Labor Day, in This Economy? Free everything but the Boobs. They're not Extra-Terrestrials They're Hungarian. Patrick Wilson, the man. In my day we listened for the squeek! Nurse Stubby Ratchett. History Of Porn 101. Forever Cake. Orange Mister Julius. MY Sugar! with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/00nKC0wRDXU Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3062: Less Ratner 03.09.2026 1t 17min
    I'm a makin a nice pastaaaaaa. These aren't the swingers you're looking for. (S) I'm up all night to get heartburn. 10 different vibes and none of them were good. Serial Killer or Swinger? Pineapple Anyone? This is the John Stewart you are looking for. Come to Randyland. We moved Catwoman. The Wheels of Podcasting keep on turnin. Definitely Not Non-Alcoholic. Seeking a leather-couch-type man. All Swung Out. Eating 8-15 Raw Tortillas. Make me look fancy. Just the right amount of abuse with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/f36cBwbRDxo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3061: OH, THE TOAST!!! 02.09.2026 1t 2min
    Na na na na na na BAT HOLE! If You Lived in Colorado, You'd Be Casa Bonita. Moab Multiliths. Leaning in and is all nippley. Never trust a French cat. Kwant Skirt. Scratched by the cat, and you're to blame. Stop Eddie Haskalling me. Cybercompensation. YOU CAN EAT TOAST. Spoiler Baron Harkonnen. A whole lot of Grand Junction. Four inch thick tan. Butt plugs through Tweep. A steady pair of Apple Hands with Tom Merritt and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/5yl4-Tw0FBM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3060: Panera Pickup Heist 27.08.2026 1t 32min
    A Full Sacktober. Build-a-Plane you know, for kids. We named the snake Reggie! The Shark Jumped. Pant like a Hole. Blanding is Bland. Just one snake on a plane. Three Little Pillars. I have Cartier on line 2. Shoutout to Paul. I call this plane Planey McPlaneface. Justice is Blonde. This Dyang Deer Donchaknow? Matt had a thing with beeeeeeees. Freaking Johnny Powers with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ULW7gHyXYBA Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3059: Cabbage Fiasco 26.08.2026 1t 5min
    Depressed at Being Repressed. Everything's Coming Up 26. Master Blaster is the Ref! Delicious like an eyeball. Show me any kind of feet! It's F'all Y'all! Sorry Country Music. Group-Based, Turn-Based Bullshit. You're making me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. Fried Crust with Goo. A Magical Time of Complicatedness. Last Person that Everybody Liked. Context matters, dipshit. Show me your pickle with Brian Dunaway. Sun on a shingle with Tom Merritt and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/YrNAEj12H0I Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3058: Mustache Mandate 25.08.2026 57min
    Another Manic Tuesday. It's the mustard gas what did it! Don't look at me, I am offensive. Call your doctor if your arm falls off after 4 hours. Keep Bobby & Wendi Apart. Get Your Bits And Your Segments STRAIGHT! Polyblend Workout. Am I having a Migraine or a Mind-graine? McDoxing your order. So, apparently, without further ado... Who's Ruby? The Official Word on Placebos. That Motherfather Effect is Not Real! Subs as a Service. Repairs on a corpse with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/YYKRo37jE1Q Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3057: A pair of teef 24.08.2026 1t 15min
    The Jedi Temple on Croissant. Brian Backed to the Future. Do not anger the Picard. Basic Jeff. Tasty Chicklet look. Your mother smelled of Fulkberries. Human Density. Frisbee side effects. Is it too early for a class action lawsuit? We're not the cancer cells your looking for. Greasy Ibbott vs HR. Dearest Claude. Be nice to the LLMs. The Pud has a Drink. Merck your disease with Bobby. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/lgMWJ8_K7NI Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3056: Freddy the 13th 20.08.2026 1t 17min
    Kick a Pack of Poo. Brian's Intolerant Box. Mel A, B, or C? Big old Mormon kid teeth. That made me tingle. Stiff, Thick, and Absorbent. Dunaway's monstrous head. A Gentile Throttling. My dinner with Weekend at Bernie's. I can bike 16 donuts per hour. Caution plate may be hot. Six Holes and One Peg, I'm In Danger. There's a hole in da roof! I would nuke that for a dollar. Slowpamine with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/lyDLGeIuNa8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3055: Bucket of Yuck 19.08.2026 1t 1min
    A bed of wet goo. Doug, Dog, Duck. Swim the Boogers Off. Concentrated Horse Water! I'll take Coldplay Kiss Cam Couple for 9 points, Alex. Amy Kardashian. What is pickle man? Magic Carp pet. Leave Your Diseases In The Pool. Enjoy the Djiardia. Matched wits party unit. The Devil's Three-way. I kissed the ground and I liked it. Big Red Pile Of Pudding. Exposed to The Elephants with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/0aMGBZ7_1zI Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3054: Wet Ribs 18.08.2026 1t 7min
    Unsettling Pig Nipples. The house looks like crepe. Loki is High Key Important. White person empire. You have a little bard in you. Not OSHA approved. Birdclothes. A Marvel Woman with a Buncha Dudes. I recommend the soup of the day, it's extra wet. Don't Block my SWIG hole! Cookie money. Scott's A Lizard. Squeeze off some concrete. Ant-Man and the Four Monkeys. Everything in moderation, except female protagonists...with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/iiiX3GWU2-g Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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