The Todd-Marshall Delirium

Osad

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  The Good Samaritan is a Gay Mexican in a MAGA Hat 14.08.2026 1t 12min

  Also: • You Can't Have "Fiduciary" Without "Douche" • Enact Ritual Blood Sacrifice • Just Not Pornographers and Arms Dealers • A Very Autistic Teenager With Brain Fog • Sphincter Control, Man • Funny Things Mammals Do to Each Other • Their Dog is Named Fleming? • We Have Not Entered Economic Nirvana • With the Oatmeal Brain Goo Inside • Ex-Theatre Kids, Gays, and Socialists Recorded August 4, 2026.
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  The Stoned Ape Theory, but for Dogs Licking Toads in Australia 07.08.2026 53min

  Also: • My Rabbi Says the Sex is Amazing • It May Be the Crows, in Tandem With the Raccoons • Maybe You Shouldn't Be Quite That Loving? • I Know Some Reptile People • A Fiery Implosion of Potential Economic Glory • We're All Evolving Into Crabs • The Word You're Looking for is "Crepuscular" • Everyone Hates Me and I Need to Go Hide • Clean Yourself Off and Bring Protection • I Spun in My Chair and Yelled and Screamed Recorded July 29, 2026.
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  Couldn't Get the Damn Mechanical Fish to Work, We Have Activated Cuyler's G-Spot, and Queefs are Funny Too 31.07.2026 1t 27min

  Also: • Someone Gave the Dog Too Much Cheese • If You're in Idaho, Who Cares? • Funny ... People Don't Remember Venus • The Only Man I've Kissed on the Lips • Ooh, Stomach Cancer Farts • If I Have My Boyfriend Geschmutze in My Face • As the Mud Man You Are • Her Death Run of Killing Everybody Everywhere • That's a Small Moose • Resorting to the Scatological at This Point Recorded July 21, 2026.
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  A Corborus of Unrecactified Slectity 17.07.2026 1t 6min

  Also: • Just Mowed My Lawn With a Pair of Fingernail Clippers • His Wife and Jeff's Wife Both Look Like Jeff • A Clear Way of Demonstrating Your Moral Ineptitude • Yeah, But I'm Not Using My Dick • One Big Giant Rocky Moon-Like Empty Landscape From Utah to Nebraska • You Don't Need a Boner to Pee • All the People Who Lived There Interbred • That Was a Very Good Gallop • Childlike Wonder and Bleak Helplessness • Which Means it Has Multiple Climaxes Recorded July 8, 2026.
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  Shout Out to Schadenfreude, When Algeria Went to Kansas, and I Call Him a Sonic Chameleon 10.07.2026 1t 22min

  Also: • Liechtenstein vs. Micronesia • The Little Postage-Stamp-Sized Thingamajig • Their Immense Capacity to Put Down Liquor • Whale Hunting in the Desert • Explicitly Sawing Off Your Future • Which Made Him Kind of a Douchebag Husband • Anyone Who Lives on the Nepalese Steppe • Still Kissing Ditka's Feet • A Particularly Interesting Passage in Mein Kampf • You Little Edgelord, You Recorded June 30, 2026.
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  At the Facility in Tecumseh, Living at Her Majesty's Pleasure 03.07.2026 1t 7min

  Also: • Extraordinarily Tragic and Metaphorically Resonant • As Urine Dribbles From the Third Rail • Shoot Up Some Heroin and Work on My Novel • We Fly Away Like Freshly Fed Pigeons • Don't Know How They Navigate a Polycule • Clavicular Was Mid-Jestergooning • Zen Buddhists Feel the Same Way About Bruce Lee • Did She Hit a Really Good Spliff? • I Have to Bathe My Neighbor's Chihuahuas • Healing China, One Slur at a Time Recorded June 23, 2026.
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  Part of a Well-Hung Jury, Mom Spaghetti, and Orgasms During Childbirth 26.06.2026 1t 9min

  Also: • Understand the Physics of Open Houses • Here, Have Some Charcuterie • A Snub-Nosed Turtle Floating in the Jar • Unga-Bunga That With a Palm Tree and Two Hands • In What Dimension is a Chihuahua a Good Dog? • Conjured From the Ether of Chicagoland • Process Me and Give Me a F***ing Baloney Sandwich • Three Instances of Baby Mama Drama • He Was an Exceptionally Cantankerous Man • In the Liminal Space of Bureaucratic Potentiation • Someone Who Conjures Eldritch Beings Recorded June...
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  A Large Advocacy Movement for Shrimp 19.06.2026 1t 8min

  Also: • Just a Crab, Happy in the Hot Tub • Shouldn't the Homeless Rabbi Be at the Core? • Without Killing Actual Frogs • Acknowledge the Sneering Resentment I Have • Some Unimaginably Massive Scab • When That Horse Stops Spitting Out Money • Or Lop Some Limbs Off • Rich People Do Not Go to the Bargain Bin • Cuyler Has Slurs on the Brain • Grinding My Teeth at How Much I Hate the Pastor Recorded June 9, 2026.
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  Love as an Entanglement, a Closeness, a Binding, a Hold, a Touch, a Clutch, an Entwinement 12.06.2026 1t 9min

  Also: • One of Those North Pole Igloos You Can Sleep In • We Are Not in Rural Pakistan • Anecdotes From the Peloponnesian War • You Would Still Have Magnificent Hair • Because It's Cole F***ing Porter • Weird Pacts That Weirdo Kids Make • They're Just in a Scooby Doo Costume • I Have Not Sired Any Children That I Know Of • Pull a Bo Burnham in About 10 Years • He's Got This Big Long Wispy Beard Recorded June 2, 2026.
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  I Think Rastafonkey is Dead, and The Other Polar End of Seasonal Affective Disorder 05.06.2026 1t 20min

  Also: • I've Seen a Shrew on the Blasket • You Rapscallion Bastards! • Aggressively, Offensively British • Admire Me Until My Memoir Comes Out • This is Bush League, James • The Amount of Oxytocin That Goes Through Her Brain • A 13-Year-Old's Unavoidable Boner • Stuck in the Rinse Cycle of Resentment • Valiantly Committing Seppuku • A Metric By Which I Can Whip Myself Recorded May 26, 2026.
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  If One of You is Feeling Randy and the Other is Feeling Queasy 29.05.2026 1t 8min

  Also: • Including, But Not Limited to, Cholera and Dysentery • He's Like a Conjoined Twin of Bob • They're Pissed When They See My Numbers • I'm Looking at You, Immanuel Kant! • Never Mind What the Pentecostals are Doing • They Ooze Blue • Three More Albums in the Banana Stand • I Never Interacted With Thor • If It's Too Long It Gets Lopped Off • Hire Private Israeli Militias to Get His Brother Out of a Hong Kong Prison Recorded May 19, 2026.
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  We've All Been Bifurcating Since LUCA, Would You Drop a "Gadzooks"? and My Fiancee Has Stopped Listening 15.05.2026 1t

  Also: • We Are Occupied By Memes • Tell Someone You're Going to Pinch a Loaf • He is a Deeply Silly Man • A Pox on You and Your Family • Everyone's Got a Posture-Fest • Guerrilla Warfare Among British Eccentrics • You're Getting His 1,000-Yard Stare • My Dad's Very Potent Reality Distortion Field • The Pearl-Clutching Outrage • Find a Way to Make More of Them Die Recorded May 9, 2026.
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  In Terms of Shafts, It is Better to Give Than to Receive 08.05.2026 1t 6min

  Also: • Filthy, and Full of Marshall Mathers and Polio • Backing the Wrong Proverbial God-Horse • A Game of Who Can Jizz More • If a Comedian Has a Tight 20 on Sodomy • Intra-Feminine Character Assassination • I Thought Hookah Was Going to Take Over • Just a Flutter of a Nutty Edam Cheese • A Screaming Fit Over Basil Plants • Eating Baby Food and Worshipping a Rock • And Genocides Up the Wazoo Recorded May 1, 2026.
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  That is Statistically, Biologically, Demonstrably, Categorically Impossible 01.05.2026 1t 25min

  Also: • Birdsong and Frogs and Hoots and Hollers and Yowls • A Throat or Other Fleshy Appendage • If That Tickles Your Pickle, Great • Cut That Shit Off, Dog • You Would Have to Have a Moose Cock • Three Ways to Say "Potato" • Their Own Supply of Helium in the Basement • But We Still Look for Sponge Bob • A Whole Lot of Barbed Clauses and Caveats • Would You Love Me if I Was a Worm? Recorded April 25, 2026.
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  Lower Bananas and Scalding Hot Oatmeal Into His Mouth 24.04.2026 1t 6min

  Also: • Schmoozing All Day is Not Half Bad • Yup, That's My Species • She Put Your What in Your Tuchus? • A Very Important Part of a Three-Martini Lunch • If You're Weird, a Little Bit of Pickled Brine • Navigate Corporeally Through This Realm • I'm Assuming That's Yiddish • Until People Start Boning, This is Not Data • You're Shit-Faced at 3 p.m. • Jumpin' Jehovah James, That's Hot! Recorded April 16, 2026.
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  It's Not Cannibalism, It's Theophagy! 17.04.2026 1t 17min

  Also: • Slingshotting to the Moon Under Another Name • Ix-Nay on the Ihad-Jay • Summarily Identified By the Fedoras on Their Heads • Our Military-Industrial Salchicha • One or Two Segments of Your Pinky Finger • A Variety of Public Beatings, Stonings, or Other Forms of Execution • Actual Shit Stains Left on the Seats • Social Cohesion by Way of Sex • Kind of a Dickhole Thing to Do to a Landlord • They're Still Sweet as Buttons Recorded April 10, 2026.
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  We're Not Opening With Pig Brains in a Hot Pot 10.04.2026 1t 8min

  Also: • Beat the Dead Horse Till it Stops Spitting Out Money • Don't Tell Me It Was Will Smith! • I Think There Was Some Donkey in There Too • Little Old Ladies in Frog Costumes • Elaborate on the Provincial and the Bass-Ackwards • Are You Familiar With Skibidi Toilet? • Their Mandarin is Laughably Coarse and Grating • Tomatoes Cooked in Lead-Lined Pans • What Country Isn't a Mixed-Economy Surveillance State? • Extend That Unreality Till You're Dead Recorded April 2, 2026.
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  Catastrophic Depletion, Hire a Guy With Homicidal Ennui, and Enneagram 5 is the Barn Owl 03.04.2026 1t 5min

  Also: • Somewhere Between Vladimir Lenin and Stevie Wonder • Fighting, Obsession, Drama, or Death • There's Something Wrong With Mrs. Washburn • I Will Credit the Nazis on This • A Fun Story From the World of Prostate Cancer • Wolverines and a Bunch of Stupid Poodles • They Confiscated Everyone's Bicycles • That's Not How You Make a Remoulade Sauce! • Veer Away and Watch for the G-Forces • A Trans-Dimensional Front-Loading Washing Machine Recorded March 30, 2026.
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  Happyquinox! and Slightly Awkward, Barky Mandarin 27.03.2026 1t 9min

  Also: • The Xerox Machine is Erotic to Me • They Think He's a Dumbshit Meathead • I Actually Like Yak • Streaming From Most of Your Facial Orifices • One of the God-Kings of Meme Culture • Get Soggy and Start to Slough Off • Integrated Corn on the Cob • Sucking Teats of Cows for Nourishment • Heroin, Carbohydrates, and a Monthly Salary • Don't You Dare, You Pig! Recorded March 20, 2026.
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  Roll Up a Funny Little Devil's Cigarette, I Missed Seattle Grunge Entirely, and He Sinks His Emotions Into Bees 20.03.2026 1t 5min

  Also: • All Commerce is a Circle Jerk • Bio-Psychological Chemistry Not Conducive to Good Decision Making • It's the Group Peacocking I really Miss • Horrible Burning Smelly Ash Heap Dystopian Detroit • It Looks Like Puyallup • That's a Lot More Chutzpah Than I Got • Not as Toxic as the Strip Clubs • You Were a Doppelgänger of Me • Guys, Where are All the Cats? • And I'm Barely Lower Middle Class Recorded March 13, 2026.