Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica

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  Dolly, Tim and Sam - Live Stream for Save The Children (30 Aug 26) 01.09.2026 54min

  Come and see Magenta & Bernard at the London Podcast Festival!AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) - Sunday 6th September, 4:30pm, Kings Place London.Tap here to buy tickets!----On this live stream, we pay tribute to three of our favourite legends - Dolly Parton, Tim Curry and Sam Neill. Come join us for chat, music, live fortune telling, and raising money for Save the Children.Head over to YouTube to watch the full version of this, including Bernard's songs! This week: Here You Come Again (Dolly Parton), Professional Pirate (Tim Curry/The Muppets), and Jurassic Park/I Will Always Love You (John Williams/Dolly Parton).You can still donate to Save The Children on this week's charity campaign page, here.Join us for the next live stream on Sunday 20th September, here! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  The Puppy Room - Live Stream for IRC (23 Aug 26) 25.08.2026 43min

  Come and see Magenta & Bernard at the London Podcast Festival!AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) - Sunday 6th September, 4:30pm, Kings Place London.Tap here to buy tickets!----We're back with another charity livestream, this week raising money for International Rescue Committee. And, incredibly, all donations made to IRC before the end of August will be tripled! So a fiver becomes £15! Incredible.Head over to YouTube to hear Bernard's songs - this week: Somebody I Used To Know (Gotye), and Gin-Soaked Boy (The Divine Comedy). You can still donate to IRC on this week's charity campaign page, here.Join us for the next live stream on Sunday 30th August, here! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Eco-Gargoyles - Live Stream for Action Against Hunger (9 Aug 26) 11.08.2026 55min

  Come and see Magenta & Bernard at the London Podcast Festival!AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) - Sunday 6th September, 4:30pm, Kings Place London.Tap here to buy tickets!----M&B are back for more live shenanigans! Answering your letters, and solving your problems. Email [email protected] to have your shit thoroughly sorted out! This week's charity is Action Against Hunger - you can still donate to this week's campaign here!And join us for the next charity live stream on Sunday 16th August, here! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Sexy Skeksis - Live Stream for UNICEF (2 Aug 26) 05.08.2026 50min

  Come and see Magenta & Bernard at the London Podcast Festival!AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) - Sunday 6th September, 4:30pm, Kings Place London.Tap here to buy tickets!----It’s time to officially kick off Year 2 of Magenta & Bernard’s charity livestream! Can we beat £10,000 in our second year? Only one way to find out! Join us this week as we show off Bernard’s new super-fancy Angine de Poitrine style loop pedal, answer more listener letters, and raise money for an excellent cause: UNICEF.Head on over to YouTube to hear Bernard's songs from this live stream! This week: This Must Be The Place (Talking Heads), and Escape aka The Pina Colada Song (Rupert Holmes). Join us for next week's stream on Sunday 9th August, here.And you can still donate to this week's charity, here. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Our 1-Year Streamiversary! - Live Stream for MAP - (25 Jul 26) 29.07.2026 1t 39min

  Come and see Magenta & Bernard at the London Podcast Festival! AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) - Sunday 6th September, 4:30pm, Kings Place London.Tap here to buy tickets! ----Can you believe it? Magenta & Bernard have been holding weekly charity live streams for a full year! And even more excitingly, we are only £263.83 away from hitting £10,000 raised in that first year. Can we make it in the nick of time? A 2-hour bumper special this week!Head over to the YouTube version of this stream to hear Bernard's songs (which can't be played on the podcast version). In this episode: Birds Of A Feather (Billie Eilish) mixed with Everybody's Talking (Harry Nilsson), followed by Here There & Everywhere (The Beatles), Big Yellow Taxi (Joni Mitchell), Hold On (Tom Waits) and Total Eclipse of the Heart (Bonnie Tyler). You can still support this week's charity, Medical Aid for Palestinians, by going to this link. And join us for our next YouTube live stream on Sunday August 2nd, here. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  A Three Scoop Toid Sundae - Live Stream for WWF (12 Jul 26) 16.07.2026 1t

  The pandas of the WWF get the M&B treatment! The treatment being: we raise some money for them. Head over to YouTube to hear Bernard's songs this week - Wild Thing (The Troggs) and The Plough (The Divine Comedy). IMPORTANT! The next live stream will be a 2 hour special for our first anniversary of live streaming! But we'll be doing it on a different day, so as not to clash with the World Cup final. So the next stream will be on SATURDAY JULY 25th. You can watch on YouTube hereAnd you can support next week's charity, Medical Aid For Palestinians, here. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Bonobo Brian - Live Stream for Greenpeace (5 Jul 26) 07.07.2026 59min

  We're raising money for Greenpeace, and yeah, nah, yeah, this one has a lot of good Aussie accents mate? And we also invented a revolutionary (no pun intended) new air cooling system. Stick around for both of those things. And don't forget, head on over to YouTube to hear the songs that we can't put into the podcasts! In this episode, Bernard played Let's Stay Together (Al Green), Solsbury Hill (Peter Gabriel) and Teardrop (Massive Attack). Join us next week, when we'll be raising money for the World Wildlife Fund! Watch on YouTube here.And you can still donate to this week's campaign by going to this link here See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Pride Special 3 - Live Stream (28 Jun 2026) 30.06.2026 53min

  It's the final instalment in M&B's Pride Month charity streams, and we're so close to hitting a £700 milestone... will we cross that threshold this episode? (Spoiler: yes, obviously, or we wouldn't have mentioned it).Be sure to head over to YouTube to hear the songs! Cut from this podcast, but featured in the live stream were Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy (Queen), Make Me Feel (Janelle Monae) and Life On Mars (David Bowie). Join us next week, when we'll be raising money for Greenpeace. Same time, same place! Watch on YouTube hereAnd if you want to contribute to this week's LGBTQIA+ charities, you can do so here. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Pride Special 2 - Live Stream (14 Jun 2026) 23.06.2026 54min

  It's the second instalment in M&B's series of Pride Month live streams! This week, the funds raised were split evenly between 5 excellent charities: Say It Loud Club, AKT, LGBT Foundation, Trans Lifeline and GiveOut.Don't forget to head on over to the YouTube channel to watch the catch-up video, and see Bernard's songs of the week! In this episode, Bernard played Sigourney Weaver (John Grant), Breaking The Law (Judas Priest) and Imitation Of Life (REM). You can tune in to our next live stream on Sunday 28th June, 8pm UK time (3pm ET), here.And you can still donate to this week's charities, by visiting this link on GiveWheel. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Pride Special 1 - Live Stream (7 Jun 2026) 12.06.2026 59min

  It's the first of our Pride specials! Through the month of June, we'll be raising money for LGBTQIA+ charities. This week, the funds were split evenly between Stonewall, Mermaids, Trans Lifeline and the Elton John AIDS Foundation - all excellent outfits doing excellent work. Don't forget to head on over to the YouTube channel to watch the catch-up video, and see Bernard's songs of the week! In this episode, Bernard played Comme Si (Christine & The Queens), A Little Respect (Erasure) and Hidden Place (Björk). You can tune in to our next live stream on Sunday 14th June, 8pm UK time (3pm ET), here. And you can still donate to this week's charities via the campaign link here. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  The Scottish One - Live Stream (31 May 26) 03.06.2026 54min

  After a brief hiatus, M&B are back with more esoteric insights, toe-tapping tunes and rallying cries of rage in this era of late-stage capitalist chaos. Don't forget, you can head to YouTube and watch the catch-up version of these live streams, and you'll get to hear Bernard's songs that get cut from the podcasts! Songs in this episode: Chappell Roan: Hot To Go, Talking Heads: Once In A Lifetime, The Proclaimers: Sunshine On Leith. Join us this coming Sunday for the next stream! 7th June, 8pm UK time (3pm ET). Watch on YouTube here. And you can still support this week's campaign! You can find the link here. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Your Favourite Marsupial - Multi-Charity Live Stream (10 May 2026) 12.05.2026 53min

  It's another multi-charity special! Plenty of Muppet-talk in this week's stream, along with a pondering on whether Waterworld is a maligned classic, and some distinctly unhelpful spiritual guidance from Jilly Cooper and this week's guest publication, The Medieval Traveller by Norbert Ohler. And of course, we helped raise money for a host of charities: PCRF, Medical Aid For Palestinians, Trans Lifeline and Amnesty International. And you can still donate to the charity of your choice via this week's campaign page.Join us on Sunday 17th May at 8pm UK time (3pm ET) for the next one! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Good Gollum Miss Mollum - Live Stream for PCRF (3 May 2026) 05.05.2026 49min

  Good Gollum, Miss Mollum! It's another M&B charity live stream, raising money for the PCRF - Palestine Children's Relief Fund. A very body-positive episode this week (with no thanks to our star bibliomancy text, Pandora by Jilly Cooper). Head on over to the YouTube recording of the livestream to hear Bernard play Both Sides Now (Joni Mitchell) and Boy Child (Scott Walker), which of course can't be included in the podcast for copyright reasons. But they sounded very nice! Join us on Sunday May 10th for our next multi-charity live stream!And you can still support this week's campaign for the PCRF, here. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Mr Brain and Aunt Bessie - Multi-Charity Live Stream (26 Apr 2026) 28.04.2026 49min

  On this week's episode of "half-remembered things and dubiously named British foodstuffs", M&B discuss the phenomena of Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire Puddings, the Fray Bentos Meaty Pud, the Double Decker, and of course, Mr Brain's Pork F*****s.Join us next week, when M&B promise to eat at least one (1) of those foodstuffs on air! Watch the next stream on Sunday 3rd May, at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), here. We will be raising money for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund. Donate to this week's charity campaign, here. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  So Far So Midsommar - Live Stream for UNICEF (19 Apr 2026) 21.04.2026 51min

  Magenta spills the tea on her time as a Brownie, a Rainbow and other such curiously-named after-school cryptids.You can still support this week'd charity, UNICEF, by going to this page.And you can join us on our next stream (another choose-your-own-charity-adventure!), on April 26th, here! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  A Chain Of Burger Restaurants - Multi-Charity Live Stream (12 Apr 2026) 15.04.2026 50min

  It's the second consecutive week of M&B's multi-charity extravaganza! Join us for more fortune-telling live stream goodness.Join us for the next one! Sunday 19th April, 8pm UK time (3pm ET). You can watch it on the Long Cat Media YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch pages. Here's the link to the YouTube version.And you can still choose a charity to support on this week's campaign page, here. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  We're leaving Spotify. Let's keep in touch! 08.04.2026 2min

  Here's the link to our Bandcamp pageAnd here's the link to our Ko-fi pageHello, listeners! It’s us again. Hopefully you listened to our last message. If you didn’t, it was about how we’re taking all our shows off Spotify.And now, that time has come: as of today, we’ve requested their removal. Spotify makes the process as opaque as possible, so we don’t have a definitive date for when they will disappear, but it is imminent.So, where can you find us once we’re off Spotify?Where are we putting our brand new season of Mockery Manor?Are we making sure there’s always a free way to listen to it?Firstly, yes, there are many ways to listen to our shows for free. They will continue to exist on almost all podcast platforms - except Spotify. The free versions include adverts, although we try to keep those to a minimum.If you’d prefer to listen to Mockery without adverts - and who wouldn’t - then the most ethical way to do that is one we’ve just launched, where for only £3.49, you can purchase a whole season of Mockery on Bandcamp. And if you’re wondering why we chose £3.49, that’s because that was the average cost of a CD single in around 2002, when I started buying music.All our scripted podcasts are now available on Bandcamp, and they sound much better. The audio quality of a podcast is higher there than on any other online platform. MUCH higher. That’s because podcast platforms use compressed MP3s, while on Bandcamp, everything is CD-quality, high definition lossless audio.And unlike other online services, Bandcamp pays artists fairly. In a world that seems to be trying to destroy creators, services like Bandcamp means we can keep going.Also, Bandcamp’s profits DO NOT go into the pockets of mass murderers! What a world, where that’s even a thing.We’ve always given our monthly supporters free access to our music albums on Bandcamp, but going forward, they’ll also have access to unlimited plays of our podcasts in high definition, so join us over on Ko-fi for that delicious perk.Mockery Manor season 4 is due out this summer, so please do listen to it for free on any other podcast platform, or for £3.49 on Bandcamp.See you on the other side! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Brutal Heckle - Multi-Charity Live Stream (5 Apr 2026) 07.04.2026 55min

  It's our first ever multi-charity live event! Viewers this week could donate to their charity of choice on our GiveWheel page, and we had donations to Amnesty International, Trans Lifeline, PCRF, Women For Refugee Women, ActionAid and Action Against Hunger. Thank you everyone! We also had Magenta's absolutely BRUTAL heckle to Bernard mid-song. Listen on for that!Please join us next week for another choose-your-own-charity bonanza! Watch on YouTube here.And you can still support the charity of your choice, here! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Sixteen Roosters - Live Stream for WaterAid (29 Mar 2026) 31.03.2026 53min

  It's another charity live stream! You know you want to listen and hear about Sir Patrick Moore's super sexy role in Cher's Burlesque musical. This week, M&B are raising money for WaterAid. You can still donate to this week's charity here.And join us for the next stream on April 5th, Easter Sunday! You can watch it here. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Thicc Witches - Live Stream (22 Mar 2026) 26.03.2026 50min

  Come join us for another Charity Live Stream! It's absolutely THICK with Thicc Witches. You can still donate to this week's charity, ActionAid, hereAnd come join us for the next stream on Sunday 29th March, at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), here See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.