AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

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  Neptune in Your Chart... And Why It Matters 16.09.2026 1t 10min

  Where’s YOUR Neptune? Today, we’re visiting this distant, misty waterworld; welcome to Neptune, divas! Here, you’ll enjoy divine inspiration! Psychic revelations! Hollywood glamour! Spiritual ecstasy! Compulsive escapism! And… who knows what else! It’s hard to see anything through this thick fog! But hey, that’s Neptune for ya. Get lost with Aliza as she hits the dance floor, rocking to the rhythm of the strangest, foggiest, and most mysterious planet in your birth chart. Through the haze, she’ll explain what Neptune means — and, most importantly, what Neptune means for YOU. It’s a real groovy vibe.🎟️ SELLING OUT: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️Grab your birth chart, because we’re going HOUSE BY HOUSE to find exactly where Neptune’s strange and sparkling ocean lives in YOUR life. From Neptune in the 1st House through Neptune in the 12th, Aliza breaks down the magic, the mirages, the dangers, and the limitless possibilities of Neptune through each and every astrological terrain. So find the little trident and prepare the kettle, darling.There are no cups on Neptune — but there’s always tea. And today, it’s a bit of a psychedelic brew. Sip slowly!🎟️ SELLING OUT: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️(0:00:00) Welcome to Neptune(00:06:23) Neptune: Dreams, Delusions, and Belief(00:09:29) The Strange Discovery of Neptune(00:12:57) Neptune’s Mythology + Villain Origin Story(00:18:24) The Ocean, the Psyche + Dissolving Boundaries(00:22:59) Why Neptune Rules Entertainment, Addiction, Spirituality(00:27:41) Neptune’s Orbit: Making It Personal(00:30:00) Explaining Neptune in YOUR Birth Chart(00:32:27) Neptune in the 1st House(00:35:54) Neptune in the 2nd House(00:38:28) Neptune in the 3rd House(00:41:01) Neptune in the 4th House(00:43:54) Neptune in the 5th House(00:46:38) Neptune in the 6th House(00:50:05) Neptune in the 7th House(00:53:26) Neptune in the 8th House(00:57:10) Neptune in the 9th House(0:59:56) Neptune in the 10th House(1:03:00) Neptune in the 11th House(1:06:21) Neptune in the 12th HouseEpisode 48. This episode was recorded on September 11, 2026.You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Week of Sept 14: SUPER INTENSE Neptune + Pluto — It's Been 40 YEARS! (It's a MAJOR MOMENT) 14.09.2026 1t 7min

  Do you believe in aliens? Ghosts? YOURSELF?! Honey, your horoscope is all about this super rare alignment between Neptune and Pluto. This is a major pivot point in a 500-year cycle, and it will actively reshape your relationship with power, imagination, and the future in both subtle and casual cataclysmic ways. The theme of the week is I WANT TO BELIEVE — and honey, we’re all about to get beamed tf up.✨ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events✨ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events✨ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events✨ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events✨ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events✨ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/eventsOn September 15, Neptune in Aries forms a harmonious sextile to Pluto in Aquarius, pushing a conversation about what happens when our beliefs ignite transformation. This is guiding us back into a series that hasn’t been navigated in 40 years, but today, we’re connecting the dots between spirituality, creativity, and modernity… arriving at one very freaky question: is technology our new God?Plus, think back to July 25, 2026: that’s when the seeds of this narrative were planted. What were you dreaming about? Questioning? Desiring? Get ready for Aliza to serve personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs; and pay very close attention to the strange ideas appearing at the edges of your consciousness. We don’t need to know exactly what the world will look like in 2032. Right now, we simply need to notice the possibilities. It’s a paranormal brew, darling — and it’s as hot as it gets!✨ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events✨ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events✨ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events✨ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events✨ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events✨ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events(0:00:00) Weekly Brew(0:09:17) Tarot Card of the Week(0:29:16) Journal Prompt(0:30:12) Aries Horoscope(0:33:09) Taurus Horoscope(0:35:51) Gemini Horoscope(0:38:55) Cancer Horoscope(0:41:23) Leo Horoscope(0:45:02) Virgo Horoscope(0:48:29) Libra Horoscope(0:51:07) Scorpio Horoscope(0:53:46) Sagittarius Horoscope(0:57:09) Capricorn Horoscope(0:59:40) Aquarius Horoscope(1:02:43) Pisces HoroscopeEpisode 47. This episode was recorded on September 7, 2026.You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  7 Signs You’re Actually About to LEVEL UP (Yes, ESPECIALLY If YOUR Life is FALLING APART) 09.09.2026 1t 7min

  IS YOUR LIFE IN SHAMBLES? Does it feel like nothing is going according to plan? Well, you are in luck! The fact that your entire reality is turning to dust may actually mean you’re on the precipice of a MASSIVE UPLEVEL. You’ve outgrown your conditions. You’ve expanded beyond the walls of your current reality. And something much, much bigger is about to unfold. In today’s Tea Party, Aliza reveals the 7 SIGNS that you’re about to experience a MASSIVE UPLEVEL — that's astrological signs AND spiritual signals, diva, which means we leave no stone unturned.🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️At today’s Tea Party, Aliza breaks down which zodiac signs are going through it right now (and what it means if you have them in your chart), your existential dissatisfaction as critical information, how endings can become extraordinary catalysts, and why some of our biggest transformations begin when we have absolutely no choice but to move forward. Because an uplevel doesn’t always arrive as a golden ticket — sometimes it arrives as a pink slip, a breakup, a crisis, or truly enormous breakdown. If your old reality can no longer contain who you’re becoming, congratulations, baby: you may, in fact, be experiencing an UPLEVEL UP of epic proportions. Time to sip!🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party(00:09:34) What is an uplevel?(00:16:20) Uplevel #1: Virgo or Pisces Placements(00:24:24) Uplevel #2: Leo Placements(00:30:05) Uplevel #3: Aquarius Placements(00:36:00) Uplevel #4: Gemini Placements(00:43:27) Uplevel #5: Major Planetary Returns(00:51:37) Uplevel #6: Everything's Annoying(00:55:05) Uplevel #7: Everything's Crumbling (aka Tower Moments)Episode 46. This episode was recorded on August 28, 2026.You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Week of Sept 7: FINALLY! New Moon in Virgo = The PERFECT Time to MANIFEST and MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN! (Let's DO IT!) 07.09.2026 57min

  The Eclipse Season evacuation order has officially been lifted, and baby, WE ARE BACK AT IT with a gorgeous New Moon in Virgo. This week’s horoscope is absolutely perfect for manifesting, setting intentions, and making it all happen… and that’s exactly what’s in store. But wait! What has changed in the past 6 weeks? How have you blossomed? Transformed? What have you learned? You are not returning to the same life you left in July. Eclipse Season changed things. YOU changed — and we’ve got to tea about it.🌜 COVEN MEETING: https://constellation-club.com 🌛🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️With everything you know TODAY, what do you actually want next? On September 10, the Sun and Moon meet at 18º Virgo, while Venus enters Scorpio and Mercury enters Libra, giving us an extraordinary opportunity to take everything Eclipse Season revealed and turn that wisdom into new intentions, rituals, habits, systems, and possibilities. Let’s pull a tarot card for the week ahead, explore a profound journal prompt, and dive into personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs to reveal exactly what YOU should be manifesting under this New Moon. It’s time to make some magic!🌜 COVEN MEETING: https://constellation-club.com 🌛🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️(0:00:00) Weekly Brew(0:15:21) Journal Prompt(0:15:37) Tarot Card of the Week(0:19:30) Aries Horoscope(0:22:28) Taurus Horoscope(0:25:10) Gemini Horoscope(0:28:20) Cancer Horoscope(0:30:45) Leo Horoscope(0:33:42) Virgo Horoscope(0:37:00) Libra Horoscope(0:40:30) Scorpio Horoscope(0:43:25) Sagittarius Horoscope(0:46:14) Capricorn Horoscope(0:49:13) Aquarius Horoscope(0:52:36) Pisces HoroscopeEpisode 45. This episode was recorded on August 24, 2026.You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Your Saturn Sign... And Why It Matters 02.09.2026 1t 8min

  DING DONG! DADDY’S HOME! Today, we’re talking about YOUR Saturn through all 12 zodiac signs — the strict daddy of the zodiac, keeper of consequences, Lord of the Rings, and the planet behind one of astrology’s most infamous rites of passage: your Saturn Return. Plus, obviously, we get into Saturn’s completely unhinged mythology involving castration, cannibalism, and the family drama that Freud j’adores. But before you run away screaming, consider this: What if getting older is actually a privilege? What if Saturn gets BETTER with age? And what if the placement you’ve spent your life wrestling with eventually becomes one of your greatest sources of power? It’s a bitter brew — but you can handle it!🎟️ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️In today’s Tea Party, Aliza dives into Saturn’s freaky lair to explore time, aging, boundaries, responsibility, maturity, mortality, and why Saturn is constantly forcing us to contend with the terrifying reality that our time here is finite. We unpack the infamous Saturn Return, the seven-year Saturn checkpoints that shape our lives, and why Saturn eventually transforms from external expectation into internal authority. Your Saturn placement reveals the part of your life that takes TIME to master — and the older you get, the more powerful it becomes. So pour yourself a strong cup, respect your elders, and prepare to get served. It’s time for tea!🎟️ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party(00:04:34) Saturn: Daddy Time? Grim Reaper?(00:08:53) Saturn Return, Saturn Square, Saturn Opposition(00:10:32) Saturn’s Mythology + Villain Origin(00:30:27) Saturn in Aries(00:34:24) Saturn in Taurus(00:37:24) Saturn in Gemini(00:39:50) Saturn in Cancer(00:43:07) Saturn in Leo(00:45:11) Saturn in Virgo(00:48:31) Saturn in Libra(00:52:01) Saturn in Scorpio(00:55:01) Saturn in Sagittarius(00:57:50) Saturn in Capricorn(01:01:06) Saturn in Aquarius(01:03:42) Saturn in PiscesEpisode 44. This episode was recorded on August 20, 2026.You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Week of Aug 31: RARE LUCKY Jupiter + Saturn — It's Been 13 YEARS! (ROLL THE DICE; It's Now or NEVER!) 31.08.2026 1t 7min

  Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, diva? I hope so, because your horoscope looks good! This week, Casino Daddy (Jupiter) sits down for a very important business meeting with the Strictest Daddy of them all (Saturn) — and it’s shockingly successful. Seriously! Jupiter has lofty ambitions, and Saturn is fired up by this real, promising opportunity. When luck, opportunity, and hard work all come together… honey, it’s time to ROLL THE DICE. This is major!🎟️ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️On Monday, August 31, Jupiter in Leo forms a gorgeous trine with Saturn in Aries, creating one of the most auspicious astrological alignments of the year. What could happen if you actually bet on the idea? Took the risk? Shoot your shot? But wait! TANC — there is something VERY strange happening with the number 13: Jupiter and Saturn haven’t aligned in 13 years, they’re meeting at 13º, and then Mercury and Mars are at 13º, too! It’s tea! Plus: a tarot pull, journal prompt — and obviously— personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. Let’s sip!🎟️ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️(0:00:00) Weekly Brew(0:21:09) Journal Prompt(0:21:22) Tarot Card of the Week(0:25:13) Aries Horoscope(0:27:40) Taurus Horoscope(0:30:22) Gemini Horoscope(0:33:40) Cancer Horoscope(0:36:32) Leo Horoscope(0:40:12) Virgo Horoscope(0:44:41) Libra Horoscope(0:48:07) Scorpio Horoscope(0:52:22) Sagittarius Horoscope(0:55:48) Capricorn Horoscope(0:59:51) Aquarius Horoscope(1:03:21) Pisces HoroscopeEpisode 43. This episode was recorded on August 18, 2026.You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Tea is for TAROT: EVERY CARD, EXPLAINED (Lore! Symbolism! Interpretations! Oh MY!) 26.08.2026 1t 7min

  It’s TEA for TAROT! Whether you’re a seasoned tarot card reader or you’re just getting started, Aliza spills the lore, the method, and her hottest takes on the 78-cards — breaking down the entire deck (every! single! tarot! card!) so you can stop memorizing pictures and start actually interpreting the messages. Tea is served… and this time, it comes with a spread.🩸 ECLIPSE WORKSHOP: https://constellation-club.com 🩸🎟️ OCTOBER SHOW TIX: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️Together, we explore tarot’s juicy history, and Aliza breaks down the architecture of the deck: Wands, Pentacles, Swords, and Cups. We explore the Minor Arcana — the hidden journey from Ace through Ten; and why Pages, Knights, Queens, and Kings make SO much more sense when you stop treating them like random medieval people and start understanding the energy they represent. Then we enter the Major Arcana — the big baddies — and follow The Fool through all 22 cards on one enormous journey. This is tarot like you’ve never experienced it before — clear, direct, and so deliciously esoTEAric!🩸 ECLIPSE WORKSHOP: https://constellation-club.com 🩸🎟️ OCTOBER SHOW TIX: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea (Tarot) Party(00:07:58) How I Learned Tarot(00:10:34) Do You Need to Be Gifted Your First Tarot Deck?(00:12:47) The History of Tarot(00:19:12) Understanding The Rider-Waite-Smith Deck(00:23:28) The Four Tarot Suits + Astrological Elements(00:28:21) How to Read the Minor Arcana(00:38:02) How to Read the Court Cards(00:44:48) Major Arcana + The Hero's Journey(00:45:29) The Fool (0) through The Chariot (VII)(00:51:57) Strength (VIII) through Temperance (XIV)(00:57:29) The Devil (XV) through The World (XXI)(01:03:45) Final Tarot Secrets (Hot Tarot Tea!)Episode 42. This episode was recorded on August 12, 2026.You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Week of Aug 24: SHOCKING Blood Moon LUNAR ECLIPSE in Pisces! (HAUNTING Breakthroughs & REVEALS) 24.08.2026 1t 8min

  Blood on the Moon!? The LUNAR ECLIPSE is coming — and this one is going to get SPOOKY. A powerful Lunar Eclipse in Pisces brings a nearly 2-year eclipse story closer toward its dramatic conclusion, AND forms a chaotic T-square with Uranus (the planet of shock and disruption). So what happens when an unpredictable planet crashes directly into an unpredictable eclipse? Please fasten your seatbelt; we anticipate tremendous amounts of turbulence.🩸 ECLIPSE WORKSHOP: https://constellation-club.com 🩸🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR (SELLING OUT): https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️This week, Aliza breaks down everything you need to know about the Blood Moon Lunar Eclipse in Pisces: why the Moon turns red, what makes a Lunar Eclipse different from a Solar Eclipse, and why this particular eclipse could deliver MAJOR revelations, emotional breakthroughs. Plus: a journal prompt, tarot pull. and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs revealing what it means for you. Tea service begins now.🩸 ECLIPSE WORKSHOP: https://constellation-club.com 🩸🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR (SELLING OUT): https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️(0:00:00) Weekly Brew(0:21:19) Journal Prompt(0:21:30) Tarot Card of the Week(0:25:33) Aries Horoscope(0:28:22) Taurus Horoscope(0:31:15) Gemini Horoscope(0:34:19) Cancer Horoscope(0:37:44) Leo Horoscope(0:41:31) Virgo Horoscope(0:46:27) Libra Horoscope(0:50:13) Scorpio Horoscope(0:53:36) Sagittarius Horoscope(0:57:31) Capricorn Horoscope(1:00:52) Aquarius Horoscope(1:04:44) Pisces HoroscopeNote: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.Episode 41. This episode was recorded on August 13, 2026.———You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyFollow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.podJoin the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  CRASHING OUT or LOCKING IN? Plus, The GHOST of Marilyn Monroe! HEXING Your Enemies! The 12th House WINS! (feat. Cogey) 19.08.2026 20min

  You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Cogey — comedian, creator, vintage icon, and (unofficial) Marilyn Monroe channeler. As a Taurus Sun with an Aries Moon, Cogey knows sometimes you simply have to crash out to lock in! So on today’s episode, Cogey and Aliza a complex brew on creativity, being perceived, cursing your enemies with barbarous words, and going viral. It’s all totally normal!🎟️ HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️Aliza and Cogey explore psychic sensitivity, ancestral connections, and how Marilyn Monroe shows up in her creative practices. Plus, a lucky tarot card promises new opportunities, Casino Daddy Jupiter comes bearing MONEY, and Cogey delivers a stunning transatlantic AstroloTea performance. It’s funny! It’s witchy! It’s giving cross-platform hexes! So grab a cup and get to steeping; tea is served!🎟️ HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️(0:00:00) Welcome Cogey to the Tea Party(00:01:28) Sleeping & Eating: Taurus Sun Things(00:02:47) Crashing Out & Locking In: The Aries Moon Story(00:04:24) How Aliza Curses Her Enemies (Barbarous Words)(00:05:42) Tarot Pull(00:07:39) The 11th House: Going Viral & Being Perceived(00:12:12) The 12th House: Big Feelings & Channeling Marilyn Monroe(00:15:39) Jupiter, Abundance, and Career Predictions(00:18:38) Cogey Spills Hot Tea!!!!Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.Episode 40. This episode was recorded on May 13, 2026.———You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyFollow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.podJoin the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Week of Aug 17: INSTANT Virgo Season INTENSITY = You're DONE Playing Games (CHANGE HAPPENS NOW!) 17.08.2026 1t 5min

  Still reeling from last week’s Total Solar Eclipse in Leo? Well, Virgo Season is here — and you may be entitled to compensation. Or, at least, a plan you can actually start to work with. You’re done playing games, and all of us are going to be experiencing a massive energetic shift, which means Aliza Kelly is serving piping hot horoscopes for every single zodiac sign.🎃 HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎃In this brew, Aliza breaks down the real meaning of Virgo — beyond perfectionism, organization, and alphabetized spice racks — exploring Mercury’s powerful relationship with this mutable Earth sign, why Virgo is the zodiac’s master of refinement, and how our daily habits, routines, and practices become the building blocks of our biggest dreams. And after last week’s life-changing Solar Eclipse, this shift couldn’t come at a better time. Plus, a journal prompt, tarot pull, and scalding takes you simply won’t want to miss. Time for tea!🎃 HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎃(0:00:00) Weekly Brew(0:21:35) Journal Prompt(0:21:46) Tarot Card of the Week(0:26:20) Aries Horoscope(0:29:39) Taurus Horoscope(0:32:56) Gemini Horoscope(0:36:22) Cancer Horoscope(0:38:57) Leo Horoscope(0:42:17) Virgo Horoscope(0:45:40) Libra Horoscope(0:48:57) Scorpio Horoscope(0:51:51) Sagittarius Horoscope(0:54:44) Capricorn Horoscope(0:57:47) Aquarius Horoscope(1:01:21) Pisces HoroscopeNote: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.Episode 39. This episode was recorded on August 11, 2026.———You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyFollow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.podJoin the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  DOs and DON'Ts of Eclipse Season — What Eclipses Mean For YOU (This is IMPORTANT!) 12.08.2026 55min

  It’s Eclipse Season, baby! Everything’s changing! But what are you actually supposed to DO during Eclipse Season? Should you manifest? Absolutely not! Should you panic? Not necessarily! In today’s timely (and incredibly important) episode, Aliza Kelly spills the DOs and DON’Ts of Eclipse Season — including WHO is going to be most rock-and-rolled by this wild, crazy, unexpected energy. Yeehaw? 🌜WORKSHOP TONIGHT: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ Why are eclipses so different from ordinary New Moons and Full Moons? Why is manifestation such a big no-no? Who will be most impacted by the August 12 Solar Eclipse in Leo …or the August 28 Lunar Eclipse in Pisces? Aliza has something for everyone, and let’s you know EXACTLY what Eclipse Season means for you! Expect fate. Expect intensity. Expect revelations. But most importantly, expect the unexpected — because this energy absolutely spills the tea. 🌜WORKSHOP TONIGHT: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️(00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party (04:40) Why are Eclipses Such a Big Deal? (06:39) DO Meet the Eclipses (17:28) DON’T Manifest (25:45) DO Know What Eclipses Mean For You (35:45) DON’T Panic (42:20) DO Learn Your Eclipse Story (48:57) DON’T Be Surprised If Nothing HappensNote: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.Episode 38. This episode was recorded on August 4, 2026.———You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyFollow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.podJoin the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Week of Aug 10: TOTAL Solar Eclipse in Leo = EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED! Eclipse Season is Here! (FATE! KARMA! DESTINY! Oh My!) 10.08.2026 1t 11min

  Welcome aboard AstroloTea Airlines — but WATCH OUT! We’re flying directly into a Total Solar Eclipse in Leo… for the first time since 2017! And your horoscope is burning hot! So what does this mean for you? Well, some passengers will be upgraded to First Class. Slay! Others, unfortunately, will being escorted onto an entirely different aircraft—arrival time and final destination remains unknown. Either way, buckle up, baby. Eclipse Season has arrived.🎃 HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎃🔗 TIMEPASSAGES DISCOUNT: TEAVIP http://onelink.to/timepassages  🔗Together, Aliza breaks down the WHO, WHAT, WHEN, and WHY of the Total Solar Eclipse in Leo — and how this moment connects back to major chapters from 2017–2019, 2007–2009, and the Solar Eclipse in Aquarius six months ago. Because eclipses don’t operate on our schedules: they accelerate the inevitable, expose what we have outgrown, and propel us toward the next chapter …whether we’re packed or still frantically looking for our passport. Plus, a journal prompt, tarot pull, and 12 horoscopes — for each and every sign. Prepare for takeoff!🎃 HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎃🔗 TIMEPASSAGES DISCOUNT: TEAVIP http://onelink.to/timepassages 🔗(0:00:00) Weekly Brew(0:26:40) Journal Prompt(0:26:52) Tarot Card of the Week(0:31:28) Aries Horoscope(0:35:16) Taurus Horoscope(0:38:08) Gemini Horoscope(0:42:00) Cancer Horoscope(0:45:50) Leo Horoscope(0:48:45) Virgo Horoscope(0:52:44) Libra Horoscope(0:55:18) Scorpio Horoscope(0:58:52) Sagittarius Horoscope(1:01:19) Capricorn Horoscope(1:04:27) Aquarius Horoscope(1:07:47) Pisces HoroscopeNote: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.Episode 37. This episode was recorded on August 3, 2026.———You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyFollow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.podJoin the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Your Moon's Phase.. And Why It Matters 05.08.2026 1t 6min

  It’s not just a phase; it’s YOUR phase! By popular demand, Aliza dives into the eight Lunar Phases—because what the Moon was doing when you were born reveals astonishing insight into your emotional wiring, your creative process, your soul's purpose, and even your unique magical abilities. Whether you're a bold Full Moon baby, a dreamy New Moon manifestor, or an old-soul Dark Moon mystic, this episode will help you understand your emotional landscape in a whole new way. Welcome to the third and final installment of our Lunar Trilogy, divas. We’ve Moonmaxxed are way to the top!🎃 OCTOBER TOUR: https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎃🌞 RETREAT THIS WEEKEND: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞Together, we explore all eight Lunar Phases—from the hopeful New Moon to the psychic Dark Moon—and what each one reveals about you. Along the way, Aliza explains why the Moon phase you were born under is one of the most overlooked parts of a birth chart, shares fascinating new research on how the Moon may affect human behavior and sleep, and uses the life cycle of a humble dandelion to bring the entire lunar cycle to life. It's poetic. It's practical. It's powerful. And, obviously... it's piping hot tea.🎃 OCTOBER TOUR: https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎃🌞 RETREAT THIS WEEKEND: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞(0:00:00)  Welcome to the Tea Party(00:04:16)  What Your Lunar Phase Says About You(00:11:41)  Why the Lunar Phases Matter(00:14:19)  Are Humans Really Affected by the Moon?(00:19:44)  How to Find Your Natal Moon Phase(00:24:25)  New Moon & What It Means for You(00:29:54)  Waxing Crescent & What It Means for You(00:33:45)  First Quarter Moon & What It Means for You(00:38:01)  Waxing Gibbous & What It Means for You(00:43:42)  Full Moon & What It Means for You(00:48:56)  Waning Gibbous & What It Means for You(00:53:13)  Last Quarter Moon & What It Means for You(00:58:18)  Dark Moon / Waning Crescent & What It Means for YouNote: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.Episode 36. This episode was recorded on July 29, 2026.———You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyFollow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.podJoin the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Week of Aug 3: It's a BIG DEAL! (ARE YOU READY?) — Contracts, Commitments, and Serious Relationships! 03.08.2026 1t 3min

  Are you ready to sign on the dotted line? Your horoscope is HOT, and this week, prepare for huge commitments: a lover, collaborator, investor, business partner, or lifelong friend who changes the trajectory of your life. Aliza spills on Venus entering Libra (one of its favorite places to be!) and the important business meeting between the Sun and Saturn — reminders that every relationship is an agreement, and the right partnership can unlock a future that changes your life forever. Oolala!GET YOUR TICKET FOR ALIZA'S HAUNTED TEA PARTY: SPOOKY SEASON ASTROLOGY TOUR!🎃 OCTOBER TOUR: https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎃🎟️ PRESALE CODE: FIRSTDIBS 🎟️🌞 RETREAT THIS WEEKEND: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞We’re in the Eclipse Season portal now, so whether you're negotiating a contract, defining a relationship, launching a creative project, or simply learning how to advocate for what you deserve, this week's astrology reminds us that the biggest opportunities will always require strategic negotiation. Plus: this week's journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. It's glamorous. It's fierce. It's giving power lunch. And, obviously, that means tea will be served.GET YOUR TICKET FOR ALIZA'S HAUNTED TEA PARTY: SPOOKY SEASON ASTROLOGY TOUR!🎃 OCTOBER TOUR: https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎃🎟️ PRESALE CODE: FIRSTDIBS 🎟️🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞(0:00:00) Weekly Brew(0:19:23) Journal Prompt(0:19:38) Tarot Card of the Week(0:24:28) Aries Horoscope(0:27:43) Taurus Horoscope(0:31:44) Gemini Horoscope(0:34:28) Cancer Horoscope(0:36:59) Leo Horoscope(0:40:18) Virgo Horoscope(0:43:44) Libra Horoscope(0:46:25) Scorpio Horoscope(0:50:22) Sagittarius Horoscope(0:53:48) Capricorn Horoscope(0:56:31) Aquarius Horoscope(0:59:24) Pisces HoroscopeNote: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.Episode 35. This episode was recorded on July 27, 2026.———You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyFollow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.podJoin the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Your North & South Nodes... Why They Matter 29.07.2026 56min

  It’s giving destiny! This week, we’re exploring YOUR North and South Nodes — symbols of fate, destiny, and karmic purpose in your chart. Everyone has the Nodes of Destiny (aka the Lunar Nodes) in their chart, and at this Tea Party, we’re spilling on what they mean for you. Plus, with the North Node and South Node now on a new 18-month journey, everyone is feeling the churn: that is, your soul’s mission twisting and turning to ensure you are on the right path! Are you going through your Nodal Return? Your Nodal Opposition? Nodal Square? Honey, it’s tea!🌜 JOIN THE COVEN: https://constellation-club.com 🌛🌞 ECLIPSE RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞Together, we unravel the mythology of the North and South Node (the vedic story of Rahu and Ketu), explore why eclipses change your life (literally overnight), and decode the meaning of these powerful karmic points. Then, Aliza breaks down all six nodal axes — from Aries and Libra through Virgo and Pisces — revealing the karmic lessons, soul contracts, and villain origin stories tucked inside every placement. Whether you're approaching a major nodal activation, wondering why certain themes in your life keep repeating, or you’re simply trying to understand what your birth chart says about your purpose, this episode will help you connect the dots between your past, your present, and the future. It's philosophical, practical, powerful …and, obvs, it's absolutely steaming.🌜 JOIN THE COVEN: https://constellation-club.com 🌛🌞 ECLIPSE RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party(00:05:02) What are the North and South Nodes (Nodes of Destiny)?(00:07:17) Nodal Cycles: Nodal Returns, Nodal Oppositions, Nodal Squares(00:11:01) Why Eclipses Activate Your Destiny(00:13:31) Rahu, Ketu, and the Mythology of the Lunar Nodes(00:22:24) Nodes in Aries - Libra(00:26:23) Nodes in Taurus - Scorpio(00:33:00) Nodes in Gemini - Sagittarius(00:37:39) Nodes in Cancer - Capricorn(00:42:05) Nodes in Leo - Aquarius (Nodal Return / Nodal Opposition)(00:49:34) Nodes in Virgo - PiscesNote: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.Episode 34. This episode was recorded on July 23, 2026.———You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyFollow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.podJoin the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Week of July 27: Full Moon in Aquarius = UNLEASH THY FREAK! The Nodes of Destiny have AWAKENED! (It's ALL HAPPENING!) 27.07.2026 1t 10min

  Get your freak on! With the North Node entering Aquarius for the first time since 2007, a dazzling Full Moon in Aquarius making things very weird (in a great way), and Jupiter yielding one of the luckiest moments of the year, this week's astrology kicks off an entirely new 18-month chapter of fate, purpose, and possibility. Are you ready to blast into the future? Well, get buckle up — it’s happening NOW!🌕 FULL MOON WORKSHOP: https://constellation-club.com 🌕☀️ AUGUST RETREAT:  https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreatIn this Weekly Brew, Aliza Aliza explores why the Leo-Aquarius axis asks us to balance individuality with community, explains how this cosmic reset connects back to the last North Node in Aquarius cycle (2007–2009), shares her beloved Spiritual Remote Control manifestation ritual (the 6th Annual!), happening on Wednesday in the Constellation Club (https://constellation-club.com), and why this moment feels so high stakes. BECAUSE IT IS! Grab your favorite cuppa something, because we're diving into a brand-new timeline …and this one sings!🌕 FULL MOON WORKSHOP: https://constellation-club.com 🌕☀️ AUGUST RETREAT:  https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat(0:00:00) Weekly Brew(0:26:49) Journal Prompt(0:27:05) Tarot Card of the Week(0:31:13) Aries Horoscope(0:34:29) Taurus Horoscope(0:38:31) Gemini Horoscope(0:41:03) Cancer Horoscope(0:44:04) Leo Horoscope(0:47:26) Virgo Horoscope(0:51:07) Libra Horoscope(0:54:19) Scorpio Horoscope(0:57:20) Sagittarius Horoscope(1:00:05) Capricorn Horoscope(1:03:10) Aquarius Horoscope(1:06:26) Pisces HoroscopeNote: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.Episode 33. This episode was recorded on July 21, 2026.———You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyFollow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.podJoin the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Dana Patterson: Taurus Hedonism, Fated Fame, and (Barely) Surviving Your Saturn Return 22.07.2026 28min

  You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Dana Patterson — model, creator, and unapologetically fabulous Taurus! Dana joins Aliza for tea, tarot cards, and some spicy astrology sips. Together, they spill on spiritual inspiration, brutal heartbreak, and why Saturn Return really is that bitch. Plus, why a Gemini Moon and Sagittarius Rising are always down to clown.🌞 RETREAT RSVP: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞In this episode, Aliza and Dana dish on Gemini Men (spoiler: it’s nothing good), the hidden magic of predictive techniques, and manifestation rituals designed to actually keep you inspired.  Plus, Aliza reveals the extraordinary astrological transits that suggest Dana may be entering one of the biggest eras of her career. It's funny! It's thoughtful! It's witchy! But, most importantly, it's very hot. So grab a cup and sip the brew; tea is served!🌞 RETREAT RSVP: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞(0:00) Welcome Dana Patterson to the Tea Party(2:01) Tarot Pull(3:02) Taurus PSA — It's Time to Wake Up!(4:33) Taurus Sun Qualities(6:49) Fame Signatures in the Birth Chart & Authenticity(9:07) Saturn Return: Heartbreak & Reinvention(15:29) Manifestation, Magic, & Lunar Wisdom(19:22) Mars in Leo, Jupiter in Leo, & Career Predictions(20:50) Rapid Fire Astrology Questions(26:19) Can Astrology Tell the Future?Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.Episode 32. This episode was recorded on May 13, 2026.———You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyFollow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.podJoin the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Week of July 20: MAJOR Leo Season DRAMA — BARBAULT'S BASKET; This Has NEVER Happened Before! (Totally NUTS!) 20.07.2026 1t 9min

  Holy moly, divas. It's happening. Not only is it Leo Season (meow), but one of the most anticipated astrological moments in modern history has officially arrived: Barbault’s Basket. Astrologers have been talking about this rare planetary configuration for more than 70 years, and now—for the first time in recorded history—Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto are aligning at 4º in Fire and Air signs. So... what does that actually mean? And should we be excited... or terrified?‼️ LAST CALL TO JOIN MY RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat ‼️In this week's Weekly Brew, we explore why astrologers have been anticipating this moment for decades, what these elemental shifts actually mean, and why this is a turning point in history. Plus: Leo Season officially begins! We celebrate the zodiac's boldest sign, and celebrate what this means for your creativity, confidence, visibility, and joy.You won’t want to miss these personalized horoscopes, served for all 12 zodiac signs, along with this week's journal prompt, tarot pull, and guidance for navigating one of the most extraordinary astrological weeks we've ever experienced. Whether this Basket brings breakthroughs, revolutions, or just some solid conversations, one thing is certain: the future is now—and honey, the tea is piping hot.⚠️ LAST CALL TO JOIN MY RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat ⚠️(0:00:00) Weekly Brew(0:24:03) Journal Prompt(0:24:19) Tarot Card of the Week(0:28:46) Aries Horoscope(0:32:11) Taurus Horoscope(0:35:45) Gemini Horoscope(0:39:24) Cancer Horoscope(0:42:36) Leo Horoscope(0:46:52) Virgo Horoscope(0:50:28) Libra Horoscope(0:54:38) Scorpio Horoscope(0:57:39) Sagittarius Horoscope(1:00:35) Capricorn Horoscope(1:03:34) Aquarius Horoscope(1:06:01) Pisces HoroscopeNote: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.Episode 31. This episode was recorded on July 8, 2026.———You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyFollow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.podJoin the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Answering Your Biggest Astrology Questions! 15.07.2026 48min

  You asked for it… literally! For our very first AstroloTea Q&A, Aliza is tackling some of the biggest, most frequently asked astrology questions from the communiTEA — and honey, nothing is off the table. Should you listen to your Sun, Moon, or Rising horoscope? What's the deal with Black Moon Lilith? Which house system is actually "right?" And what does it really mean if you were born during a retrograde? It's the FAQ, baby!🌞DON’T MISS OUR RETREAT! https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞Together, we steep deep into how horoscopes are actually constructed, why every single zodiac sign exists somewhere in your birth chart (even if you don't have planets there), and why astrology works a little differently depending on where you live in the world — including a special shoutout to our Southern Hemisphere divas.Whether you're brand new to astrology or have been studying for years, this episode is packed with practical insights, surprising mythology, and the kind of nuanced spiritual conversations that you would expect from a Tea Party. Pinky’s up!🌞DON’T MISS OUR RETREAT! https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party(00:05:12) Question 1: Horoscopes for my Sun, Moon, or Rising?(00:10:58) Question 2: What if I don't have a sign in my chart?(00:14:04) Question 3: How does astrology apply to the Southern Hemipshere?(00:20:49) Question 4: Whole Sign vs. Placidus?(00:29:57) Question 5: Explain retrograde natal planets?(00:35:39) Question 6: Tell me about Black Moon Lilith?(00:42:47) Question 7: Due dates vs. birth dates?Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.Episode 30. This episode was recorded on July 7, 2026.———You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyFollow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.podJoin the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Week of July 13: ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME! UNHINGED New Moon in Cancer and INSANE Energy (LAST CHANCE!) 13.07.2026 55min

  This is it, friends! Between the New Moon in Cancer — the last before ECLIPSE SEASON — and Barbault Basket’s coming into formation (an alignment that has NEVER happened before, literally), we are TRULY at the end of the line… so you BETTER make it count! No pressure, but after this week, everything changes. This is your LAST CHANCE!🌞DON’T MISS OUR RETREAT! https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞In this Weekly Brew, Aliza unpacks why the Cancer New Moon is such fertile ground for manifestation, how emotions are the building blocks for reality, and why getting buckwild has such deep spiritual significance.Then, 4 of astrology's most influential outer planets are rapidly moving into one of the rarest planetary configurations in recorded history; a phenomenon astrologers have anticipated for more than 70 years. While the biggest shifts are still unfolding, this week's New Moon offers a rare opportunity to ground yourself, reconnect with your truth, and prepare for an entirely new chapter.Plus: this week's journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. Tea is served!🌞DON’T MISS OUR RETREAT! https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞(0:00:00) Weekly Brew(0:12:52) Journal Prompt(0:13:13) Tarot Card of the Week(0:18:08) Aries Horoscope(0:21:41) Taurus Horoscope(0:24:38) Gemini Horoscope(0:27:19) Cancer Horoscope(0:31:01) Leo Horoscope(0:34:44) Virgo Horoscope(0:38:16) Libra Horoscope(0:41:08) Scorpio Horoscope(0:43:37) Sagittarius Horoscope(0:46:51) Capricorn Horoscope(0:49:19) Aquarius Horoscope(0:51:03) Pisces HoroscopeNote: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.Episode 29. This episode was recorded on July 6, 2026.———You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyFollow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.podJoin the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.