The Slaptail Squad

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  Three Halves makes one helluva cool robot: Monstrous minutes 8/1 16.09.2026 5min

  If I told you there existed a centaur like, Goat headed thing, that wielded axes and chainsaws, would you think it's purpose was search and rescue? This week on Monstrous Minutes, JD Hutchins, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town introduces Slaptail Nation to Three Halves. Part demon, part robot, all go!   Support the Patreon   https://patreon.com/theslaptailsquad
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  Dog house hiding, and rat fleas jamming to the Delta Blues on a voyage of the damned 13.09.2026 1t 47min

  This week the squad unites for its typical banter and irreverent humor mixed with some interesting topics of discussion.  The Beaveman returns from his trip to where it all began, Ft. Benning Georgia. He welcomed his young friend into the brotherhood of the US Army Airborne and Infantry. Follow me! All the way! The Swan brings us this weeks featured piece of sh!+. This guy wants to hide out in a tiny doghouse that is clearly not suited to house the Norse God of Thunder! Chavezz Alfredo Thor Russell tried to get away, but the bad boys got him. Can Swan deliver the news in local anchor style? Nope! But it was fun to mess around.  The Beaveman continues to provide context and pull the squad and the audience into the time of the Great Mortality. This week, he discusses the Oriental Rat Flea.  Nolan brings a surprisingly interesting tale of the voyage of the damned, and JD rambles on relentlessly abut the Delta Blues and deals with the Devil. Robert Johnson, and Tommy Johnson got their guitar skills, bo skills, and skills with dealing with animals bred for their skills in magic directly from Old Scratch himself. Or did they?  Swan brings it home in the only way she can, with Dumb Jokes with Swan.  Its another fun episode. Join us each week for The Slaptail Squad and for extra content like the Monstrous Minutes and our new video segment on YouTube and Patreon, Slaptales.  Thank you all for the love and support.  Send us money so we can have Sex Power, and more money https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Email us topics [email protected] and of course, find us on our socials Check out our website https://www.slaptailnation.com/  
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  A Really old tree, A Cute Little Rat, A few jokes brought to you from Canada, and Don't Forget to Wash your Hands. Season 8 Episode 1 Here we come again! 06.09.2026 1t 21min

  Members of the Great Slaptail Nation, Welcome back. Or, if you're brand new and you've stumbled your way here, welcome.We want to thank each and every one of you for everyone for listening— you've endured our questionable decisions, Beaveman's Not So Grand Rounds, JD's Monsters Lair, Nolan's Weird History, Drippy Steve's unnecessary oversharing, Swan's terrible jokes, and conversations that somehow keep getting recorded. We've survived aliens, bodily fluids, bizarre medical conditions, questionable life choices, and whatever the hell happened in the last season. And we're back bringing you even more this season!!!  It's the premier of Season 8 and the "Squad" unites! Beaveman decides to determine the order of segments with a brief bout of Rock, Paper, Scissors. It goes as about as well as you think it would. Between Steven trying to change the structure of the show and our resident Dark Lord unsurprisingly choosing the left hand path and cheating his way through it, it's a surprise they came to any decisions at all. Oh well, that's what happens when you get a bunch of idiots to compete with each other. Nolan gets us started with the weird history of doctors washing their hands. It doesn't end well for the man who originally made the suggestion. JD cheats his way to an opportunity of being able to drag us into The Monster's Lair where news of an ancient tree's death leads us down a rabbit hole the size of a forest. Swan gives us a "very interesting" segment about this week's Featured Piece of Sh1+. Next we get Beaveman's Not So Ground Rounds about a dark, little, furry creature and no it's not his pen1$. This Season, Not So Grand Rounds will be a series of stories surrounding the same subject. Listen to find out what! Finally as always, Swan pummels us with awful jokes. This time around, her jokes, if you can even call them that, take on a distinctly Canadian tone. It's Season 8 of The Slaptail Squad! Buckle up and get ready because here we go again... because we know what it means to walk the lonely street of dreams...   As long as those dreams involve   Money. Sex. Power.   Support the show in the new season and beyond   https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
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  D-Day and Conflict Sand: Monstrous Minutes -15 03.09.2026 3min

  Scientists study the sand of D-Day beaches 80 + years after the Normandy invasion, the French coastlines where battles occurred, are "bleeding metal." After another 100 years or so, the wounds of the D-Day beaches will be fully healed, unlike the wounds of human war history and the ones of the warfighters unlucky enough to bear witness to said history. Send topics to the Squad that you want us to cover or topics for the Trailer Park Monster to cover on Monstrous Minutes [email protected] Join our Patreon https://patreon.com/theslaptailsquad
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  A Humourist, a Cryptid, and the O-Pied O-Piper of Opossums talk nonsense 30.08.2026 1t 44min

  It's the last episode of season seven and the squad unites. Nope. They didn't. Just the Beaveman and two of his friends who happen to be two very funny individuals. Comedian Dale Earnhardt, the mullet-having, midwest macabre Lord of Opossums and GD Fenderson, certified forensic humourist join the Beaveman for a talk about everything. When we say everything, we are pretty close. Topics include but are not limited to: stories about food, food in the military, GD's bullies, Beaveman's paratrooper stories, that asshole Pete Hegseth, racial profiling, picks of Jodi Arias's butthole, Indiana Jones ageism, GD's vigilante days, Sedley Alley (huge piece of sh!+), Suzanne Collins RIP beautiful soul, serial killers, and whatever else they can think of. Thank you for joining in on the fun. Here is to upcoming season 8.  Support the show in the new season and beyond https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
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  Amphibious Cockroaches. The future of search and rescue?: Monstrous Minutes -13 26.08.2026 2min

  This week on Monstrous Minutes, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchis presents a brief glimpse into the possible future of search and rescue. Scientists are strapping Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches into diving suits for new efforts to advance Search and Rescue. Imagine being saved by the real world equivalent to the Prawns from District 9!? Help support the show https://patreon.com/theslaptailsquad
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  Author of Moon Child, Anthony Dyer joins the Slaptail Squad for idiocy training 23.08.2026 1t 20min

  This week, the Slaptail Squad welcomes author Anthony Dyer to the show. Anthony is a former U.S. Air Force special missions aviator with over a decade of experience in special operations aviation. He flew high-risk missions around the globe, earning multiple accolades including the Air Force's Jolly Green Rescue Mission of the Year in 2018. Will that experience help him keep his sanity on a podcast like the Slaptail Squad? Guess you have to listen to find out.  The Beaveman presents a common condition known to our guest, you guessed it, motion sickness. Nolan keeps his pie-hole shut, and the Swan brings us one hell of a depressing story about this weeks featured piece of sh!+.  Thank you to all of our humans in the armed forces, to our veterans, and the good people of planet earth that are doing the best to protect the people around them and this rock we live on.  Thank you for listening.  Please check out Anthony's book. Available for purchase on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, heck wherever you can get it. Link to Amazon provided. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F25SM49H?lv=shuf&channelId=500&plpRedirect=mhFallback Follow Anthony on Instagram @marco_brolo21 Video to be posted on YouTube Give us money We need your money to achieve our goal. Heck, bring us to your town to do the show.  Sex Power Money https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
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  Let the Dam Beavers Be: Monstrous Minutes episode -13 19.08.2026 5min

  Years ago, Beavers were hunted by disgusting humans, never to be seen in jolly old England again, until... Beavers are nature's engineers. Hard working, family oriented, and Dam good paratroopers. Listen as the Trailer Park Monster, JD Hutchins brings you a little story about the impact of Beavers in England.  Support the show https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
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  Samurai's love baseball and Pee Wee Herman 16.08.2026 1t 39min

  The Squad assembles. Beaveman provides an update on his first high school reunion. He graduated over 35 years ago and his lived with one thought in his mind if he ever confronted his high school bully. Wonder what happened? Swan brings the true crime. A story of a mother who allegedly killed her three children then attempted to take her own life. Is she really the piece of sh!+? What really happened the day Lindsay Clancy allegedly took her children's lives?  The Beaveman brings it with not so grand rounds. What happens when you get a splinter you can't remove?  Nolan tells us about the many places in history the Samurai appeared, and it wasn't just Japan.  The Monster brings us haunted stories about the glorious sport of baseball, and Swan rounds out the evening with dumb jokes with Swan.  All throughout the episode, the squad nods to the late, great Paul Reubens aka Pee Wee Herman. We miss you.  See Beaveman live, on stage. October 9, 2026 at the Wealthy Theatre Straight to the Gallows: A Dark Comedy Show https://grcmc.org/event/straight-to-the-gallows-a-dark-comedy-show/1719 Thank you to all of our listeners Rate and review this podcast, get us up there in the algorithm.  We want to do this full time.  Love to you all Give us money so we can fulfill the dream of Sex Power Money https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
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  Try that in a small town: Monstrous Minutes -12 12.08.2026 5min

  This week, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town brings you Monstrous Minutes.  The FBI built an entire town just to attack it daily with cyber attacks, to see if they can fix it. The only weird thing about this story is that for some reason, they chose Huntsville, AL.   Like what you hear? Share with friends. Rate and review.  Thank you to our listeners all over the world. Special thanks to the states in the US that are our biggest supporters. Thank you California, Florida, Texas, Georgia, New York, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania.  Thank you Canada for getting us on the charts.  Big thanks to Norway for keeping us as a top podcast.  We love you all.  Give us money so we can fulfill the dream Sex Power Money   https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
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  Psychiatry + Psychology= Bullsh!+ but feet can be beautiful 09.08.2026 1t 22min

  Nolan, Swan, and the Beaveman unite this week as Drippy Steve recovers from bottom surgery and JD makes an urgent trip to Disney to ride the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.  Behavioral health therapy, what a joke. Talk about a soft science. The squad agrees it is nothing but BS wrapped in an SSRI.  Swan gives us an update on last weeks story. The update, there is no update worth a crap. Thanks Swan. How about some details about the family mass murder suicide of the Karolkiewicz family?  Thankfully, she has another POS to talk about. Jason Wayne Redman, a 55-year-old Traverse City man, has been arrested after authorities seized electronic devices containing approximately 8,000 images and videos of child sexual abuse material. Get the sundress ready for that a-hole.  Nolan, the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy reinforces the belief that psychology and psychiatry is bs. Bring on the cocaine.  The Beaveman furthers the narative and reads from one of his go-to books, Psychopathia Sexualis. Has the field of psychology advanced at all? Nah Finally, Swan brings the drone with dumb jokes with Swan. Sure to disappoint.  Thank you to our listeners all over the world. We love you. Hello Canada! Glad you could join the US, Ireland, and of course Norway as our top listening countries.  Support the Patreon.  Give us money Sex Power Money You know the Mantra https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
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  Hey! That's my gun!: Monstrous Minutes -11 05.08.2026 3min

   Some lady cleans out her dad's gun safe, trys to sell his shit and ends up finding out his shotgun is evidence. Join the Trailer Park Monster himself, JD Hutchins for this weeks Monstrous Minutes.  Check out our Patreon and give us money Support our mission and say our mantra Sex Power Money https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
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  Stop killing your families you giant pieces of sh!+! 02.08.2026 1t 39min

  Can we be any more specific than that? It seems like a given, but clearly people just keep doing it. This week, the Squad unites to talk about the latest family annihilator. Oh, this one is special, huge family. Any time you kill 4 or more of your family members, you get the distinguished title of family mass murderer. Believe it or not, not all of them kill themselves. This one did.  The Beaveman and JD bring some context to crimes of this nature. The Swan presents the case, in typical Swan fashion, scattered as F!  Nolan brings us some historical context of giant pieces of sh!+ that murdered their family members, and Drippy Steve fails to present an intriguing true crime tale.  You always have a choice. Make the right one. Get help. There is a special place in hell for people that kill their children and family members.  But did he do it? Did the others? The Slaptail Squad provides a little bit of information to consider.  Thank for listening. We love you all.  Give us money. Support our patreon so we can achieve our goal! Sex Power Money https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
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  The Atacama Lair: Monstrous Minutes -10 31.07.2026 5min

  He's back, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town himself, JD Hutchins brings you this weeks Monstrous Minutes.  Chile has two, really big ass telescopes, one of which is housed in a Bond villian's lair. They see cool space shit and remind us humans how truly insignificant we are in the grand scheme of things.   Check out our Patreon and give us money Sex Power Money, that's our mantra We are here to entertain   https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
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  Dor Namethian ejaculate on Monguls throughout Quantum Immortality 26.07.2026 1t 43min

  This week on the Slaptail Squad Swan comes hot out the gates with an intriguing true crme update on on this weeks featured piece of sh!+ currently residing at a Kalamazoo county jail awaiting extradition to Alaska. Christoper Popps is the primary suspect in the killing of Patrick Orville Dearth nearly 33 years ago in Alaska. Swan really wants to talk to him.  The Beaveman really talked Steven up this week after giving him suggestions about his segment. Did Steven hit the ball out of the park or did he biff it? What do you think?  The Trailer Park Monster, JD Hutchins, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town himself does not disappoint. This week he discusses Quantum Immortality. Clearly, the Beaveman is intrigued.  Nolan comes in hot and peters out like a wet candle. This guy really does love the Mongols, and not just the barbecue.  Beaveman explains to every man in simple terms how the male ejaculates. Do they get it? Probably not.  And the Swan angrily tells us jokes for Dumb Jokes with Swan.  Despite the fact that Beaveman loses his sh!+ consistently throughout the pod, they still have a ton of fun.  Thank you all for joining us. Leave us a rating and a review. Keep the momentum going. Join the patreon.  Our goal is clear Sex Power Money https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad    
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  Goblin Sharks of the Deep: Monstrous Minutes episode -9 22.07.2026 3min

  This week on Monstrous Minutes with JD Hutchins, the trailer park monster and Dark Lord of Browntown brings us story of a deep see creature. Scientists just captured Goblin Sharks on camera for the first time. These sharks are diving deeper into the ocean than originally thought possible. Spoiler alert! That's not a good thing! Check out our Patreon and give us money please! Sex Power Money That's our Mantra. Thank you all for listening.  https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
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  Body Part Treasure Hunt in the land of Elephants & Aliens 19.07.2026 1t 9min

  This week the Slaptail Squad keeps it weird and disturbing as usual.  Content warning. Swan talks about body parts discovered in a lake & in the freezer.   Drippy Steve can't multitask as usual while attempting to talk to us about Aliens while our intellectual elitist fact checks him. Beaveman talks to us about why we should eradicate mosquitoes. Thank you everyone for listening.  https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheSlaptailSquad https://www.slaptailnation.com/    
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  Whale Necropolis: Monstrous Minutes episode -8 15.07.2026 4min

  This week, the Trailer Park Monster, JD Hutchins, brings us monstrous minutes. Every whale dies, not every whale truly lives. That may not be accurate. They don't disappear, they sink and provide a buffet and are an important part of the ecosystem. Join JD in the abyss for your monstrous minutes.    Give us money! You know our mantra Money Power Sex join our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
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  The Uncanny Ability of the Musical Mind of the Monster 12.07.2026 1t 20min

  This week the squad takes a break from the norm and talks music. More specifically, the Swan and Beaveman pull tapes, yes casette tapes, and CD's randomly out of their collections to see what JD can tell them about the music. Nolan offers up a musical favorite but receives bland stares from Swan and Beaveman. No offense to Nolan of course.    Join us for some music talk.  We love you!  Go Norway! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
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  Making bread from the dead: Monstrous Minutes episode -7 08.07.2026 6min

  Scientists are back at it again. Poking, prodding and otherwise beating a dead horse or, I guess in this case, a dead iceman. Scientists are once again, disturbing Otzi, not only to satiate their appetites for knowledge but this time, just their regular appetites.   https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad