Paddy Will Help

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  10. Honk shoo on that thing with Jack Shep 16.09.2026 55min

  This week Paddy helps you sleep, with Jack Shep. They are solving your problems from a to Zzzz. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:00 - Jack Shep 02:25 – Don’t talk to me till I’ve had my cum   06:00 – The Body keeps the score  14:50 – David and Goliath   19:51 – Kids in da Club   23:13 – The noblest profession   24:58 – Running warm   28:15 – Advocate for your climate   36:32 – Don’t drive while tired  40:01 – Feeling sleepy and safe   48:22 – You are the wokest link Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  09. Ed Night and the Nasty Neighbour 09.09.2026 57min

  A stranger is just a neighbour you haven’t met yet, and boy are they strange. As always Paddy is joined by his metaphorical neighbour Ed Night, to help settle your problems with the person next door. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  08. Janine Harouni on Phobias: Beans, Birds and Being Loved 02.09.2026 49min

  Paddy Will Help - Ep.8 Nothing to be scared of, or is there…? This week Paddy and Janine Harouni help our long-suffering callers overcome their fears of beans, birds and passing of time, while Paddy confronts his fear of being loved. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters: 00:00 Boo! 03:50 Feeding Mr Potty Poop 07:00 Beans and Guns 11:50 Dad’s theories 15:30 Fake Plastic Beans 17:57 Fishnets? 23:31 Scaregull 27:04 Cucked by a Falcon 29:14 Futurophobia 36:16 Conspiracy Theorists 40:40 Fear of Love Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  07. Horatio Gould; everyday is a gift (from Amazon Prime) 26.08.2026 54min

  Paddy Will Help - Gifts - Ep.7 This week, we’re talking about gifts. Presents you give without expecting anything in return. Join Paddy and Horatio as they discover the real gift was the friends made along the way… and a 10 inch dildo. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:00 - Love languages  04:28 - The gift of Adam Flood  06:00 - Surprising your wife  09:40 - Quailty Family Prime  12:23 - Take notes 16:17 - Don’t do drugs, save the high street  19:41 - Resting Mum face  25:00 - Does it help if I do the accent?  29:20 - Paddy’s Past  34:00 - Häagen-Dazs Vanilla  39:50 - The biggest sex organ: The Brain   42:27 - Gifts for Daddy  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  06. Ed Night and the middle-class rapper 19.08.2026 1t 2min

  Paddy Will Help - Useless Friends - Ep6 Paddy's most use**** friend - Ed Night - joins Paddy on the couch to sign a rapper against all advice. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠https://form.paddywill.help⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  05. The incredible housemate of Bebe Cave 12.08.2026 53min

  We've learnt to live with foreigners but can't we live with ourselves? Bebe Cave joins Paddy and with their collective understanding of living with each other - to help the less fortunate in their own living situations... The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  04. Mike Rice on the beaches... 05.08.2026 58min

  Mike Rice... the legend on Spanish beaches and British treasures. We're here to help with Living Abroad - and in the meantime Adam Flood gets the travel itch to see how he can support. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  03. Weddings with Ed Night - unmarried and here to help 29.07.2026 56min

  Friend of the pod - Ed Night drops by to help Paddy with wedding problems. From unaffordable requests to rich-girl problems. Paddy is here to help! With Adam Flood back chasing down a ring bearer at his favourite haunt. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  02. Friendship Breakups with Finlay Christie 22.07.2026 56min

  When in doubt, cybertruck. Friendship is on the line this week, as Paddy helps a lusting bestie, group ghosting, and induces a best friend into labour ... along for the ride is best mate (or at least in the top 150) Finlay Christie - and local reporter Adam Flood. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠ and share your problems - ⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Chapters; 00:00 - Finlay Christie 06:05 - I started comedy at 7 06:43 - Natasha and how to cut a weak friend 11:24 - Turn it on them... 12:39 - A stronger centipede 14:30 - AI jealousy 15:40 - a Wam holiday 17:39 - Todd 21:24 - What not to do 25:20 - wow, 5'11 27:01 - Kate 32:20 - baby-father mogged 35:08 - Can you fly a plane? 39:42 - Boy or Dox? 40:35 - If Paddy was pregnant 41:54 - Adam finds a friend 47:04 - Adam looses a friend 40:11 - The Friendship Ends Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  01. Katana Disaster with Sam Campbell 15.07.2026 59min

  It's a sword of disgrace... katana wielder Sam Campbell himself joins Paddy and Adam for the very first episode - cutting straight to the heart of HAIRCUTS! The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - patreon.com/paddywillhelp and share your problems - form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:00 Haircuts 01:39 Katana disaster 09:06 Adam Flood buys a wig 12:14 Pink wedding 17:12 Child labour 25:23 Bald issues 28:42 saved by the wig 33:46 how much Irish is too much? 40:30 middle class cut 46:54 ...what time is it? 47:45 Adam gets his wig cut 52:57 a final word with Paddy Young Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices