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  370: What Animal Would You Fight For A Million Dollars? on DIYS 10.09.2026 1t 14min

  Sponsor Links:PrizePicks: Football is back! Get in on the action and win your first $5 lineup to receive $150 instantly in Lineups! Sign up here: 👉 https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS.Cash App: Download Cash App Today: 👉 https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPodCash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.BlueChew: BlueChew is the #1 brand for better sex. Get your first month FREE (just pay shipping) when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold with promo code DIYS at BlueChew.com. 👉 https://www.BlueChew.comUltra Focus Pouches: Don't sleep on Ultra Pouches. New customers get 15% Off with code DIYS at takeultra.com! 👉 https://www.TakeUltra.com #Ultra Pouches #ad"Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!We take a deep dive into some genuinely shocking news, starting with a food industry warning about ground beef and the reality of how processed foods are handled. From there, we cover the miraculous story of a Staten Island man who survived a direct lightning strike on his way to the dentist, and investigate a bizarre case in Greece involving a woman accused of starting wildfires just to catch the attention of firefighters.Plus, we tackle the eternal internet debates: can you actually die from being tickled, and could you realistically win a 1v1 fight against a chimpanzee? We also touch on some of the stranger headlines of the week, including R. Kelly's petition for a presidential commutation and a look at the latest Space Force uniform updates.Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
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  369: Black Childhood Rules, Another NFL Scammer Exposed and Rabid Bats on DIYS w/ Donny Comedy 03.09.2026 1t 5min

  Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPodCash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Sign up at MyBookie https://www.mybookie.ag with promo code DIYS and start your season off with a win. Bet on Anything. Anytime. Anywhere.Tahir Moore welcomes comedian, writer, and father Donny Comedy to Dam Internet, You Scary! to break down the wildest news stories trending across the web. Donny shares his hilarious theory on how to guarantee having a baby boy, navigating morning breath rules in marriage, and strict childhood upbringing rules.  The duo dives deep into crazy real-world headlines, including a father leaving his 7-year-old son alone on Mount Fuji to keep hiking, rabid bats taking over a Pasadena park, a scammer who faked a whole NFL career, a mysterious floating island in British Columbia, and a mukbang YouTuber who ordered 20 meals on a single 15-hour flight. Plus, Donny explains wild college drink recipes like the "Jackson 5" and "Charged Up Hulk".  Subscribe to Dam Internet, You Scary! for weekly comedy breakdowns of the internet's strangest stories. Follow the Host & Guest:Host: Tahir Moore @tahirmoore Guest: Donny Comedy IG @donny_comedy / YouTube:  @DetroitDonnyComedy  #DamInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #DonnyComedy #Podcast #Comedy #newsbreakdown 00:00 - Intro & Weathering LA Heat w/ Donny Comedy  01:30 - Donny’s "Secret Rules" to Guarantee Having a Boy  06:48 - Morning Breath Rules & Marriage Survival  07:45 - Father Leaves 7-Year-Old Alone on Mount Fuji  10:20 - Black Childhood Rules: Never Ask for Food at Relatives' Houses  12:54 - Grocery Store Discipline & The Clapping Technique  14:26 - Rabid Bat Warning Issued in Pasadena Park  15:39 - Vasectomy Rules & Basic Personal Hygiene  18:00 - Aging Dogs, Hearing Loss & Life Lessons for Kids  21:41 - Cash App Sponsorship  25:18 - Fake NFL Player Fakes Career & Scams Investors  32:15 - Prison Scammers & Fleece Johnson ("Booty Bandit") Stories  36:56 - MyBookie Sponsorship  38:29 - Suspect Dies of Cardiac Arrest Hiding Body in Woods  40:58 - Therapy, Emotional Control & Growth in Marriage  47:35 - Massive Floating Island Appears & Disappears in Reservoir  50:18 - Deep Ocean Fears & Thalassophobia  52:54 - Mukbang YouTuber Orders 20 Meals on a 15-Hour Flight  55:04 - Guy Fieri Conspiracy & Boiling College Liquor ("The Jackson 5")  01:01:21 - The Fake NFL Player Name Mix-Up  01:03:00 - Donny Comedy Socials & Tahir Moore Stand-Up Tour Dates  Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
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  368: From Humanoid Robots to a Real-Life Power Ranger Crime Story on DIYS 27.08.2026 1t 17min

  SponsorsMint Mobilehttps://www.mintmobile.com/diysPrizePicksVisit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup!GLDNew customers get 40% Off with code DIYS at https://www.gld.comQuinceVisit https://www.quince.com/diys Humanoid robots are running faster, boxing, and getting better every year — so naturally Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud start planning for the robot apocalypse.On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick get into humanoid robot competitions, AI fears, the economy, food and restaurant safety, tipping and delivery-app prices, a reported Power Rangers-related burglary story, and whether it might finally be time to move somewhere and start a farm.Then the conversation gets more personal. Tahir talks about getting older and reconsidering what success actually means: Does he still want maximum Hollywood fame, or would making great work for an audience that genuinely cares be enough? That leads to a conversation about comedy as a craft, short attention spans, IRL streaming, artistic freedom, celebrity, privacy, and why artists like Yasiin Bey, Erykah Badu, Curren$y, and Terence Crawford represent a different kind of success.Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Humanoid Robots Are Getting Way Too Fast01:33 What Happens When AI Meets the Robots?04:42 Economic Anxiety and the “Stop Paying Bills” Plan11:07 The World Humanoid Robot Games13:17 Our Apocalypse Plans Have a Problem14:43 Would You Get Robot Body Parts?17:17 The Great Bill-Paying Boycott Debate20:03 Mint Mobile22:44 People Are Smoking Scorpions?24:22 A Different Way to Think About Giving26:45 Texas Roadhouse Allegations29:55 Why Tahir Is Tired of Eating Out30:30 Tipping, Wages and Restaurant Prices36:45 PrizePicks39:09 The Former Power Ranger Burglary Story41:18 Pitching the “Robber Rangers” Movie43:47 LA Restaurant Health Closures45:09 The Problem With Food Delivery Apps48:00 Could Tahir Leave Hollywood for a Farm?50:02 GLD52:05 Rethinking the Dream53:33 Getting Older Changes Your Definition of Success55:30 Drake, Yasiin Bey and Art vs. Celebrity57:15 Finding the Right Level of Fame1:00:49 Quince1:03:54 Why Some Concert Crowds Feel Different1:04:51 IRL Streaming and Clout Culture1:05:31 Comedy Still Requires the Work1:08:00 Every Entertainment Industry Has This Problem1:09:00 Terence Crawford and Success on Your Own Terms1:09:42 Knowing When Enough Is Enough1:12:16 One Last “Stop Paying Bills” Plan1:14:15 Patrick and Tahir’s Upcoming Projects1:16:48 Outro
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  367: Raw Oysters, Food Recalls & the Stories Ruining Our Appetite | Dam Internet, You Scary! 20.08.2026 1t 16min

  SHOUT OUT TO OUR SPONSORS:  BETTERHELP: https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYSBLUECHEW:  https://www.BlueChew.com, promo code DIYSSTORYBLOCKS: https://www.storyblocks.comKIKOFF Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/diys today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us!Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are running on fumes after a marathon day filming their first independent project — but Dam Internet, You Scary! still has plenty to get into.They break down what it took to shoot 32 of 41 planned scenes in one day, the cast and crew who stepped up to make it happen, and why creators may be better off making the project themselves instead of waiting for Hollywood to say yes.Then the internet takes over: a major earthquake hits during surgery in Japan, Tahir and Patrick debate college and practical education in the creator era, a long list of food recalls makes everything in the kitchen feel suspicious, and a Vegas hotel story leaves them wondering where marketing ends and deception begins.Also in the episode: sexually transmitted Shigella, hygiene debates, a sperm donor lawsuit, a terrifying glass bridge incident, contaminated raw oysters, sushi paranoia, and why one viral video isn't enough to build a sustainable creator career.In this episode:00:00 They Survived a 15-Hour Shoot03:27 Getting a 58-Page Script at the Last Minute06:24 32 Scenes Down, 9 to Go08:18 BetterHelp10:48 Doctors Protect a Patient During an Earthquake12:38 Is America Still Leading?16:34 College, Influencers & Growing Up19:39 What It Really Takes to Be a Content Creator22:19 BlueChew24:04 How Is This Much Food Being Recalled?29:02 Texas THC Laws, Politics & Immigration32:32 Remembering America's Racist Restaurant History34:42 Sexually Transmitted Shigella?!36:32 The Great Booty-Washing Debate41:00 The “Genius” Sperm Donor Lawsuit44:13 Can Phobias Run in Families?46:10 Hayden Panettiere & Neutrogena Discussion49:50 Storyblocks52:22 The Vegas Hotel Listing Story55:17 “Stop What You’re Doing”59:04 Kikoff01:02:04 Glass Bridge Panels Blow Out01:04:02 Raw Oysters & Permanent Brain Damage01:06:27 Sushi Suddenly Looks Different01:08:10 A Big Film Festival Announcement01:10:38 Stop Waiting for Someone to Fund Your Idea01:14:05 Tubi and Independent Creators01:14:32 Patrick’s Upcoming Shows & Projects01:16:03 Outro
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  366: Hecklers, Fake Podcast Drama & the Race to Go Viral on Dam Internet, You Scary! 13.08.2026 1t

  Sponsored by Factor. Head to https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off and use code diys50off to get 50 percent off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026.Sponsored by Mint Mobile. To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://www.mintmobile.com/diys.Sponsored by IndaCloud If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS! #indacloudpodTahir Moore and Patrick Cloud get into the strange new rules of going viral: hecklers trying to become part of the show, comedians manufacturing audience moments, podcasts staging drama, and the uncomfortable question of whether simply making good content is still enough.They even put the theory to the test with their own intentionally staged podcast confrontation.Elsewhere, the guys react to a jet ski crash at Lake Lanier, a man surviving a jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, two Forest Service employees being taken hostage, a rare shrimp-virus story, Switzerland’s surprisingly strict guinea pig rules, and the never-ending battle between frightening headlines and common sense.Tahir also looks back on sleeping in a running car during an early comedy audition trip, appearing on MTV’s Yo Momma, and the roasting culture surrounding the early All Def days.Subscribe for more Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud.00:00 Phoenix Heat and Sleeping in a Car for Comedy02:24 MTV Yo Momma and the Reality of Reality TV04:12 How Roasting Changed the All Def Culture05:48 Kids, Parenting and Seventh Grade Chaos10:02 Looking Back at the DIYS Backlog12:06 Factor15:02 The Lake Lanier Jet Ski Crash20:24 A Brooklyn Bridge Jump With a Trash Bag22:48 A Heckler Gets Removed From Tahir’s Show24:30 Are Viral Crowd Clips Creating More Hecklers?28:38 Scripted Drama and Manufactured Viral Moments30:08 Tahir and Patrick Stage Their Own Fake Podcast Drama32:30 Mint Mobile35:46 Forest Service Employees Taken Hostage40:27 The Shrimp Virus Story41:59 Tahir Refuses to Give Up Taco Bell44:07 In The Cloud47:11 Switzerland’s Guinea Pig Rule50:26 Can Domesticated Animals Become Depressed?52:32 Pet Laws and a Government-Control Detour54:34 Politics, Protest and America’s Relationship With Conflict57:16 Why Negativity Beats Positive Content Online59:07 Tahir and Patrick’s Upcoming Projects01:00:33 Outro#DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #Podcast #LivePodcast #ComedyPodcast
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  365: Winning Festival at Sea Changed Tahir Moore’s Comedy Plans on DIYS 06.08.2026 1t 15min

  SponsorsBlueChewThere’s a reason BlueChew is the #1 brand for better sex. Experience it yourself at BlueChew.com. When you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third FREE with promo code DIYS. You will also receive an additional 10% OFF plus free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit https://www.BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information.Cash AppDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPodNew Cash App customers can earn $10 if they use code CASHAPP10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Terms apply.Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Tahir Moore is back from Festival at Sea with a win.In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir tells Patrick Cloud how he won a multi-round comedy competition aboard an eight-day cruise, performed for a packed theater, and prepared each set like he was studying game footage. He also explains why observational jokes gave him an advantage, how cruise passengers became new supporters, and why that exposure may be worth more than the prize itself.Tahir and Patrick also discuss first-time cruise advice, an alleged KFC drive-through confrontation, the best pieces of fried chicken, dog-leash etiquette, a police encounter that took an unexpected turn, Rick Ross’s recent public image, and why established rappers may be underestimating the influence of streamers and podcasters.In this episode00:00 Opening and weekend plans00:36 Tahir’s Festival at Sea experience03:26 The cruise-ship comedy competition06:00 Four rounds and the pressure of advancing06:36 How cruise observations gave Tahir an edge07:08 The $1,000 drink package workaround09:24 Planning four different stand-up sets11:21 Learning comedy structure from David Arnold12:22 The economics of touring smaller comedy clubs13:32 Why comedians need to control their promotion15:17 Turning cruise passengers into ticket buyers17:04 Why the exposure was more valuable than the prize17:45 Honduras and the all-inclusive beach day20:24 BlueChew sponsor message22:05 Celebrity performers aboard the cruise24:04 Festival at Sea and cruise hospitality26:19 What Tahir packs for a cruise26:59 Advice for first-time cruise passengers29:19 Carnival pricing, food and reputation30:20 Virgin Voyages and creator cruises31:22 Internet stories begin31:38 KFC drive-through rifle arrest35:25 KFC memories and popcorn chicken38:11 Ranking every piece of chicken40:19 The chicken conversation takes a turn42:34 Cash App sponsor message44:38 An adults-only anatomy discussion47:56 Unleashed dogs and inherited anxiety50:05 A police encounter in St. Louis53:06 Rick Ross’s album numbers and public image56:32 Does Rick Ross need to reinvent himself?59:54 Rick Ross and the 85 South Show01:02:38 The DC Young Fly lyric01:04:26 Rappers versus podcasters and streamers01:08:31 Recognizing a change in entertainment power01:09:11 Could R&B or neo-soul take over again?01:11:20 African R&B recommendations01:12:08 Patrick’s We Trippin update01:12:32 Tahir’s upcoming comedy dates01:13:40 Growing comfortable with the older cruise crowd01:14:18 DIYS announces a sci-fi thriller project01:15:06 ClosingJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary#DamInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #StandUpComedy#PatrickCloud#ComedyPodcast#FestivalAtSea#CruiseComedy#ComedyCompetition#PodcastClips#RickRoss#CreatorEconomy#HipHopPodcast#CruiseTips#DIYS
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  364: The studio cut Khleo Thomas‘s hair and had to pay! 31.07.2026 1t 19min

  SponsorsIndaCloudIf you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order at IndaCloud with code DIYS: https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpod Please enjoy responsibly. Cash AppDownload Cash App Today:https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p#CashAppPodNew Cash App customers can earn $10 if they use code CASHAPP10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Terms apply.Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Khleo Thomas joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud to talk about Dream Con, cosplay, childhood acting, entertainment contracts, social-media criticism, and the importance of protecting your professional value.Khleo shares his perspective on Dream Con’s growth, recalls unexpectedly being asked to host Gatekeepers, and explains how his ability to adapt has helped him move between acting, gaming, streaming, producing, hosting, and brand work. Tahir also reflects on attending his first convention and fully committing to his Hamburglar and Ruby Rhod cosplays.The group revisits forgotten fast-food mascots and early-2000s technology before Khleo tells two memorable behind-the-scenes stories: a haircut on Walking Tall that conflicted with an existing agreement and the lengthy prosthetic process required for an episode of House.The conversation becomes more personal as the three discuss favors, rates, boundaries, therapy, rage bait, reality television, Khleo’s online “villain arc,” and why respect matters in every professional environment.00:00 Khleo Thomas joins the show01:17 Looking back at Dream Con03:50 Why Dream Con matters to Black creators05:31 Khleo’s busiest Dream Con experiences06:17 How Khleo became the Gatekeepers host07:47 The “Swiss Army Khleo” reputation08:33 Khleo’s brand partnerships and Kraft jokes10:11 Can packaged food be upgraded?11:33 The origin of “Mr. Brand Face”13:22 Tahir’s Hamburglar and Ruby Rhod cosplay15:19 Sponsor: IndaCloud17:28 Surviving cosplay in the Houston heat18:34 Why the Hamburglar still matters21:09 Forgotten fast-food mascots25:36 Are traditional mascots disappearing?27:11 What happens when an actor becomes a brand’s face28:29 Denzel Washington and pay-or-play contracts30:54 Khleo’s ABC agreement before Walking Tall31:33 The haircut that created a contract problem34:06 Sponsor: Cash App35:54 Seeing Khleo’s Walking Tall haircut36:25 Khleo’s prosthetic transformation on House38:43 Passing time before smartphones39:45 The Sidekick era41:12 Two-way pagers and early mobile technology44:09 Jay-Z’s influence on fashion and music trends45:16 How “Death of Auto-Tune” affected T-Pain46:14 When industry favors are not returned47:13 Khleo and Tahir discuss protecting their value48:22 What professional appearances should cost50:27 “Be humble in person and a shark in business”51:22 Why successful people need insulation52:57 Therapy, boundaries, and learning to say no53:54 The origin of Khleo’s “villain arc”56:05 The manufactured nature of reality television57:10 Concerns about conflict-driven reality programming01:00:01 Rage bait and disengaging from online narratives01:02:31 Why one “be humble” comment got a response01:04:25 Khleo’s warning about future negative press01:05:06 Khleo’s history with event security01:06:08 What happened at the Bad Boys premiere01:09:06 Respect, authority, and temporary power01:11:36 Why event staff should ask before assuming01:13:33 Intervening during a security misunderstanding01:16:18 Khleo’s upcoming convention appearances01:18:12 Tahir and Patrick share upcoming projects01:18:36 Closing the episodeJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary#KhleoThomas #DamInternetYouScary #DreamCon#TahirMoore#PatrickCloud#DIYS#DreamCon#Cosplay#RubyRhod#WalkingTall#HouseMD#ChildActor#HollywoodStories#CreatorEconomy#KnowYourWorth#InternetCulture#RageBait#PodcastInterview
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  363: Malcolm Barrett Joins DIYS & The Conversation Goes Completely Off the Rails 23.07.2026 1t 5min

  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSKikoffBuild credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/diys today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us!StoryblocksGet 15% OFF annual plans.👉 https://storyblocks.com/diysBlueChewUse promo code DIYS👉 https://bluechew.comGLDNew customers get 40% Off with code DIYS at https://www.gld.comMalcolm Barrett returns to Dam Internet, You Scary! and somehow the conversation goes from Dream Con stories to lab-grown meat, ravens with incredible memories, 1950s slang, Yellowstone bison attacks, and one of the most ridiculous cannibalism debates we've ever had.We also talk about:Dream Con celebrity momentsThe alternate ending of I Am LegendLab-grown salmonRavens vs snakesFoie grasBucket list arrestsYellowstone bison attackMalcolm's new season of Average Joe🎙 Subscribe for new episodes every week!Patreon:https://patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryFollow the hosts:Tahir Moore https://www.instagram.com/tahirmoorePatrick Cloud https://www.instagram.com/patrickcloudGuest: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin#DamInternetYouScary #MalcolmBarrett #DreamCon #ComedyPodcast #LabGrownMeat #TheBoys #AverageJoe
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  362: We're Back from Dream Con! 😭 Cosplay, Chaos & The Wildest Weekend | Dam Internet, You Scary! LIVE 17.07.2026 1t 3min

  SponsorsIndaCloudIf you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS!#indacloudpodDon't forget to complete the post-purchase survey and let them know Dam Internet, You Scary! sent you.Factor MealsEat smarter without spending hours meal prepping. Get 50% OFF plus FREE Daily Greens on new subscriptions. Use code: DIYS50OFF https://factormeals.com/DIYS50OFF(Offer valid while supplies last through September 27, 2026.)Mint MobileSwitch to premium wireless starting at just $15/month. Learn more at: https://mintmobile.com/DIYSWe're back from DreamCon, and we've got STORIES.Join Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud LIVE as they recap one of the wildest weekends of the year—from cosplay, fan encounters, and behind-the-scenes moments to hilarious stories that didn't make it to social media. Of course, we'll also be diving into some of the strangest, funniest, and most unbelievable stories from around the internet.Come hang out with us live, jump into the chat, and let us know what you want us to talk about!00:00 DreamCon recap begins00:01 Tech chaos before the show01:38 Why DreamCon is unlike any convention04:05 Finding your community at DreamCon05:58 Tahir's first DreamCon experience07:30 Khleo Thomas, McDonald's & Hamburglar cosplay10:45 Meeting fans and unforgettable interactions12:07 Hamburglar footage & DreamCon moments14:06 Why creators need a content team15:23 Why everyone should experience DreamCon17:02 Meeting fans, photos & creator life18:18 The growth of DreamCon20:49 Recovering after DreamCon weekend21:10 Sponsor: In The Cloud23:41 YouTube Lounge, food & networking25:40 Malcolm Barrett joins How To Nerd26:21 Why first impressions matter29:09 DreamCon keeps getting bigger31:29 Houston food recommendations32:54 Sponsor: Factor Meals36:29 Losing their voices after DreamCon37:25 Packing an 800-seat How To Nerd panel43:30 DreamCon's support for creators44:47 Sponsor: Mint Mobile47:16 Favorite DreamCon moments49:27 Black to Nature and American Forest Foundation55:15 Camping, nature & future collaborations57:07 What they'd do differently next year59:28 Creator mixers and networking1:01:19 Why DreamCon will keep growing1:03:12 Final DreamCon thoughts👇 Tell us in the comments:If you went to DreamCon, what was your favorite moment?🎙️ Become a Patreon member for exclusive episodes, bonus content, games, and behind-the-scenes fun:https://www.patreon.com/daminternetyouscary📱 Follow Dam Internet, You Scary! on social media for clips, updates, and more.👍 Like the stream💬 Join the live chat🔔 Subscribe and turn on notifications so you never miss an episode!#DreamCon #DamInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #Podcast #Comedy #LivePodcast #InternetNews #DreamCon2026
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  361: Greg Wayans on Scary Movie, Hollywood Grind & Hilarious Internet Stories on DIYS 09.07.2026 1t

  BetterHelpDon't let stigma stand in the way of getting support. Visit: https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYSto get 10% OFF your first month of therapy.BlueChew Visit https://BlueChew.com Use promo code: DIYSCash AppDownload Cash App today:https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPodNew Cash App customers can earn $10 if they use code CASHAPP10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Terms apply.Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct Deposit, Round Ups, Overdraft Coverage, and Discounts are provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit https://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Greg Wayans joins Dam Internet, You Scary! for one of his most honest interviews yet.He talks about growing up in the legendary Wayans family, why having the Wayans name doesn't guarantee success, auditioning for over 16 years, working as a body double, performing stand-up for the first time, and the work ethic it really takes to survive in Hollywood.Then the conversation goes completely off the rails with dating stories, relationship advice, bizarre gifts, time travel debates, and some of the wildest internet stories we've covered—including a drunk driver destroying an entire parking lot, an Amazon driver accused of stealing a cat, a donated body ending up in military explosion testing, and a decades-old horse betting prediction that actually came true.If you enjoy hilarious conversations mixed with unbelievable internet news, you're in the right place.00:00 Intro & Greg Wayans joins DIYS00:31 Growing up in the legendary Wayans family02:07 How many Wayans are there?03:15 Greg explains why he hasn't fully pursued stand-up05:04 Marlon Wayans unexpectedly throws Greg on stage06:28 Why Sunday comedy crowds are the hardest08:37 First meeting memories & Hollywood work ethic11:34 Greg on auditioning for 16 years13:12 Hollywood professionalism vs raw talent16:23 Learning to watch movies like a filmmaker18:26 Cash App Ad21:03 Greg talks dating, relationships & staying focused on acting24:03 Funny guys vs rich guys vs tough guys27:17 Dating questions, body count & relationship dealbreakers29:47 The hilarious "penis portrait" conversation35:35 BetterHelp Ad39:07 Drunk driver destroys parking lot full of cars41:38 Amazon driver accused of stealing a customer's cat44:00 Donated body secretly used in military explosion testing47:21 Would you donate your body to science?50:06 BlueChew Ad51:52 1964 time capsule correctly predicts winning horse53:02 Time travel, slavery & changing history58:23 Greg promotes Scary Movie59:25 Final thoughts & outro👇 Let us know in the comments:Which internet story shocked you the most?Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!Guest: https://www.instagram.com/greggwayans/Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
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  360: AI Police Cameras, Deadly Gender Reveals & A Tattoo That Solved Murder 02.07.2026 57min

  ► Support our sponsors• BetterHelpGet 10% off your first month of online therapy.https://betterhelp.com/DIYS• KikoffStart building your credit with Kikoff.https://www.kikoff.com/diys• Mint MobileGet premium wireless service starting at just $15/month.Visit https://mintmobile.com/diys• StoryblocksUnlimited royalty-free stock footage, music, sound effects and more.Visit https://storyblocks.com/diysDam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!One tattoo helped solve a murder years later...This week Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud react to one of the wildest true crime stories ever, a woman who was jailed because police thought SpaghettiOs were meth, deadly skydiving and gender reveal disasters, AI surveillance cameras, and plenty more internet insanity.👇 Which story shocked you the most?Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary0:00 Skydiving Plane Crash Kills 12 People4:25 Would You Jump From A Crashing Plane?5:20 Worst Adrenaline Activities Ever8:15 Throwback Fashion & Old School Hats17:36 Sponsor - Kickoff20:02 AI License Plate Readers & Police Surveillance23:30 AI Wrongfully Identifies Suspect26:34 Sponsor - Mint Mobile29:00 Talking Parrots, Smart Pets & Privacy32:05 Gender Reveal Deaths Keep Happening34:55 Woman Trapped In A Sewage Toilet37:58 Sponsor - Storyblocks41:00 Police Arrest Woman Over SpaghettiOs Mistaken For Meth45:03 Prison Escape Using A Hand-Drawn Key48:07 Sponsor - BetterHelp50:41 Tattoo Helps Detectives Solve Cold Case Murder56:10 Are We Living In The Good Old Days?57:20 Outro
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  359: Operation Midnight Climax and the CIA's secret brothel on DIYS 25.06.2026 58min

  Sponsors:Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPodNew Cash App customers can earn $10 if they use code SECURE10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Terms apply.Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Mint Mobile: To get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month, go to https://www.mintmobile.com/diys $45 upfront payment required, equivalent to $15/mo. New customers on first 3-month plan only. Speeds slower above 40GB on Unlimited plan. Additional taxes, fees, and restrictions apply. See Mint Mobile for details.Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!What would you rather deal with: 638 assassination attempts... or an island full of virus-carrying monkeys? 🤯This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into some of the internet's strangest true stories, including the CIA's unbelievable attempts to assassinate Fidel Castro, the mysterious monkey island used for government research, bizarre WWII propaganda plans, Operation Midnight Climax, and a story about a mother who was run over after letting her 13-year-old son drive.Stories discussed in this episode include:• Why the CIA reportedly tried to assassinate Fidel Castro 638 times• Exploding cigars, poisoned wetsuits, and other unbelievable assassination plots• Why the U.S. has an island full of monkeys used for medical research• Hantavirus and why humans aren't allowed on the island• The WWII propaganda campaign involving oversized condoms• Operation Midnight Climax and one of the CIA's strangest experiments• MKUltra and government mind control research• A mother who let her 13-year-old drive... and ended up getting run over• Whether she should have been criminally charged• Plus plenty of laughs, side conversations, and internet rabbit holesJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Cold Open: Why Scammers Can't Trust Each Other00:00:40 Welcome Back + Studio Intro01:31 Working Out to Relaxing Music04:09 Would You Trust an Uber Driver With No License?12:59 Sponsor: Cash App15:59 Why the U.S. Has an Island Full of Research Monkeys16:24 The Truth About Hantavirus and Monkey Island21:17 The WWII Plan to Fool Germany With Giant Condoms21:58 The CIA's 638 Failed Attempts to Kill Fidel Castro23:45 Exploding Cigars, Poisoned Wetsuits & Other Real Castro Assassination Plots26:22 Sponsor: Mint Mobile28:13 The CIA's Secret Brothel Experiment29:07 Operation Midnight Climax Explained31:24 MKUltra and Government Mind Control Experiments34:00 The Squatter Removal Strategy That Doesn't Break the Law39:10 Would This Actually Make a Squatter Leave?44:45 Mom Lets 13-Year-Old Drive... Then Gets Run Over46:05 Christmas Conversation & Holiday Irony47:45 Should the Mother Be Criminally Charged?52:00 Electric Chair Debate56:48 Final Thoughts
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  358: Behind the Scenes of Nightlife, DJing & Viral Culture on DIYS w/DJ R-Tistic 18.06.2026 1t 16min

  This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get 10% off your first month at: https://BetterHelp.com/DIYSThis episode is sponsored by Factor. Get chef-prepared meals delivered right to your door. Visit https://FactorMeals.com/DIYS50OFF and use code DIYS50OFF to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping.This episode is sponsored by BlueChew Gold. Visit BlueChew.com and use promo code DIYS. Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold and get your third month free, plus an additional 10% off and free overnight shipping on your first order.Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! DJ R-Tistic joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud for a conversation about DJ culture, crowd psychology, social media addiction, nightlife, attention spans, and what years behind the DJ booth have taught him about people.From reading a room to navigating today's social media-driven world, this episode dives into the psychology behind entertainment, attention, and human behavior.🎙️ Guest:DJ R-Tistic https://www.instagram.com/djrtistic/Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Intro03:00 Social Media & Attention Spans10:00 Why Boredom Is Disappearing18:00 How DJ R-Tistic Got Started27:00 Reading A Crowd36:00 The Psychology Of DJing45:00 Nightlife Stories55:00 Relationships, Networking & Access1:05:00 Social Media Validation1:15:00 Wild DJ Experiences1:25:00 Final Thoughts
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  357: AI, New Zealand Conspiracies & Space Nightmares | Dam Internet, You Scary! 11.06.2026 1t 10min

  Sponsors:IndaCloud: If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS! #indacloudpodMint MobileTo get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://mintmobile.com/DIYSHimsReady to reach your goals? Visit https://hims.com/DIYS to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!AI can apparently steal your fingerprints from selfies, a New Zealand woman gets detained because officials didn't believe her country existed, and an astronaut gets stranded in space after the Soviet Union collapses.This week Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into some of the strangest stories on the internet while debating Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan, Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show, AI scams, party stories, and much more.Topics This Week• AI stealing fingerprints from selfies• ChatGPT helping people fight rent increases• New Zealand woman detained in Kazakhstan• Soviet astronaut stranded in space• Jordan Peele movie breakdown• Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show• Neuralink discussion• Cockroach causes apartment explosionJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryChapter Titles & Timestamps00:00 Intro Chat: The Vibe App Idea09:58 New Studio & DreamCon Updates15:17 Patreon, Streaming & Content Creation20:18 YouTube Creators Taking Over Hollywood25:20 Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan34:32 Ad Read: IndaCloud38:10 Horror Movies, Get Out, Nope & Signs54:54 Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show Debate1:05:43 Ad Read: Mint Mobile1:08:12 Movie Production Costs & Hollywood Stories1:14:03 Staying Out Until 5 AM1:18:47 Ecstasy, Molly & Party Stories1:28:40 Ad Read: Hims1:31:03 AI Can Steal Fingerprints From Selfies1:36:07 Neuralink Discussion1:38:22 Woman Detained Because New Zealand "Didn't Exist"1:49:11 The Astronaut Trapped in Space After the Soviet Union Collapsed1:57:35 Man Blows Up Apartment Trying to Kill a Cockroach2:02:06 Outro
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  356: Grandma Gets SWATTED | Dam Internet, You Scary! w/Amber Wallin and Jazymn W. (Quit Playin Podcast) 05.06.2026 1t 7min

  Sponsors:Cash AppDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPodCash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Blue ChewDiscover your options at https://www.BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!The crew is back in the studio with comedians Amber Wallin and Jazmyn W. from the Quit Playin' Podcast.This episode goes everywhere.An 81-year-old Minecraft streamer raising money for her grandson's cancer treatment gets SWATTED. The crew reacts to the disturbing original ending of Pinocchio. They discuss Antarctica conspiracies, bizarre weather theories, a U-Haul driver dragging a tree through traffic, and China's unexpected solution to a lingerie modeling ban.Plus plenty of relationship stories, dating confessions, marriage talk, and classic DIYS chaos.Follow Amber & Jazmyn @ItsAmberWallin  @jazmynw https://www.instagram.com/burr_iam/https://www.instagram.com/jazmynjw/🎙️ Quit Playin' PodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/quitplayinpod/ @PurseFirstStudios  👍 Like💬 Comment📺 SubscribeJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryChapter Titles & Timestamps0:00 Intro & New Studio Energy3:53 Meet Amber & Jasmine from Quit Playing Podcast5:30 Taxes, LLCs & Adulting Problems11:00 Close Friends Secrets & Dating Stories17:20 Marriage, Roleplay & Keeping Relationships Fun29:00 The Original Dark Pinocchio Story33:30 81-Year-Old Minecraft Grandma Gets SWATTED37:30 Weather Conspiracies & Antarctica Theories47:20 U-Haul Driver Drags Tree Through Neighborhood51:30 China Bans Women Modeling Lingerie59:10 Wild Relationship Stories1:01:15 Amber & Jasmine Plug Their Podcast1:02:00 Outro
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  355: Why Older Men in the Club Look CRAZY Now | Dam Internet You Scary! 28.05.2026 59min

  This episode is sponsored by BlueChew.Try BlueChew and discover your options at https://www.Bluechew.comUse promo code: DIYSWhen you buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold, you get the 3rd month FREE.This episode goes from Ray J getting knocked out to terrifying UFO footage over an erupting volcano, the “Birds Aren’t Real” conspiracy, simulation theory, hip hop culture, social media algorithms, China’s futuristic technology, and why older men still trying to impress people in the club might need to let it go.Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the wildest stories online while also getting surprisingly deep about ego, status, community, and how social media is changing everybody.👇 DROP YOUR THOUGHTS IN THE COMMENTS 👇Do you think the UFO footage was real?Are birds actually surveillance drones?Would you ever buy a bunker?#DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #ConspiracyTheories #UFO #RayJ #BirdsArentRealJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Intro & Missing Hand Traffic Stop Story01:38 Ray J Knockout & Streamer Culture07:08 Getting Older, Clubs & Midlife Ego12:39 Flexing Wealth for Attention13:29 Hip Hop, Status & Community Conversation18:13 BlueChew Ad Read20:28 Volcano UFO Orb Footage Discussion25:24 Simulation Theory & Reality Rendering28:23 “Birds Aren’t Real” Conspiracy Explained31:22 Atlanta Trees & Government Conspiracies32:55 Hip Hop’s Global Influence35:18 Tekashi 6ix9ine & Hip Hop Hypocrisy40:58 Muhammad Ali, Ego & Real Strength45:22 Recession Patterns & Bunker Talk47:03 UFC at the White House & China’s Technology49:16 Why Asia Feels More Advanced52:28 The Oldest Company in Human History55:15 Social Media Algorithms Listening to Us?57:28 Reading, Audiobooks & Atomic Habits59:04 Outro
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  354: Pat and Tahir Confess Their Wildest Scams, Heists & Robbery Stories | Dam Internet You Scary 21.05.2026 1t 5min

  Sponsored By🔥 BlueChew Try BlueChew Gold and discover your options today. https://www.bluechew.com Use promo code DIYS🥗 Factor MealsGet 50% OFF + free daily greens with code DIYS50OFFVisit: https://factormeals.com/DIYS50OFFDam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!The conversation went COMPLETELY off the rails this episode 😭Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud talk about the biggest scams and heists they’ve ever been involved in, getting robbed, fake drug dealing stories, crazy car setups, streaming culture, clout chasing, social media validation, and why the internet feels more dangerous than ever.From robbing retail stores to getting your apartment broken into THROUGH THE AC UNIT… this episode has everything.PLUS:• Wild high school stories• Streamer culture getting out of control• The dark side of clout chasing• Why social media changed fame forever• Netflix Is A Joke reflections• Real conversations about authenticity and success#DIYS #DamnInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #PatrickCloudJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Intro & Biggest Scam Stories00:01 Mental Exhaustion & Sleeping 12 Hours00:05 Roller Coasters & Six Flags Plans00:08 Tahir’s Holiday Inn Breakfast Scam00:09 Patrick’s Full-Blown High School Heist00:11 Tahir’s Fast Food Money Scheme00:14 Apartment Break-In Through The AC Unit00:18 Getting Car Systems & TVs Stolen00:21 BlueChew Gold Ad00:22 Fake Dictionary Drug Dealer Story00:27 Train Track Ticket Story00:29 Feeling Violated After A Break-In00:31 Ring Cameras, Surveillance & Politics00:35 Viral Racist Streamer Discussion00:39 Hiking With Friends & Fitness Talk00:41 Cocaine At Parties & Public Drug Culture00:43 Streamers, Clout & Humiliation Culture00:47 Factor Meals Ad00:49 Fame, Social Media & Public Downfalls00:54 Clout Culture & Validation Online00:56 Netflix Is A Joke Festival Reflections01:00 Staying Authentic As A Creator01:02 Family Expectations vs Following Your Passion01:04 Live Shows, New Studio & Patreon Updates#DIYSPodcast#DamnInternetYouScary#PatrickCloud#TahirMoore#ComedyPodcast#Storytime#HeistStory#StreamerCulture#CloutCulture#FunnyPodcast#PodcastClips#BlackPodcast#NetflixIsAJoke#YouTubePodcast
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  353: Na’im Lynn on the Kevin Hart Roast, Dark Comedy & Skydiving Gone Wrong on Dam Internet, You Scary! 14.05.2026 1t 15min

  SPONSORS:Mint MobileGet your new wireless plan for just $15/month:https://mintmobile.com/diysHimsStart your personalized weight loss plan today:https://hims.com/DIYSIn The CloudIf you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpodUltra PouchesDon’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code DIYS at https://takeultra.com #UltraPouches #adDam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Na’im Lynn joins the pod to break down the backlash surrounding the Kevin Hart Roast on Netflix, dark comedy culture, bombing on stage, skydiving horror stories, FAA recruiting gamers, amusement park accidents, and more.Na’im also talks about roast writing, Tony Hinchcliffe controversy, social media outrage, comedy today, and his upcoming tour dates.Follow Na’im Lynn:https://www.instagram.com/naimthestar/https://www.youtube.com/@itsnaimlynnJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Intro & Na’im Roasts Tahir’s Outfit02:32 Welcome Na’im Lynn03:50 Kevin Hart Roast Reactions06:04 Why People Were Mad About the Roast08:01 Na’im Calls Out Weak Roast Performances10:08 Tony Hinchcliffe Roast Joke Discussion11:42 Best Joke of the Night13:25 Mint Mobile Ad16:11 Skydiver Crashes Into Moving Truck18:21 Na’im’s Skydiving Experience21:58 Friend Survives Failed Parachute Jump23:35 Tahir’s Failed Skydiving Attempt26:20 Na’im Talks About South Africa30:42 Hims Ad33:25 FAA Recruiting Gamers as Air Traffic Controllers41:03 Amusement Park Slingshot Ride Accident44:02 Changing Tires in 2026 Debate47:22 Tahirs’s Former Job Teaching at Juvenile Hall49:58 IndaCloud Ad52:31 Na’im Lynn Tour Dates & Career Goals55:14 Na’im Reacts to His Roast Performance56:32 Dark Comedy & Roast Culture59:03 Na’im’s Dead Baby Joke Bomb Story01:01:13 Na’im’s Pre-Show Rituals01:03:54 Ultra Pouches Ad01:06:08 Comedy Industry Talk01:09:48 Threads vs Twitter01:13:57 Porn Twitter Discussion01:15:05 Final Thoughts & Outro#Comedy #NaimLynn #KevinHartRoast #DamInternetYouScary
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  352: Craig Wayans on Scary Movie 6, Cockroach Milk & Internet Chaos on DIYS 07.05.2026 1t 20min

  SponsorsBetter HelpSign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYSCash AppDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Blue ChewRight now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS https://www.bluechew.comGLDNew customers get 40% Off with code DIYS at https://www.GLD.com#ad  #sponsored  Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!Craig Wayans joins the podcast and things immediately spiral into chaos 😂 We talk burner accounts, weird foods, cockroach milk, lab-grown meat, airline disasters, conspiracy theories, crazy intrusive thoughts, and some of the funniest stories we’ve had on the show in a long time.PLUS: Craig talks Scary Movie returning, comedy legends, and the wildest things people have admitted to doing.#DamInternetYouScary #CraigWayans #ComedyPodcastJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Intro & Burner Account Talk02:46 Instagram Explore Pages Exposed 😂04:08 Craig Wayans Joins The Show06:00 Scary Movie Returns08:05 Kevin Hart’s Funny AF & Ron Taylor Winning11:16 Comedy Stories & ComicView Talk17:00 Sponsor - GLD18:06 If You Could Solve One Mystery…24:24 Petty Superpowers Debate 😂27:39 Charles Darwin Ate Weird Animals?!30:05 Weird Foods We’ve Tried34:06 Sponsor - Cash App36:10 Lab-Grown Meat Debate40:15 Cockroach Milk Is REAL 😭48:14 Sponsor - BlueChew49:16 Beekeeper Attacks Police With Bees 🐝52:48 Hugh Jackman Thought Wolverines Were Wolves 😂55:01 Wedding DJ Allegedly Killed Chickens56:18 Virus Outbreak On Cruise Ships01:00:26 Passenger Opens Plane Exit Door01:02:02 Sponsor - BetterHelp01:03:20 Intrusive Thoughts & Peeing In Sinks 😭01:07:14 Craig’s INSANE Towel Story 😂01:10:26 Plane Hits Bakery Truck01:12:22 Spirit Airlines Shutting Down?01:18:22 Final Thoughts & Outros
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  351: $34K LEGO SCAM?! on DIYS 23.04.2026 1t 14min

  FÜMHead to  https://www.tryfum.com/DIYS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today!himsTry Hims for weight loss support: https://hims.com/DIYSBlue ChewTry BlueChew and get your third month FREE with code DIYS:https://bluechew.comDam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryTopics include:A tiger escaping into a live circus crowd in RussiaA nationwide LEGO scam using pasta to fake returnsA man faking heart attacks to avoid paying restaurant billsA bizarre insurance scam involving a “bear attack” on a luxury carA kidnapping expert who was kidnapped after giving a lectureAI scams tricking people onlineNew laws about boiling lobsters alive00:00 Intro + BuzzFeed & Roast Talk06:00 Icebreakers & Wild Hypotheticals12:50 Toothbrush vs Underwear Debate15:40 Poland “American Roleplay” Event21:20 Viral “Black People Are Bigger” Discussion23:10 Sponsor – Hims (Weight Loss)26:20 Tiger Escapes Into Circus Crowd (Russia)30:00 Bear Tranquilizer Rescue Video32:50 Movie Industry, Remakes & Casting Debate37:00 Sponsor – FÜM39:40 $34K LEGO Pasta Scam Breakdown44:50 Man Fakes Heart Attacks to Avoid Paying Bills48:10 Sponsor – BlueChew50:15 Kidnapping Expert Kidnapped (Felix Batista Case)54:30 Real Missing Person Case Discussion57:20 AI Scams & Internet Dangers59:30 Fake Bear Attack Insurance Scam01:02:00 Lobsters & Animal Sentience Debate01:08:30 Firefighters Rescue Pigs… Then Eat Them?!01:12:30 Fish Video & Final Thoughts01:13:20 Outro + Announcements