Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

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  Critiquing Chris' Wedding w/ Are You Garbage | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 16.09.2026 1t 9min

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas Are You Garbage joins Chris Distefano for absolute chaos in the trunk of his car in the middle of New York City. The boys get into Chris' wedding, who made the guest list, the insane gifts he received, peptides, rich-guy neighborhoods, getting back into religion, fatherhood, life on the road and plenty more. Plus, Chris finds out exactly how garbage some of his wedding decisions really were. Check out Are You Garbage's new special "American Garbage" on YouTube and catch Chris Distefano on tour at ChrissyComedy.com. 00:00 Are You Garbage Joins Chaos in the Trunk 04:34 American Garbage 05:43 Everyone Is on Peptides 09:41 Chris' Life After Getting Married 11:20 Roasting Chris' Wedding 13:00 Who Didn't Make the Wedding Guest List? 14:50 The Craziest Wedding Gifts 19:11 Why Foley Didn't Invite Kippy to His Wedding 20:49 Tim Dillon's Insane Wedding Gift 22:37 Is Venmo a Garbage Wedding Gift? 23:41 How Much Money Should You Give at a Wedding? 24:54 Chris Doesn't Fit In With His Rich Neighbors 28:46 Chris Gets Called Out by a Famous Actor 31:38 Boxing, God & Chris' New Outlook 36:25 Going Back to Church 37:43 Having Kids Changes Everything 39:51 Discovering Premier League Soccer 50:53 The Insanity of Life on the Road 52:07 Street Fight Training 61:27 Are You Garbage's Travel Rules 64:21 Surviving the Road Together 67:23 American Garbage & What's Next SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS DraftKings DraftKings is NOW LIVE in all 50 states. One app. Every sport. Nationwide Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER, 1-800-MYRESET. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. 21+. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in 7 days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in 1 year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as $50 click-to-claims every 7 days for 21 days. Terms at dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Zoc Doc https://zocdoc.com/CHRISSY Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  How Lil Pete Turned a 10 DAY COMA Into a Comedy Career | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 09.09.2026 1t 15min

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Little Pete joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for one of the wildest Chrissy Chaos episodes yet. Petey opens up about battling addiction, surviving an overdose that left him in a coma for 10 days, getting sober and eventually finding his way into stand-up comedy. Plus, Chris catches up with his old high school friend, former professional boxer and FDNY firefighter Will Rosinsky, to talk about fighting Kelly Pavlik, life in the ring, their insane high school memories and the boxing documentary *On the Line*. Little Petey doesn't give a f***, and this episode proves it. Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos every week. 00:00 Craziest Moments 01:19 Chris Reunites With His High School Friend Will 06:28 The Hardest Punch Will Ever Took 12:28 Would a Pro Boxer Let His Kids Box? 16:08 The On the Line Boxing Documentary 23:02 Chris & Will's Insane High School Stories 28:47 How to Actually Defend Yourself 34:18 Remembering 9/11 in High School 40:11 Little Petey Joins the Chaos Bus 41:02 Rehab Led Little Petey to Comedy 44:29 Little Petey's Near-Fatal Overdose ~46:00 Little Petey's Wildest Stories ~1:02:00 Steroids, Hairpieces & Going Viral ~1:04:00 Little Petey's Comedy Goals UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code CHAOS. https://BlueChew.com Talk Space As a listener of this podcast, you'll get $80 off of your first month with Talkspace when you go to https://Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80. VIDEO LOWER THIRD: Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com Draft Kings New DraftKings customers, sign up with code CHAOS spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Below the fold: Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER, one eight hundred MY RESET. Connecticut: call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, visit CCPG dot org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as Fifty dollar click-to-claims every seven days for twenty-one days. Terms at d k n g dot c o slash offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Ryan Serhant KNOWS Where LeBron James Is Living in NYC 02.09.2026 37min

  #chrisdistefano Ryan Serhant joins Chris Distefano for a chaotic conversation about New York City, the insane state of the real estate market, renting vs. buying, building wealth and what it actually takes to become successful. Ryan breaks down why he still believes owning is better than renting if you can afford it, what would actually have to happen for NYC home prices to fall, and some of the wildest prices he's seeing in Manhattan right now, including a SoHo apartment renting for $72,000 a month. Plus, Ryan talks about waking up at 4:30 AM, learning when to say no, running a massive company, his Russian driver Yuri, Owning Manhattan and where LeBron James should live if he moves to New York. 00:00 Chris & Ryan Serhant Cause Chaos in SoHo 02:04 Ryan's Bracelets Have an Incredible Story 04:22 Meet Ryan's Russian Driver Yuri 05:29 Chris' Daughter Roasts Him During Road Rage 06:25 Ryan's Advice for Making $1 Million 06:59 Why Ryan Used to Work 7 Days a Week 09:59 Ryan's Insane 4:30 AM Morning Routine 11:28 Ryan Explains Management vs. Leadership 12:11 Should You Rent or Buy a Home? 13:30 What's Wrong With the Housing Market 15:24 What Would Actually Make Home Prices Fall? 16:40 The Best Kind of NYC Landlord 20:30 How Much Do These SoHo Apartments Cost? 21:35 $31K Rent Became $72K a Month 22:29 Ryan Gets Fired Up About NYC 25:30 How Ryan Would Fix NYC Housing 28:36 Why Ryan Loves New York 29:59 Ryan's Secret: Do What You Say You'll Do 30:30 Going From "Yes, And" to "No, But" 31:30 Where Should LeBron James Live in NYC? 32:28 Ryan Talks Owning Manhattan 34:12 Peptides, Chris' Tattoo & One Final Roast #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS DraftKings New DraftKings customers, sign up with code CHAOS spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Below the fold: Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER, one eight hundred MY RESET. Connecticut: call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, visit CCPG dot org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as Fifty dollar click-to-claims every seven days for twenty-one days. Terms at d k n g dot c o slash offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Adam Ray on SNL, Kill Tony & Becoming a Dad | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 26.08.2026 54min

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Adam Ray joins Chris Distefano in the Chaos Bus for an absolutely unhinged episode in the middle of New York City. Adam talks about preparing for Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden, becoming a first-time dad, his rise in comedy, his new Netflix show The Adam Ray Show and why part of him still wants a shot at Saturday Night Live. Plus, Chris and Adam interact with random New Yorkers, get wrapped in tefillin on the street, debate comedy, tell childbirth horror stories and somehow turn a normal podcast into complete NYC chaos. 00:00 Adam Ray Joins the Chaos Bus 03:14 Hunter Biden & Adam’s Wife Stepping In 05:23 Adam Ray Is Having His First Baby 07:07 Chris’ Childbirth Horror Stories 14:01 Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden 18:31 Chaos With New Yorkers 21:17 The Pressure of Performing at MSG 22:20 Adam Ray’s Rise & the Kill Tony Backlash 24:48 Raising Kids on the Stuff You Love 27:39 Adam’s Talent & Late-Night Future 28:33 Adam Ray Opens Up About SNL 29:30 Adam’s Netflix Show & His Characters 33:25 Chris & Adam Get Wrapped in Tefillin 41:41 A Random New Yorker Interrupts the Podcast 43:27 He Can’t Name a Single Comedian 45:52 The Random People Saved in Chris’ Phone 51:08 Adam’s Sensei Breaks His Hand 52:06 The Most Chaotic Podcast in NYC Subscribe for new episodes of Chrissy Chaos! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Avocado Green Mattress Find an Avocado near you or shop online at https://AvocadoGreenMattress.com/CHAOS — and check out their mattress and bedding sale! Draft Kings New DraftKings customers, sign up with code CHAOS spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER, one eight hundred MY RESET. Connecticut: call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, visit CCPG dot org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Availability varies. Predictions offer void in New York. Bet to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days. Trade to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Fifty dollars in rewards issued every seven days via click to claim for twenty-one days. One non-withdrawable reward redeemable. Terms at d k n g dot c o slash offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Jim Norton on Sex Addiction, Marriage & Why the “Good Old Days” Were Miserable | Chris Distefano 19.08.2026 1t 9min

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Jim Norton joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for an insanely honest conversation about marriage, sex addiction, getting older and surviving the highs and lows of a career in comedy. Jim looks back on the days when he planned gigs around escorts, explains why the “good old days” weren't actually that good, and talks about how marriage changed his life. Chris opens up about his own career fears after selling out Radio City, while Jim shares what nearly four decades in comedy have taught him about success, failure and staying in the game. Plus, the guys talk jiu-jitsu, Jonah Hill, Dave Attell, the changing comedy world, Matt Dillon and plenty more. 00:00 Jim Norton Used to Plan Tours Around Escorts 01:17 Jim Norton Joins the Chaos Bus 05:35 Getting Married After a Lifetime of Freedom 08:21 Sex Addiction, Escorts & Being Single at 60 09:46 Chris' Wild Atlantic City Story 12:05 Would Jim Norton Have Been a Good Dad? 13:43 Chris & Jim Talk Fighting and Jiu-Jitsu 16:18 Jonah Hill's Jiu-Jitsu Confidence 20:04 Chaos on the Streets 21:04 Can Jim Norton Actually Defend Himself? 25:05 The Highs and Lows of a Comedy Career 28:03 Chris Gets Honest About His Career 30:40 You Don't Live on the Mountaintop 32:01 Why Chris Is Never Satisfied 34:24 Has Comedy Changed for a New Generation? 37:12 Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler & Comedy That Lasts 38:18 Discovering Woody Allen's Comedy 40:00 Chris Finds Out a Girl Was Sleeping With Matt Dillon 42:08 Chris Regrets Selling His House 48:56 Jim Looks Back on the Opie & Anthony Years 50:25 Is Jim Norton Happier at 58? 51:36 Jim Planned Comedy Tours Around Escorts 52:47 What Jim Norton's Marriage Is Actually Like 59:22 Money, Comedy & Surviving the Business 01:01:01 What Would Drunk Jim Norton Be Like Today? 01:02:49 Did Jim Get Everything He Wanted From Comedy? UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Gold Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code CHAOS. There’s a reason BlueChew is the #1 brand for better sex. Experience it yourself at https://BlueChew.com. Lucy Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at https://lucy.co/CHAOS with promo code CHAOS! Avocado Green Mattress Find an Avocado near you or shop online at https://AvocadoGreenMattress.com/CHAOS — and check out their mattress and bedding sale! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Is Matteo Lane Turning Chris Distefano Gay?! | Chrissy Chaos 12.08.2026 58min

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Matteo Lane is back on Chrissy Chaos after making his Broadway debut in Chicago, and Chris has A LOT of questions. Matteo breaks down what it was really like learning the show in just two weeks, screwing up live on stage, performing through strep throat, and why Broadway completely changed his perspective on performing. The guys also get into Matteo's dating life, Chris' move to the suburbs, getting older, hair transplants, celebrity encounters with Anne Hathaway and Adam Lambert, and Chris once again getting dangerously close to questioning his sexuality. Matteo Lane is on tour now. Check out his socials for dates and tickets. SUBSCRIBE for more Chrissy Chaos! 00:00 Chris Has a Confession About Matteo 02:01 Matteo Lane Returns 03:21 Matteo's Insane Fitness Routine 04:37 Matteo's Broadway Debut 07:40 Screwing Up Live on Broadway 10:16 Chris Turned Down Broadway 12:39 Matteo's First Night in Chicago 15:05 Stand-Up vs Broadway 16:15 Chris Peed in a Yogurt Cup 18:16 Matteo's Dating Life 19:13 Why Matteo Hates the Suburbs 21:57 Ad Break 24:37 Matteo Confronts a Woman at Chicago 26:00 The Odyssey & Anne Hathaway 27:09 Chris' Incredible Anne Hathaway Story 28:34 Dating Professional Athletes 31:04 Chris & Matteo's Comedy Friends 33:01 Chris Is Going All-In on Stand-Up Again 34:56 Matteo's Speedo Era 35:43 Chris Makes a Confession About Matteo 37:38 What a Broadway Show Day Is Really Like 39:33 Matteo Performed With Strep Throat 41:09 Matteo Took Over Sam Morril's Apartment 41:54 Chris' Knicks Obsession 43:32 Only in New York 45:05 Matteo's Surprisingly Healthy Lifestyle 46:18 Getting Older & Knowing Yourself 48:25 Turning 40 49:30 Does Matteo Feel Successful? 50:38 Why Chris Hates Red Carpets 51:47 Matteo Meets Adam Lambert 52:56 Chris Is Going Gay at 50 53:17 Chris & Matteo Finally Hook Up? 55:39 Matteo Lane's Tour UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ZocDoc Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/CHRISSY #sponsored Quince Upgrade your everyday. Go to https://quince.com/CHRISSY for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Stavros Halkias Wants Chinese Peptides BAD | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 05.08.2026 1t 1min

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Chris is joined by Stavros Halkias for one of the wildest Chaos Bus episodes yet. They dive into politics, Trump, comedy, Ozempic, peptides, bad backs, MMA, Irish step dancing, Greek history, fatherhood, and why Chris thinks it's finally time to completely reinvent himself. It's equal parts therapy session and complete nonsense. Subscribe for new episodes every week. 00:00 Republican NFL Coaches & Political Football Cold Open 01:05 Chris Wants to Reinvent His Life (MMA, Religion & Health) 07:27 Stavros Randomly Walks Up to the Chaos Bus 11:09 BlueChew Ad 12:15 Talkspace Ad 13:14 Stavros Officially Joins the Podcast 14:12 The Jeffrey Epstein's Brother Office Story 16:45 Chris Learns He's Basically German 19:55 Chris & Stavros Talk Getting Older 21:10 Every Guy Has To Be "A Little Gay" 24:42 Chris' Group Chat Is Still Obsessed With Fauci 27:40 Jimmy Kimmel, Politics & Comedy Fans 28:20 Growing Up Greek vs Growing Up in Queens 31:40 Is Comedy Becoming Too Politically Divided? 38:00 Stavvy's Body Is Falling Apart 41:35 Physical Therapy, Back Pain & McKenzie Method 42:25 Chinese Peptides, Ozempic & Getting Healthy 46:30 GLP-1s, Muscle Loss & Comedy Life 52:00 Health Goals, Longevity & Aging 56:30 Final Thoughts UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Gold Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code CHAOS. There’s a reason BlueChew is the #1 brand for better sex. Experience it yourself at https://BlueChew.com. TalkSpace As a listener of this podcast, you'll get $80 off of your first month with Talkspace when you go to Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80. That's S-P-A-C-E-8-0. To match with a licensed therapist today, go to Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Dan Soder on Why Hollywood is DEAD (Make It Yourself) 29.07.2026 1t 3min

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas Dan Soder joins Chrissy Chaos for one of their most honest conversations yet. The two comedians talk about getting sober, relationships, late-night TV, Netflix specials, comedy today versus fifteen years ago, and why creators should stop waiting for Hollywood to give them permission. Dan also shares stories from his early comedy days with Mark Norman, Joe List, Nate Bargatze and more. A funny conversation with plenty of behind-the-scenes stories, life advice, and classic Chrissy Chaos chaos. 👍 Like, comment and subscribe for new episodes every week. Chapter Timestamps 00:00 Apartment life & celebrity neighbors 01:20 Marriage, weddings & relationships 04:20 Dating someone who understands your career 05:10 Sports, basketball & parenting 09:00 Stepparenting and earning respect 10:05 NYC, bro culture & cigarettes 13:20 Starting in comedy & first late-night appearances 16:00 Why Dan never did Fallon 18:30 Comedy Cellar stories 20:49 Ad Break 21:50 Getting sober & wild drinking stories 28:45 Has comedy "made it" changed forever? 30:15 Why creators should build their own audience 33:30 Netflix vs YouTube specials 35:00 Why you should just make the thing 41:15 Parenting and figuring it out as you go SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at https://lucy.co/CHAOS with promo code CHAOS! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  The BIGGEST ANXIETIES of Being a Dad | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 22.07.2026 48min

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris is back in the Chaos Bus talking about everything from parenting anxiety and possibly starting anxiety medication to why he may never buy another house again. He also breaks down his upcoming Ireland trip, airline disasters, New Balance drama, physical therapy, Colombia bachelor party stories, bringing back Hey Babe, parenting in the age of smartphones, and why he's officially done with beaches. Leave a comment letting us know: Would you let your 11-year-old have a phone? Are you Team Beach or Team Pool? Should Chris move in two years? Subscribe for new episodes every week. Timestamps 00:00 Welcome back to the Chaos Bus 01:30 Comedy tour updates & why 4 PM shows are the future 03:45 Chris says he'll never buy another house again 05:00 Achilles injury, physical therapy & New Balance debate 07:00 Could Hey Babe return? 09:00 Ireland trip planning & airline point disaster 16:30 Calling Jasmine live on the podcast 21:20 BlueChew Ad 22:30 Rumble Wallet Ad 24:05 Parenting anxiety gets real 29:00 Should kids have smartphones? 32:00 HBO's Neighbors and nightmare neighbors 34:00 Team Pool vs Team Beach 36:35 Colombia bachelor party stories 40:00 Tourist safety, scams & why a local guide is essential 43:55 Wrapping up & Rosario's Deli review UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! RUMBLE Take Control of Your Money and claim $10 in US Stablecoin (USA₮)! Download now at http://wallet.rumble.com/chrisd and use the code CHRISD10. This is a paid advertisement for Rumble Wallet. Rumble is compensating me for this ad. Void where prohibited. No purchase necessary. Offer available to US residents only. Offer not available in New York State. Must be 18+. Offer is available for a limited time and for the first 500 wallets activated and funded. Details and full official rules available at http://rumble.com/promoofficialrules. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Is Philly The MOST DISGUSTING City In America?! w/ Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Chrissy Chaos 15.07.2026 41min

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris is back on the road with Mike Cannon, recording from Philadelphia after one of the wildest weekends they've had in a while. The guys talk about everything from bizarre street encounters and parenting to UFC fighters, prison stories, World Cup fever, comedy disasters, and why Philly might be the craziest city in America. It's another completely unfiltered episode of Chrissy Chaos. 👍 Subscribe for new episodes every week. #ChrissyChaos #ChrisDistefano #MikeCannon #ComedyPodcast #Philadelphia Timestamps 00:00 Welcome from the Chaos Bus in Philadelphia 00:01 Philly culture shock & family trip disaster 03:03 Museum of Illusions & Conor McGregor weigh-ins 04:16 UFC fighters, prison & Mike Tyson stories 08:07 Knife stories from growing up 10:00 Parents, scams & neighborhood dads 14:10 Food addiction & parenting lessons 16:27 Homelessness, helping strangers & kindness 19:17 Ad Read – Zocdoc 20:47 Family stories & grandma's purse incident 22:32 Peeing in the car & bizarre road stories 23:06 Chris gets chased through Philadelphia 24:50 World Cup talk & soccer controversy 27:25 Trying to help people on the streets 28:29 Philadelphia shows & comedy scheduling 29:38 Comedy crowd disasters & fake guest intros 32:19 Why Philly feels unlike anywhere else 33:20 Legendary Boston comic stories 35:19 World Cup atmosphere & Brazil experience 36:36 Wild hospital stories & medical chaos 39:06 Tour dates & closing thoughts UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/CHRISSY #sponsored Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Damian Priest Opens Up About WWE, Fame & Life on the Road 08.07.2026 59min

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy WWE Superstar Damian Priest joins Chrissy Chaos live from the trunk outside Yankee Stadium for one of the wildest episodes yet. Chris and Damian talk about making it later in life, growing up in the Bronx, life inside WWE, Madison Square Garden, dealing with fans, staying healthy on the road, wrestling injuries, hair extensions, tattoos, and why success doesn't always happen on your own timeline. Plus, Chrissy opens up about marriage, parenting, coaching his daughter's basketball team, regrets, chasing happiness, and why this podcast keeps getting more chaotic every week. Subscribe for new episodes every week. Chapters 00:00 Wrestling fan interrupts before the show 01:12 Waiting for Damian Priest outside Yankee Stadium 03:12 Why Chrissy loves filming in the streets 04:10 Feeling stuck despite career success 08:52 Regrets, fitness & life after having kids 12:01 Marriage, money & World Cup tickets 15:21 Guests who have left Chrissy on read 16:30 Why Chrissy keeps making this podcast 18:25 Coaching his daughter's basketball team 24:18 Family dynamics & marriage stories 25:25 BlueChew Ad 26:40 Damian Priest joins the podcast 29:20 Making it later in life 30:36 Damian's incredible voice & WWE presence 31:24 Why he's never late 32:22 Retirement plans & staying healthy 34:21 Growing up in the Bronx 35:17 Vegas, WWE schedule & commitment 36:55 Wrestling fan interrupts the interview 39:13 Wrestling Madison Square Garden 42:20 Dealing with obsessed fans 44:47 Hair extensions, tattoos & wrestling life 45:49 Meeting wrestling legends 46:44 The sacrifices behind WWE success 47:52 Another fan interruption 49:00 Life on the road UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Blue Chew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Chrissy D's Wedding Recap w/ JAZ and TAMPA TONY 01.07.2026 51min

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Fresh off the wedding, Chris sits down with Tampa Tony for one of their funniest and most honest conversations yet. They talk about married life, forgotten wedding rings, gambling addiction, buying too much house, Queens vs. Long Island, family, and why less might actually be more. Plus, Tampa Tony delivers classic one-liners, Chris reveals the wedding gift Jaz rejected, and everyone debates whether it's already time to downsize. Chapters 00:00 Wedding ring problems & married life begins 02:47 Tampa Tony arrives & wedding recap 05:20 Diabetes scare in the middle of the night 11:16 Tampa Tony goes to a Mets game 12:30 Dog chaos interrupts the podcast 15:10 Ad Break – BlueChew 16:22 Ad Break – Quince 18:42 Wedding memories & family stories 21:22 Chris admits he bought too much house 23:07 The phone call about moving back to Queens 27:22 Why Chris keeps moving every few years 28:45 Tampa Tony opens up about gambling addiction 30:56 How becoming a father changed everything 34:43 Jaz joins the podcast 36:53 Wedding stories you didn't see 39:06 Jaz rejects Chris' Mets gift 41:45 Should you preserve a wedding dress? 45:06 Has marriage changed anything? 47:10 Chris explains his new outlook on life UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Quince Go to https://Quince.com/chrissy for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Blue Chew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Is Chris Getting Cold Feet 48 Hours Before Wedding?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 24.06.2026 33min

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris is just 48 hours away from his wedding and the panic is officially setting in. Broadcasting from the trunk of his car in Forest Hills, Chris talks wedding stress, cold feet, money problems, moving regrets, and why he may have made life way harder than it needed to be. Joined by friends and surprise guests, the crew debates marriage, mortgages, Father's Day weddings, soccer bets, and whether Chris should disappear until the ceremony starts. Chaos Bus episodes are back. Chapters 00:00 The Chaos Bus Returns 01:36 Can Marriage Feel New Every Week? 02:42 Escaping Wedding Responsibilities 03:18 Why Chris Needs Cash Wedding Gifts 04:32 Cold Feet Before The Wedding? 05:24 Money, Houses & Self-Sabotage 06:51 Friends Crash The Podcast 07:53 Wedding Suit Panic 08:50 Who's Really Coming To The Wedding? 10:23 Soccer Bets & Wedding Week Hangout 11:37 Airline Talk & Travel Complaints 13:03 Family Stories Before The Wedding 14:25 Father's Day Wedding Controversy 15:29 Wedding Guest Drama 18:18 Writing Wedding Vows 20:38 Ad Break 23:06 Chris Explains The Wedding Gift Bags 24:07 Missing The Knicks Championship Parade 26:09 Why Chris Almost Skipped This Episode 27:03 Five Days Without Sleeping In The Same Room 27:27 Most Awkward Podcast Moment Ever 31:06 Pivoting To Infidelity & Relationships UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Blue Chew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Lucy Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at https://lucy.co/CHAOS with promo code CHAOS! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon Celebrate Knicks Championship By Getting Rocked Off Eddys 17.06.2026 1t 31min

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas Mike Cannon returns to Chrissy Chaos for one of the most old-school episodes we've done in years. Live from the Chaos Bus in Nyack, NY, Chris and Mike talk about the Knicks championship, fatherhood, marriage, growing older, the end of the original Chrissy Chaos era, and why they're still friends after all these years. Along the way they're interrupted by fans, family members, dogs, and complete strangers. This is classic Chaos. Subscribe and leave a comment if you want Mike Cannon back on the show more often. 00:00 Mike Cannon Returns 05:04 Knicks Championship Euphoria 16:35 Ads 19:07 Fan Interruptions and Father's Day Wedding 29:26 High School Fights and Wedding Planning 38:18 Chris' Food Binge Disaster 44:00 Why Chrissy Chaos Ended 48:00 Amish Country Stories 58:00 Marriage, Kids and Life Changes 1:22:00 Final Thoughts SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! https://mengotomars.com | 50% off for life + Free Shipping + 3 Free Gifts Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Eric D’Alessandro Gets Real About Fatherhood, Comedy & Family Pressure | Chrissy Chaos 10.06.2026 1t 7min

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Comedian Eric D’Alessandro joins Chrissy Chaos for a hilarious conversation from Arthur Avenue in the Bronx. The guys dive into anxiety, fatherhood, marriage, stand-up comedy, social media fame, growing up Catholic, and why so many comedians are frustrated with the changing entertainment landscape. Eric opens up about raising two young kids, balancing family life with comedy, and his unique path from viral videos to sold-out theaters. Plus, Chris and Eric debate weddings, comedy etiquette, internet fame, and whether stand-up comedians are too obsessed with how other people found success. A chaotic, honest, and funny conversation with one of New York's fastest-rising comedians. #ChrissyChaos #EricDAlessandro #ComedyPodcast Chapter Timestamps 00:00 Anxiety, adrenaline & life on stage 01:09 Recording from Arthur Avenue in the Bronx 03:05 Baseball stories and MLB clubhouses 04:17 Eric's Italian comedy origins 06:00 Fatherhood and life with two kids 07:49 Weddings, graduations and family obligations 09:30 Chris announces his wedding plans 11:24 Arthur Avenue character interruption 13:17 Kids at weddings debate 17:27 Firefighters interrupt the podcast 18:18 Being excluded from events 19:40 Wedding planning without the drama 21:40 Why comedians hate post-show small talk 25:03 Chris' comedy process before shows 26:12 Growing up Catholic 28:24 Family pressure and comedy careers 34:59 Sketch comedy vs stand-up comedy 39:08 Comedy Store politics and building an audience 41:40 Does stand-up alone create stars? 45:39 Why comedians get bitter about social media UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Head to https://www.tryfum.com/CHAOS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Little Mo Got Locked in a Mental Hospital for 45 Days | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 03.06.2026 1t 1min

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Little Mo returns to the Chaos Bus and immediately delivers one of the wildest episodes yet. From getting mistaken for a Yankees insider to becoming a Bills Mafia legend, nothing is off limits. Mo opens up about his bipolar diagnosis, the mental hospital stay that changed his life, gambling addiction, hypochondria, and the moments that nearly sent his life off the rails. Along the way, he and Chrissy dive into comedy, sports fandom, Buffalo Bills culture, and plenty of classic Little Italy chaos. A completely unfiltered conversation with one of the most unique personalities on the internet. Timestamps 00:00 Intro & Apple Guy in Little Italy 01:24 Yankees, Mets & Nick Turturro's Ticket Drama 03:06 The Infamous LA Story 05:00 Why People Care Less About Words Today 06:51 Chrissy's "Gay Guy" Persona Explained 11:28 Little Mo Opens Up About Bipolar Disorder 11:48 Waking Up in a Mental Hospital 15:23 Gambling Addiction & Life-Changing Diagnosis 18:18 Little Mo's New Show Idea 19:21 Meeting His Wife in Las Vegas 20:35 Being Mistaken for Albanian 21:28 Knicks Fandom & Sports Culture 24:47 Forgetting Passwords & Getting Older 25:17 Leaving Construction for Social Media 26:43 Jewish Fans, Williamsburg & Viral Content 28:47 Shopping, Confidence & Getting Sold Anything 31:30 The Workplace Story That Started It All 38:12 Becoming a Buffalo Bills Superfan 39:40 How Bills Mafia Changed His Life 42:25 Fan Encounters in Little Italy 45:15 The Cost of College & Parenting 50:00 Street Interviews & Chaos Bus Shenanigans 55:00 Life Advice, Sports & Social Media 01:00:00 Final Thoughts Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Do More People Know Subway Takes Khareem Rahma Than Chris?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 27.05.2026 1t 21min

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Kareem Rahma joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for one of the most chaotic episodes yet. Chris and Kareem talk Subway Takes, New York City, getting recognized on the street, internet discourse, comedy, the Knicks, aliens, phone addiction, food, and what happens when a full second podcast breaks out in the middle of Chrissy Chaos. Plus, Chris gives Kareem an actual physical therapy session in the trunk, random New Yorkers jump into the show, and the whole episode turns into pure downtown NYC chaos. Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos every week. Timestamps00:00 Kareem Rahma joins the Chaos Bus 01:12 Kareem becomes the “Brown WASP” 01:26 The viral stoop debate 03:11 Kareem reacts to old Chrissy Chaos comments 05:48 Knicks tickets, Sam Morril and courtside dreams 07:01 Aliens, pyramids and conspiracy talk 10:04 Kareem’s new cab show 11:14 New Jersey transplant debate 15:00 Getting recognized in public 15:21 Kareem on Subway Takes becoming late night 16:13 Chris’ awkward Ziwe story 19:15 Could Chris survive Ziwe? 21:09 BlueChew ad 22:12 Kareem’s parents and immigrant story 23:23 Is Chris conservative? 24:14 Chris gives Kareem physical therapy 27:30 Kareem’s tattoo removal 32:20 Chris gives Kareem shoulder exercises 36:03 Apple Store mission 36:27 Mud Water ad 38:10 Ronnie Chieng drops in 39:01 Chris wants to dunk again 40:21 Kareem gets recognized more than Chris 43:23 Chris returns to his old SoHo block 44:48 Kareem comes back from the Apple Store 45:55 Gyro vs. euro 46:13 Chris gets misidentified 47:47 Jesus vs. Muhammad in SoHo 48:39 Peptides and street chaos 50:03 Chris as the nice jock 51:18 Food, culture and NYC 01:01:00 Italian-American identity 01:03:00 Comedy roasts and the line 01:06:42 A podcast interrupts the podcast 01:08:57 The cat joins the show 01:11:18 Advice for young comedians 01:15:50 Trunk Takes? 01:17:23 Peptides, weight loss and getting food 01:18:39 Kareem wraps the episode UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com MUDWTER Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR with code chaos at https://mudwtr.com/chaos! #mudwtrpod Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Mark Normand on Fatherhood, Comedy Burnout & Why the Suburbs SUCK | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 20.05.2026 1t 1min

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris Distefano is joined by Mark Normand LIVE from the Chaos Bus in Brooklyn for one of the most honest comedy conversations yet. Mark talks about becoming a dad, chasing success in stand-up, burnout from the constant grind of podcasts and social media, the loneliness of comedy, moving to the suburbs, Netflix Is A Joke, crowd work culture, aliens, peptides, parenting, and why comics can never truly relax. PLUS: crackheads interrupt the episode, the boys debate NYC vs suburb life, and Mark explains why he still does pushups every single day. #MarkNormand #ChrissyChaos #ComedyPodcast Timestamps 00:00 Mark Normand enters the Chaos Bus 01:58 Aliens, Jimmy Carter & religion conspiracy theories 04:15 Tom Brady roast reactions & Tony Hinchcliffe discussion 06:50 Crackhead interruption in Brooklyn 11:42 Netflix Is A Joke stories & celebrity encounters 13:20 How fatherhood changed Mark Normand 15:28 Real talk about comedy success & loneliness 17:10 Burnout from stand-up, podcasts & social media 18:01 Ari Shaffir’s lifestyle vs family life 20:30 Chris regrets moving to the suburbs 21:48 Why Mark stayed in Brooklyn 24:04 BlueChew ad read chaos 24:56 LA politics & Spencer Pratt discussion 26:16 Politics exhaustion & modern outrage culture 29:01 Tom Segura, saying “no” & comedy boundaries 30:30 Mark’s workout routine & fitness philosophy 35:29 Peptides, injections & internet doctors 37:38 Why Mark avoids drugs but loves sugar 39:15 Comedy jealousy, algorithms & comparison 40:05 Therapy, acceptance & changing priorities 41:30 Why success doesn’t feel the way comics expect 42:15 Queens vs Manhattan upbringing 43:30 Chris admits he regrets leaving NYC UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Chris Gets Ghosted By His Peptide Dealer & Obsesses Over Aliens | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 13.05.2026 1t 8min

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Comedian Chris Distefano is back LIVE from the Chaos Bus in NYC with another completely unhinged solo episode of Chrissy Chaos. Chris talks UFO conspiracies, the newly released “alien files,” parenting anxiety, Knicks courtside stories, buying a Tesla for Jasmine, awkward celebrity recognition moments, and the realities of podcast breakups. PLUS: Chrissy debates whether aliens would destroy religion, explains why he wants to retire to Manhattan, talks about raising kids without fear, and gives his take on the recent podcast world drama involving Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh. Chaos Bus episodes are officially becoming their own universe. #ChrisDistefano #ChrissyChaos #ComedyPodcast Chapter Timestamps 00:00 Chaos Bus Returns From the Upper West Side 02:10 Mother’s Day Plans & Family Chaos 04:20 Chris Dreams of Living in Manhattan 05:20 Fame, Recognition & Celebrity Embarrassment 09:00 Trump UFO Files & Alien Conspiracies 10:35 Chrissy’s Awkward Street Interview Attempt 12:10 Why the Chaos Bus Format Works 15:20 Chris Explains His Anxiety & OCD Habits 16:05 BlueChew Ad Read 17:15 FÜM Ad Read 18:50 College Basketball Anxiety Stories 20:15 Relationship Anxiety vs Jealousy 22:00 Parenting, School Stress & Childhood Trauma 23:45 Why Chris Hates Filming in Public 25:00 Chaos Bus Rapid Fire Game 27:15 Parallel Parking Appreciation Segment 29:00 Raising Kids Without Fear 30:35 NYPD Pulls Up to the Chaos Bus 32:00 Politics, Parenting & Social Commentary 33:40 Chris Announces He’s Buying a Tesla 37:40 Upcoming Stand-Up Dates 38:15 Podcast Breakups & Schulz/Akaash Discussion 43:40 Knicks Courtside Stories & Joel Embiid’s Feet 46:25 Hantavirus, UFOs & Conspiracy Theories 50:35 Prince Street Pizza Disaster & Sneaker Talk UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Fum Head to https://www.tryfum.com/CHAOS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Sam Morril Wonders if Chris Is Actually Jewish | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos 06.05.2026 1t 12min

  #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Comedian Sam Morril jumps into the Chaos Bus with Chris Distefano for one of the funniest and most chaotic episodes yet. The guys talk Knicks playoff madness, bombing in front of baseball legends at the Rawlings Gold Glove Awards, awkward run-ins with Jerry Seinfeld, comedy horror stories, New York City, parenting, relationships, and why every comedian eventually embarrasses themselves in front of their heroes. They also dive into old Just For Laughs stories featuring comics like Pete Davidson, Andrew Schulz, Mark Normand and more, plus Chris opens up about getting older, injuries, anxiety, and trying to dunk again before his birthday. This episode is absolute NYC chaos. #ChrissyChaos #ChrisDistefano #SamMorril #ComedyPodcast #NYCComedy Timestamps 00:00 Knicks playoff chaos begins 02:10 Sam Morril’s brutal Gold Glove Awards bomb story 05:20 Why comedy at sports dinners NEVER works 08:55 Famous comedians bombing at corporate gigs 11:05 Meeting Yankees legends & crying over Bernie Williams 12:35 The legendary Just For Laughs class 15:20 Colin Quinn, acting & stepping outside comfort zones 19:05 Chris talks injuries, recovery & dunking again 22:15 NBA podcasts, wild jokes & getting edited 24:15 The Chaos Bus starts malfunctioning 26:00 BlueChew ad chaos 27:05 Moms reacting to stand-up comedy 29:45 Embarrassing family reactions to jokes 31:00 Is New York actually getting worse? 32:45 The fake JPMorgan scandal story 35:00 Woman loses her eye during childbirth story 38:00 Being a bad driver & masculinity 39:15 Wallpapering, parenting & dad responsibilities 40:20 Chris secretly being Jewish 42:00 Parenting, fear & disciplining kids UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices