HALA chat: an ATEEZ fancast

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  back to school 18.09.2026 49min

  chat notes: let's talk about high school; Rachel's random number generator is cursed; some of us just don't have time for side quests; Bobby wants to return to her lore roots (see previous comment about side quests); sometimes we mention ATEEZyou can join our patreon to listen to this episode ad free!and you can email us at [email protected]
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  brought to you by Mingi 11.09.2026 1t 6min

  chat notes: the leaked comeback; conspiracy theories; our favorite hair; how the whole youtube thing works; teamwork; and the perfect concert set list. you can listen to this episode ad free by joining our patreon! and you can check out our 56 song perfect concert setlist here!
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  who cares about titles anyway 04.09.2026 54min

  chat notes: who cares about college; politics corner is unavoidable; maybe we understand why Z banned music; everything always comes back to The Giver; what if we decided to be useless; that one time Rachel got kicked out of the FBIyou can join our patreon to listen to this episode ad free!and you can email us at [email protected]
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  capitalism, cynicism, and us 28.08.2026 1t 38min

  chat notes: a reader email! patreon is live! we still can't ever remember what we're talking about! figuring out how to do things; the story of 82 world and the importance of restrooms; virality and the public; we boldly dive into discourse that has nothing to do with usIf you'd like to email the podcast, you can email us at [email protected]
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  sirens actually in the lore 21.08.2026 42min

  chat notes: our patreon is here! the universe gives us a uniquely challenging line from The World ep. 1, diary 007.; setting up proper boundaries; is gatekeeping good actually?; a tumble down the blog rabbit holeyou can join our patreon to listen to this episode ad free!and you can email us at [email protected]
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  the rules of both interior design and fandom 14.08.2026 1t 12min

  chat notes: our patreon is here! a long a pointless tangent about interior design; the not VR VR show; celebrating Mingi's birthday; struggling with content; Jongho skinny horse; the grammys are up to somethingyou can join our patreon to listen to this episode ad free! and you can email us at [email protected]
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  rachel's unedited audio 29.05.2026 2t 1min

  It's our final episode of the season (recorded Saturday, May 23 for context) and Bobby doesn't know how to use her mic.chat notes: we start with apology corner; GH5 is just around the corner. . . maybe; fans mad their faves are headlining a major festival; the babies are back with a banger and roadies are mad about a dinner; KQ lies about everything (concepts); Yeolos have found new reasons to be upset; we continue parsing The World pt. 1 diary and unpack our religious traumaIf you have any questions or suggestions for the podcast, you can email us at [email protected]!Be the light.
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  our most untimely episode yet 22.05.2026 1t 53min

  Here it is! Episode 9 coming in hot a mere week late. I’ll get into the gory details of what happened next episode, but for today, listen to our incredibly untimely and incorrect predictions! chat notes: AI corner is back; taking your problems to the members; KQ’s business sense and the big E; post-Japan ticketing trauma; ill-fated predictions from Rachel; mirrors and windows If you have any questions or suggestions for the podcast, you can email us at [email protected]! Be the light.
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  eating bingsu at the trainer's gym while we further the Temple of CJH 01.05.2026 2t 24min

  chat notes: Destiny's Memories trials; the blood feud at KQ; the xikers comeback; reading the cards; solo schedules; and a whole lot of nonsense
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  preparing your heart for concert tickets and merch 17.04.2026 2t 18min

  chat notes: the concert cupsleeve disaster; the KQ financials; how to ticket; only one bad seat at a concert; NASA and NASA; the continued merch drops; self reliance If you have any questions or suggestions for the podcast, please email us at [email protected].
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  we resort to party games 03.04.2026 1t 34min

  chat notes: KQ family animal representatives; stealing ‘special moments’; getting into ATEEZ; isolating the fandom; bringing the party back; having fun with music; who will save us; the black link; finding our Left Eye
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  steak, bad takes, and the struggle to meet expectations 20.03.2026 1t 29min

  chat notes: PC collecting is hard; our ATEEZ dreams (literal); all the things we've seen on threads; Hongjoong shares his heart; interaction expectations at send off; the English drama
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  the systems are holding us back 06.03.2026 2t 13min

  chat notes: changing up the rap; sweat and the human body; comeback honorable mentions; serial drama trenches and witch hunts; dealing with the systems that hold us down; clearing the cobwebs; feeling our feelings; pc collecting drive by how to; how we collect; Jongho's BOF casting; suddenly feeling feelings again; on being difficult to catch
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  the comeback happened and ATEEZ has once again saved music 20.02.2026 2t 20min

  chat notes: Bobby makes an apology; comeback breakdown; yes AI is everywhere but let's understand what we're talking about before we start complaining; we don't respect English and neither should ATEEZ; varying popup experiences; the Jongho problem; everybody's mad about the FYP pcs; fancall season is back and so is the discourse; general complaints and beefs corner; we love emails!; attempting to figure out why there are three cromers; today's bible study is on The World pt. 1 diary, 001you can read Rachel's yearly fancall post here. you can get in touch with us at [email protected]
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  the comeback is here and the schools are open 06.02.2026 1t 55min

  chat notes: bingo board status; black suits as far as the eye can see; the lay of the concept land; solo stans are once again ruining everything; questionable KQ decisions; fanmeets and fancalls; produced by Hongjoong; Edenary’s good works; lore is back baby; making a strong story; the Sunday schools officially open and with our whole chests we jump into politics corneryou can get in touch with us at [email protected]
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  we pick up what they put down / the comeback announcement special 16.01.2026 1t 20min

  chat notes: the comeback we knew was coming has come; we fight about halateez; the new teaser theories; answer vs deja vu; the diaries get up to some real bullshit; ghosts and cromers and sopro; the halazia of it all; the black suit compact; concept photos vs album; produced by Mingi; the PC collection hunt; putting all the pieces together
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  BOF Watch: the return of the bubble hem (Boys Over Flowers, ep. 25) 07.08.2026 1t 20min

  it's BOF Girl Summer! we're dropping a new (shorter) episode every Friday until we return with the next season of halachat.today, we finally fulfill our sacred duties as followers of the Temple of CJH. we have officially brought Boys Over Flowers to the people, you're welcome. after discussing holding grudges and hating capitalism, we finally dive into the final BOF in which the story manages to wrap up without actually answering any of our questions. for proof that BOF is actually a tragedy, look no further than Elf Lord and Mafia Uncle. if you have questions or suggestions for the podcast, you can email us at [email protected]
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  BOF Watch: the tropiest tropes (Boys Over Flowers, ep. 24) 31.07.2026 1t 5min

  it's BOF Girl Summer! we're dropping a new (shorter) episode every Friday until we return with the next season of halachat.in this penultimate episode of BOF, the writers make it super clear that they're fresh out of ideas to wrap this story up so we better throw some amnesia in here to buy some time. before we get into all that, we catch up on the latest ATEEZ news and dissect some fan reactions to the comeback.if you have questions or suggestions for the podcast, you can email us at [email protected]
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  BOF Watch: the billboard of missed connections (Boys Over Flowers, ep. 23) 24.07.2026 54min

  it's BOF Girl Summer! we're dropping a new (shorter) episode every Friday until we return with the next season of halachat.if you're hoping and praying for a answer to Yi-jung's disastrous Valentine's date that actually he didn't go on because he was stupid, well, we have some news and it does involve a lot of crying. meanwhile, Jun-pyo fails to recognize that his evil mother is a fae of the Night Court variety and creates an opportunity for Jan-di to make a deal with the devil. if you have questions or suggestions for the podcast, you can email us at [email protected]
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  BOF Watch: the wedding that wasn't (Boys Over Flowers, ep. 22) 17.07.2026 1t 3min

  it's BOF Girl Summer! we're dropping a new (shorter) episode every Friday until we return with the next season of halachat.Jae-kyung proves to be the best and brightest of us all because she escapes and leaves Jun-pyo and Jan-di to their own devices. this, of course, does not sit well with Lady Shinhwa who decides it's time to show everyone just how diabolical she can be. but first, we'll read some listener email and address some complaints. if you have questions or suggestions for the podcast, you can email us at [email protected]