The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
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The Morning Stream is a daily morning podcast hosted by Scott Johnson, part of the Frogpants Network. It airs Monday through Thursday and covers a mix of news, culture, politics, and casual talk. The show offers a regular dose of commentary and discussion to start the day. Episodes are available on Acast.
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TMS 3069: Capable Dinks 16.09.2026 1t 4minMy favorite dog breed is cat. We've got worms. I Don't Like That Triangle Lip Thing. Hanging at the Peeing Beagle with Dunaway. Just rub Vicks on it. Glape. Palindromic baseball records. Flick the Turd. Going Full Yen. You can go your Subway. Talk Like You Got Some Sense Day. Flying fast as a Concord... right into failure. Waist high Herbie. Too plump in the middle. Mostly Husky with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/A9KAh4SGfQY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3068: Island of the Hut 15.09.2026 1t 11minWhimsical Path to Pizza Hut. I like Dong. Lady Sipowitz. New Town, Who Dis? In Secovia, Uber Rides You. Cheap Trick, Short Bursts. Who ordered the Naked Chicken Chalupa? The Big Fat Thorbowski. Batman Bob. Your little Ultron mouth. Can I get my sandwich delivered, extra pickles, hold the nude. Four Day Cookie Plan. I don't like pronouncing Matthew Reeeeeeeeeeeez. They call that guy Bruce. Chasing the Dragons with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/cvIfITKAlCM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3067: Feral Kids 14.09.2026 1t 25minGosh Dang Damn. Fish Lady and The Dude. Happy Cotton Candy Day, Daddies! Organically sourced roadkill. I don't like smelly taxider-MEEEEEEEE!!!! Do squids have feet? Because I would, like, seriously wanted to know! Teenage alpaca. Bank Miles Teller. Imagine Articulated Dragons. Balloon artillery. Broccoli Haired Alpacas. H R Dead-N-Stuffed. The smell of life! Buzz Aldrin, next on the TMS curse? Breaking Recommental Silence with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/0BQUsJlIGyg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3066: Bear-o-Pecia 10.09.2026 1t 21minIs that a phone in your pocket or are just worried about it's payment structure. Brian did NOT get busy last night. When Tina's away Brian will..... Go watch Korean movies. Does a bear shit in the Subaru. Put the Climax Where it Needs to Be. Oops! All Screens! Seoul Kaiju. Little bouts of dialogue. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't Fuzzy Was He. All commas, no decimal points. Velclo Fry. Almost smarter than the average bear. The Milk and Meat of Burps. The Baltimore Corvids. Relative By Blood with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/6dQ5yL9qdGs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3065: Brunette Fred 09.09.2026 1t 9minPope Hat Night. Show me butt doctor. Snake Toes McGee. Old Man Spice. Speedy Buggy Do, Where are You? Your Booby's a Panera! George Forman Mammogram.Colonoscapist. Do You Even Uber Lyft, Bro. Light Box Education Continues. And a Capt Caveman. Dentists, we don't hate you. Somebody Always Hates The President. Can AIs think cuz I like really wanted to know. Faking the Turing Test with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ECVCAv5DYo0 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3064: Carpet Zamboni 08.09.2026 1t 17minI Don't Like Eeeeeeeeee Cummings. No country for gay men. Nibbler's Shit. Cult of the Fedex guy. Wingdingbats. Charles, fetch me my Donut puppet! Googly Boobs. Because Capital Letters Are Uppity. Oops! All symbols. Have you met Backspace Boron? Firy-Ass Girl Drummer. Brian's Breaking sorta Bad. Stuck in Achewillow. Drinking nothing but pee until you die. Taking up space with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/KaZMLA5Pois Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3063: Paging Mr. Ball 07.09.2026 1t 21minThere aren't stingers on male BEEEEEEEEES!!!! Pixelated toxic wiener. Keeping A Grip On The Naked Barbie. The Le Bore Sisters. Ah, the scabs!! With Dunaway! A Podcast on Labor Day, in This Economy? Free everything but the Boobs. They're not Extra-Terrestrials They're Hungarian. Patrick Wilson, the man. In my day we listened for the squeek! Nurse Stubby Ratchett. History Of Porn 101. Forever Cake. Orange Mister Julius. MY Sugar! with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/00nKC0wRDXU Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3062: Less Ratner 03.09.2026 1t 17minI'm a makin a nice pastaaaaaa. These aren't the swingers you're looking for. (S) I'm up all night to get heartburn. 10 different vibes and none of them were good. Serial Killer or Swinger? Pineapple Anyone? This is the John Stewart you are looking for. Come to Randyland. We moved Catwoman. The Wheels of Podcasting keep on turnin. Definitely Not Non-Alcoholic. Seeking a leather-couch-type man. All Swung Out. Eating 8-15 Raw Tortillas. Make me look fancy. Just the right amount of abuse with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/f36cBwbRDxo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3061: OH, THE TOAST!!! 02.09.2026 1t 2minNa na na na na na BAT HOLE! If You Lived in Colorado, You'd Be Casa Bonita. Moab Multiliths. Leaning in and is all nippley. Never trust a French cat. Kwant Skirt. Scratched by the cat, and you're to blame. Stop Eddie Haskalling me. Cybercompensation. YOU CAN EAT TOAST. Spoiler Baron Harkonnen. A whole lot of Grand Junction. Four inch thick tan. Butt plugs through Tweep. A steady pair of Apple Hands with Tom Merritt and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/5yl4-Tw0FBM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3060: Panera Pickup Heist 27.08.2026 1t 32minA Full Sacktober. Build-a-Plane you know, for kids. We named the snake Reggie! The Shark Jumped. Pant like a Hole. Blanding is Bland. Just one snake on a plane. Three Little Pillars. I have Cartier on line 2. Shoutout to Paul. I call this plane Planey McPlaneface. Justice is Blonde. This Dyang Deer Donchaknow? Matt had a thing with beeeeeeees. Freaking Johnny Powers with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ULW7gHyXYBA Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3059: Cabbage Fiasco 26.08.2026 1t 5minDepressed at Being Repressed. Everything's Coming Up 26. Master Blaster is the Ref! Delicious like an eyeball. Show me any kind of feet! It's F'all Y'all! Sorry Country Music. Group-Based, Turn-Based Bullshit. You're making me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. Fried Crust with Goo. A Magical Time of Complicatedness. Last Person that Everybody Liked. Context matters, dipshit. Show me your pickle with Brian Dunaway. Sun on a shingle with Tom Merritt and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/YrNAEj12H0I Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3058: Mustache Mandate 25.08.2026 57minAnother Manic Tuesday. It's the mustard gas what did it! Don't look at me, I am offensive. Call your doctor if your arm falls off after 4 hours. Keep Bobby & Wendi Apart. Get Your Bits And Your Segments STRAIGHT! Polyblend Workout. Am I having a Migraine or a Mind-graine? McDoxing your order. So, apparently, without further ado... Who's Ruby? The Official Word on Placebos. That Motherfather Effect is Not Real! Subs as a Service. Repairs on a corpse with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/YYKRo37jE1Q Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3057: A pair of teef 24.08.2026 1t 15minThe Jedi Temple on Croissant. Brian Backed to the Future. Do not anger the Picard. Basic Jeff. Tasty Chicklet look. Your mother smelled of Fulkberries. Human Density. Frisbee side effects. Is it too early for a class action lawsuit? We're not the cancer cells your looking for. Greasy Ibbott vs HR. Dearest Claude. Be nice to the LLMs. The Pud has a Drink. Merck your disease with Bobby. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/lgMWJ8_K7NI Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3056: Freddy the 13th 20.08.2026 1t 17minKick a Pack of Poo. Brian's Intolerant Box. Mel A, B, or C? Big old Mormon kid teeth. That made me tingle. Stiff, Thick, and Absorbent. Dunaway's monstrous head. A Gentile Throttling. My dinner with Weekend at Bernie's. I can bike 16 donuts per hour. Caution plate may be hot. Six Holes and One Peg, I'm In Danger. There's a hole in da roof! I would nuke that for a dollar. Slowpamine with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/lyDLGeIuNa8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3055: Bucket of Yuck 19.08.2026 1t 1minA bed of wet goo. Doug, Dog, Duck. Swim the Boogers Off. Concentrated Horse Water! I'll take Coldplay Kiss Cam Couple for 9 points, Alex. Amy Kardashian. What is pickle man? Magic Carp pet. Leave Your Diseases In The Pool. Enjoy the Djiardia. Matched wits party unit. The Devil's Three-way. I kissed the ground and I liked it. Big Red Pile Of Pudding. Exposed to The Elephants with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/0aMGBZ7_1zI Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3054: Wet Ribs 18.08.2026 1t 7minUnsettling Pig Nipples. The house looks like crepe. Loki is High Key Important. White person empire. You have a little bard in you. Not OSHA approved. Birdclothes. A Marvel Woman with a Buncha Dudes. I recommend the soup of the day, it's extra wet. Don't Block my SWIG hole! Cookie money. Scott's A Lizard. Squeeze off some concrete. Ant-Man and the Four Monkeys. Everything in moderation, except female protagonists...with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/iiiX3GWU2-g Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3053: Million Dollar Jesus Bacon 17.08.2026 1t 15minDunaway, the Roman God of Love. Neffer-Titty. It's not cheating if you're learning. Everything Coming Up Johnson. Jesus level bacon sales. Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity + Brown Water. My monkey, Le Poop! Mid-air Squat. Screamin' Chip Hawkins. Lovin' Characters Until You Don't. The Uncool Uncle. Wiid-mote. Don't slice the younglings. My Dad didn't smoke enough cigarettes. So smart it's stupid, with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/lJ-fXV706eQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3052: Polite Bear 13.08.2026 1t 15minThe Cleanest Mummy. Dumber Than Scott's Dog. A tiny drop of retsin. Can't spell Gaslighting without AI. No Hairy Chested Men From Idaho. Raccoon Finger Things. There's Only One R in Crusher. Be a real man with the doorbell. Raw Dong Simmons. We have authoritarianism at home. I got this new thing and beat the big boss. I watched Longmire so I am an expert in Wyoming. Practice Relax. Eu-3.5-ia. If your burnout lasts more than four hours, consult Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/xx3bc0qqpB4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3051: Queet 12.08.2026 1t 9minHabernath Maddington. Forever Cooter. Loki is low key Loki. Stop or my mom, car 54, will shoot. Committee-formed semblance of a plan. Black Snake Wednesday. Jurassajumanji? Tastes like Lindeloff. We want Beaver Justice for Cooter. That song's about a lady part. The Ghost from the TV Show Ghosts. Bob Crack It. No! games! till dispatch! I don't like days of Dooooooooom. The Department of Money with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/NsDIMoPXIzQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3050: El Guapo's Guaco 11.08.2026 1t 17minMourning the Loss of the Pickle Dog. Top or Bottom --- The Debate Continues. This is Why My Fries Are Never Hot. A Long Way to Go for a Chile Verde. Low Prices? Your god damn Right. There Are FOUR Joes. Slow Motion Pigeon Master. People want stupid articulated dragons. Speaking Roman. Cartel franchising. I need the LARGE tips. Don't Think of Oasis. Kiss the Chicken on the Lips. Less ass more Jack. Four Lefts with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/2DPhLBs0KsY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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