Our POoRCHoices the Podcast

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  Episode 286 - A Crime of Passion 14.09.2026 1t 26min

  This week while the whole gang is back together, Fatty shares a message from a friend of the show about some ideas for their Below Dorks reality show.  They also informed the fellas of the fact that on Below Deck there was a deckhand who did something that is fairly unforgivable to do to a co-worker and Banky recalls that another friend of the show did something similar to him years ago. Sarcastro makes a poor choice in not being explicit on instructions for how Prince Sarcastro should handle waste material from his new get rich quick scheme.  He also has an event where lightning strikes a tree at his house and shoots shrapnel into part of his house.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 
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  Episode 285 - Monkey Boys 07.09.2026 1t 9min

  After Banky fails to procure passes to RetroCon he, Sarcastro, and Fatty talk about other upcoming events at the Valley Forge Convention Center the show should attend including something that sounds like a junk swamp and an event for the elderly. Fatty expresses his disappointment with the group telling him to watch the show Lanterns only to find that it's created by one of his least favorite show runners/producers in the business. Then to wind the show down they discuss getting some inspiration for the Handies of Hope website by going to some local zoos to each of them which leads them to websites and social media pages for some of the strangest "zoos" or animal sanctuaries and rescues they have ever read about. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 
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  Episode 284 - Below Dorks 31.08.2026 1t 18min

  After a lengthy discussion on catching up on older television shows and a few newer ones the gang decides to make their own version of Below Deck.  In the POoRCHoices verions, Sarcastro gets to be the captain of the yacht and the rest of the fellas make up the crew stewards, deck hands and chef while Commando must spend the entire charter driving the tender around. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 
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  Episode 283 - Impossible Ramblers 24.08.2026 1t 27min

  Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky debate the necessity of seeing The Odyssey in theaters in 70mm or digital IMAX or waiting to stream it at home. Fatty provides a brief update on the potential new project boat which leads into a potential job opportunity for Banky.  They then talk about going out to ghost towns that had been wiped out by flood and to actual haunted sites. Sarcastro tries something new to him at the Costco food court and learns a valuable life lesson.  He then shares that Queen Sarcastro started subbing in with Impossible beef in their meals. Sarcastro's rant about being charged an additional fees when paying by credit card leads to Fatty suggesting moving back to paying for everything using personal checks again. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 
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  Episode 282 - The Airport Long Shot 17.08.2026 1t 30min

  The gang starts off with a water cooler conversation (not office gossip, but an actual water cooler) and move into another amazing idea for a POoRCHoices website and business idea. Then they discuss what they think the procedure is for the advance team to do when the President has an emergency to use the bathroom while traveling by motorcade. Sarcastro shares a story of a recent airport experience Prince Sarcastro had and coined a name for either a very lazy or very bold move in a public restroom. Corporal asks for clarification on what the difference is on ratings from one streaming service is to another when it comes to types of nudity. Fatty looks at a potentially good poor choice in regards to rerplacing his aging boat with another cosmetic fixer-upper. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 
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  Episode 281 - Mega Media Maniacs 10.08.2026 2t 23min

  Through a misunderstanding on reconding schedules Corporal and Banky are left to their own devices so the naturally decide to talk about movies in a very extended episode.  Some of the topics within movies include watching films including some from yesteryear that may be problematic by today's standards.  They also finally do a quick discussion on the 2026 version of Masters of the Universe before getting into other movies based on toys and cartoons of their youth as well as remakes, sequels, and prequels of movies. Corporal talks about a retro-market he went to that turned out to be more retro than he expected when hunting for movies to buy.  They both weigh in on the idea of Sony stepping away from physical media for games and what that can mean for the film industry and consumers as well. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 
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  Episode 280 - Fatty and Sarcastro's Rough Week 03.08.2026 1t 23min

  Fatty's patience is tried by the technician changing his oil which least to the rest of a rough day for him.  Adding insult to injury he tries out one of the viral recipies he found on social media to less than stellar results.  Sarcastro shares that Princess Sarcastro is joining a Scouts troop which brings up some memories of when he was in another organization as a kid that had his family fostering service dogs. They also talk about being warehouse store members and what †˙ey sorf like and don't like about them. Sarcastro also tell the group about the sticker shock he received from the dealership on some maintenance and repairs to his care which also came with a sales pitch for him to trade that in for a new car.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 
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  Episode 279 - Fatty's Orlando Adventure 27.07.2026 57min

  This week Corporal, Fatty, and Banky get togther to talk about the types of video games they can handle playing these days.  Banky gets his credit card hacked while they were recording, Corporal experiences a parking garage that captures more information than you'd expect them to.  Fatty gives an update on his trip to Orlando which clearly had it's ups and downs but also yielded an idea for a gift he's going to send to Sarcastro. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 
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  Episode 278 - Sovereign Squatters 20.07.2026 1t 19min

  This week Sarcastro and Banky have their annual Wonder Twins episode and they use this one to discuss their fascination and annoyance with people claiming to be soveriegn citizens and making life more complicated for themselves and the police than they need to.  They also discuss squatters and how they manipulate the system to take over properties which Sarcastro thinks could be an option for Corporal to use to find a summer home in the Pocono Mountains.    Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 
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  Episode 277 - Dirty Dudes 13.07.2026 1t 42min

  This week while Commando is away the rest of the fellas gather around to talk about getting dirty in different ways.  Sarcastro with trying out the fad of dirty sodas; Fatty with an extra dirty smoker that magically made itself clean thanks to chemical reactions; and Banky learns a lesson in not eating dirty with a breakfast sandwich that did him no flavors.  Corporal manages to stay clean and shares that he's going to get to watch a World Cup match at Cosm Atlanta for an immersive experience. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 
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  Episode 276 - Hot Dog! 06.07.2026 1t 33min

  This week Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky talk about The Boy and Prince Sarcastro doing chores and creating summer side hustles.   Banky explains the new chamber sealer that he bought to portion and save the bulk foods he buys.  Princess Sarcastro makes a delicious mess at casa de Sarcastro.  Then they have an in depth conversation regarding the quality of several brands of hot dogs before they learn about the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council which is a shock to everyone that it exists.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 
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  Episode 275 - From a Cabin in the Woods to a Heck of a Weekend 29.06.2026 1t 25min

  Fatty shares a listing to a cabin in the woods for Corporal to look at buying.  Grok helps Sarcastro with the print ad campaign for our new specialty water product.  The group discusses plans to see Masters of the Universe and The Mandalorian and Grogu.  Commando gets the shingles and Sarcastro shares the family history with chickenpox.  Fatty's tells a story of a friend who has a hell of a day but somehow manages to remain positive.  Fatty also finds a treasure trove of VHS tapes at a thrift store and that leads back to the story of Sarcastro's father selling his VHS tape of him skydiving in Australia.  Banky pays to plays in the dirt in his yard on an ever growing landscaping improvement project. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 
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  Episode 274 - Not So Great Values 22.06.2026 1t 36min

  This week the fellas discuss Fatty's recent purchase of a name brand "tater tots" which were less than stellar compared to generic brands from a big box store.  This lead it a discussion on a list of products sold at said big box store that you should avoid according to a post made on the website Chowhound and each of the crew gives their thoughts on if they agree or not.  Sarcastro shares an idea for another for sure winner product to pad the POoRChoices product portfolio with a drink they all enjoyed on hot days as kids.  He also talks about a new show about squatters that he wants Banky to test out and report back on when he's watched a few epsiodes. Fatty learns from The Boy that he's just an old man and it's okay to not be good at video games anymore.  Sarcastro tells about a poor choice in letting Prince Sarcastro set up another chores for hire business with his pressure washer.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 
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  Episode 273 - Sloppy Good Times 15.06.2026 1t 37min

  This week,Fatty reports that The Wife has issued a statement to the show via Instagram about the porta-potty being set up at their cabin and they respond. Banky starts a group rant on Star Wars and where it's gone and where it should go and that leads what they've been watching at home.  After that the discussion turns to celebrities beginning a second career using pay to interact websites. They also discuss the themed popcorn bucket at theaters for every other movie that comes out which morphs into a conversation on laser discs and a brief history of the medium. Fatty shares the poor choice made by his son this week involving a family favorite meal to eat while The Wife was out of town. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 
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  Episode 272 - R'amen! They Each Got A Case of KLapple 08.06.2026 1t 29min

  On this episode Commando, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky each get a case of KLapple.  No, not a weird disease, rather an apple flavored beer that they are trying out for the first time while recording and it turns out to be everything they could have hoped for and some parts they couldn't have hoped for. Fatty shares his find from his most recent trip to the Goodwill store and will have everyone praying for more before sharing a story about an odd choice for a pet that someone brought to his job.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 
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  Episode 271 - Make Apes Happy Again 01.06.2026 1t 19min

  The gang gets together to talk about a project that Fatty's son was recently assigned called the the million dollar project where students are given fictional money to balance a million dollar budget by allocating funds to several specific categories including housing, transportation, education and charity.  This leads to the inception of the newest plot for a satirical charity by the Our POoRCHoices team where primates help primates. Fatty then shares a story of the worst hotel experience he ever had at a seedy place in Harrisburg, PA after seeing a concert and Banky recounts a quick conversation with Jimmie Haha of Jimmie's Chicken Shack. The group comes up with ideas of what Fatty can do during his limited free time during his upcoming trip to Orlando before wrapping it up talking about Knight Rider and the absurdity of Garthe Knight as a villain and spawning an idea for the next episode which will by default be a poor choice when the say it. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 
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  Episode 270 - This One's In the Can 25.05.2026 1t 32min

  This week Fatty considers checking off another box for his doomsday prep list with exploring if he needs to start stocking up on canning products to preserve food.  Sarcastro finds a new account to follow on social media about strip club food reviews. Commando, Sarcastro, and Fatty get ready for the end of the school year and their kids being home all day. Sarcastro shares a story of a new low of greed by a company at a seminar they were hosting.  Commando finds out that coffee may be the elixir of eternal life. The group discusses what option Fatty should go for on the size of the port-a-potty that won't break the bank. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 
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  Episode 269 - Support Your Local Library 18.05.2026 1t 16min

  This week Corporal shares the experience of seeing movies with his father who is a career man of science.  Sarcastro shares a recent story about the morality of cheating during bar trivia which leads to Corporal sharing a snake story from his youth. They also talk about AI replacing the human workforce and how the humans can buck the model as it is being built.  A brief discussion about television shows leads to a broader conversation on reading books and the importance of continuing to support local libraries.  They wrap up with talking about a psychedelic rock band that Sarcastro was recently introduced to by a co-worker that he shared with the rest of the group. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 
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  Episode 268 - Eat, Couch, Skate, Fall 11.05.2026 1t 23min

  This week, Corporal, Fatty and Banky get together to talk about a social media post regarding someone overdoing it on an edible and the comments section really nailing them for it.  This reminded Fatty of a YouTube video of an elderly woman who can walk you through being too lifted.  They also discuss a message Fatty sent to the group about not being able to understand the physics of roller skating due to his lack of athletic abilities once you put wheels on his feet.   Banky and Corporal suggest ways of incorporating Fatty using skates in a their Fatical Training series of videos.  They also discuss movies they've watched recently including Greenland 2, Project Hail Mary, Hiding Out and more before remembering some of the classics and not so classic comedies of the 80's they grew up on. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 
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  Episode 267 - The POoRCHoices Unsportsmen's Club 04.05.2026 1t 35min

  This week to kick off season 6 of the show, the whole gang gets nostalgic for a Rick Moranis movie and the films of Kevin Smith.  Sarcastro and Fatty have very different experiences with calling into the IRS regarding their taxes and they all fantasize about buying a local sportsman's club that's up for sale where they grew up. Fatty gets awakened out of deep sleep by his daughter for something that was going bump in the night.  Commando shares a poor choice of not doing basic maintenance on the window air conditioner in his home office.  Fatty looks for confirmation that he's not making a poor choice with holding off getting a new refrigerator to replace the one that the ice maker stopped working on.  Banky made a poor choice in the uncomfortable seats he bought for him and Fatty to go see an otherwise enjoyable concert.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)