Minds Never Matter

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  Year 2 | Ep. 1 | The Adventure Begins (Again) 03.09.2026 2t 5min

  CW: The following episode of Minds Never Matter Year 2 contains mentions and descriptions of fictional religious practices, complex family dynamics, body horror, gore, substance use (alcohol), gaslighting, innuendo, and physical displays of affection between player characters. Listener discretion is advised.The Not-Quite-Heroes have returned!In Episode 1 of Minds Never Matter Year 2, we reunite with Sartheleon, Cecily, Pogo, and Vi finally return to the Adventuring College of Elona for their sophomore year! Our Not-Quite-Heroes are in for some big changes... including a brand-new face joining the party!Sartheleon Grey has officially been promoted to a higher rank in the Darkeners, something that at one point may have been an honor, but now, fills him with dread; Cecily Belghriom and Kiran have a heart-wrenching conversation about Cecily's divinity and purpose within the Church of Ghriom; Pogo Stardust has been visiting with a tutor over the summer to make him a better nobleman; and Vi goes about her day-to-day routine at the Temple of Doal with their new Archcleric as she plans her first house party!Then, we meet Calor Sagittal, a transfer from Mag who was raised alongside the region's crown prince. What party did she get added to for the new school year?This episode's Halftime Show features...Mindscapes & MagicMage Hand High FiveA special thank you to our Ko-Fi Members!La MadioFeaturing...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Year 2 | Ep. 2 | Collective Bargaining 03.09.2026 1t 55min

  CW: The following episode of Minds Never Matter Year 2 contains mentions and descriptions of fictional religious practices, grief, complex family dynamics, body horror, gore, substance use (alcohol), gaslighting, innuendo, and physical displays of affection between player characters. Listener discretion is advised.After learning that their second year will be taking our Not-Quite-Heroes all around Divitotum assisting different adventuring guilds, the Killers decide to show Calor around Elona’s Central City before prepping for Vi’s house party.The group stop by Moondollars where Cecily and Sartheleon have a quick catch up, Pogo fills Calor in on all the campus gossip, with Vi and Jareth stepping in to help Frank contain the afternoon coffee rush. After a sparring match between Calor, Cecily, and Pogo to learn more about her skillset, Sartheleon receives a check from an old friend that sends the group searching for Moondollars’ corporate office.This episode's Halftime Show features...Mindscapes & MagicMage Hand High FiveA special thank you to our Ko-Fi Members!La MadioFeaturing...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Year 2 | Paralogue VII | Off The Record (feat. Madio) 03.09.2026 56min

  CW: The following episode of Minds Never Matter Year 2 contains innuendo, deceit, death, grief, and gaslighting. Listener discretion is advised.Right after the disastrous finale of The Dowry aired on live television across Divitotum proper, Elona's "top" newspaper The Weekly Lyre's executive editor, Peter P. Peterson has decided it's time to run an exclusive story on our Not-Quite-Heroes, employing the help of up-and-coming journalist and second year student, Clarence Guliard, who's secretly moonlighting as the president of a fan club dedicated to the party!As Clarence travels from Moondollars, Juno's office, and even a run-in with Stu Dent, he recounts The Killer's many acts of... "heroism" throughout their first year at ACE!PARALOGUE VII - "Off the Record" features...La Madio Butler as Clarence GuliardNoah Bryan as Frank Twenty-Six, Juno, Stu, and Agent QAnna Eliza as Francesca Two, Agent MEdited by Anna ElizaFeaturing...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Year 2 | TRAILER #1 19.07.2026 1min

  Our Not-Quite-Heroes have returned! In Minds Never Matter Year 2, we reunite with Sartheleon, Cecily, Pogo, and Vi finally return to the Adventuring College of Elona for their sophomore year! Our Not-Quite-Heroes are in for some big changes... including a brand-new face joining the party!Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Summer Vacation | FINALE | All Eyes On You 16.07.2026 1t 21min

  CW: This episode features mentions of nudity, sexual innuendo, strong language, substance use, violence, gore, and death. Listener discretion is advised.After discovering the truth behind The Dowry’s production alongside Reina, our Not-Quite-Heroes are thrown into a true life-or-death battle against the show’s producer: a ravenous Beholder hellbent on exposing the flaws with modern romance!While Pogo, Cecily, Magna Kee and the surviving cast members try to take the production team down, Reina tells Sartheleon about her own experiences with love, and offers him a grim warning for the future.Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Summer Vacation | Ep. 3 | Let's Get Steamy 09.07.2026 1t 50min

  CW: The following episode of Minds Never Matter features graphic content, substance use, violence, themes of being watched and paranoia, stalking, romance, and sexual innuendo. Listener discretion is advised.Things are starting to heat up in the villa! With Reina being eliminated, the cast is starting to thin out as our Not-Quite-Heroes are thrown into another challenge to earn some cold hard cash and survive the next round of eliminations!Meanwhile, Sartheleon does what he does best and sneaks off into the producer’s office to try and uncover the secret behind the death game they’ve been forced to participate in.Plus, Magna Kee seems to have become intimately familiar with SteamX2.Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Summer Vacation | Ep. 2 | Love & Money 25.06.2026 2t 12min

  CW: This episode features content that some listeners may find disturbing or uncomfortable, including sexual content, innuendo, romance, character death, body horror, stalking, substance use, and violence. Listener discretion is advised.As our Not-Quite-Heroes get their footing as contestants on The Dowry, we see them get cozy with their fellow contestants and participate in their first challenge! After, we see the party adjust to their temporary life in the villa, with Sartheleon being accosted by a mysterious young woman who seems weirdly fixated on him, and Cecily getting hit on by an Elonian monster hunter named Hazel. While they’re fighting for survival, Magna Kee has quickly become an audience favorite, raking in a generous donation from a certain nobleman...Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Summer Vacation | Ep. 1 | Welcome To The Dowry 18.06.2026 2t 57min

  CW: Character death, sexual content and innuendo, violence, mild gore, unhealthy relationship dynamics.Minds Never Matter is BACK! In the first episode of the Summer Vacation mini-series, DM'd by Anna Eliza, we follow our Not-Quite-Heroes a few months after the events of Year 1's finale as they take on their most perilous journey yet: a summer internship taking them to the sun-kissed sands of Solra to work as hired muscle on the set of Divitotum's hottest new reality television series The Dowry.Absolutely everything is above board and nothing could go wrong. Right? Right.Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Summer Vacation | Paralogue VI | Freedom, Sanctioned 07.05.2026 32min

  After the incident at House Victosolis and the investigation following the matriarch's death, Violetta Victosolis was allowed a brief moment of freedom before being taken into the custody of the Old-Blood Council for a more... formal trial to decide her fate.Officially taking on the name "Vi", we follow the scorned heiress of House Victosolis after the rest of her party has departed Elona for the summer, and her daily routine with her rigid new friend. "Freedom, Sanctioned" was written, narrated, and edited by Anna Eliza (@locallvluplady)Additional voices by Noah Bryan (@noahjbryan)Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Year 1 | FINALE | Not-Quite-Heroes 30.04.2026 3t 44min

  CW: The following episode of Minds Never Matter features content that may make some listeners uncomfortable, including death, gaslighting, references to childhood neglect, occultism and ritualistic practices, gore, broken bones, complicated family dynamics, and loss of autonomy. Listener discretion is advised.In the final episode of Minds Never Matter Year 1, the party unravel the mystery surrounding Violetta Victosolis's death before ascending to the top of House VIctosolis to face Marianne in the midst of a ritual to achieve lichdom. They confront love. They confront loss. They confront the whims of something greater than each other. Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Year 1 | Ep. 53 | A Story of Three 23.04.2026 1t 34min

  CW: The following episode of the Minds Never contains graphic descriptions of violence, death, occultism, blood, verbal descriptions of gore, the use of medical instruments, and substance use. Listener discretion is advised.This is a love story. What atrocities would you commit for your family? Who will you hold close when darkness surrounds you?Don't forget who you are.Our Not-Quite-Heroes face ghosts from days they'd hoped were behind them, and finally learn the truth about House Victosolis, the ever-elusive Jareth Maerott, and the girl they call their friend.Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Year 1 | Ep. 52 | Evermore 16.04.2026 1t 35min

  CW: This episode of Minds Never Matter contains mentions of death, body horror resulting in the loss of autonomy, illness, occult practices, blood, betrayal, substance use, and complicated family dynamics resulting in emotional harm and neglect. Listener discretion is advised.In episode 52 of the Minds Never Matter podcast, the party begin investigating House Victosolis after defeating Reginald. The more they discover about the infamous Old-Blood family, the more they begin to learn that Marianne's dark deals go far deeper than any of them ever could have realized.Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Year 1 | Paralogue V | The Benefits of Tea 09.04.2026 5min

  CW: Mentions and explorations of grief and grieving, allusions to substance use.In this week's episode of Minds Never Matter, we visit Frederic Von Vespera on the morning before the Sports' Festival, before the eclipse, thinking about before... well, that's one of the benefits of green tea, right?Written by Anna ElizaNarrated by Noah BryanEdited by Anna ElizaJoin us next week as we get our Not-Quite-Heroes back together for Year 1, Episode 52, "Evermore"!Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Year 1 | Ep. 51 | Meet the Parents 02.04.2026 1t 30min

  Content Warning: The following episode of Minds Never Matter contains graphic descriptions of blood, violence, occult themes, as well as substance use and suggestive humor. Listener discretion is advised.In episode 51 of Minds Never Matter, our Not-Quite-Heroes find themselves facing down their final obstacle to reach House Victosolis and, hopefully, retrieve Emilia from her mother's grasp. As they battle Emilia's father, Reginald, they realize that there's something very wrong with the patriarch of the family. Once they finally make it inside, the party discovers something that finally lets them piece together what’s shaped this home’s hallowed history in Divitotum...Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Year 1 | Paralogue IV | One Last Semester 12.03.2026 19min

  In this week's episode of Minds Never Matter, we take a look at ACE's beloved history teacher, Alexander Jarvis Landry, on his last day working for the renowned adventuring college before going into retirement. Written by Noah BryanEdited & Narrated by Noah Bryan & Anna ElizaJoin us next week as we get our Not-Quite-Heroes back together for Year 1, Episode 51, "Meet the Parents"!Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Year 1 | Ep. 50 | Welcome To House Victosolis 05.03.2026 1t 30min

  CW: This episode contains descriptions of panic and paranoia, violence, profanity, death & gore. Listener discretion is advised.In Episode 50 of Minds Never Matter, our Not-Quite-Heroes hunt for Emilia across campus only to realize that she's made a decision that will change their lives forever. Looking at the carnage left behind by their friend, the party know there's only one option: go directly to House Victosolis, a looming tower that’s silently observed all of Elona this entire time.Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Year 1 | Ep. 49 | The Killers 26.02.2026 1t 16min

  CW: The following episode contains mentions of bodily harm, gore, and profanity. Listener discretion is advised.In Episode 49 of the Minds Never Matter Podcast, The Killers face off against Stu Dent in  a heated match of Murderball! While our Not-Quite-Heroes have decided to proudly wear the team name "The Killers" for the tournament, they may be underestimating their opponents!Just when it seems as though ACE’s annual Sports Tournament has taken a turn in their favor, the eclipse finally arrives as a reminder that nothing can truly last forever... can it?We're fighting to help communities impacted by ICE in the United States. Donate and buy a raffle ticker now for Roll For the Future! A charity raffle benefitting MIRAC!Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Year 1 | Episode 48 | Oops! All Bits 22.02.2026 2t 9min

  In episode 48 of the Minds Never Matter Podcast, our Not-Quite-Heroes finally get ready to play some sports! Emilia has a confrontation with her mother, Sartheleon gets bundled into a bag of holding, Pogo gets a special surprise from Glagus, and Cecily may have discovered a new chance at love.Roll For the Future, our first-ever charity raffle benefitting MIRAC is now LIVE! Buy a raffle ticket and protect your communities from the occupation of of ICE in the United States.Donate now!Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Year 1 | Ep. 47 | The Final's Champion 14.02.2026 2t 29min

  In Session 47, our Not-So-Hero's put it all on the line to get their last tokens to complete their final, meet the guidance councilor, and find out what can go in a bag of holding.Our halftime this week talks about our first ever charity raffle, Roll for the Future! This raffle will benefit MIRAC (Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee) which will feature prizes from sponsors like Lost Haven Art, Earth Former Games, Dispel Dice, and more! Please consider checking it out and giving to a great cause. You can learn more about MIRAC at https://www.miracmn.com/ and find out about where and how to help by following us on our socials at @HilaritySaveRPG or by heading directly to our raffle link at https://givebutter.com/Roll4FutureFeaturing...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Year 1 | Ep. 46 | It's Tailgatin' Time 22.01.2026 2t 13min

  The 46th session of the Minds Never Matter podcast sees our Not-Quite-Hero's show off their skills for their final grade at the Tailgating event! But first will Pogo ever find his way out of the forest?Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.