You Wouldn't

Jaksot

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  Patquit Quitfton 16.09.2026 46min

  Will gives Pat a best friend quiz, and Pat has made a movie guessing game. Coco and BeanMovie Guessing GamePat’s Spaghetti Bolognese TakeWill’s Childhood QuizInvestment BankingDebatingJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Raygun and Glory Holes 13.09.2026 52min

  Will and Pat record out of Shep’s garage, talking about Will’s nightmare banking and glory holes.Will’s Banking NightmarePapua New Guinea CrocLamp StorePat’s a Real Estate AgentGlory HolesRaygun GroundingNiche Things We Can’t Live WithoutJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Our biggest aura loss 09.09.2026 51min

  Will and Pat reveal their biggest aura losses and rank the top 5 Sydney crowning jewels.Aura LossCentennial Park FishingTop 5 Sydney Crown JewelsPinocchioWill Tried to Hug a RandomSelf ConfidenceRich People HobbiesJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  We Are Cucks 06.09.2026 55min

  Will explains why he is a bad boy and Pat kicks up a stink about being tied to the English.Will Swearing at the PubSteve Irwin TV SpecialUnion JackFree ParkingOld Woman Banking ImprovSingers Falling Through the StageThe UniversalEmpathyJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Hippos Aren’t Dangerous 02.09.2026 58min

  Will wants to get a snake and Pat has lost his love for Outer Banks.Quite and QuietBlind Ranking Random ThingsWhite and Gold DressOuter Banks New SeasonHipposWill’s New PetHotlinesWhisper ManJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  “Hey, anyone wanna dock?” 30.08.2026 55min

  Will has a big call for the defining moment of 2026. Pat wants to buy an island.Who Invented Butt Chugging?Docking56 DaysDolly PartonNepal DisasterGTA 6 Sneak PeekPat Wants To Buy an IslandMelbourne ComedyHotlinesNaturopathJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Damage Control 26.08.2026 1t 7min

  After receiving backlash from the recent news, the boys go into damage control. The boys discuss the unwritten rules of splitting a dinner and Kyle played AFL.Damage ControlPaying Back RulesKyle Played AFLThe MutinyHuman Trafficking Rogue TV ShowsHotlinesJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Biggest News in You Wouldn’t History 23.08.2026 58min

  The boys reveal the biggest news in the entire history of the podcast. Come Dine With MePat’s Sleep ScheduleKissing DogsCunnilingusBiggest News in You Wouldn’t HistoryHard QuizKyle’s AI SegmentJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Hot People Suck 19.08.2026 1t 5min

  Will shares his opinion on hot people and why they shouldn’t be trusted. Pat gets held up in traffic by an old guy. Will’s Peak Gym EraHot People SuckTikTok Trend Of Interesting TraitsOld Person at Traffic LightReminiscing on First ConesMacca Bay Maggots Semi FinalSopha Dopha Gluten Free DebateHotlinesJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Waking Up Before 9 16.08.2026 47min

  Movie night tomorrow night 7pm!! Join us in the patreonMeta MeetingAwkward Brand Deal Zoom CallWaking Up EarlyElevator Technician ImprovMacca Bay Maggots UpdateHotlinesJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Sausage Sizzle Next Door 12.08.2026 53min

  Will talks shit on the City2Surf and the boys discover the neighbourhood cannibal. Real Estate AgentDefence LawyersCannibal Neighbour10 Most Popular JobsCatacombsCity2SurfParents Hit and RunHotlineJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Gucci Guilty 09.08.2026 58min

  Pat does a huge poo in Will’s toilet and Will gets scammed by a landlord.Chicken SaltClitty’s Big Poo in Will’s HousePats AdmissionThe Housing MarketPoliticsWhat Law Would You Put In?HotlinesJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Jake Howie the Baddie 08.08.2026 1t 6min

  Jake Howie, the ‘Baddie,’ joins the boys to talk about love life, the worst comedians in Australia, and the top conspiracies.How Will and Jake MetSingingJake’s Baddie SkitsTop 5 Worst ComediansJake’s Love LifeFlying AnxietyCave Diving IncidentTop ConspiraciesJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Will’s Quadruple Chin 05.08.2026 1t

  Will pretends he is Pat’s awkward date. Pat delves into the Idaho Murderer documentary.Nolan Doesn’t Have A PhoneBowral and Taree WeekendsIdaho Murderer DocoBest Way to Reveal a KillerAwkward Date ImprovHotlinesMemories of MurderJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Glory Days are Over (Kyle’s Back) 02.08.2026 1t 8min

  Kyle is back from his Euro summer, and with that comes some technical difficulties.Pat and Will’s Bingo CardBad ProposalsWill’s Rich DinnerANZAC Day AuctionKyle’s Favourite CitiesWill’s Going to NYCHotlinesJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Jumping taxis 29.07.2026 58min

  Pat gets caught in a web of lies & Will gives us his best impression to date.Hotline: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotlineBest restaurant Uber eatsSporting sooksAnniversary giftsImpressionsContent SchoolAirtasker Jumping taxisThings we aren't proud ofHotlinesJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Afterdark and underwater 26.07.2026 1t 6min

  The boys are back in the studio! Pat confesses to a bizarre kink, and Will reveals the worst kind of people known to humankind.Hotline: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotlineCakeDolphinsBaliPanic AttackHotlinesJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Tinpot behaviour 22.07.2026 47min

  Pats disaster on the slopes & Will fires up at the AFL.Hotline: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotlineSnowboardingExsWeird MenusAFLOdysseyJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Honking L platers 19.07.2026 47min

  Pats rushed dump & Will freaks out about asking a guy out.Hotline: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotlineNew ZealandDatingMoviesIsland GameL PlatersDrivingJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Ummays Asagnelay 15.07.2026 1t 8min

  Will gets scammed, Pat proves Will wrong. Hotline: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotlineNo GameUber ScamTattoosMenu ListShapes FlavoursJoin the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.