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  Tops & Bottoms 15.09.2026 35min

  On today's episode, Rich and Nicole break down just how bad Rich's Mets luck really is. And Matt Ryan did not want to share Rich with Nicole during his NYC visit. And is it really just the water in NY that makes the food so special? Rich wants Sara to pester him more when he's away. Regional parenting. What is the statute of limitations when people leave stuff at your house after a party? Keegan's birthday party. Tops and bottoms debate. When women can't support other women. Is Rich still a wuss around needles? Keep sharing us with all your friends! Every like, share, subscribe, and 5-star rating helps our village grow, and we cannot say thank you enough!!!
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  Full Figured Unicorns 08.09.2026 31min
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  PodMaxxing 03.09.2026 31min

  On today's episode, Rich can't stop annoying Nicole. Dealing with dinners. Nicole is fuming over the fumes. Why is it so hard to get the kids in the shower after a long day?! And Rich hates the idea of pheremonemaxxing being a real trend. Nicole and Parker can't stop roasting Matt over his ear stickers. Then things get sad with some of the bigger stories in the news, with Lindsey Clancy and the horrific flooding in Nepal. Rich tries to lighten things up with what happened right before he hopped on to record. And then they lament over freaking baseball bats. Nicole wraps it up with a rumbling in her tummy. Please keep liking, subscribing, sharing, downloading, and leaving 5-star reviews on your choice of podcast platform. This helps the pod and our village grow so much!
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  Picklenuts 01.09.2026 35min

  On today's episode, it's all aboard for Rich and Nicole! Sitches, a sports chapter ending, and overused emojis. Dropping your reminder to wash your shower liner. Giving our love to Dolly. Quality sperm's going rate. Fart corners. How far do you let kids get nutty? We appreciate every like, share, comment, download, and 5 star review. We love our Village B!tches!
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  I Love Coach 21.08.2026 34min

  On today's episode (sorry it's a day late!) Rich and Nicole talk about the things they hate. We learn that banging out frustration works. Keeping up with the house is tough. School group chats are out of control. Rich feels the love, and Nicole has some concert STRESS. We appreciate every like, share, subscribe, and download! We love you, Village B!tches!
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  The Token Straight 18.08.2026 35min

  On today's episode, Parker is home! And it is emotional! Rich is making his way into the cool kids' club with Jeff Lewis! He also had a rare rager and got hit on?! Sara comes on with a few Reddit stories that need advice and validation. Benny has a great idea, and Keegan gets deep. Help Rich meet Nicole's deadline! Every like, share, and 5-star review helps grow this village! Thank you for being with us for all the crazy!
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  Darn Tootin' 13.08.2026 39min

  On today's episode, Nicole discovers she is NOT the perfect 1940s wife... and we're okay with that. Rich is a party boy, and he needs to learn how to delegate. He is also still battling the gophers and sticking his foot in his mouth with the first day of school. Nicole is hating that Matt's ear is 'under the weather' and being the punching bag. Would you love your person if they lost an appendage? Are you a new backpack each year for school kind of parent? The 'we turned out fine' argument. Nicole gives Rich a deadline for the pod. Nicole's mom is thankful there wasn't a white carpet. Like Nicole's mom says, like, share, subscribe...ALL the things, Village B!tches! We love you!
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  Love A Suburban D!icks 11.08.2026 37min

  On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are at "that" age with AI. Matt is having a rough go at gas chicken. When your kid is the chosen one, you gotta go. Are you ever requesting teachers? Rich has a new segment..."Did Rich cross the line?" Nicole was struggling with a to-go order. As always, we cannot thank y'all enough for every like, share, subscribe, and 5-star review! It means so much to have our Village B!itches' support!
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  That Ship Has Sailed 06.08.2026 36min

  On today's episode, Rich feels like his in a trial relationship post-breakup with Nicole. Making time for whoopee...and could you swing? Our thoughts are with Pere Hilton. Carsick stories and Wickerween. Parker stealing Nicole's shorts for camp, and they can't get over how she's growing up so fast. We appreciate every like, share, and download...every 5-star rating and message from our Village B!itches!
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  Wick D!ck Ick 04.08.2026 42min

  On today's episode, Nicole is hanging on by a thread, and she needs her village. Rich is trying to rally. And this is BEYOND behind the velvet rope. How you balance how different partners react to things. And we are worried about Ariana Grande. Who else feels left out for the excitement over the Marvel movies? Eyebrow lady stories and awkward Sara vigilante. Tom Brady gives us the ick because he is such a weiner winner. Hey, we love you, Village B!tches!
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  The Ultimatum 30.07.2026 40min

  On today's episode, Rich and Nicole love how we're all just living the same life with how kids can be...like, LEAN OVER THE PLATE!!! How do you feel about someone correcting your kids? The Ultimatum on Netflix, Rich wants to know if we were all really that dumb when it comes to dating. Nicole has yet to get a camp letter from Parker, and she is losing it. While Rich is back in co-sleeping central. Nicole was played by a text. Please keep hanging out with us and invite some friends to grow the village! Every like, subscribe, download, 5 star rating lets us know we are doing something right for you!
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  Masters of the Awkward 28.07.2026 37min

  On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about how they are not ready for the end of summer. And that leads to empty-nest talks. How are we feeling about the squishy craze, y'all doing ok? Also, have you seen He-Man yet? Will Ryan Reynolds ever be on people's good side again? Sara and Matt's awkward moments. And Rich has a dilemma. How are you discussing alcohol and THC products with your kids? Please take a moment to share, like, subscribe, rate us 5 stars on your platform of choice...we appreciate everyone we get! Let's grow our Village!
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  Creamed My Pants 23.07.2026 36min

  On today's episode, Rich and Nicole go over the different types of drunks. Rich brings Sara in for more stories and gets a talking-to from her and Nicole. Diglett the Gopher is back. Keegan and Parker are off to sleepaway camp, and Benny lost his first tooth! Where does the time fly? This 'sode is all over the place with the laughers. Please keep sharing, liking, subscribing...y'all mean so much to us!
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  Use Your Head 21.07.2026 37min

  On today's show, Rich gets it from Nicole when she hears the tail end of bickering between him and Sara. Nicole's mom thinks there's a documentary coming out, so she NAILED the trend! Rich has another show suggestion, and Nicole pranks Matt. Rich and Sara put on a not-so-family-friendly show that hopefully the kids didn't catch before they changed it. World Cup let down? Nicole gives us a WWYD. Emmy did amazing on a test and was rewarded with her first trip to Sephora. Malls are back, and so are Halloween decorations in July! What age does a kid get a phone? Please help us grow by liking, sharing, subscribing, downloading, rating us 5 stars where you listen...all the things! We appreciate everyone of our Village B*itches!
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  Poppin' Presidents 16.07.2026 45min

  On today's episode, it is a scorcher. Rich and Nicole are melting from the heat of summer. The episode is filled with peptides, chat emails, couches, and stripper poles. Nicole poo-poos Rich's stand-up special taste. There was an ant infestation for Rich to deal with after getting back from Texas. Nicole is diving into her bad eyesight. Take those parent-only vacays when you can! Emmy does not plan on running for president anytime soon. Nicole has a drunken tale...and it is a DOOZY. Be sure to keep helping us grow our village! Every like, subscription, 5-star rating, and download helps!
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  Wear & Tear 14.07.2026 40min

  On today's episode, Rich and Nicole lament about aging. Tales of the Snake Farm, bedtimes, and summer camps. And that line of being your kids' friend and disciplining them. Having 'the talk'. Rich has some watch recs. And there's another clip wants thoughts about for the next episode. Please keep sharing, liking, and subscribing. We appreciate our village b!tches so much!
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  Concert Diapers 30.06.2026 34min

  On today's show, Nicole is recording from the OBX! Rich comes in with the rage bait, and it is not helping Nicole's mood. Do you still make out with your partner? And other things couples give up after having kids. Please help us grow by leaving a 5-star review on where you listen to the pod, sharing with your friends, and letting us know your thoughts over on Insta or our Facebook Group!
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  The Gardenfather 25.06.2026 39min

  On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk World Cup and the "Grandma" rule. Rich is still battling it out with Diglett, and Nicole is questioning Matt's shoe choices. Keep sharing us with your village and liking the pod! We appreciate all your support!
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  Melons 23.06.2026 37min

  On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are...back...we're sorry about that...Anyhoo! It is "officially" summer! Remembering your checkups to stay healthy. What are your thoughts on kids swearing? And snitches get stitches. Rich's affair with the blue flame has a surprise extension. Nicole's family tension came to a head, and someone is no longer their baby. Rich saw an idea for dads. Dropping shows that just take too long. Justice for DIglett. Thank you for liking, subscribing, sharing...each thing helps our village grow!
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  Quack Quack, Village B!tches! 16.06.2026 38min

  On today's episode, Nicole and Rich get right to it. First off, Nicole loves a lobe. They argue that neither takes their show recs. Sara needs less Slick Bombay and more Ducks Bombay, Quack Quack! Making your way through your childhood classic movies. Nicole has a magical day with Keegan...and we think this is grounds to make it into the book. What docs and shows to watch. Rich had a sick day, and what does summer mean to you? Aliens...thoughts? Rich is sleeping in the bed he made of bribes. Please keep sharing with your friends and parents who need a space to vent! Every like, share, subscribe, 5 star rating helps us grow this village together!