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  Drake & Josh 08.08.2026 1t

  WARNING: this episode contains an absolute sonic ATTACK wherein we are both singing Three Doors Down/Our Lady Peace style at the same time. It's not for the faint of heart... The rest of the episode is fit for human consumption but just know - YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!
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  The Butterfly Effect 03.07.2026 1t 7min

  SORRY but we're still here!! And having FUN. From working out in the basement to the saddest B-side on Pink Floyd's The Wall and unpacking post-trip depression to wondering why Italy doesn't have OHIP but for pasta. We make the case for Legally Blonde as a genuinely perfect movie, revisit the idea that a monarch butterfly may have cursed us six years ago, and dive into Liv's deeply concerning obsession with the animorph all 3 Ashton's in the Butterfly Effect. We also chat why every detective movie has a kid drawing terrifying crayon evidence, the legal implications of dads owning camcorders, developing a crush on middle-stage John despite the movie's relentlessly bleak vibe, and whether we'd rather cause a multi-car pileup than hit a squirrel. Also, an important discussion on why we absolutely cannot stand "silver foxes."
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  Space Jam 14.05.2026 1t 7min

  Need a pick me up? (What an insane question - how could you NOT need one living in this absolute hellscape?!) Might we recommend you head STRAIGHT to your nearest HMV and pick up the Space Jam soundtrack, cause hunny? That thing SLAPSSSSSSS. It'll get you movin and groovin faster than you can say "blank costs HOW MUCH NOW?!?"
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  The Mighty Ducks 06.04.2026 1t 33min

  Look- all I've got to say is QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK x infinity!!!
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  Hook 11.03.2026 1t 22min

  This ep is so BEYOND overdue that, frankly, it's givin' me PTSD flashbacks of university aka handing in every single essay weeks late aka oops aka yikes now I'm in a spiral... BUT luckily this episode is exactly what the doc ordered! It's the perfect ointment to assuage all your worries from this 2026 hellscape!
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  Herbie Fully Loaded 13.02.2026 1t 44min

  TOOT TOOT BEEP BEEP! We're cruisin on up with a much requested LiLo classic. After listening make sure to go sign our petition #makeHerbieasexualagain!!!
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  ER 16.01.2026 1t 13min

  PAGING OUR BELOVED LISTENERS (said in a medical cadence)! The new season of The Pitt is in the air and we're feeling the holiday spirit so this week we're covering the proto-t for medical dramas, the GOAT if you will. Hope you've been practicing your pigtail catheters!
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  ALF's Special Christmas 24.12.2025 1t 25min

  HARK - IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE!!! In our family, it's tradition to open ONE present before Christmas so we come to you with a freshly wrapped ep, ready for you to rip into. Give'er a listen while you do some last min shopping or frantic baking or god forbid you gotta make a whole xmas dinner like a full ass grown up. Happy holidays hunnies- sending you all the love and laughter xoxo
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  Xena: Warrior Princess 06.12.2025 55min

  Here's hoping y'all have got enough holiday cheer already cause the ep we're bringing you this week will do absolutely NOTHING to get you in the spirit and may in fact even make you sea sick. This one goes out to all the small town (Canadian) girls, living in a lonely (Canadian media-filled) world, hoping to take the midnight train to America's Hollywood!!!
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  Charmed 20.11.2025 1t 2min

  CALL OFF THE SEARCH DOGS!!! Actually, on second thought, call those guys back in here, me wanna pet them but also maybe they can be therapy dogs for us since seemingly we're SO UNWELL- OOPS. Anyhewwwwwww (2000s vibes), what matters is we're here now and despite it all, we had a hell of a time shootin the shit about this one. Give er' a listen!
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  Goosebumps "Say Cheese and Die" 15.10.2025 45min

  Y'all know what time it is... it's October which means halloween which means spooky scary skeletons and shivers down your spine which means yet another episode from R.L. Stine's oeuvre. It's basically an annual tradition at this point. Let's just say, after watching this ep, I'm in the midst of crafting a front lawn skeleton display that involves a BBQ and a chef's hat.
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  House M.D 16.09.2025 1t 13min

  This week, we're putting on our lil detective caps and popping some pills before heading to the hospital to slag off some patients and then committing a b & e - ya know, just an average day! Fun fact, turns out that breaking into homes is an integral element to diagnostics - duh... it's elementary my dear!
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  Teen Angel 08.09.2025 58min

  Despite the fact we've made our stance on "Heaven & Hell TV" very clear (we hate it)- we continue to delve into this genre, to explore why anyone would like it. Our conclusion? We still don't know! But at least this week's specimen centers around a charismatic angel that Maddy credits as being the HEIGHT of comedy for her as a kid.
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  Drop Dead Diva 26.08.2025 56min

  In this last week of summer before school starts, we figured we'd live it up as if it were our last day on earth as beautiful but most importantly THIN supermodels before dying in a goof troupe orange truck incident and coming back to life as dowdy but most importantly FAT lawyers. IYKYK.
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  The X-Files 18.08.2025 1t 8min

  One might say that the heat this summer has been... out of this world (wink)... and we couldn't help but wonder (Carrie Bradshaw)... is there other life out there?!? Are we alone?! IS THE GOVERNMENT HIDING SOMETHING FROM US?! Just the classic stuff. So we obvs turned to our greatest academic resource - network television.
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  Dude Where's My Car 05.08.2025 1t

  It's been a freaking CENTCH since we've covered a full feature-length film so we figured what better way to get back into the swing of things than to kick things off with the OG quintessential stoner classic that captured the imagination of elementary aged children across the globe. Pour yourself a glass of goof juice hunny!
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  Bananas In Pyjamas 28.07.2025 1t 9min

  It's PEAK summertime baby and your girls are finally getting in the spirit, kicking back with a new POW that is PERFECT for a dock lounge. This week we're throwing it way back to a nostalgia classic that, despite the sinister undertones, was clearly created by a cuteness and comedic genius- GET INTO IT!!!
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  The Magic School Bus 21.07.2025 1t 7min

  This week's ep is basically the epitome of the thesis statement of this pod which is "wow the whole world and everyone in it seemed completely different and good when we were kids but it actually turns out everything we thought was wrong"! Let's just say, the Frizz and her penchant for wacky field trips looks hella different in the harsh light of adulthood...
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  Freaky Stories 15.07.2025 1t 13min

  With temps getting into the 40s and your girls going to Weird Al concerts, let's just say, things have been getting FREAKY this summer... And they're about to get FREAKIER even! If you're Canadian - you know it, you love it. If you're American etc. - you don't know it but you're about to love it. You can thank us later xox
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  Radioactive 08.07.2025 1t 6min

  This week, we're getting Canadiana with it, harkening back to the golden age of YTV, when lines were squiggly and colours were neon!