Two Crippled Zombies

Jaksot

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  Evil Dead (1981) 15.09.2026 1t 27min

  On this episode we hop in the Delta and drive out to a dilapidated cabin in the woods. Here we will discover the Morturom Demonto... The Book of the Dead! Also known as the "Necronomicon". Some topics of discussion include Sam Raimi, Cinematography, Tree molestation, and the practical effects and how they were unique for their time. We most certainly had a fun time with this one. Come along for the ride. Listen to hear what our thoughts are on The Evil Dead.
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  The Goonies 01.09.2026 1t 25min

  HEY YOU GUUUUYS! Come join us on an epic adventure to search for one eyed willy's treasure. We got "booty" traps! So, we're prepared. On this episode we discuss many things including the man who became Sloth, the Fratelli's, and how amazing and terrifying Anne Ramsay was in this movie. We dig deep into this heartwarming adventure movie. So deep that Misfit Mike gets somewhat emotional. Listen to find out more. We hope you enjoy this episode.
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  Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) 10.08.2026 1t 16min

  They're Here Already.... and YOU'RE NEXT! On this episode we head back to discuss one of the greatest sci-fi horror movies of all time. Hear our take on the movie for what it really is. A sci-fi horror movie from the 50's. You won't hear any politics here. Just our usual fun times discussing the plot & more. Listen in to hear what our ratings are for this classic gem.
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  The Thing (1982) 27.07.2026 1t 20min

  It's.... The Thing! John Carpenter gave us a reimagined version of the 1950's original. And while it was a flop at its release, The Thing has become a cult classic since it appears on every top 100 list of horror movies ever made, famous for its special effects and for its paranoid psychological tone. So, fire up your trusty flamethrower! Because trust is a hard thing to come by these days. 
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  Hush (2016) 30.06.2026 1t 26min

  On our 54th episode we are talking about Mike Flanagan's Hush from 2016. Discussing the "Shush Cut" version and how unbelievably amazing it is. We dig into the movie with everything from cinematography, sound, acting, practical effects and more! Don't miss out on our conversation about one of the most unique home invasion movies out there!
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  Uncle Buck (1989) 01.06.2026 1t 34min

  "Ever hear of a ritual killing"? Put on your fedora's & light up your cigars. On this episode we head back to 1989 to talk about the family charity case Uncle Buck. We discuss the movie in full along with the one and only John Candy. We all miss John but at least he left us with some of the greatest comedies out there to date. We hope you get as much enjoyment out of this episode as we did. R.I.P. John Candy
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  Fright Night (1985) 08.05.2026 1t 15min

  Jerry and Billy seem like normal neighbors.... if you can ignore the blacked-out windows, apple cores in the yard and the coffin being carried inside. While the rest of the neighborhood goes about their business, teenager Charlie Brewster comes to realize the suave guy next door, Jerry Dandrige, is a vampire.  Join us as we discuss what is arguably the best vampire movie of all time: FRIGHT NIGHT!
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  Clown in a Cornfield 27.04.2026 1t 5min

  "THAT'S A LOT OF FRENDO'S"  We're hacking and slashing our way through the cornstalks on this episode of Clown in a Cornfield. What intrigued us to watch this was director Eli Craig who also directed Tucker & Dale vs Evil. It has to be awesome right? Well, we would be lying if we said this was an awesome movie. Click and listen to find more about Frendo the Clown, a strange town, delinquent kids and an unnecessary "romance". We also dig into the cinematography, practical effects, blood and gore, acting and more.   
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  Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) 12.04.2026 1t 19min

  Don't worry! We're still a horror movie podcast. We thought it would be fun to add a little something extra into our show. Once a month we will be discussing a movie that's not horror. Something more Nostalgic. It starts here with our 50th episode! We're talking about Planes, Trains and Automobiles. And of course we get into discussing the late great John Candy. This was a movie that we thought would be hard for us to not steer away from and go off on tangents. We said screw it and did it anyway because it's John Candy. Listen to hear more. We hope you enjoy it. This one's for John. R.I.P. John Candy
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  Little Monsters (1989) 26.03.2026 1t 5min

  Was Howie Mandel shooting cocaine when he did this movie? If so.... IT SHOWS!!! Check out this episode of a crazy little movie from 1989 we discuss called Little Monsters.  Is this a great performance from Howie Mandel? Was Daniel Stern just phoning it in? Was this movie actually scary at times? Does Little Monsters still hold up today? Find out what Two Crippled Zombies thoughts are. 
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  The Burbs (1989) 10.03.2026 1t 17min

  "I wanna kill everyone, Satan is good, Satan is our pal!" Experience what happens when your neighbors snoop and spy on other neighbors on this episode of The Burbs. What's worse? Being stung by dozens of Bee's? Digging up a femur? Blowing up your neighbor's house? We don't know either! Hear our take on this hilariously creepy movie starring Tom Hanks, Bruce Dern, Rick Ducommun, Courtney Gains and MORE! 
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  Jason Wrap Up (BONUS) 10.02.2026 24min

  Join us as we wrap up the Friday the 13th franchise! This was another super fun franchise to dissect.  On this bonus episode Mike & Johnny discuss their likes and dislikes from these movies. Which Jason Mask is the best. Favorite Kill. Least favorite kill. Favorite set of B00BS? And of course, favorite movie. 
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  Friday the 13th (2009) 02.02.2026 1t 31min

  After a slight detour through Hell and Space we make it back to Earth and head back to Camp Crystal Lake. It's been 8 years since we last saw Jason Voorhees and since then there's been some changes. The horrible story, annoying cast and a little too much nudity. And Jason Voorhees is now a hunter? Derek Mears (who portrays slasher Jason Voorhees) might be the only best thing about this movie. What will we rate this movie? Join us as we grab our machetes and hack through this..... interesting remake? Yes. It's interesting. 
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  Jason X 12.01.2026 1t 21min

  Hell must have froze over because Jason Voorhees is BACK in Jason X! This time in Space. And in space no one can hear you scream. Tune in to hear us discuss the movies blend of sci-fi and horror, terrible dialogue, Kane Hodder's incredible performance, Jason's uber transformation and one of the most memorable kills in the franchise. Our ratings might surprise some of you. Listen in to find out the rest. 
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  Christmas Special 23.12.2025 40min

  Who's coming to Christmas dinner? This Christmas 2025 we decided to do a special episode that's very random for Two Crippled Zombies. A Christmas episode on who we would want at our Christmas dinner. We have a random list of 25 movie characters we can choose from. We talk about the reasons why we chose them and much more. We hope you enjoy this episode. Have a very Merry Christmas Everyone!  
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  Jason goes to Hell: The Final Friday 11.12.2025 1t 26min

  Two Crippled Zombies dives into one of the most bizarre entries in the Friday the 13th franchise. Jason goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993). What in the ever-loving F*** did we just watch?? What was Adam Marcus thinking when making this? From body hopping chaos to cringy dialogue. Some ridiculous scenes like a leather bondage shaving scene you never thought you would see in a Friday the 13th movie. This movie takes the series in a crazy new direction. Join us as we break down the insanity.
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  Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan 16.11.2025 1t 22min

  This is the 8th installment of the Friday the 13th franchise "Jason Takes a Boat to Manhattan." Er...... whatever. The title of this movie is misleading. We've asked ourselves many times if this is a good movie. Our answer? No. Was it a blast to watch and then discuss? Hell Yeah!! Tune in to hear all the absurd moments we yap about on this episode of Jason Takes Manhattan.
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  Friday the 13th: The New Blood 01.11.2025 1t 12min

  Here we are with Friday the 13th part 7 The New Blood. The first with Kane Hodder as Jason Voorhees. Tune in to hear our thoughts, some fun trivia, and our usual reactions to the ridiculousness of this movie.
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  Friday the 13th: Jason Lives 17.10.2025 1t 22min

  He couldn't leave well enough alone! Tommy Jarvis unintentionally resurrects Jason Voorhees back from the grave. This movie was a big step up from the previous flop. With a better storyline, creative kills, humor and more. CJ Graham brings an electrifying performance as Jason. This isn't a perfect movie by any means, but it tops the previous movies in many ways. Join us as we discuss the 6th installment in the franchise.    
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  Friday the 13th: A New Beginning 03.10.2025 1t 22min

  Here we are with Friday the 13th part 5 A New Beginning! The best out of the...... Nope! Not even close. The brutal killing machine we know to be Jason Voorhees is dead and buried but (bad news) there's a new masked maniac on the loose. But it has boobs! Sadly, the boobs don't save this movie. And it has some of the most graphic kills! Unfortunately, all butchered by the MPAA. This movie does have some great qualities but overall, it was mostly a letdown. Listen in to hear our take.