93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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  A unicycle, a ukulele, and a puppet show 17.09.2026 2t 23min

  Originally Aired  September 17, 2026: When trimming your bush goes terribly wrong. Why is my poop green? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Nick's birthday!   Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  Mike, Mike 16.09.2026 2t 23min

  Originally Aired  September 16, 2026: You callin' me a dog? Married, not buried. Everything you've ever wanted to know about living right next door to hell.   Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  651-551-9393 15.09.2026 2t 28min

  Originally Aired  September 15, 2026: World Class Entertainer C. Willi Myles. You should be embarrassed. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the devil's doorbell.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  Beef Slap 14.09.2026 2t 26min

  Originally Aired  September 14, 2026: You can butter my bagel. Josh is building a race car. Everything you've ever wanted to know about reverse OnlyFans.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  Remembering 9/11 After 25 Years 11.09.2026 2t 24min

  Originally Aired  September 11, 2026: First chat of the season with MN Vikings Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Half-Assed Morning Flow. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the friendliest eel in Bangladesh.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  Man VS Chimpanzee FIGHT TO THE DEATH 10.09.2026 2t 25min

  Originally Aired  September 10, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Drug dealer diary. Everything you've ever wanted to know about dogs that are bred to fight testicles.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  Motel 69 09.09.2026 2t 22min

  Originally Aired  September 9, 2026: Pee mountain. Killer Dick. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the orgy dome.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  The Kreme Mobil 08.09.2026 2t 25min

  Originally Aired  September 8, 2026: World Class Entertainer C. Willi Myles. A police officer who had no i-deer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting abandoned on Mount Fyoo-ji.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  ("Best Of"): Jerkwads vs. Buttlords 07.09.2026 2t 30min

  The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  We Got the Beaks 04.09.2026 2t 23min

  Originally Aired  September 4, 2026: Fainting vs passing out. It feels good, doesn't it? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Roger Up!  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  Jaugust 03.09.2026 2t 24min

  Originally Aired  September 3, 2026: Crooked Jess being crooked. No dry humping in football. Everything you've ever wanted to know about gluing your penis shut.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  Wee Wee Peen Way 02.09.2026 2t 25min

  Originally Aired  September 2, 2026: Scratch and sniff...minus the scratch. Otters...still shady. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your out of control youth football coach.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  I'm Sexy and I Know It 01.09.2026 2t 28min

  Originally Aired  September 1, 2026: World Class Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Ideal pallbearer positions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the shadiest person you know... ya know? Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  Boob-Weiser 31.08.2026 2t 26min

  Originally Aired August 31, 2026: DoorFlash. You kiss your mother with that mouth... in front of your classmates?! Everything you've ever wanted to know about stealing over 1,000 cases of beer.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  Pantie Sniffer 28.08.2026 2t 22min

  Originally Aired August 28, 2026: My chair smells like douche. Aura-farming. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting ego'd.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  Jujitsu Bear 27.08.2026 2t 27min

  Originally Aired August 27, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answered pet questions. Dance for a discount. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Josh's love for learning.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  Remembering Dolly Parton 26.08.2026 2t 20min

  Originally Aired August 26, 2026: Biggar Penis Woods. Just because you ain't got no fuzz, doesn't mean you're not still a peach. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the call coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  The Brown Challenge 25.08.2026 2t 24min

  Originally Aired August 25, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Carjack and Coke. Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about Doesthedogdie.com. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  $3,200 Vagina 24.08.2026 2t 24min

  Originally Aired August 24, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Never lie about a code brown. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Chad Vador.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  Surprise, It's a Finger! 21.08.2026 2t 22min

  Here's your towel... hoe. Ashley boned herself. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fart corner. Originally aired August 21, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.