Happy Slut

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  Become Your Own Best Lover with Annette Benedetti 22.07.2026 1h 16min

  My new crush Annette Benedetti — intimacy coach and host of Talk Sex with Annette — is one of the most joyful, flirty humans I've ever talked sex with. And she got here the hard way: surviving assault at 13, a town that acted like it was her fault, and decades of healing before finding her voice again. This is the story movies never tell — the part after, where you survive, you still want sex, and you go on to build the wildly happy erotic life the world tried to take away from you. This is the story I want for all survivors.In this one we get into:The misogynistic atmosphere that groomed Annette as a young girl, and the story her town told instead of the truthWhat patriarchy does to survivors (and why the conventional-wife "happy ending" is a myth)Reclaiming her voice and how President Trump unwittingly inspired her podcastBecoming her own best lover: her free 365 Days of Orgasms journeyA love letter to the G-spot and A-spot - yum!Testosterone, perimenopause, and libido after 40Layered sensation, patterns, and a very practical toy tutorialWhether you're a survivor, a late bloomer, or just body-curious, come get lit up with us, pinecones.The toys Annette gushed about: Womanizer Blend & Enhance — womanizer.com, code ANNETTE15 for 15% off.Find Annette: talksexwithannette.com · Instagram · TikTok & Facebook @talksexwithannette · the Talk Sex with Annette podcastHear me on her show: A Bi Girl's Guide to Better Sex — a goldmine if you love pleasing women and vulva owners.Come find me & the show: @samia.mounts · show @happyslutcast (IG + TikTok) · happyslutcast@gmail.com. I read every DM and email — send me your thoughts and advice questions!Support Happy Slut 💕 Become a paying subscriber at samiamounts.substack.com — my latest essay is all about why I love sharing my lovers with my friends (half's behind the paywall 😏). Prefer to tip? Venmo @Samia-Mounts or CashApp $SamiaMounts. Can't pay? Sharing this episode with a friend who needs it is even better.Take one sec to leave a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ review — it's how new happy sluts find us.Next week: Marni Kinrys, your personal Wing Girl, on why men can't flirt — and why fixing it is basically a mental-health intervention.Do something pleasurable this weekend, sweethearts.xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closetedGet a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.
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  Socially Monogamous, Sexually Free with John & Jackie Melfi of OpenLove101 15.07.2026 1h 3min

  Pinecones, this week is a little different: a joint episode! I traveled to Houston to sit down with John and Jackie Melfi—leaders in the American swinger community, owners of the legendary Colette lifestyle clubs (Houston, Dallas, Austin, San Antonio, and New Orleans), and the couple behind OpenLove101.com, where I used to blog back in the day. Between them they've got three-plus decades of experience with non-monogamous marriage, swinging, and sexual freedom, and their studio team handled the filming, so you KNOW it looks good.Full disclosure: John and Jackie and I don't agree on everything—the swinger world is a lot more politically diverse than the poly/ENM crowd—and that's kind of the point. This is what it looks like to connect across differences on the things that matter: autonomy, freedom, pleasure, joy, and integrity while pursuing all of the above.In this episode:Social monogamy vs. sexual monogamy—and why those "monogamous" birds are hiding a scandal in the nestIf we were naturally monogamous, we wouldn't need so many rulesHow John went from Star Trek nerd to lifestyle club owner (via one very inspiring night in Amsterdam)The high school double-date that turned into a marriage… three decades laterJackie's journey from strict monogamy to sexual empowerment—and the daily journaling that became OpenLove101Comets: the long-distance lovers (and friends!) you keep for years—and John's realization that he's been collecting them all alongWhy we need to stop fetishizing romantic relationships and start honoring romantic friendshipsMy marriage, my divorce-in-progress, and what happens when someone loves the idea of you more than the actual youThe childhood shame stories John and I both carry from first grade—and how shame rewrites our memoriesThe myth that you can't be sexually prolific AND wholesomeHow men can become givers in bed (step one: actually see women as people)The bartender who taught teenage John everything, bless herWhy "be a safe man" is the best sex advice there isThe spit-in-the-mouth trend, litigated at lastThe micro-flinch story: what real attunement looks like in bedAt the end of the episode, I share something personal: I lost a good friend to suicide this week. If you've been putting off a catch-up call with someone you love, make the call. And if you or someone you know is struggling, call or text 988—or email me. We take care of each other around here.FOLLOW JOHN & JACKIE:Website & blog: OpenLove101.comInstagram: @openlove101YouTube: Openlove101The Openlove101 Show: Listen on SpotifySUPPORT THE SHOW!Subscribe to My Substack: samiamounts.substack.comVenmo Samia: @Samia-MountsCashApp Samia: $SamiaMountsInstagram: @samia.mounts & @happyslutcastTikTok: @happyslutcastYouTube: @happyslutcastShare this episode with someone who thinks swingers and poly folks are the same people. They're in for an education.xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closetedGet a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.
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  The Introvert Who Threw the World's Wildest Sex Parties with Polly Superstar 08.07.2026 1h 13min

  Pinecones, I am GLOWING. This week I sat down with a legend: Polly Superstar—founder of San Francisco's iconic Mission Control and the global Kinky Salon movement, latex fashion designer, author of the memoir Polly: Sex Culture Revolutionary, and now the magical mermaid behind the Writing with Mermaids somatic writing retreats. For 25 years, Polly threw the most whimsical, artistic, immersive sex parties on the planet... while secretly being a sensitive introvert whose bed was literally in the coat check. We talk about what it costs to build everybody else's liberation, why letting go of Kinky Salon was their real life's work, and how the story you're dying to write is hiding in your body.In this episode:How a latex fashion designer from London became the godmother of San Francisco sex party cultureWhat actually happens at a Kinky Salon (lovingly known as "the sex party you go to and don't get laid")The haunted-house Zoom kink parties that kept everyone sane during the pandemic—featuring a demon topping you from HellWhy Polly says "everybody else's liberation was my prison"Living at Mission Control for nine years with a bed in the coat checkBurnout, boners, and being SO over bothWhat it's like to be raised with ZERO sexual shame—and then discovering patriarchy is alive and wellWhy Polly explored celibacy after decades of sluttiness (and why their community got weird about it)Setting out to find a lover in every port... and the same man showing up in every single one (reader, they married him)Being a California love bomber in CopenhagenGender, labels, and why Annie Sprinkle's "metamorphosexual" might be the best one ever coinedWhimsymaxxing as a 25-year legacy (thank you for the word, Liz Plank!)Why the story resides in the body, not the mind—and how water unlocks itHot springs, silence, and word flow at the Writing with Mermaids retreatsFOLLOW POLLY SUPERSTAR:Website & Writing Retreats: https://www.withmermaids.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/pollywordflowBuy Polly's memoir, Polly: Sex Culture Revolutionary, directly from Polly—they'll sign it and ship it to you themself (do NOT buy it from Amazon): https://www.pollysuperstar.comGet Polly's FREE 3-day writing course: https://pollysuperstar.impact.me/wordflowjumpstartSUPPORT THE SHOW!Subscribe to My Substack: https://samiamounts.substack.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts & http://www.instagram.com/happyslutcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@happyslutcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@happyslutcastShare this episode with the introvert in your life who's so busy building everyone else's freedom that they forgot their own.xoxo, SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted
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  From Cult Kid to Pro Dom with Lyra 01.07.2026 1h 8min

  I met Lyra at Dixie De La Tour's birthday orgy in San Francisco. (Yes, that's a sentence I get to say now.) We made out, she flew across the country a few weeks later to spend 28 magical hours with me and my partner Daniel, and my crush on her is TRULY ridiculous.Lyra is a professional dominatrix and sex educator based in the San Francisco Bay Area who specializes in pegging, anal play, and helping people feel more at home in their own bodies and desires. But that's only part of her story. She also grew up in a high-control religious cult, survived an unimaginably painful rock bottom, and rebuilt her life with the help of community, pleasure, and an unwavering refusal to let anybody shame her sexuality.She's funny, brilliant, deeply compassionate, and one of the most emotionally intelligent people I've met in a long time. I adore this woman.In this episode, we discuss:How Lyra went from cult kid to professional dominatrixWhy pressure doesn't work for sex (or relationships)Growing up in a high-control religious community that was oddly sex-positive... and deeply unhealthyDiscovering polyamory and Bay Area sex partiesWhy powerful men often crave surrenderWhat it's actually like to specialize in peggingThe difference between empowering sex work and exploitationSupporting men's emotional healing through intimacy and touchWhy Lyra believes we're all capable of reclaiming our "slutitude"SUPPORT LYRA:Website: https://queenlyra.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/queenlyra11SUPPORT THE SHOW!Subscribe to My Substack: https://samiamounts.substack.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts & https://www.instagram.com/happyslutcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@happyslutcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@happyslutcastShare this episode with a friend, a lover, or somebody who's still trying to untangle sexuality from shame.xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closetedGet a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.
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  He Thought Women Were the Problem 24.06.2026 1h 4min

  Alex is a straight Black man in his mid-forties who has only had one relationship in his entire life. For years, loneliness, rejection, and crushing social anxiety convinced him that women were the problem, and he reinvented himself as a huge jerk for most of his adult life. Deep down, though, he was carrying wounds much older and deeper than he realized.In this brutally honest conversation, we talk about sex work, incel culture, entitlement, masculinity, loneliness, and the long road from resentment to self-awareness. It's one of the most nuanced conversations I've ever had about the emotional lives of lonely men—and what it actually takes to heal.In this episode:The question at the heart of male loneliness: "What's wrong with me?"How rejection turned into resentmentWhat it's like to spend decades searching for love without finding itHow sex can meet a basic need but can't fill an emotional voidWhy he thought women were the problemThe panic attacks that still happen when he approaches a womanMy controversial theory about what lonely men actually needA dating strategy that takes the pressure off everyoneSUPPORT THE SHOW!Subscribe to My Substack: https://samiamounts.substack.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts & http://www.instagram.com/happyslutcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@happyslutcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@happyslutcastShare this episode with that lonely guy you know. He might really need to hear it.xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closetedGet a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.
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  Casual Doesn't Have to Mean Careless with Billy Procida, Jr. 17.06.2026 1h 4min

  It's my goal to get as many of my comet lovers (and anchor lovers!) on the show as possible, and Billy Procida, Jr., is the first! Huzzah! I have such a crush. Billy is a comedian, writer, and podcaster out of New York City. He's been producing weekly episodes of the Manwhore Podcast for 12 years now, and his Naked Comedy Show - which is exactly what it sounds like - sells out every month in Brooklyn and is now expanding to Philadelphia, Los Angeles, and Chicago. He's been featured in the New York Times and writes about sex, dating, and gender for Mashable.I like Billy because he sounds like straight bro comedians like Joe Rogan could sound like if they weren't so deeply misogynistic.In this episode, we discuss:Billy's post-breakup happy slut era! Yay!Why casual doesn't have to mean carelessHow to flirt with women without being weirdThe surprising secret to getting laid moreNon-monogamy, comet lovers, and relationship freedomWhy nonsexualized nudity is important for sex positivitySex parties, gangbang etiquette, and consent-oriented communication that actually worksHow to be emotionally available without rushing into commitmentSUPPORT BILLY:Billy's Website: www.manwhorepod.comSubscribe to the Manwhore Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-manwhore-podcast-sex-positive-conversations/id864068000Billy on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/billyprocidajr/Billy on Threads: https://www.threads.com/@billyprocidajrNaked Comedy Show NYC (June 25): https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1989846095236Naked Comedy Show Chicago (July 10): https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1989444027641Hear Me Overshare on the Manwhore Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/can-you-switch-from-polyamory-to-monogamy/id864068000?i=1000753133897SUPPORT THE SHOW!Subscribe to My Substack: https://samiamounts.substack.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts & http://www.instagram.com/happyslutcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@happyslutcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@happyslutcastShare this episode with a friend, a lover, or somebody who's trying to figure out the difference between casual and careless. Mrow!xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted
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  Great Sex Is Healing Me 10.06.2026 31min

  I'm bringing you a delicious glimpse into my current sex and love life this week, pinecones, and it is JUICY. Basically, a woman my partner Daniel and I met at a sex party flew across the country to spend intimate time with us and IT. WAS. MAGICAL. And unexpectedly healing.In this episode:• Why I think great sex can be profoundly healing• How being deeply desired is changing my relationship with my body• The connection between body image and sexuality• What happens when attraction, safety, and chemistry all align• Why our real attractions often have very little to do with conventional beauty standards• The surprising creative benefits of a thriving sex life• The difference between being chosen and being truly seen• Why I don't believe one person can be everything for their partner• What compersion feels like in real life• How sexual freedom became a superpowerListen to my interview on the Manwhore Podcast with Billy Procida for additional context:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/can-you-switch-from-polyamory-to-monogamy/id864068000?i=1000753133897SUPPORT THE SHOW!If you're enjoying Happy Slut, please subscribe, rate, review, and share the show with a friend. Word of mouth is still the best way for new listeners to find us. I appreciate your shares so much!For my most personal writing—and all the juicy details that didn't make it into this episode—become a paid subscriber on Substack:https://samiamounts.substack.comFollow Samia:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts/Follow Happy Slut:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/happyslutcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@happyslutcastEmail: happyslutcast@gmail.comSee you next week, pinecones!xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted
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  This Is What God Is with Rae Halder 03.06.2026 57min

  Content warning: Mentions of sexual assault and child sexual abuse.We live within a system that allows sexual abuse of all kinds to flourish without much accountability, and because of that, a lot of us carry deep trauma around sex and intimacy. Rachel (Rae) Halder is one of those people, and she's also a certified trauma resolution and erotic embodiment coach with over a decade of experience helping others heal the same wounds she's been working to heal within herself.This episode deals with some heavy themes, buuuut we also talk about the Italian hippie who worshipped Rae like a sun goddess...so it's not all doom and gloom. Hehe! This is Happy Slut, after all!In this episode:Rae's journey from childhood sexual abuse survivor to trauma resolution and erotic embodiment coachRecovering a repressed memory years after the abuse occurredWhy our nervous systems dissociate, freeze, and fawn during sexHow unprocessed trauma gets stored in the bodyThe devastating gray area of consensual encounters that become traumatic experiencesWhy some people intellectually want sex while their bodies experience it as unsafeThe surprising ways trauma can masquerade as asexualityGrowing up Mennonite and questioning patriarchal ideas about God, gender, and sexualityStarting a groundbreaking blog about sexual violence before the #MeToo movementThe Italian hippie who accidentally sparked Rae's sexual awakeningGoddess worship, tantra, and discovering what truly safe erotic connection feels likeChronic illness, interstitial cystitis, and the connection between trauma and the bodyWhy agency, autonomy, and choice are essential ingredients for healingThe difference between wanting sex and feeling safe enough to receive pleasureHow survivors can reclaim their sexuality without forcing themselves past their body's limitsWhat "erotic safety" actually meansWhy healing often happens more slowly—and more gently—than we want it toFOLLOW RAE HALDER:Website: https://www.raehalder.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rachel.rae.halderReal Sex Substack: https://realsex.substack.com/FOLLOW SAMIA & HAPPY SLUT:Samia's Personal Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts/Happy Slut on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/happyslutcast/Happy Slut on TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@happyslutcastSUPPORT THE SHOW:Become a paying Substack subscriber: https://samiamounts.substack.comVenmo Samia: @Samia-Mounts / https://account.venmo.com/u/Samia-MountsCashApp Samia: $SamiaMounts / https://cash.app/$SamiaMountsEmail me your thoughts or pitches at happyslutcast@gmail.com. I read every email!Thank you, pinecones! See ya next week.xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted
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  Inside the World of a Professional Orgy Organizer with Ali Bravo 27.05.2026 1h 5min

  Ali Bravo is a professional orgy organizer, a sex positive educator, a kinky leather artist, and a powerhouse force for destigmatizing kink, pleasure, and desire. When I met her in person a couple of weeks ago at Dixie De La Tour's Birthday Forgy (Friend Orgy), she was freshly resourced from her pre-party kink scene with one of her partners, a man who goes by the moniker Pleasure Wizard (and apparently REALLY lives up to that name!), and she was leading a group of 75 excited attendees through a consent and STI disclosure demo, capping it off with a proud announcement of her own positive herpes status. WHAT. A. BOSS.In this episode:What it actually takes to organize a 75-person orgyWhy Ali uses kinky “pre-care” scenes as a leadership tool before big eventsGrowing up fat, horny, and desperate for validationThe heartbreaking origins of Ali’s pleasure journeyDiscovering orgasm, restraint, and kink later in lifeWhy so many women struggle to stay connected to their bodies during sexHow patriarchy disconnects us from pleasureSTI disclosure, herpes stigma, and why “all the hotties have herpes”The hilariously absurd logistics of glory holes, Grope-a-Clown boxes, pussy pageants and cockstume contestsWhy whimsy, play, and crafts belong at sex partiesAli’s philosophy on polyamory, metamours, and “aurora partnerships”The difference between “platonic erotic” and “erotic platonic” relationshipsWhy getting railed is, apparently, a public health necessityBuilding chosen family through kink and sex-positive communityWhy everything you desire might actually be on the other side of fearREAD ALI's COMPREHENSIVE STI DISCLOSURE ARTICLE:https://momotaroapotheca.com/blogs/vaginal-wellness/talking-about-stis-how-to-have-clear-amp-caring-conversations-about-sexual-health?srsltid=AfmBOopWdLDADnQIP53Y-kY3VIm3_wZuU3z4BICMcfa2c6Fqp6lVOMAEFOLLOW ALI BRAVO:Ali's Personal Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/raptorbravo/Ali's Leather Working Instragram: https://www.instagram.com/raptrix/FOLLOW SAMIA & HAPPY SLUT:Samia's Personal Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts/Happy Slut on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/happyslutcast/Happy Slut on TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@happyslutcastSUPPORT THE SHOW:Become a paying Substack subscriber: https://samiamounts.substack.comVenmo Samia: @Samia-Mounts / https://account.venmo.com/u/Samia-MountsCashApp Samia: $SamiaMounts / https://cash.app/$SamiaMountsEmail me your thoughts or pitches at happyslutcast@gmail.com. I read every email!Thank you, pinecones! See ya next week.xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted
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  Women Have Out-Menned Men with Mila Jam 20.05.2026 1h 12min

  Mila Jam is an international pop sensation, an artivist (activist + artist), a trans icon, a rising star, and somehow magically also my friend?!?!? How did life get so cool? Mila and I go deep in this conversation. We talk about gender, womanhood, dating, celibacy, the “boyfriend show,” patriarchal conditioning, trans visibility, intimacy, emotional labor, and why so many modern women are just…tired. Also: men will apparently fuck couches.In this episode:Mila’s journey from Southern Baptist kid to trans iconHow “the boyfriend show” can last yearsThe surprising freedom of celibacyWhy modern women are exhausted by menDating while trans in pre-social media NYCThe difference between being desired and being valuedGhosting, emotional cowardice, and modern dating cultureHow “women have out-menned men”Patriarchy, power, and emotional laborWhat women actually want from menHow to stop accepting breadcrumb relationshipsTrans womanhood, safety, intimacy, and visibilityThe healing power of women supporting womenWhy good treatment matters more than chemistry aloneFor ALL THINGS Mila: https://www.milajam.com/Listen to Mila's music: https://open.spotify.com/artist/6m7wJXzvVyE0j6eef6pj1a?si=li_LtmpJSHaHoC99v78yIQ&nd=1&dlsi=8ce32e81b47b4973Watch Mila's iconic music videos: https://www.youtube.com/user/milajammusicFOLLOW MILA ON SOCIALS:https://www.instagram.com/themilajam/https://www.tiktok.com/@themilajamSUPPORT THE SHOW!Become a paying Substack subscriber: https://samiamounts.substack.comVenmo Samia: @Samia-Mounts / https://account.venmo.com/u/Samia-MountsCashApp Samia: $SamiaMounts / https://cash.app/$SamiaMountsEmail me your thoughts or pitches at happyslutcast@gmail.com. I read every email!Thank you, pinecones! See ya next week.xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closetedGet a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.
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  What If Queerness Was Infinite? with James Patrick Nelson 13.05.2026 1h

  What if queerness was infinite, instead of limited by the strict rules and norms of our patriarchal world? What if we abandoned the binary of tops and bottoms, gays and straights, women and men, and embraced the idea--nay, the reality!--that all of us are fluid, ever-changing beings with deep wellsprings of desire and turn-on we would never know about if we didn't get curious and explore? I talk about all this and more with my guest this week, James Patrick Nelson, or as I call him, Jamie. In this episode: Why Jamie thinks the world would be better if more straight men got fucked in the assThe surprising emotional power of being sexually receptiveJamie’s chaotic, joyful anal debut story (yes, it involved a threesome)Why “top” and “bottom” are wildly insufficient ways to describe human desireThe queer loneliness of trying to fit into tiny little boxesHow the pandemic changed Jamie’s understanding of intimacy, beauty, and self-worthWhy joyful, consensual anal sex is still almost absent from mainstream mediaThe difference between humiliation and vulnerability—and why patriarchy confuses the twoJamie’s very horny origin story for wanting a tattooA sexy game for exes that honestly might fix modern datingWhy the best sex is often about feeling truly seen and worshippedThe making of Jamie’s sensual new indie film Something to Surprise MeHow queer people are reclaiming sexuality from shame, binaries, and bad storytellingAss worship, emotional intimacy, and the radical act of yielding with joySUPPORT SOMETHING TO SURPRISE ME ON SEED & SPARK: https://seedandspark.com/fund/something-to-surprise-me?token=4de1630be7d5a70c7cd806c60339bcf9a171bb0ac77ec1d99238fc1dbd4bc803#storyWATCH FOR YEARS TO COME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=-Tu7iceWO2px5pPU&v=jMrHzo03fxE&feature=youtu.beALL THINGS JAMIE: https://www.james-patrick-nelson.com/SUPPORT THE SHOW, CUTIE PATOOT!Become a paying Substack subscriber: https://samiamounts.substack.comVenmo Samia: @Samia-Mounts / https://account.venmo.com/u/Samia-MountsCashApp Samia: $SamiaMounts / https://cash.app/$SamiaMountsThank you, pinecones! See ya next week.xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closetedGet a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.
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  Why Am I So Weird with Women? 06.05.2026 24min

  In this episode, I ask myself why, oh whyyy, am I so weird with women? I love them, I've known I'm attracted to them both sexually and romantically since I was a kid, and yet I've only managed to have one relationship with a woman that only lasted six weeks in college and otherwise have been a massive failure in the lady-dating department.And I'm not alone. I've heard lots of bisexual girlies talking about how they don't even feel like they can claim the bisexual label because they almost exclusively date and sleep with men. Most of the bi women I know feel they aren't "bi enough."In this episode:I’ve wanted women my whole life—and stayed silentOne intense, six-week relationship that blew me open…and shut me downWhy men feel “easier” (and what that says about me)The part I hate admitting: I’m the one getting in my own wayIs this a me problem…or a bi girl problem?And the twist I did NOT see comingRead the original essay on my Substack: https://samiamounts.substack.com/p/why-am-i-so-weird-with-womenScreen For Years to Come: https://james-patrick-nelson.com/for-years-to-comeSUPPORT THE SHOW, CUTIE PATOOT!Become a paying Substack subscriber: https://samiamounts.substack.comVenmo Samia: @Samia-Mounts / https://account.venmo.com/u/Samia-MountsCashApp Samia: $SamiaMounts / https://cash.app/$SamiaMountsThank you, pinecones! See ya next week.xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted
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  Happily Married? Check. Kink With Friends? Also Check. 29.04.2026 1h 1min

  Fox is a happily married parent with a normal work and home life...and a spicy social life with his kinky friends. Ooh la la!In this audio-only episode with Happy Slut's very first anonymous guest, we get into what happens when a self-described “regular Joe” follows his curiosity into the world of kink play and wildly honest connection—and finds out it sets him free.We talk about:The super-slow, podcast-fueled awakening that led him into kinkHow rope nights and kink clubs can foster communityThe surprisingly complex question: what even counts as sex?How he navigated opening things up with his wife (without blowing up his marriage)Why “you don’t have to have sex” was the gateway that made everything possibleThe ethics of play: communication, consent, and not being an absolute menaceHaving multiple play partners…and realizing you can actually do something about your crushesThe joy of helping people live out fantasies they never thought they’d get to experienceWhy exploration, curiosity, and emotional safety matter way more than labelsThis one is funny, thoughtful, unexpectedly wholesome, and just the right amount of chaotic.Basically: what if you could look like a regular person on the outside…and still be out here living your weird little dream life?Oh wait...that's you? Yeah, baby pinecone, that's ALL of us.Mentioned in this episode:Pink Kink Podcast: https://pinkkinkpodcast.com/The Kink Consultant Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-kink-consultant/id1766435920SUPPORT THE SHOW!Subscribe to Samia's Substack: https://samiamounts.substack.comVenmo Samia: @Samia-Mounts / https://account.venmo.com/u/Samia-MountsCashApp Samia: $SamiaMounts / https://cash.app/$SamiaMountsI love you with the power of a thousand magic wands!xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closetedGet a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.
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  A Buffet of Delicious Slutty Behavior with Callie Little 22.04.2026 1h 25min

  Callie Little is a polyamorous, pansexual witch who illustrated and co-authored my favorite tarot deck, Every Little Thing You Do is Magic, and its incredible companion book, which offers readers the opportunity to deepen their relationship with the cards and their own intuition. I reached out to them to replace two cards my dog had chewed up and they responded saying they checked out the pod and wanted to come on if I'd have them. IF I'D HAVE THEM?! I melted and exploded and said absolutely yes, thank you, Universe, and the results were glorious.In this episode:going from “I’ll try anything once” to… wait, I actually have standards now??why you don’t have to earn your desires or make them make sense to anyone elsethe difference between real connection and just doing what you think you’re supposed to dothe subtle ways patriarchy trains you to give up your autonomy and call it lovethat moment when something clicks and you’re like… oh, this isn’t a choice, this is a cagehow to stay open without ignoring every red flag in front of your facea definition of cheating that might rearrange your brain a littlewhat it actually looks like to be yourself first, even in a long-term relationshiphow to stop spiraling in shame and start getting curious insteadwhy you keep wanting people who aren’t that great for you (and what that’s really about)building relationships based on choice instead of fear, obligation, or habita recurring theme: you’re allowed to want what you want. yes, even that.also:tarot as a tool for figuring your shit out (more useful than you think)book recs that will absolutely mess with your understanding of love in a good wayIt's SO GOOD, pinecones!FOLLOW CALLIE:Callie's Instagram: @goshcallieCallie's Substack: The Village WitchCallie's podcast: The Pocket Coven (apologies for calling it the Pocket Oracle in the episode!)Purchase the Every Little Thing You Do is Magic Tarot Deck and Companion BookBook Callie for tattoo workAll things Callie: www.callielittle.comBook & Substack recommendations in this episode:The Ethical Slut by Dossie Easton and Janet HardyMatriarchal Blessing on Substack by Celeste DavisSpells for Transmuting Limerence Into Liberation by Yumi SakugawaLove in a F*cked Up World by Dean SpadePolysecure by Jessica FernPolywise by Jessica FernOpen Deeply by Kate LoreeAdult Braces by Lindy WestSUPPORT THE SHOW!Subscribe to Samia's SubstackVenmo: @Samia-MountsCashApp: $SamiaMountsLove ya, pinecones!xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closetedGet a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.
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  Fed Up, Sex-Starved Women Can Get Theirs with Her Confidant 15.04.2026 1h 2min

  Her Confidant is Australia's only female-led male escort agency, serving all of Australia and now expanding to the United States. Owner Anna Grosman and anonymous escort Hudson chat with me about how therapeutic their clients find their services and how fulfilling it is to be a part of someone's most pleasurable moments.We cover:A 43-year-old virgin makes her sexual debut with Hudson in a hotel suite...and afterward, begins dating for the first time in her life.A couple rediscover their spark...by inviting Hudson and his girlfriend Sage to spend an evening with them getting naked under the stars.Hudson's tragic back story, and how he used it as a catalyst for his own authenticity and growth.Anna's deeply hot back story, and how she realized not everyone was getting down with their spouses the way she was, and the women of hte world needed help!What a difference it makes when a man is able to be fully present with a woman, to really listen to her and attune to her emotions. It is, literally, what will get you laid. Andrew Tate's got it ALL WRONG.This is a really fun convo, pinecones! I hope you dig it! Send me an email at happyslutcast@gmail.com if you have comments, questions, or concerns. I love to hear from you.Visit herconfidant.com.au for more on Her Confidant.See Hudson's profile on Her Confidant. It's SO good. *fans herself*Follow Samia on Instagram @samia.mountsFollow Happy Slut on Instagram and Tiktok @happyslutcastEmail your comments, questions, dreams and wishes to happyslutcast@gmail.comSUPPORT THE SHOW WITH YOUR CUTE LITTLE SLUTTY DOLLARS!Venmo: @Samia-MountsCashApp: $SamiaMountsMentioned in this episode:Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closetedGet a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.
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  Fuck Like Your Life Depends On It with Dixie De La Tour 08.04.2026 1h 15min

  Dixie De La Tour has been facilitating joyful sexual experiences for most of her life, and you'll be shocked at the early life experiences that made her who she is today. She's the creator and host of the exuberant, wacky live show, Bawdy Storytelling, which features stories about sex, kink, gender, and body image and just celebrated its 20-year anniversary! She's also a self-proclaimed wild slut...but even sluts have dry spells, and in this episode, you'll hear all about how Dixie came back from eight years of no sex and is now ready to fuck like her life depends on it.NOTE: This episode contains frank discussions of sex and mentions of sexual assault. Listen with care.For all things Dixie De La Tour, head to www.bawdystorytelling.com.BUY TICKETS to Bawdy Storytelling live in San Francisco on May 15: https://events.humanitix.com/bawdy-storytelling-s-the-big-comebackFollow Dixie on Instagram @bawdystorytellingFollowing Samia on Instagram @samia.mountsFollow Happy Slut on Instagram and Tiktok @happyslutcastEmail your comments, questions, dreams and wishes to happyslutcast@gmail.comSUPPORT THE SHOW WITH YOUR CUTE LITTLE SLUTTY DOLLARS!Venmo: @Samia-MountsCashApp: $SamiaMountsI love you, pinecones! More next week!xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closetedGet a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.
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  Big Announcement About the Future of ClosetEd 25.03.2026 14min

  Listen for a major announcement about the future of ClosetEd! Gahhhh I'm excited about this one, pinecones.Watch all video episodes on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@closeted-with-samiaxoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted
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  ClosetEd BONUS // Listener Advice Question: "Am I a sick freak?" 18.03.2026 17min

  This week, I take a listener advice question from Ben (not his real name), who asked if he's a "sick freak" because he felt arousal instead of jealousy when he caught his ex-wife cheating with his best friend. Oh Ben! My heart! I hope my answer helps you, you sweet, sweet man.Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts/Follow ClosetEd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/closetedwithsamia/SUPPORT ME FINANCIALLY, my sweet pinecones! I need your helpppp to keep making this show!Subscribe to my Substack and make a pledge for a monthly or annual subscription: http://samiamounts.substack.com/Venmo me: https://account.venmo.com/u/samia-mountsCashApp me: https://cash.app/$SamiaMountsSee ya next week, pinecones!xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted
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  ClosetEd Interview Series: Charlotte Shane, Author of An Honest Woman 11.03.2026 58min

  I am extra excited about this week's interview, mostly because it was the result of me literally fangirl-ing my way into Charlotte Shane's DMs after reading her incredible memoir, An Honest Woman: A Memoir of Love and Sex Work. Her book tells the story of her years working as a high-end escort in nuanced and poetic detail, and in this interview, we chat about what gave her the courage to pursue sex work at age 20, why she loved it so much she kept doing it well into her 30s, and her unique insights on humanity, sex, relationships, and what is actually "normal" for human beings. I'm SO proud of this interview. Enjoyyy, and get Charlotte's book! Links below.BUY An Honest Woman: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/An-Honest-Woman/Charlotte-Shane/9781982126865Check out Charlotte's website: https://www.charlotteshane.comFollow Charlotte on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/charoshaneFollow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts/Follow ClosetEd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/closetedwithsamia/SUPPORT ME FINANCIALLY, my sweet pinecones! I need your helpppp to keep making this show!Subscribe to my Substack and make a pledge for a monthly or annual subscription: http://samiamounts.substack.com/Venmo me: https://account.venmo.com/u/samia-mountsCashApp me: https://cash.app/$SamiaMountsSee ya next week, sexy things!xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:BetterSleep FREE TrialGet 30 days of BetterSleep for free with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted.Get 30 days of BetterSleep FREE with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted
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  ClosetEd Interview Series: Dr. Elliot Justin, Founder of FirmTech 04.03.2026 50min

  This week, I bring you my very explicit conversation with the most sex-positive doctor you'll ever meet, Dr. Elliot Justin, founder of FirmTech. FirmTech is a sex tech company, and they make a cock ring, called the TechRing, that give you valuable data on your sexual and cardiovascular health! Whaaaaaat. So cool.Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products using discount code CLOSETED at check-out! Head over to www.myfirmtech.com to shop now.Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts/Follow ClosetEd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/closetedwithsamia/SUPPORT ME FINANCIALLY, my sweet pinecones! I need your helpppp to keep making this show!Subscribe to my Substack and make a pledge for a monthly or annual subscription: http://samiamounts.substack.com/Venmo me: https://account.venmo.com/u/samia-mountsCashApp me: https://cash.app/$SamiaMountsSee ya next week, sexy things!xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Beyond Satisfied Pro Video CourseGet 15% off the Beyond Satified Pro video course from Kenneth Play and take your sex life to a whole new level: www.kennethplay.com/closetedBetterSleep FREE TrialGet 30 days of BetterSleep for free with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted.