LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids

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  The Vegetable Detective - A Funny Story for Kids 27.07.2026 18min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, Duncan discovers he has a problem he never even knew he had. Apparently, his parents have been secretly sneaking vegetables into his food! Thankfully, the Vegetable Detective is on the case. But is he already too late?Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
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  That Tickles - A Funny Story for Kids 20.07.2026 21min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, Harvey has spent his whole life wondering why people laugh when they get tickled. He has never felt ticklish even once. But when he finally discovers his own ticklish spot, he soon wishes he never had.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
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  The Swamp Chicken Head Man - A Funny Story for Kids 13.07.2026 21min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.It's okay to be bored. And it's okay to stare at a blank wall. It's just not okay to be SO bored that you decide to prove the Swamp Chicken Head Man is real. Mostly because, ya know... stranger danger.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
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  Don't Break The Egg - A Funny Story for Kids 06.07.2026 19min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, A.J. agrees to babysit a little boy for the very first time. But before the boy's mom will trust him with the job, he has to pass a special test: keeping an egg safe for an entire week. That should be easy...right?Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
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  The List - A Funny Story for Kids 29.06.2026 19min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, Caylee and Derrick want nothing more than to enjoy summer break the way it was meant to be enjoyed. The plan is simple: play, play, and play some more.Only, they quickly find out that their parents have other ideas.A daily to-do list filled with CHORES!At first, it doesn't seem too bad, but then the lists keep getting longer... and stranger.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
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  Wet Stuff - A Funny Story for Kids 22.06.2026 20min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, Finley lives in a time before water was called water. Back then, people just called it the Wet Stuff, and everyone knew you were supposed to stay far away from it.But after accidentally touching some of it, Finley discovers something surprising: it doesn't sting, burn, or turn his hands into crab hands. And now he can't stop thinking about it. Too bad the whole town seems ready to do everything to stop it from happening again.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
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  Lemonade Stand - A Funny Story for Kids 15.06.2026 22min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, Waylon decides to become a serious businessman. He puts on a suit and tie, hires his best friend, and opens a lemonade stand.Except, don’t dare call it a lemonade stand. That’s kid stuff.Waylon is operating a Handcrafted Lemon Beverage Pop-Up Cafe.But there’s a lot more to running a business than wearing a suit and tie. Waylon keeps finding new new problems to solve. Like how to make lemonade when you don’t have lemons... and how to earn enough money for a private jet.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
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  You're Not Invited To My Birthday - A Funny Story for Kids 08.06.2026 21min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, Scarlett will do almost anything to get invited to the biggest birthday party of the summer. There will be ponies, a splash-pad-style bouncy castle, and a chocolate fountain!But when kids start getting uninvited over the tiniest arguments, Scarlett finds herself facing a very tough decision: chase the perfect party or stand up for her best friend.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
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  Monster Makeover - A Funny Story for Kids 01.06.2026 22min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, Ivy decides she’s done worrying about monsters under her bed. Besides, there’s no such thing as monsters living under people’s beds anyway.But if, hypothetically speaking, a monster ever did show up, could she not just give it a makeover to make it look a little less scary?What could possibly go wrong?Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
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  The Hospital - A Funny Story for Kids 25.05.2026 20min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.The hospital can be a scary place at times… unless you’re one of those kids who wants to be in the hospital.You know, the kind of kid who needs the perfect excuse for why they still haven’t paid their friend back the five dollars they owe them.Clearly nobody has told these kids about hospital food.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
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  Speeding Ticket - A Funny Story for Kids 18.05.2026 20min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.Sometimes in life, we find ourselves in a rush.Like when you’re trying to get to school on time, but your brother is running around the house with a pair of underwear on his head.You try to go faster. But when you go faster, you make mistakes. You forget things. And somehow, you end up even later than if you hadn’t rushed at all. And just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, someone remembers the most important thing in the world… that they forgot to bring.What a shame it would be if your parent ended up getting a speeding ticket… again.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
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  The Sidekick - A Funny Story for Kids 11.05.2026 21min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.When your favourite superhero asks you to be their sidekick, you’ve got to say yes, right? What a dream that would be. Your could have your own costume with a cape, a cool catchphrase like “zip zap zoom, your butt to the moon," and you could even pick up your superhero’s dry cleaning.Wait… dry cleaning? Did you sign up for that? I don’t know about this…Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
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  Spoiled Rotten - A Funny Story for Kids 04.05.2026 21min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.It’s one thing to be spoiled, but what happens when you’re a kid who’s spoiled rotten? What happens when the toy you got just yesterday already feels old?Well, good thing there’s an easy fix: it just takes a looooong “how money works” talk, followed by a “money doesn’t grow on trees” talk, followed by a “wants vs. needs” talk. Kids love those talks. And they ALWAYS work.Or do they?Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
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  The Sleepover - A Funny Story for Kids 27.04.2026 22min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.Having a sleepover at your friend’s house can be a lot of fun. But at the same time, sleeping is serious business. You don’t want to mess around with a good night’s rest.What if the place you’re sleeping over at has a funny smell? What if their blankets are too scratchy? What if their pillows feel like sleeping on a stack of bricks?I suppose you could always spend ten hours packing a suitcase with almost everything you need to feel comfortable. Do mattresses even fit inside suitcases?Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
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  My Parents Are Pirates Part 2 - A Funny Story for Kids 20.04.2026 21min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.So you find out your parents are pirates… and then they decide to bring you along on a little “business trip.” Somehow, you get roped into “borrowing” someone else’s treasure and you realize you have a bit of a knack for this whole pirating thing. BUT THEN you wake up to find a girl on another ship pointing a cannon in your direction. Yeesh! What are you supposed to do when that happens? Use your manners and ask her nicely not to blow a hole in your parents’ pirate ship? Find out in Part 2 of last week's story.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
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  My Parents Are Pirates - A Funny Story for Kids 13.04.2026 19min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.Imagine finding out your parents didn’t have the jobs you thought they had? And unlike your friends’ parents who had jobs making things for people, or helping people, you found out it was your parents' job to take things from people. And not only that, but you also discovered they said weird things at work like, “shiver me timbers.”  That would be strange, wouldn't it?Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
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  Aunt Patty - A Funny Story for Kids 06.04.2026 20min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, we find out what happens when your cheek-pinching, kissy-mark-leaving aunt comes to visit. The answer: a whole lot of embarrassment—the least of which comes from catching her ironing the wrinkles out of your underwear. How does one even deal with an aunt like that?Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
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  It's Not About Winning - A Funny Story for Kids 30.03.2026 21min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In the sleepy town of Mountainburger, winning and losing don’t exist. The parents have made sure of it. Losing leads to crying, and who wants to deal with that? But when some kids are challenged to a game of soccer by a team from another town, they suddenly find themselves trying to figure out what it takes to win.Apparently… a lot more than running around the field chasing butterflies.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
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  Dungeon Rescue - A Funny Story for Kids 23.03.2026 19min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, the new queen of Kookbookia decides the castle dungeon is too small  ...though it’s never been full before. But when the queen starts locking people up for petty crimes like dipping cookies in milk, the people quickly realize it’s about to get crowded in there.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
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  Low Battery - A Funny Story for Kids 16.03.2026 21min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, Aria finds batteries incredibly annoying. You’re always replacing them or charging them. It seems like every time she turns around she’s getting those dreaded “low battery” warnings. But one day the low battery warning keeps sounding and Aria can’t figure out where it’s coming from. It couldn’t possibly be coming from her, could it?Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.