Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

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  Episode Three Hundred - Ninety One: Chris Goes Shopping for His Wife...At Twin Peaks? 14.08.2026 54min

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  Episode Three Hundred - Ninety: A 4 A.M. Fishing Trip at a Bachelor Party?! 07.08.2026 54min

  Should a bachelor party have a detailed itinerary—or should everyone just go with the flow?The Mystery Crate crew debates a chaotic Naples bachelor party schedule featuring a 4 a.m. fishing trip, an 8 a.m. workout, basketball, a sauna, a cold plunge, steak and eggs, and absolutely no concern for what the groom actually wants.Plus, the crew reveals the strangest things currently appearing in their social media algorithms, from Emeril Lagasse and eating challenges to adorable bulldogs and basketball tutorials. Jeremy also confronts a painful truth: at 31 years old, he has officially entered his “Unc” era. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Nine: We Were WHAT in High School?! Rose Falls Asleep Mid-Show 31.07.2026 54min

  This week on Mystery Crate, we’re going back to high school—and some of the revelations genuinely shocked us. We break down exactly who we were as teenagers, the cliques we belonged to, and how we’re slowly becoming our parents whether we like it or not.Plus, Rose takes Midol before recording and somehow falls asleep in the middle of the show. Allegedly “under the influence of Midol.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Eight: Rose Stole Justin Bieber’s PlayStation… Then Lost It? 24.07.2026 55min

  Rose stole Justin Bieber’s PlayStation in Guatemala… and then somehow LOST IT. Yes, this story is as chaotic as it sounds.This week on Mystery Crate, Chris tells us about his time in New York, including some unexpected celebrity sightings. We also get into Chris’s eating habits, the Top 100 Movies list and how many of those movies we’ve actually seen. Plus, we remember what the movie theater experience was like back in the day—and how much it has changed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Seven: The Nolan Movie Draft & The Messi Simulation Theory 17.07.2026 53min

  On this week's Mystery Crate, things get weird... fast. We debate our Top 3 Christopher Nolan movies, while Chris somehow becomes our resident Nolan expert... despite only really watching the Batman movies. Then we spiral into one of the internet's wildest rabbit holes: the famous photo of baby Lamine Yamal with Lionel Messi and whether it's just an incredible coincidence... or proof we're all living in a simulation. As always, the conversation goes completely off the rails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Six: Chris Reveals His Biggest Fear 10.07.2026 53min

  What do an old ship in New York, the worst months of the year, Chris' legendary "ass story," Zas' old story, a TV show that disappeared out of nowhere, and the FIFA World Cup have in common? Absolutely nothing... which is exactly why this episode is chaos from start to finish. We debate the most random topics imaginable, tell embarrassing stories that probably should've stayed off the internet, remember shows that were canceled way too soon, and somehow end up talking about the World Cup. If you like ridiculous conversations, unexpected tangents, and the kind of nonsense that only this crew can create, you're in the right place. • What canceled show do you wish would come back?• Have you ever visited the old ship exhibition in New York?• Which month is the absolute worst? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Five: Rose CAN'T Finish These Songs + Our 4th of July Plans 06.07.2026 53min

  Happy 4th of July! 🇺🇸 This week on Mystery Crate, we're talking all things Independence Day—from our holiday plans to the different types of people you'll find at every 4th of July party. We also introduce a brand-new game where Rose has to finish the lyrics to some iconic songs... and let's just say things don't exactly go according to plan. 🎤😂 Plus, we check in on our World Cup teams and see how everyone's picks are doing. In this episode: 🇺🇸 Our 4th of July plans 😂 The different types of "4th of July Guys" 🎵 Can Rose finish the lyrics? ⚽ World Cup team updates 🏎️ 30K views = Go-Kart Race challenge Subscribe for more Mystery Crate every week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Four: Chris Wants to Go on Love Island… So He Pulled Roy for a Chat 26.06.2026 54min

  Chris and Zas are back with another edition of Show and Tell, and things only get weirder from there. This week on Mystery Crate: • Chris & Zas bring their latest Show and Tell items.• We check back in on the World Cup teams we were assigned and see how everyone's doing.• We revisit which people around the show would be perfect fits for different TV shows now that the cast has grown.• Chris explains why he'd be the perfect Love Island contestant... and pulls Roy for a chat.• Roy then attempts to show off his flirting game, and let's just say... he might need another season. Drop a comment below: Who from the show would actually survive on Love Island? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Three: World Cup Correspondent, Matzo Chips, and the New Show Draft 19.06.2026 54min

  Fuentes returns from the World Cup with stories from the stadium, the atmosphere, and everything he saw on the ground. Meanwhile, the rest of us were assigned World Cup teams and had to present our scouting reports... with wildly different levels of preparation and expertise.Plus, we try matzo chips for the first time, Rose delivers an all-time phrase, and the crew debates which tv show would be the perfect fit if we are inserted as new characters.World Cup chaos, questionable soccer analysis, unexpected snacks, and career moves that absolutely no one asked for.Which TV show would YOU fit into best? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Two: We Let a Wheel Pick Our World Cup Team And Regretted It Immediately 12.06.2026 54min

  A brand-new Mystery Crate anthem has arrived! Jeremy unveils the latest Mystery Crate song before the crew dives headfirst into World Cup fever. With some members of the show preparing to attend matches, we decided to assign everyone a national team to support during the World Cup. The catch? Nobody got to choose. A wheel decided everyone's fate, and let's just say the reactions were... less than enthusiastic. Plus, we wrap things up by ranking the films of legendary director Steven Spielberg, debating which classics belong at the top and which might be a little overrated. • New Mystery Crate song debut• World Cup team assignments decided by chance• Unexpected reactions and heartbreak• Steven Spielberg movie tier list Let us know in the comments: Which World Cup team would YOU want to represent, and what's your favorite Spielberg movie? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Episode Three Hundred - Eighty One: The Athlete Best Friend Draft | Who Built the Best Squad? 05.06.2026 54min

  Who would YOU choose as your athlete best friend?This week on Mystery Crate, the crew holds the ultimate Athlete Best Friend Draft. The rules are simple: pick professional athletes you'd actually want in your friend group. No fantasy teams, no championships, just vibes.From Caitlin Clark and Tom Brady to Shaq, Tiger Woods, Dwyane Wade, Charles Barkley, Sophie Cunningham, Jameis Winston, and more, everyone builds their dream squad and then debates whose crew would be the most fun to hang out with.Plus:• The World Cup is almost here• Jessica's latest New York celebrity sighting• Parenting debates, iPads at restaurants, and lost Flanigan's tokens• Movie recommendations and more Mystery Crate chaosDrop your own Athlete Best Friend Draft in the comments and let us know who won. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Episode Three Hundred - Eighty: Tony's One-Star Review Was SAVAGE 29.05.2026 55min

  Tony refuses to leave bad reviews online... but after this restaurant experience, he may have changed his mind. From surprise fees and automatic gratuity to one-star reviews and food debates, this episode goes completely off the rails. Featuring: Restaurant horror stories Viral AI music Movie recommendations Calendar debates Sushi hot takes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Nine: We Exposed Everyone’s High School Photos 22.05.2026 52min

  The Mystery Crate crew digs up old high school photos… and immediately regrets it. In this episode: Everyone gets roasted over their teenage years Jess survives a giant flying cockroach encounter A surprisingly heated sushi debate Wedding etiquette arguments Rose explains Off Campus in a way only Rose can Knicks, Heat memories, and Old Ass Story Time Some people looked exactly the same. Others… not so much. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Eight: Illegal Littering, Drunk Deer & Pandemic Trauma 15.05.2026 54min

  Tony is moving into his new house and desperately needs help… but nobody on Mystery Crate wants to lift a single box. Then Rose casually admits she once dumped an entire couch at a construction site and LEFT IT THERE. This episode spirals into: Illegal couch littering confessions The worst moving experiences ever Pandemic flashbacks Drunk deer roaming France Trash chute chaos Dog disasters Celebrity sightings in New York Bowling debates Old ass hockey stories with Roy Also featuring: Mark Messier’s legendary 1994 guarantee, HOA nightmares, and why nobody should ever help friends move after age 30.Subscribe for more Mystery Crate chaos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Seven: Mystery Crate’s Most Unhinged “I’m The Kind of Guy” Confessions 08.05.2026 54min

  On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, we somehow went from discussing Matthew McConaughey’s disgusting tuna recipe… to debating the greatest fictional houses ever… to fully tier-ranking LETTERS of the alphabet. Yes. Actual letters. Along the way: Chris Cote reveals a truly disturbing shower habit The crew debates whether “C” should even EXIST Rose passionately defends the letter “R” Q becomes the most controversial letter in the alphabet We discuss the best TV/movie homes of all time And somehow tuna, weddings, Spotify, Scooby-Doo, and crab cakes all make appearances This episode spirals immediately and never recovers.Featuring: Chris Cote, Jessica Smetana, Roy, Rose, Zaslow, Tony, Amin, and Dameshek Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Six: The Saddest Songs Ever Debate + Rose's Awkward Mike Schur Story 01.05.2026 49min

  On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, Chris Cote reveals how his DraftKings joke completely fell apart live on-air, Rose tells the most awkward Dan Le Batard / Mike Schur story imaginable, and the crew debates the saddest songs of all time. We also get into celebrity sightings at LaGuardia, elite cookie rankings, oat milk betrayal, and whether Jess should’ve FaceTimed Dan for random golfers. Chaos as always. In this episode: Chris Cote’s failed DraftKings prank Rose’s awkward Mike Schur encounter Saddest songs ever debate Celebrity sighting guessing game Best chocolate chip cookie discussion Oat milk vs real milk controversy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Five: Is Jeremy an Ally? How Many Times Do YOU Cook in a Week + 2000 MLB Logos Tier List 24.04.2026 54min

  Is Jeremy an Ally? How Many Times Do YOU Cook in a Week, Chris Cote is snuggled up af, an we dig into 2000 MLB Logos Tier List all on this week’s Mystery Crate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Four: Chris Looks Good + Zas's Microplastics 17.04.2026 54min

  This week on Mystery Crate, commenters call Chris Cote skinny so he celebrates by eating like crap. Zas has microplastics in his balls and we get a newly minted, Cote's New Ass Story of the Day to pair with Zas's Old Ass Story of the Day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Three: We Sent Rose to Applebee’s… in Guatemala 🇬🇹 10.04.2026 54min

  On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, things go completely off the rails… We start with a very heated debate about tuna (yes… tuna), somehow transition into Masters menus, Larry Bird stories, and then—out of nowhere—Rose takes us on a LIVE tour of Guatemala City 🇬🇹… all the way to an Applebee’s. Along the way: -Tuna takes get way too serious -The Masters menu turns into a full breakdown 🍽️ -Zas delivers another legendary old-school story -Rose proves Guatemala is VERY real… with a full field trip -And yes… we end at Applebee’s This episode is pure chaos—in the best way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Two: We Have A New Song, Sort Of 03.04.2026 54min

  Things got completely out of hand on this episode of Mystery Crate.We kick things off with the murder of the cold open, followed by a wild negotiation over $200, an original song debut, and then… absolute chaos.The main event: a 2v2 trivia showdown featuring buzzers, confusion, cheating accusations, and zero organization. What should’ve been simple turned into one of the most chaotic games we’ve ever played.Plus:-Debut of “Every Rose Has a Luis”-Millennial movie trivia (that no one could follow)-Controversial buzzer rules-Indiana Jones debate gets weird-$100K hot dog eating hypotheticalSafe to say… this one spirals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices