Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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  399: Reviews of Running Shoes 22.07.2026 51mnt

  How do you think shoes feel about being entered by feet?Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at rocketmoney.com/beach.Upgrade your sleep with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at bollandbranch.com/toosandy with code TOOSANDYHead to talkiatry.com/beach to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‐network psychiatrist in just a few minutes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  398: Reviews of Diners with  Jessie "Jetski" Johnson 15.07.2026 59mnt

  A cucumber is not an avocado.Watch Jet Fuel Podcast at https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!Go to quince.com/beachtoosandy for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit nutrafol.com and enter promo code BEACHTOOSANDY.For a limited time our listeners are getting a FREE full sized Mascara on their first purchase with Jones Road Beauty when they go to jonesroadbeauty.com and use code BEACHTOOSANDY at checkout.For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners 50% off and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to homechef.com/beachtoosandy. For a limited time, new Cash App customers who are parents can use our exclusive referral code FAMILY10 to earn $10. Download Cash App, enter the referral code in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you will receive $10. Terms apply. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  397: Reviews of Lululemon 08.07.2026 56mnt

  Statistically speaking you're probably no longer a listener.If your glasses are overdue for a refresh, now is the time. Go to zenni.com/podcast and use code PODCAST15 for 15% off your first order. Thousands of people are already using Rula to get affordable, high-quality therapy that’s actually covered by insurance. Visit Rula.com/beachtoosandy to get started. Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at rocketmoney.com/beach. Go to shopremi.com/beach and use code BEACH at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save.For a limited time get 40% off your first Hungryroot order PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to hungryroot.com/beachtoosandy and use code BEACHTOOSANDY.Shop now at fabletics.com/beach to get 70- 80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  396: Reviews of Energy Drinks 01.07.2026 1j 1mnt

  This stuff literally tastes like blue cheese and smells like cat piss.Donate to Smoking Werewolf Productions - Fright Film 2026! https://gofund.me/5766bf50dHead to talkiatry.com/beach to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‐network psychiatrist in just a few minutes. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit nutrafol.com and enter promo code BEACHTOOSANDY  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  395: Reviews of Bath & Body Works 24.06.2026 58mnt

  Nothing about carrots makes me think bougie See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  394: Reviews of Raising Cane's 17.06.2026 50mnt

  Soggy White Bread was my nickname in high school. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  393: Reviews of Costco 10.06.2026 49mnt

  If they remove the froyo it'll make my life a living hell. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  392: Reviews of Shakespeare or Smut 03.06.2026 55mnt

  Shakespeare coined that term hangy downy bits.Go to homechef.com/beachtoosandy for 50% OFF your first box and free dessert for life! Right now, Skylight is offering our listeners $30 off their 15 inch Calendars by going to myskylight.com/beach.Visit progressive.com and give the Name Your Price® tool a try. Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at rocketmoney.com/beach See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  391: Reviews of Smut 27.05.2026 1j 20mnt

  Hyperspermia, which was new to meVisit Progressive.com and give the Name Your Price® tool a try. For a limited time, Honeylove is offering up to 50% off sitewide during their Memorial Day sale. Use our exclusive link to shop at honeylove.com/beachtoosandy.Go to shopremi.com/beach and use code BEACH at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save.Start your business today with the industry’s best business partner, Shopify. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at shopify.com/toosandy.Go to zenni.com/podcast and use code PODCAST15 for fifteen percent off your first order. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  390: Reviews of Shakespeare 20.05.2026 47mnt

  Get thee to a gnomery!Visit progressive.com and see if you can enjoy a little extra cash back.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit nutrafol.com and enter code BEACHTOOSANDY.For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners 50% off and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to homechef.com/beachtoosandy.Head to quince.com/beachtoosandy for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.Head to talkiatry.com/beach to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‐network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  389: Reviews of YMCAs 13.05.2026 41mnt

  Look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  388: Reviews of Home Goods with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson 06.05.2026 50mnt

  Debbie's getting off on this power trip… as she should See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  387: Reviews of 7-Eleven 29.04.2026 34mnt

  Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  386: Reviews of Umbrellas 22.04.2026 42mnt

  Rumors have gotten started that I have irritable bowel syndrome. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  385: Reviews of Caves with National Park After Dark 15.04.2026 51mnt

  A world of regret awaits you at Mammoth Cave See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  384: Reviews of Airport Shops 08.04.2026 44mnt

  Sarah what the fuck is your problem? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  383: Reviews of Easter Egg Hunts 01.04.2026 54mnt

  She could probably beat up some seven year olds and she could definitely beat up some zero year olds See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  382: Reviews of Allergy Meds 25.03.2026 46mnt

  Aries are going through it right now See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  381: Between You and Us 18.03.2026 44mnt

  It's the moon, but worse. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  380: Reviews of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Bridger Winegar 11.03.2026 45mnt

  I got humped in the faceHungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life at hungryroot.com/beachtoosandy code: BEACHTOOSANDYMomentous: Head to livemomentous.com, and use promo code BEACH for up to 35% off your first orderRocket Money: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at rocketmoney.com/beachASPCA: Go to aspcapetinsurance.com/toosandyProgressive: Save time on the research and enjoy savings when you choose the best rate for you at progressive.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.