The Slaptail Squad

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  Goblin Sharks of the Deep: Monstrous Minutes episode -9 22.07.2026 3mnt

  This week on Monstrous Minutes with JD Hutchins, the trailer park monster and Dark Lord of Browntown brings us story of a deep see creature. Scientists just captured Goblin Sharks on camera for the first time. These sharks are diving deeper into the ocean than originally thought possible. Spoiler alert! That's not a good thing! Check out our Patreon and give us money please! Sex Power Money That's our Mantra. Thank you all for listening.  https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
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  Body Part Treasure Hunt in the land of Elephants & Aliens 19.07.2026 1j 9mnt

  This week the Slaptail Squad keeps it weird and disturbing as usual.  Content warning. Swan talks about body parts discovered in a lake & in the freezer.   Drippy Steve can't multitask as usual while attempting to talk to us about Aliens while our intellectual elitist fact checks him. Beaveman talks to us about why we should eradicate mosquitoes. Thank you everyone for listening.  https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheSlaptailSquad https://www.slaptailnation.com/    
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  Whale Necropolis: Monstrous Minutes episode -8 15.07.2026 4mnt

  This week, the Trailer Park Monster, JD Hutchins, brings us monstrous minutes. Every whale dies, not every whale truly lives. That may not be accurate. They don't disappear, they sink and provide a buffet and are an important part of the ecosystem. Join JD in the abyss for your monstrous minutes.    Give us money! You know our mantra Money Power Sex join our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
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  The Uncanny Ability of the Musical Mind of the Monster 12.07.2026 1j 20mnt

  This week the squad takes a break from the norm and talks music. More specifically, the Swan and Beaveman pull tapes, yes casette tapes, and CD's randomly out of their collections to see what JD can tell them about the music. Nolan offers up a musical favorite but receives bland stares from Swan and Beaveman. No offense to Nolan of course.    Join us for some music talk.  We love you!  Go Norway! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
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  Making bread from the dead: Monstrous Minutes episode -7 08.07.2026 6mnt

  Scientists are back at it again. Poking, prodding and otherwise beating a dead horse or, I guess in this case, a dead iceman. Scientists are once again, disturbing Otzi, not only to satiate their appetites for knowledge but this time, just their regular appetites.   https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
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  That baby gots a drinking problem and that one might be too tasty 07.07.2026 19mnt

  Content warning. Disturbing news involving small children.  Breaking news! A couple days late.  That's right, our crime news anchor The Swan is hot on the trail of some disturbing news coming out of New South Wales and Baton Rouge Louisiana. In New South Wales a mom decided to see if her child was cream filled. Was it? No names were released to the public at this time.  In Baton Rouge Louisiana, apparently even the toddlers party hard. Someone should enroll that kid in alcoholics anonymous.  Wow, there really are more pieces of shi!+ than not these days.  Happy listening.  https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
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  Fat babies suffer from tuberculosis on route 66 05.07.2026 1j 59mnt

  This week, is, I mean...we going to hell. It's the typical Slaptail Squad podcast. Irreverent, crude, childish, disturbing, and yes, I could go on.  We start with our typical useless banter. We find out that JD is a bit into the pee-pee. We are not going to talk about the port a potty baby, let's just say, Air Assault!  The Beaveman starts it off with not so grand rounds. This week, The White Death aka Tuberculosis. Still a major concern. Cover your cough! See a friggin doctor, nurse practitioner, physician assistant, witch doctor, something! By the way, is Nolan was a vampire, he would be the first one to develop diabetes. He's the vampire Lesfat.  JD, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town takes us on a dark journey of Route 66. Can't wait to get Limp.  Swan brings us the disturbing. Several pieces of sh!+ this week. She starts with a tale that is not to be believed.  Two idiots leave 3 children under the care of another idiot. What happens, well, I am sure the story will change.  Here's to you piece of sh!+, may you get what you deserve Sidney Whitt, Jacqulyn Morales, and Shelby Munoz.  Let's not forget that dog banging weirdo. Dude pled not guilty! What? That's right get an update on StevenTyler Swain.  Then finally the worst of the worst. Yes we make fun, but that's what gallows folks do. God bless this little man up high. May his sister get the care she deserves. RIP Casper. May Damien O' Brien and Jessica O' Brien meet some concerned parents in jail who will teach them a harsh lesson.  Finally Nolan talks nonsense. We are still reeling at this point.  Swan brings it home with some truly terrible jokes.  So, uh, yeah. That's comedy! We love you all. Thank you for the support. Shout out to the LPOTL boys, Marcus, Henry, and Ed! Thanks for coming to Grand Rapids Michigan. We hope to see you again.  Support our Patreon! Our mission is clear, Money Power Sex You have to love the transparency.  https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad    
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  Bees have bee-n awesome since time immemorial: Monstrous Minutes episode -6 01.07.2026 5mnt

  The Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchins brings us this weeks monstrous minutes with a historical recollection of the discovery of jars of honey in the tomb of the Pharoah Tutankhaman. Bees have been and continue to be essential for life on this planet. They don't just make a tasty treat. Enjoy! Check out our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad  
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  Drippy Steve can make any topic boring: Aliens, True Crime, Medical Oddities 28.06.2026 1j 35mnt

  The Beaveman, Swan, and Drippy Steve assemble. A huge piece is missing, could it be...JD! You guessed it, no JD. So now Beaveman is stuck with these two. Just a little bit of pointless banter to start off. Beaveman observes that most graphic representations of Alien species seem to have no imagination whatsoever. They just use human anatomy and change the head, hands, or color. He seriously doubts that every alien species in the universe has human anatomy.  Swan comes in stong with some crime. Piece of sh!+? Possibly. This is a developing story. What happened to Rebecca Patnude? Was it foul play? Did she pass from natural causes? Why was her boyfriend living with her corpse? I guess only Christopher Schoonmaker knows.  Just when you thought Star Trek was cool, you guessed it, Drippy Steve makes it boring. What else can be said?  Transition to some other side conversation as Drippy Steve has bored us all. The Beaveman talks about the idea of terrible ghost hauntings and one of his fetishes.  The Beaveman comes in strong with, "Not So Grand Rounds." A little education about microorganisms. This week, the virus.  A week is not complete without the Swan bringing the squad some dumb jokes. They are dumb.  Thank you all for joining us.  Recite the mantra Power! Money! Sex! The mission is clear. For ust $3 a month to the Slaptail Squad Patreon, you can make it happen. We love you all! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad The Slaptail Squad/Slaptail Nation website https://www.slaptailnation.com/    
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  Drippy Steve can make any topic boring: Aliens, True Crime, Medical Oddities-Video 28.06.2026 1j 35mnt

  The Beaveman, Swan, and Drippy Steve assemble. A huge piece is missing, could it be...JD! You guessed it, no JD. So now Beaveman is stuck with these two. Just a little bit of pointless banter to start off. Beaveman observes that most graphic representations of Alien species seem to have no imagination whatsoever. They just use human anatomy and change the head, hands, or color. He seriously doubts that every alien species in the universe has human anatomy.  Swan comes in stong with some crime. Piece of sh!+? Possibly. This is a developing story. What happened to Rebecca Patnude? Was it foul play? Did she pass from natural causes? Why was her boyfriend living with her corpse? I guess only Christopher Schoonmaker knows.  Just when you thought Star Trek was cool, you guessed it, Drippy Steve makes it boring. What else can be said?  Transition to some other side conversation as Drippy Steve has bored us all. The Beaveman talks about the idea of terrible ghost hauntings and one of his fetishes.  The Beaveman comes in strong with, "Not So Grand Rounds." A little education about microorganisms. This week, the virus.  A week is not complete without the Swan bringing the squad some dumb jokes. They are dumb.  Thank you all for joining us.  Recite the mantra Power! Money! Sex! The mission is clear. For ust $3 a month to the Slaptail Squad Patreon, you can make it happen. We love you all! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad The Slaptail Squad/Slaptail Nation website https://www.slaptailnation.com/
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  LSD on the Brain for Science: Monstrous Minutes episode -5 24.06.2026 5mnt

  This week on the Monstrous Minutes, JD presents a glimpse into research being conducted on the use of LSD on volunteers in the name of science. What happens to the brain when you use LSD? Thanks to the latest and greatest scientific advances, researches can take a look at the brain to determine what areas may be stimulated and what barriers may be broken. What are the implications for use of LSD in medicine? Remember, you won't learn anything from us, but we do like to think that we get the old gears rolling.  Listen and share! Rate highly and review like you love us more than you degenerate 1/2 brother Chad.  Check out our Patreon. If every one of our listeners donated just $3 a month, we could get Zepbound for 4/5 members. The Zepbound they truly need and deserve.  Remember our Mantra Sex Power Money (our mission is clear) https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad https://www.slaptailnation.com/
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  Pushing the limits of science and Beaveman's patience 21.06.2026 1j 25mnt

  It's that time, time to get Slappin. Have you ever wondered thought to yourself, "Beaveman's dreams can't possibly get more disturbed?" If you thought that, you were wrong. Someone should send this guy to see a psychologist.  Swan brings us the crime report, this week's featured piece of sh!+. This time it's a little bit different. For F sake, the justice system is more inefficient than Drippy Steve's legs. What exactly is wrong with helping the one you love leave the planet on their terms?  A quick update on Beaveman's health leads to an absolutely ridiculous argument about colon transplants. Do you see that artery on the side of Beaveman's temple. It looks like it is going to burst.  This is of course inserted during Drippy Steve's very boring UAP ufology update. Man, this guy is almost as much as an energy suck as the Swan when she's destroying our fun.  Nolan makes it interesting by telling us about the search for magic and the occult by the Axis during WWII. If you don't know about that, it is fascinating. The movies were based on reality.  Beaveman brings historical medical information in preparation for next season when he will tackle the great mortality.  All throughout, the Beaveman loses it. This Army veteran would force choke his entire crew if he could. They may like making him snap. Very possible.  Finally, saving the day remotely, is a recording of Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling and his famous joke line. Swan tries and fales. Thanks for hanging with us.  We love you all! Let's keep those downloades, ratings and reviews coming.  Check out our Patreon.  Power Money Sex Our vision is clear. We love you!! https://www.slaptailnation.com/ https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad  
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  Pushing the limits of science and Beaveman's patience Video 20.06.2026 1j 25mnt

  It's that time, time to get Slappin. Have you ever wondered thought to yourself, "Beaveman's dreams can't possibly get more disturbed?" If you thought that, you were wrong. Someone should send this guy to see a psychologist.  Swan brings us the crime report, this week's featured piece of sh!+. This time it's a little bit different. For F sake, the justice system is more inefficient than Drippy Steve's legs. What exactly is wrong with helping the one you love leave the planet on their terms?  A quick update on Beaveman's health leads to an absolutely ridiculous argument about colon transplants. Do you see that artery on the side of Beaveman's temple. It looks like it is going to burst.  This is of course inserted during Drippy Steve's very boring UAP ufology update. Man, this guy is almost as much as an energy suck as the Swan when she's destroying our fun.  Nolan makes it interesting by telling us about the search for magic and the occult by the Axis during WWII. If you don't know about that, it is fascinating. The movies were based on reality.  Beaveman brings historical medical information in preparation for next season when he will tackle the great mortality.  All throughout, the Beaveman loses it. This Army veteran would force choke his entire crew if he could. They may like making him snap. Very possible.  Finally, saving the day remotely, is a recording of Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling and his famous joke line. Swan tries and fales. Thanks for hanging with us.  We love you all! Let's keep those downloades, ratings and reviews coming.  Check out our Patreon.  Power Money Sex Our vision is clear. We love you!! https://www.slaptailnation.com/ https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad  
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  An Underground Country in Ithaca NY: Monstrous Minutes episode -4 18.06.2026 5mnt

  The Dark Lord of Brown-town, JD Hutchins, brings you this weeks strange account of a secret that lies beneath a graveyard in the town of Ithaca NY, USA. 
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  Green children enjoy just the bulb while watching the nightly news from their UFO 14.06.2026 1j 55mnt

  This week, the squad unites to bring you premium idiocy. The Swan comes in hard with a story about a young TV reporter and her tragic end in the year 1974. What drove this young person to such ends. A fascinating tale. Rest in peace Christine Chubbuck.  Then Drippy Steve brings us an interesting tale about one of the missing scientists. Too bad he doesn't have answers to questions that would be commonly asked. Oh well, I guess he tried. What really happened to Melissa Casias?  JD does not disappoint. Have you ever heard of a Fortean event? This one is very intriguing. The story of the green children of Woolpit? Get ready, it's a good one.  The Beaveman brings the fury, or the gag. Don't eat your hair! That's all we are going to say for now. Listen. How does Drippy Steve handle this medical odditie?  Swan wraps it up with some cute jokes. Not too shabby.  Thank you to our listeners around the world. Do us a favor, write a review so we can get pushed up in the algorithms. Thank you, thank you! Check out our Patreon and website.  Give us money. We want three things: Sex, Power, and Money! Full transparency.  https://www.patreon.com/c/theslaptailsquad/membership https://www.slaptailnation.com/
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  Green children enjoy just the bulb while watching the nightly news from their UFO VIDEO 14.06.2026 1j 55mnt

  This week, the squad unites to bring you premium idiocy. The Swan comes in hard with a story about a young TV reporter and her tragic end in the year 1974. What drove this young person to such ends. A fascinating tale. Rest in peace Christine Chubbuck.  Then Drippy Steve brings us an interesting tale about one of the missing scientists. Too bad he doesn't have answers to questions that would be commonly asked. Oh well, I guess he tried. What really happened to Melissa Casias?  JD does not disappoint. Have you ever heard of a Fortean event? This one is very intriguing. The story of the green children of Woolpit? Get ready, it's a good one.  The Beaveman brings the fury, or the gag. Don't eat your hair! That's all we are going to say for now. Listen. How does Drippy Steve handle this medical odditie?  Swan wraps it up with some cute jokes. Not too shabby.  Thank you to our listeners around the world. Do us a favor, write a review so we can get pushed up in the algorithms. Thank you, thank you! Check out our Patreon and website.  Give us money. We want three things: Sex, Power, and Money! Full transparency.  https://www.patreon.com/c/theslaptailsquad/membership https://www.slaptailnation.com/
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  Necro Robotics a Wolf Spider Afterlife: Monstrous Minutes episode -3 10.06.2026 3mnt

  This week, the Trailer Park Monster, Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchins of the Slaptail Squad brings you Monstrous Minutes episode -3. Ever spent hours wondering why spiders curl up into a little ball when they die? Nope, us either. Apparently it is pretty interesting and has possible scientific applications. Sounds oddly interesting, or just odd. But that's the Slaptail Squad and this is Monstrous Minutes.  patreon.com/theslaptailsquad https://www.slaptailnation.com/
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  The Demon Wears a Calico Coat on a Flying Saucer While Listening to Hip Hop-Video 07.06.2026 2j 8mnt

  The Squad unites for typical idiocy. This week's piece of sh!+ is a mixed bag. The first guy is 100% a piece of sh!+. Listen, I don't mean to victim shame, but what was that dog wearing? Seriously, Steven Tyler Swain is one sick...puppy? The second story, well, I think that girl might have game. Good for you Vanessa O' Rourke Steven bores the crap out of everyone with something interesting. It takes a really boring person to take a cool subject like Ufology and make it boring. Drippy Steve pulled it off. The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy hits us with some fast info. Conspiracy, conspiracy theory, or neither.  The Dark Lord of Browntown himself is finally back. This guy goes on vacation more than Drippy Steve goes downtown on cumdumpsters. That's saying something. Listen as JD spins a masterful tale about the 27 curse and the legendary Houston, TX hip hop collective founded by DJ Screw, SUC. Then Beaveman introduces the squad to quite possibly, the world's most terrifying creature. Its all here, wrapped up in a 2 hour, long ass video. Swan takes us home with typical jokes. I have to say, despite the fact that she is a poison ivy riddled, walking corpse, she did pretty well. Maybe she realized that in order to do good comedy, you have to be a tortured soul. Enjoy. patreon.com/theslaptailsquad https://www.slaptailnation.com/  
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  The Demon Wears a Calico Coat on a Flying Saucer While Listening to Hip Hop 07.06.2026 2j 8mnt

  The Squad unites for typical idiocy. This week's piece of sh!+ is a mixed bag. The first guy is 100% a piece of sh!+. Listen, I don't mean to victim shame, but what was that dog wearing? Seriously, Steven Tyler Swain is one sick...puppy? The second story, well, I think that girl might have game. Good for you Vanessa O' Rourke Steven bores the crap out of everyone with something interesting. It takes a really boring person to take a cool subject like Ufology and make it boring. Drippy Steve pulled it off. The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy hits us with some fast info. Conspiracy, conspiracy theory, or neither.  The Dark Lord of Browntown himself is finally back. This guy goes on vacation more than Drippy Steve goes downtown on cumdumpsters. That's saying something. Listen as JD spins a masterful tale about the 27 curse and the legendary Houston, TX hip hop collective founded by DJ Screw, SUC. Then Beaveman introduces the squad to quite possibly, the world's most terrifying creature. Its all here, wrapped up in a 2 hour, long ass podcast. Swan takes us home with typical jokes. I have to say, despite the fact that she is a poison ivy riddled, walking corpse, she did pretty well. Maybe she realized that in order to do good comedy, you have to be a tortured soul. Enjoy.   patreon.com/theslaptailsquad https://www.slaptailnation.com/
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  Monstrous Minutes episode -2: The Dawn of Shape Shifting Robots is here 03.06.2026 3mnt

  You finally did it you morons. Have you not seen Terminator? Shape shifting robots are here.  The Trailer Park Monster breaks it down this week.  Will this help humanity? Are we doomed? You decide.