Distractible

Episode

• Hard or Soft? 01.06.2026 1j 10mnt

  The guys have a good ol' master debate session to answer the burning question: Hard or Soft? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• Fortunately, Unfortunately (Part 2) 25.05.2026 1j 2mnt

  Fortunately, Wade is finally hosting another episode! Unfortunately, he's still bald. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• The Council Of Distractible (Part 3) 18.05.2026 1j 10mnt

  Hear ye, hear ye! The council of three declare new laws for thee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• America vs Europe 11.05.2026 1j 17mnt

  No perfectest crime? Well hey, everyone makes mistakes. Support A Real Good Future at realgoodai.org/donate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• Reverse Charades 04.05.2026 55mnt

  Quick, get flat! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• That Sounds Bad! 27.04.2026 56mnt

  Bob and Wade make everything terrible for Mark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• Mark's One Man Show (Part 2) 20.04.2026 1j 2mnt

  Dear Penthouse Forum, I can't believe it happened to him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• Anything Goes (Part 4) 13.04.2026 1j 5mnt

  Anything is on the table when the horny penguins and metal pipes come out to play. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• Oxford 3000 AND TOO 06.04.2026 1j 6mnt

  Bob decides to raise Mark and Wade's blood pressure, to test their already fragile health. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• That Sounds Good! 30.03.2026 57mnt

  What do book fairs, dentists, and summer camp have in common? Well, the bible says... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• Buy My Thing! 23.03.2026 1j 2mnt

  What happened to Mark at the Oscars, and what's that under Bob's shoe? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• Dicebreakers Too! 16.03.2026 59mnt

  Bob brings back a classic Distractible game, dicier than ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• Friday the 13th 13.03.2026 49mnt

  WARNING: For today only, avoid recording ADR, baking bread, solving math equations, and watching movies starring Will Smith. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• The Smell You Can Lick 09.03.2026 1j 4mnt

  Bob tries to make sense of Mark and Wade's senses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• Best of "Guam" (Compilation) 08.03.2026 22mnt

  PUT THIS COMPILATION IN GUAM! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• Wade's Worst House Issues (Compilation) 07.03.2026 54mnt

  If this compilation proves anything, it's that the Curse Of The Drowned Man is still alive well (despite what certain Bald-Face liars may want to believe.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• Best Of The Render Farm (Compilation) 06.03.2026 1j 44mnt

  E-I-E-I-Oh boy! It's a bountiful harvest in the Distractible Vault tonight, with a collection of Mark's updates on ol' bessy herself: The Render Farm! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• How To ABCs 06.03.2026 52mnt

  Professor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• News Flash! 02.03.2026 56mnt

  Bob and Wade go into the field to bring the hottest, slipperiest, and trippiest scoops to you. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• Ghostly Moments (Compilation) 01.03.2026 52mnt

  Don't look now, but that just might be a spooky new compilation staring back at you in the dark... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices