A Drunk History Of Middle-earth

Episode

• 82 - Evil in Middle-earth and Kintsugi - Chris Wrote an Essay 04.06.2026 52mnt

  Chris Hikes 26 miles dressed as a Hobbit for charity: https://shorturl.at/6AbHfChris pops in to discuss the nature of evil in Middle-earth. He looks at whether Morgoth was really as chaotic as he seemed. Maybe he was a tool used by Eru to further his ultimate plan.The ancient Japanese art of Kintsugi is discussed. The art of making something more beautiful because of its flaws.Ain't no sunshine without rain, is what he's saying.Come discuss fate, free will, paradise and whether humans 'earned' Numenor.
• 81 - Conspiracy Talk 3 08.04.2026 57mnt

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• 80 - Tom Bombadil - Deep as Old Man Willow Roots 10.03.2026 2j 4mnt

  Chris' Charity Bike Ride: https://tinyurl.com/ChrisC2CAfter a long break, Chris and Becca are back to discuss the enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a blue coat and yellow boots, Tom Bombadil. They discuss the jolly fella, as well as a LOT of other stuff, including the history of Buckland, the origin of the name Tom, life in general, charity work, Tom as Eru's playable character in Middle-earth and uncountable other things. We reach levels of philology we didn't think possible.This is a new format for the show. Much deeper and much more conversational. Expect longer episodes going forward.
• 79 - Legendary Loot - Aragorn Part 5 - Heirlooms 31.12.2025 1j 47mnt

  Note: The podcast is going on extended break as life is hectic.As 2025 comes to a close, Chris is solo and discusses some of the most famous relics in Middle-earth. He discusses their long history and how Aragorn came to possess many of them during the events of Lord of the Rings. Some of the legendary loot:The Elfstone/ElessarAnduril/NarsilThe Crown of GondorThe Dragon-helm of Dor-lóminAngrist The Sceptre of AnnúminasThe PalantiriThe Ring of Barahir
• 78 - Aragorn Part 4 - Generational Guilt 11.12.2025 51mnt

  After a long break, we're back with Aragorn Part 4! We cover the war of the ring and the greatest fictional man's demise after a long life.
• 77 - Aragorn Part 3 - A Heartbreaking Lovestory 16.10.2025 1j 21mnt

  We continue our Aragorn series this week. We cover his early life and meeting Arwen. Some deep details on who 'the wise' are, some of the areas in Gondor are fleshed out, and a good sprinkling of philology as always.
• 76 - Aragorn Part 2 - What the Family? 02.10.2025 1j 16mnt

  Buy Chris' book here (available in paperback, Audible or ebook): https://shorturl.at/N6AbXThis week we continue to look at Aragorn. Let's take a look at his family and ancestors and their story. It's erm... Interesting.
• 75 - Guests - Fool of a Took Podcast - Tolkien Nerd Version of the Avengers 21.09.2025 2j 24mnt

  Buy Chris' book here (available in paperback, Audible or ebook): https://shorturl.at/N6AbXFool of a Took Socials: https://shorturl.at/92y3AThis week we're joined by the lovely lads Chris and Pat from the Fool of a Took Podcast. 4 Americans who have a similar goal to us. They bring you to Tolkien in a relaxed, accessible way!Join us for a good long chat about where they are in reading the books, gatekeeping in the Tolkien community (it's bad, don't do it), the history of the Stewards in Gondor, how middle-earth is a mad-max apocalypse, and so much more.Get them wherever you listen, but mainly on YouTube, as they're primarily a video podcast!
• 74 - Aragorn Part 1 - Estel, Elessar, Envinyatar - Names and Titles 04.09.2025 1j 4mnt

  Buy Chris' book here (available in paperback, Audible or ebook): https://shorturl.at/N6AbXThis week we kick off our new big series. It's the man, the myth, the legend, Aragorn II.An incredible deep dive into the names and titles of this man, including Chris and Becca upset at losing 35 minutes of audio that was some of the best that's never been recorded.
• 73 - Corsairs of Umbar - It's a Pirate's Life for Me 20.08.2025 1j 5mnt

  Buy Chris' book here (available in paperback, Audible or ebook): https://shorturl.at/N6AbXThis week we cover the history of Umbar, the troubling region south of Gondor that gave birth to the most famous pirates in Middle-earth.
• 72 - Tales of the Shire review - Relaxed Talk 09.08.2025 50mnt

  Buy Chris' book here (available in paperback or ebook): https://shorturl.at/N6AbXThis week we review Tales of the Shire, A The Lord of the Rings game (no, it's not a typo).It's a relaxed one and we talk about life as we review aspects of the game and overall impressions.
• 71 - Dwarf Wars - 3rd Age - Orcs and Dragons 24.07.2025 1j 3mnt

  Buy Chris' book, the Horror at Beamish Hall, here (available in paperback or ebook): https://shorturl.at/N6AbXChris covers two of the biggest wars that Dwarves were involved in this week. If you've only seen the Hobbit movies, this might come as a bit of a surprise.We dive deep into Dwarf royal bloodlines and some of the coolest battles written by Tolkien.We also find out how Thorin Oakenshield got his name.
• 70 - Tolkien Tage Review - Relaxed Talk 24.06.2025 37mnt

  Buy Chris' book here (available in paperback or ebook): https://shorturl.at/N6AbXMe and Becca pop in for an update on our trip to the wonderful Tolkien Tage festival in Germany. See you soon for our next episode!
• 69 - Nice - Shire and Bree Calendars 27.04.2025 52mnt

  Buy Chris' book here (available in paperback or ebook): https://shorturl.at/N6AbXJoin us this week as we go hard on some lore about the Shire and Bree calendars and the crazy real world history of why Easter is so bloody hard to pin down.Strap in, it's a crazy one.Link to the Tolkien Calendar Project:https://psarando.github.io/shire-reckoning/#tolkien-calendars
• 68 - Middle-earth Conspiracies 2 - Electric Boogaloo 13.04.2025 42mnt

  Buy Chris' book here (available in paperback or ebook): https://shorturl.at/N6AbXChris was indisposed, so I've returned to spill some home truths about the world.In this captivating exploration of Middle Earth, this truther delves into the hidden truths and conspiracies surrounding the Valar, Mount Doom, and the mysterious disappearance of the Entwives. He presents a compelling argument that Mount Doom is not merely a volcano but a clean energy reactor, and that the Valar have a vested interest in keeping Middle Earth in a state of stagnation. The discussion also touches on the enigmatic Nameless Things that consume history and knowledge, posing a dire warning about their influence on the world.
• 67 - Lord of the Flings 30.03.2025 1j 1mnt

  In this episode, we take 20 of the best singletons that middle-earth has to offer and try to find Becca a (fictional) date.Join us for this critically acclaimed gameshow! (Nobody has ever acclaimed this, critically or otherwise).
• 66 - Third Age and Downfall - Sauron Part 9 16.03.2025 57mnt

  'It's gone. It's done.' 'Yes, Mr. Chris... It's over now.'The last episode of the Sauron series. We cover him throughout the Third Age, his downfall, and his failed resurrection in the Fourth Age of Middle-earth.
• 65 - Conspiracy Talk - The Deep State of Middle-earth 28.02.2025 1j 9mnt

  Chris dives deep into the dark corners of Lord of the Rings lore, weaving wild theories about the Valar Deep State, the shadowy forces pulling the strings of Middle-earth, and the hidden truth behind the world's greatest economic power: Gimli, the Dwarf.Is Sauron just a puppet of the higher powers? Did Frodo’s quest play into a larger political scheme? Is Gandalf a terrifying John wick figure?Tune in to find out.
• 64 - The Last Alliance - Sauron Part 8 16.02.2025 52mnt

  In this episode, we dive into Sauron’s return to Mordor after his disastrous beach trip to Númenor, his transformation from deceiver to full-blown terror lord, and the rise of Elendil and his sons in Middle-earth. We break down how Aragorn is connected to Númenor’s good side, the founding of Gondor and Arnor, and the Last Alliance’s war against Sauron. Also, we mourn the Entwives, question Elven leadership skills, and admire some good old fisticuffs.
• 63 - Drunk Commentary - Lord of the Rings 1978 13.02.2025 2j 15mnt

  We get drunk and watch a not great film. It's mainly vibes this one. Araugly.