Bad Movies Rule!

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  #273 - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995): Scene By Scene Riff 24.07.2026 2j 24mnt

  The day has finally come — we're diving deep into Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, the over-the-top sequel that brought back the world's most unhinged pet detective for jungle chaos, sacred bats, rhino disguises, and plenty of "alrighty then" energy. James is joined by Steph (fresh off baby #3), Curt, and Rachel for a wild scene-by-scene breakdown full of laughs, heated debates on Jim Carrey dialed to 11, nostalgia trips, physical comedy gold, and our signature awards (including a record-breaking result in the Trash Can Full of Dirt). Thanks to patron James Gamache for going Full Dudikoff and picking this movie! Expect monk meditations, tribal tests, monster truck chases, and way too much discussion about that rhino scene. Whether you're a die-hard fan who quotes this daily or coming in fresh, this one's a riot. Listen now and join the BMRmy — what's your favorite Ace Ventura moment? Drop it in the comments, Discord, or hit us with a voicemail at (262) 757-8567! Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Noises Off (1992): Scene By Scene Riff Bonus Episode 21.07.2026 2j 11mnt

  As a special bonus today we are dropping a surprise episode of GMR for everyone to enjoy! Join James and the full original cast from the Haylofters 2018 production of Noises Off for a very special "Good Movies Rule!" reunion episode! Rob King, Julie Schmitt, Jesse, Sherry, and Tara dive deep into the 1992 film starring Michael Caine, Carol Burnett, Christopher Reeve, and John Ritter — while swapping hilarious stories from staging the chaotic backstage farce eight years ago. From sardines and slamming doors to pantomime mayhem in Act 2, prop table destruction, underwear quick-changes, and that unforgettable "Oh my God!" moment, this is a love letter to community theater, the magic (and stress) of live performance, and why this play-within-a-play still cracks us up. Expect plenty of nostalgia, favorite bits, theater war stories, and our signature awards. If you've ever been in a show that felt like it was falling apart in the best way possible, this one's for you. Grab the popcorn (and maybe some sardines) and join the BMRmy! Listen now — and if a local theater near you is doing Noises Off, go see it live. You won't regret it. Support the show: https://patreon.com/badmoviesrule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Mailbag: Fast & Furious fall out & A Knight's Tale argument 20.07.2026 1j 20mnt

  It's Mailbag time on Bad Movies Rule! — the crew dives into your emails, voicemails, and physical packages while sharing wild stories, defending (or roasting) movies, and keeping the laughs rolling. James, Clint, Ryan, and guests open a mysterious Blu-ray gift (Tod Browning's Sideshow Shockers), debate Rufus Sewell’s Trash Can worthiness in A Knight’s Tale, tackle the endless 2 Fast 2 Furious wars, and get guitar talk from Lance Guest fans. Plus: a dream about Dan Aykroyd as a cyborg, Jennifer Garner apology hour, South African snack requests and Arnold line remixes, Highlander & wrestling deep cuts, mayor-mandated HR drama, Twilight scheduling updates, and heartfelt listener stories from across the map (including mission trips, chemo positivity, and podcast inspiration). Send your mail to thisistrashatgmail.com or (262) 757-8567, and don’t forget the P.O. Box — physical packages always get opened first. New episodes drop weekly! Send to Bad Movies Rule PO Box 383 Burlington, WI 53105 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  #271 - Above the Law (1988): Scene by Scene Riff 17.07.2026 2j 27mnt

  Nico Toscani is a Chicago cop with a mysterious CIA past, a ponytail in progress, and a serious allergy to anyone thinking they're above the law — especially when that includes corrupt feds, mobsters, and a certain knife-wielding villain with a face that looks borrowed. Steven Seagal's debut vehicle mixes gritty cop drama, over-the-top action, and enough plot twists to make you wonder if the script was written by committee… or butter injections. In this week's episode, James, Dave, Bob, and Mel dive scene-by-scene into Seagal's first big swing. They break down the wild Vietnam backstory, the legendary car hood ride, the church bombing, bodega brawls, and that unforgettable "keep the change, you filthy animal" cameo. Expect plenty of laughs at the hair, the flips, the running form, the shoe throw, and whether this is peak early Seagal or the beginning of the end. They also hand out the awards (including a rare tie for the Will Patton), debate if this is a "bad movie that rules" or just straight-up bad, and wonder what Arnold or Kurt Russell could've done with the same material. Plus: Pam Grier in the car, Sharon Stone with random babies, and why this movie feels like three different films fighting for dominance. Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Mailbag: Jeremy Renner, Billy Zane & Fried Chicken 13.07.2026 1j 11mnt

  The crew opens up a ton of awesome physical fan mail — including new DVDs for the BMR Reacts pile (Dream a Little Dream, Plan 9 from Outer Space, It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, and more), plus another wild care package from James Clemens complete with extreme heat, Pepto Bismol, and pickle potion. We dive into your emails and voicemails featuring: - Celebrity encounter stories (Jeremy Renner pre-Hurt Locker, baby Catherine Bach/Daisy Duke, Billy Zane signed Demon Knight VHS) - Fan updates, food rants (Bojangles & Cook Out supremacy), and life stories - Highlander universe deep dive, arm wrestling theories, horror movie advice, and plenty of laughs Plus musical chairs, the return of the Chicken Lady (sorry Kurt), and more ridiculous tangents. Thank you to every single person who wrote in, called, or sent packages — you make these episodes possible! Reach out: 📧 thisshowistrash@gmail.com ☎️ (262) 757-8567 📬 Bad Movies Rule! PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 New to the show? Hit subscribe and check out our full reaction playlist on the BMR Reacts channel! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  #270 - 2 Fast 2 Furious: A Scene By Scene Riff 10.07.2026 2j 27mnt

  The BMR crew is back for more quarter-mile chaos (and whatever the hell that bridge jump was) as we dive into 2 Fast 2 Furious! James, Clint, Bob, and Joe reunite to roast the Paul Walker/Tyreese Gibson bromance, Ludacris in a full-body jumpsuit, Cole Hauser’s rat torture tactics, and enough ejector seat talk to make you question physics. From Orange Julius-sponsored street races to houseboat showdowns and that legendary car-on-boat stunt, this one’s packed with early-2000s Miami vibes, terrible cop plots, and non-stop tangents. We debate if this is the weakest Fast film, hand out awards (including the most cursed supporting performances), and deliver our final verdicts. Buckle up — it’s bad, it’s furious, and it’s exactly what the BMRmy ordered. Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Highlander (1986) - Good Movies Rule PREVIEW 08.07.2026 17mnt

  This is an extended sample from our full 2+ hour discussion on Highlander, and we can't wait to talk about this cult classic. Want the whole thing? Click the link below to become a Patreon supporter! https://www.patreon.com/badmoviesrule We were all shocked when this one landed on GMR instead of BMR — Patrick fully expected to feed us a stinker, but Highlander (7.0 IMDb, strong critic/audience scores) showed up ready to rumble. Join us as we dive into this cult classic with Christopher Lambert as Connor MacLeod, Sean Connery as the fabulous Spanish-Egyptian mentor Ramirez, and Clancy Brown absolutely dominating as the unhinged Kurgan. We break down the epic sword fights (parking garage brawl, rooftop chaos, and that mountain training montage), the killer Queen soundtrack, Canon Films chaos, immortal rules, ridiculous accents, and why this 80s gem still hits with nostalgia, practical effects, and unhinged energy. Expect wrestling tangents, quickening breakdowns, Heather’s heartbreaking scenes, and our full awards (clean sweep for Clancy Brown’s intensity!). A fun, heartfelt episode celebrating a movie that’s better than it has any right to be. There can be only one… and this one rules. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Mailbag: Is Buffy a superhero & the hottest chocolate ever! 06.07.2026 1j 16mnt

  Full crew mailbag alert! James, Clint, Joe, Curt, Dave, Bob and Mel dive into physical mail with a brutal Hellfire chocolate challenge, Murder by Death on Blu-ray, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, and more. We tackle deserted island actor picks, Buffy superhero debates, Pumpkin Carver suggestions, HR vs. Mayor drama, and live show hype for Smokey Tony’s on July 25th. Plus international love from Scotland & South Africa, Jack Deen voicemails, and plenty of laughs. Physical mail to P.O. Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105. Emails to thisshowistrash@gmail.com or call (262) 757-8567 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  #269 - Unmasking the Idol (1986) | Pure Chaos, Scene by Scene 03.07.2026 2j 35mnt

  James, Mattila, Nicole, and Danger Dave dive headfirst into the gloriously ridiculous 1986 ninja action flick Unmasking the Idol! Expect chainmail masks, a weather balloon escape, the most intelligent baboon in cinema history (Boone!), piranha pits, a hot tub full of ninjas, and more questionable decision-making than you can shake a throwing star at. This one starts strong with over-the-top action and only gets wilder from there. The crew roasts the plot holes, debates whether it’s a parody or just straight-up unhinged, and tries to survive the slowest, most balloon-dependent mission in movie history. Is it a bad movie that rules? Tune in to find out! Free on Prime — watch it, then tell us your favorite (or least favorite) moment. Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  From Russia With Love (1963) - Die Another Episode PREVIEW 30.06.2026 17mnt

  This is an extended sample from our new James Bond show, Die Another Episode, and we can't wait to talk through every James Bond movie! Want the whole thing? Click the link below to become a Patreon supporter! https://www.patreon.com/badmoviesrule James and Chuck dive into the second Bond film — the one that truly made 007 a global phenomenon — while a massive thunderstorm tries to wash them (and the new studio) off the map. Soaked shorts, bare feet on the third floor during a tornado watch, thunder on cue, and zero shoes? They break down the bigger budget, exotic locations, and the squad that returned from Dr. No (same director, same writers, even more grand scale). Robert Shaw as the chilling Grant, Lotte Lenya’s brass-knuckled Rosa Klebb, a very young Daniela Bianchi as Tatiana, the debut of Q and his briefcase of wonders, gypsy camp chaos, that legendary train fight, helicopter mayhem, boat chases, and all the tropes this movie cemented for the franchise. Expect plenty of tangents: leg doubles, poison shoes, Spectre’s loudspeaker addiction, chess tournament stress, and whether red wine really does go with fish. Plus heartfelt chat about why this one still hits so hard. If you love the riffs, the breakdowns, and surviving natural disasters just to talk Bond with the boys, this one’s a blast. Grab your martini (shaken, not stirred) and join us! Thanks for supporting the show — your patronage keeps the lights on (and the rain off our shorts). What did you think of From Russia with Love? Drop your thoughts in the comments! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Mailbag: Last Action Hero & Burning Door Debate Rages On! 29.06.2026 1j 12mnt

  James and Clint hold down the fort (with Bob & Joe crashing later) for a stacked mailbag full of physical mail! Nathan delivers an unbelievable Last Action Hero Jack Slater standee that had the studio losing it, plus postcards, movie gifts, and fan letters. We dive into Bermuda Triangle suggestions, Fist of Jesus action, Freaked, car vs. bike movie debates, burning door science experiments, and more. Heartfelt stories, live show hype for Smokey Tony’s on July 25th, and plenty of laughs. Send physical mail to P.O. Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105. Emails to thisshowistrash@gmail.com or voicemails to (262) 757-8567. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  #268 - Over the Top (1987) 26.06.2026 2j 23mnt

  Sylvester Stallone climbs into the cab, flips his hat backwards, and turns into a truck for the ultimate arm-wrestling father-son redemption tour in Over the Top (1987)! We’re hauling a full load of sweaty truck stops, Kenny Loggins montages, military school attitude, and real-life arm wrestling legends as we finally tackle the movie you’ve been begging us to cover. Join James, Mel Vande, Danger Dave, and Brian as they break down Stallone’s poignant (and completely ridiculous) dramedy about deadbeat dads, Bowflex pull-downs in the cab, and one very determined grandpa. Expect plenty of “meet me halfway across the sky” sing-alongs, debates over whether the kid is a prick or just misunderstood, and way too much discussion about tuna salad and lot lizards. Bad movies rule. This one might actually rule a little too hard. Listen now and tell us: did Lincoln Hawk change your life, or are you still Team Grandpa? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Lance Guest: Talking The Last Starfighter & Jaws: The Revenge 23.06.2026 39mnt

  We’re joined by the legendary Lance Guest for a fantastic conversation! From getting chased by Michael Myers in Halloween II as a young ambulance driver to carrying The Last Starfighter as the lead at just 23 years old, Lance takes us through his rapid rise and what it felt like stepping onto that massive sci-fi set. We also dive deep into Jaws: The Revenge, including the wild true story of Michael Caine literally saving his life on set, the chaotic reshoots, and why his character became the ultimate voice of the audience. Lance shares thoughtful insights on acting against invisible effects, building character arcs, and the realities of big studio productions. Plus: his under-the-radar gem The Wizard of Loneliness, playing music, and more! A heartfelt, funny, and insightful episode with one of the nicest guys in the business. Don’t miss it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Black Dynamite Love, Demon Knight Plot Holes & Smokey Tony’s Live Show Hype 22.06.2026 1j 3mnt

  Another stacked BMR Mailbag is here! Norman blesses us with epic Hulk Hogan artwork (plus some accent requests), Mayor Ryan Mueller shuts down Barbara from HR and approves the pizza party, and the crew debates Monopoly pieces, car movies, and wrestler-turned-actors. We get Demon Knight plot hole fixes, Black Dynamite love, Madhouse memories, and a heartfelt call from Trey keeping us company during a tough hospital wait. Plus live show hype with Josh Bowman, D&D one-shot talk, and fudge care package incoming! Email us at thisshowistrash@gmail.com or call (262) 757-8567. Physical mail to P.O. Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105. See you at Smokey Tony’s on July 25th! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  #267 - The Phantom (1996) 19.06.2026 2j 30mnt

  The BMR crew dives headfirst into the purple-tights jungle madness of The Phantom (1996) starring Billy Zane, Kristy Swanson, Treat Williams, and a very young Catherine Zeta-Jones! From skull-chasing pirates and moon vines to ghost dads, super pistols, and one of the most confusing origin stories ever put on film, this episode is packed with unhinged riffs, dolphin milk debates, bridge disasters, and plenty of "how did we get here?" moments. The guys break down the campy action, questionable superpowers, and why this 1930s pulp throwback still has a dedicated cult following. Featuring Ryan Mueller, Ryan Madel, and Brian Draws Movies. Whether you're a longtime Phantom fan or watching for the first time, this one's a wild ride through the Bengali jungle and beyond. Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Casper Van Dien: Johnny Rico Himself on Starship Troopers, Patrick Muldoon & Bug Slaying Games! 16.06.2026 1j 8mnt

  Johnny Rico himself, Casper Van Dien, joins the Bad Movies Rule! crew for a heartfelt, hilarious, and bug-stomping deep dive into Starship Troopers! Casper opens up about stepping into the iconic role, the military roots that shaped his performance, Paul Verhoeven’s razor-sharp satire, and the unbreakable off-screen brotherhood with Patrick Muldoon and Denise Richards. From John Wayne homages in Starship Troopers 3 to replacing his best friend in a brand-new film, “kill them all” stories, military family pride, and why Rico remains one of the all-time great “idiots who steps up,” this one is packed with laughs, respect, and genuine emotion. Plus: Casper recommends the cheesiest movie in his filmography for your next BMR watch party, talks video game voice work, and personally invites the BMRmy to drop into his Twitch streams and join the Roughnecks in Starship Troopers: Extermination. If you love practical effects, unhinged 90s action, and real talk from the people who made the magic happen, this episode is for you. Kill them all… and then come back for more. 🔥 Subscribe, leave a review, and tell a friend! Support the show on Patreon for bonus episodes, early access, and to help keep the new studio running: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Join the conversation in the Discord and hit up Casper’s streams. What’s your favorite Casper Van Dien moment or Starship Troopers memory? Drop it in the comments or send a voice note! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tom Cruise Land, Battlefield Earth Regrets & Janitor Drama 15.06.2026 1j 4mnt

  Welcome back to the BMR Mailbag! James, Clint, and Ryan dive into a massive pile of emails and voicemails while James admits he forgot to check the P.O. Box again. Nate the Great shares his wild Billy Zane VHS story (and a disappointing Pauly Shore meet-and-greet), we get Ernest Goes to Jail hype, Tom Cruise Land theme park pitches, Battlefield Earth rating regrets, and the return of everyone’s favorite disgruntled janitor. Plus HR drama, chicken lady callbacks, soundtrack talk, and the official BMR Hits the Spot playlist drop. Send your emails to thisshowistrash@gmail.com or call (262) 757-8567. Physical mail to P.O. Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  #266 - Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995) 12.06.2026 2j 42mnt

  Join the BMR crew for a blood-soaked, booger-demon-filled ride through Tales from the Crypt Presents: Demon Knight (1995)! Billy Zane is an absolute menace (in the best way) as the slick, seductive Collector, squaring off against William Sadler's brooding hero Brayker in a converted church turned last stand. Throw in Jada Pinkett Smith, Thomas Haden Church, CCH Pounder, and a whole crew of desert weirdos, and you've got non-stop practical effects mayhem, exploding heads, green lightning, and enough "hot and squishy" tangents to make the Crypt Keeper blush. The crew dives deep into the over-the-top gore, killer one-liners, '90s horror vibes, and why those practical demon transformations still hit harder than modern CGI slop. Expect unhinged riffs, Arnold recast debates, nipple battery debates, and plenty of heartfelt (and ridiculous) crew banter as they decide if this one earns its spot among the bad movies that rule. If you're craving bloody siege horror, charismatic demons, and laughs with the BMRmy, this episode is your ticket. Lock the doors, grab the holy blood, and join the ride! Support the show: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.comVoicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Pee Wee's Big Adventure (1985) - Good Movies Rule PREVIEW 09.06.2026 19mnt

  This is an extended sample from our full 2+ hour discussion on Pee Wee's Big Adventure, and we can't wait to talk about Paul Reuben's cult classic. Want the whole thing? Click the link below to become a Patreon supporter! https://www.patreon.com/badmoviesrule James, Curt, Clint & Joe recap Pee Wee's Big Adventure to decide if it deserves it's title as a 80s cult classic or was it overhyped? The Crow stars Paul Reubens, Elizabeth Daily, Mark Holton, Diane Louise Salinger and Judd Omen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Bloodsport Nut Shots, Brandon Lee Connections & Knight’s Tale Drama 08.06.2026 1j 4mnt

  The Bad Movies Rule crew dives into another packed mailbag episode! Joel sends an incredible custom-wrapped trailer package complete with Batman Lego, while fans deliver hilarious letters and voicemails. Highlights include: A listener’s epic Bloodsport loading dock story featuring Van Damme’s legendary palm strike to the “wonton” gut, Dim Mak payoff debate, and how the movie saved the day. Fanfic chaos from Eric (things get... intense). Voicemails on Brandon Lee’s stunt double Chad Stahelski (John Wick connection), his roles in Showdown in Little Tokyo with Dolph Lundgren, and more. Heartwarming community support for Matt during his mom’s surgery. John’s gallery of celebrity “Dicks” (Van Dyke, Clark, Miller, Dreyfuss), snail breeding horror stories, a Madeline Kahn-named kitten, mouth guitar/talk box talk, and an HR prank call. Knight’s Tale final review drama from Johnny Go Lab. Updates on the Smoky Tony’s North Carolina recording trip, plus teases for new interviews with Major Payne’s Stephen Martini and Casper Van Dien (Johnny Rico from Starship Troopers). Plus laughs about awards drama, Lego Batman, Austrian Oak corrections, and the always supportive BMR Discord family. Physical mail always gets priority — send yours to the P.O. Box! Bad Movies Rule PO Box 383 Burlington, WI 53105 Email: ThisShowIsTrash@Gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices