Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond

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  Tea Time (ep229) Pt.2 - What the Hell Were Millennials Doing on the Internet? 10.08.2026 53mnt

  Millennials were truly unsupervised on the internet. In Millennials Online Part 2, Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond dive back into the chaotic, embarrassing and completely unhinged world of growing up online before anyone knew what they were doing. We're talking Tumblr, AIM, Omegle, early social media, online friendships, internet crushes, embarrassing teenage internet stories, printing out private conversations, fake identities, questionable decisions, and the absolutely wild things millennials thought were normal on the early internet. And then things take a very special turn into the world of Harry Potter fan fiction. If you grew up with the family computer, AIM, Tumblr, LiveJournal, MySpace, Omegle, fan fiction and the terrifying freedom of being online with absolutely no supervision, this episode is basically a digital time capsule of your childhood. Gabby and Harper-Rose spill the tea on some truly insane millennial internet stories while asking the important question: what the hell were we thinking? Expect millennial humor, internet nostalgia, 2000s nostalgia, funny stories, true stories, embarrassing memories, chaotic storytelling and the kind of unhinged commentary that could only happen on Tea Time. ☕️ Welcome to Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond. If you love comedy podcasts, funny storytelling, millennial nostalgia, early internet culture, chaotic personal stories and unfiltered conversations, subscribe for more. #Millennials #MillennialHumor #InternetNostalgia #ComedyPodcast #2000sNostalgia ☕ Submit your stories for future episodes teatimestories42069@gmail.com ☕ Subscribe for more listener stories, comedy storytelling, and unhinged conversations. ☕ Leave a comment with your favorite moment from this week's chaos. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Join our new Membership channel right here on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMnl2Nk5B-ONmUh6jF5MP9A/join 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:03:55 STORY - Fired for Tumblr 00:12:19 STORY - Hard Copies 00:20:28 STORY - Blackmailed from Omegle 00:26:35 STORY - Fake AIM account 00:30:25 STORY - Harry Potter Fan Fiction 00:42:45 STORY - Feet with a Smile 00:47:29 Join us for another FULL HOUR on Patreon and Memberships! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tea Time (ep228) Have You Ever Been Haunted By Your Own Past? 03.08.2026 1j 11mnt

  What still haunts you years later? This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're reading some of the wildest, funniest, darkest, and most unexpectedly emotional listener stories we've ever received. From toxic relationships and internet catfishing to childhood regrets, embarrassing confessions, creepy online experiences, and life-changing mistakes, these are the true stories that still live rent-free in people's minds. Get access to 160+ lab tests for $1/day, member pricing on advanced imaging, plus a $25 credit with code HONK25 @ http://functionhealth.com/honk As always, Gabby and Harper-Rose somehow turn trauma into comedy with completely unhinged commentary, brutally honest conversations, and nonstop laughter. If you love hilarious podcasts, Reddit-style stories, confession videos, true storytelling, relationship drama, internet chaos, or chaotic best friend energy, you've found your people. Whether you're here for funny true stories, tea spilling, listener confessions, relationship stories, comedy podcasts, or outrageous internet drama, grab your tea and join us. Subscribe for weekly episodes featuring listener submissions, unbelievable true stories, relationship disasters, internet culture, awkward moments, and comedy that feels like hanging out with your funniest friends. Topics in this episode: What's haunting you? Toxic relationships Internet catfish stories Childhood regrets Online predators & early internet memories Relationship red flags Funny confessions Emotional healing Chaotic listener stories Comedy storytelling #TeaTimePodcast #GabbyLamb #HarperRoseDrummond #ComedyPodcast #FunnyStories #Storytime #Confessions #TeaSpilling #RelationshipStories #TrueStories ☕ Submit your stories for future episodes teatimestories42069@gmail.com ☕ Subscribe for more listener stories, comedy storytelling, and unhinged conversations. ☕ Leave a comment with your favorite moment from this week's chaos. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Join our new Membership channel right here on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMnl2Nk5B-ONmUh6jF5MP9A/join 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome To Tea Time 00:05:52 STORY - Romance in the Psych Ward 00:18:28 STORY - Gay Online Gamer 00:39:27 STORY - Do You Believe in Soul Ties? 01:05:37 Join us on Patreon or our new Memberships Page on Youtbube! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tea Time (ep227) What's the Craziest Thing You've Ever Done Under the Influence? 27.07.2026 1j 3mnt

  Ever done something so chaotic that you still think about it years later? This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're reading 100% true listener-submitted stories about being under the influence. From acid trips gone horribly wrong and blackout drinking to psychedelic disasters, revenge spirals, embarrassing confessions, addiction, sobriety, and the funniest bad decisions imaginable, these stories somehow get more unhinged with every email. Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at http://Lolablankets.com by using code HONK at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. We dive into hilarious true stories, emotional recovery journeys, cringe-worthy drug experiences, DUI disasters, awkward hookups, terrible decisions, and the kind of chaos that only real life can produce. As always, Gabby and Harper-Rose bring their brutally honest commentary, dark humor, and relatable storytelling that has made Tea Time one of the internet's favorite comedy podcasts. If you love comedy podcasts, true confessions, Reddit-style stories, "Am I The A**hole?" energy, embarrassing life stories, wild party stories, or chaotic listener submissions, you're in the right place. Featuring: True drug stories Alcohol disaster stories Psychedelic trip stories Addiction & recovery stories Embarrassing confessions Funny storytelling Listener submissions 👍 Like, comment with your favorite forgotten internet memory, and subscribe for new episodes every week! ☕ Submit your stories for future episodes teatimestories42069@gmail.com ☕ Subscribe for more listener stories, comedy storytelling, and unhinged conversations. ☕ Leave a comment with your favorite moment from this week's chaos. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Join our new Membership channel right here on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMnl2Nk5B-ONmUh6jF5MP9A/join 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com #funnypodcast #comedypodcast #truestories #disturbingstories #shockingconfessions #listenerstories #Redditstories #darkhumor #storytimepodcast #teaspilling #TeaTimePodcast #GabbyLamb #harperrosedrummond 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:05:55 STORY - Mourning, Bday, Cheating, Revenge, Jail 00:21:47 STORY - Daisy and Chud on Acid in an abandoned factory 00:33:49 STORY - Lee’s Acid Story 00:44:12 STORY - What Happened to Your Leg? 00:50:52 STORY - Drinking at 13 00:59:27 Join us on Patreon or our new Memberships Page on Youtbube! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tea Time (ep226) How Did We Survive the Early Internet? 20.07.2026 1j 1mnt

  Did growing up online permanently change Millennials? We think so. This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're taking a hilarious trip back to the Wild West of the internet—when Omegle, MySpace, AIM Instant Messenger, early YouTube, chat rooms, and completely unregulated websites shaped an entire generation. Taking care of your health just got easier - start here with ZocDoc: https://zocdoc.com/HONK #sponsored We read unbelievable listener stories about growing up online, talk about the absolute chaos of the early internet, reminisce about MySpace profiles, AIM away messages, Omegle disasters, catfishing, and all the weird corners of the web that somehow became a universal millennial experience. If you remember logging onto the family computer after school, customizing your MySpace profile, waiting for your AIM crush to come online, or surviving the lawless internet before modern social media, this episode is for you. Expect outrageous stories, chaotic nostalgia, unhinged comedy, and the kind of conversations only Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond can deliver. Whether you're here for millennial humor, internet nostalgia, comedy podcasts, storytelling, or hilarious true stories, grab your tea and join us. Topics include: - Omegle stories - MySpace nostalgia - AIM Instant Messenger - Early YouTube - Chat rooms - Millennial internet culture - Growing up online - Funny true stories 👍 Like, comment with your favorite forgotten internet memory, and subscribe for new episodes every week! ☕ Submit your stories for future episodes teatimestories42069@gmail.com ☕ Subscribe for more listener stories, comedy storytelling, and unhinged conversations. ☕ Leave a comment with your favorite moment from this week's chaos. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com #funnypodcast #comedypodcast #truestories #disturbingstories #shockingconfessions #listenerstories #Redditstories #darkhumor #storytimepodcast #teaspilling #TeaTimePodcast #GabbyLamb #harperrosedrummond 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:14:52 STORY - Last Omegle Ever 00:20:40 STORY - 2 Girls (you know the rest) 00:30:11 STORY - I was a MySpace Catfish 00:42:15 STORY - Omegle Made Me Gay 00:48:00 STORY - Adam for Adam 55:00:00 Join us on Patreon or our new Memberships Page on Youtbube! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tea Time (ep225) Snitches Get... STORIES 13.07.2026 47mnt

  Ever been snitched on? Or were you the snitch? This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're reading the funniest, wildest, and most unbelievable listener confession stories about snitching, betrayal, cheating, friendship drama, toxic relationships, and getting caught. From middle school tattletales to accidental life-changing betrayals, these true stories somehow get more chaotic with every submission. Expect hilarious commentary, unhinged reactions, and the kind of tea that only the Honks could deliver. If you love funny podcasts, true story podcasts, confession stories, storytime videos, Reddit-style storytelling, relationship drama, and messy real-life situations, this episode is for you. Subscribe for new episodes every week featuring hilarious listener stories, comedy, relationships, awkward moments, internet drama, and chaotic life experiences. Featuring: - Snitch stories - Funny confessions - True listener stories - Friendship betrayal - School cheating stories - Relationship drama - Tea spilling - Comedy podcast - Storytime podcast - Chaotic real-life stories #TeaTimePodcast #ComedyPodcast #Storytime #Confessions #FunnyPodcast #SnitchStories #TeaSpilling ☕ Submit your stories for future episodes teatimestories42069@gmail.com ☕ Subscribe for more listener stories, comedy storytelling, and unhinged conversations. ☕ Leave a comment with your favorite moment from this week's chaos. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:00:57 Snitched on for cheating 00:03:04 Yelp is Snitch Energy 00:07:25 STORY - Unprotected Sex and Self Snitch 00:12:32 STORY - Cheer Snitch 00:15:59 STORY - Ratchet Pimp Snitch 00:22:51 STORY - Homeless Line Cook 00:31:35 STORY - Finger Blast 00:35:00 STORY - Late in life Lesbian 00:42:48 Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tea Time (ep224) These Disturbing Confessions Actually Broke Us... 06.07.2026 55mnt

  Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond is back with one of the most unhinged episodes we've ever recorded. This week, you sent us the most disturbing true stories you've ever experienced, and somehow they were even worse than we imagined. From creepy encounters and horrifying family secrets to bizarre medical stories, shocking confessions, and absolutely unbelievable listener submissions, this episode completely broke our brains. Some stories were honestly too graphic to share... but you know us—we read them anyway. If you love funny podcasts, dark comedy, true stories, Reddit-style storytelling, tea spilling, shocking confessions, and chaotic listener submissions, you're in the right place. Subscribe for new episodes every week and join thousands of listeners who love the internet's most chaotic comedy podcast. ☕ Submit your stories for future episodes teatimestories42069@gmail.com ☕ Subscribe for more listener stories, comedy storytelling, and unhinged conversations. ☕ Leave a comment with your favorite moment from this week's chaos. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com #funnypodcast #comedypodcast #truestories #disturbingstories #shockingconfessions #listenerstories #Redditstories #darkhumor #storytimepodcast #teaspilling #TeaTimePodcast #GabbyLamb #harperrosedrummond 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:03:00 STORY - At Risk Youth 00:14:05 STORY - Creepy Customer 00:21:39 STORY - The worst story we've ever read 00:29:27 STORY - Bloody Sheets 00:33:10 STORY - Tammy's Extra Hole 00:37:51 This is the most haunted prompt 00:39:05 STORY - No No, Absolutely Not 00:46:25 STORY - Trauma Bonding with the Plug 00:50:05 Join us on Patreon / Next Weeks Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tea Time (ep223) The Biggest Life Lessons Learned the Hard Way 29.06.2026 1j 6mnt

  What happens when life teaches you lessons the hard way? This week on **Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond**, we're reading hilarious, chaotic, and surprisingly emotional listener stories about the biggest life lessons they've learned. From relationship red flags and toxic dating stories to embarrassing mistakes, terrible decisions, and hard-earned wisdom, this episode has everything: comedy, true storytelling, and plenty of unhinged commentary. One listener shares a heartbreaking story about dating a severely mentally ill and emotionally abusive boyfriend who slowly isolated her from her friends and family. The biggest takeaway? Never stop investing in your support system—even when you're in love. It's one of the most important relationship lessons we've ever read. Expect: • Funny listener stories • Dating disasters • Relationship red flags • Toxic relationship lessons • Friendship advice • Comedy podcast chaos • Tea spilling • Honest conversations • Unfiltered opinions • Plenty of laughs If you love comedy podcasts, relationship stories, confession podcasts, Reddit-style stories, and chaotic best friend conversations, you're in the right place. 👍 Like, Subscribe, and leave a comment telling us the biggest life lesson you've learned—we may read it on a future episode! #TeaTimePodcast #ComedyPodcast #RelationshipStories #DatingStories #LifeLessons #ListenerStories #TeaSpilling #StorytimePodcast #GabbyLamb #HarperRoseDrummond ☕ Submit your stories for future episodes teatimestories42069@gmail.com ☕ Subscribe for more listener stories, comedy storytelling, and unhinged conversations. ☕ Leave a comment with your favorite moment from this week's chaos. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:00:53 Last Week of PRIDE 00:02:46 STORY - Emotional Regulation 00:05:58 STORY - Caught via iCloud 00:17:06 STORY - Never Trust a 10 Incher 00:21:22 STORY - Aspiring Twitch Streamer 00:33:33 STORY - I met a ghost and learned a lesson 00:45:15 No More Unsolicited Ghost Stories! 00:46:24 STORY - Last time I ask A Man Out 01:00:54 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tea Time (ep222) PRIVATE HABITS - The Secret Lives of Honks: Weird Habits & Hidden Rituals 22.06.2026 51mnt

  This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're diving into the most hilarious, embarrassing, and downright unhinged secret confessions our listeners have been hiding from the world. From bizarre private rituals and weird habits nobody wants caught on camera to anonymous stories that should probably stay in the group chat, this episode is packed with funny stories, relatable humor, chaotic confessions, and tea-spilling moments that prove we're all a little strange when nobody's watching. If you love comedy podcasts, anonymous confessions, storytelling podcasts, embarrassing true stories, listener-submitted chaos, and candid conversations, grab a drink and join us for one of the funniest Tea Time episodes yet. Expect: - Secret confessions - Weird private habits - Anonymous listener stories - Relatable embarrassing moments - Chaotic comedy - Unfiltered conversations - Peak Tea Time energy Subscribe for more weekly comedy, storytelling, and listener-submitted chaos from Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond. #TeaTimePodcast #SecretConfessions #ComedyPodcast #FunnyStories #AnonymousConfessions #StorytellingPodcast #TeaSpilling #RelatableHumor #UnhingedPodcast ☕ Submit your stories for future episodes teatimestories42069@gmail.com ☕ Subscribe for more listener stories, comedy storytelling, and unhinged conversations. ☕ Leave a comment with your favorite moment from this week's chaos. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea TIme! 00:04:24 Weird Bad Habits 00:12:05 STORY - Hamster Mode 00:16:45 STORY - Narration 00:25:49 STORY - Plucking Hairs 00:38:25 STORY - Love My Reflection 00:41:28 STORY - Skin off my lips 00:41:48 STORY - Scabby Nose 00:43:14 STORY - Booger Meal 00:45:58 Fudruckers Winner! 00:46:58 Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tea Time (ep221) CATCHING UP - Family Drama, Facebook Scams & Airport Chaos 15.06.2026 59mnt

  This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're finally catching up on the unread listener stories that have been piling up—and things get chaotic fast. From unbelievable family drama and wild true stories to relationship messes, internet scams, tea spilling, and life experiences that sound completely made up, this episode delivers everything you love about a comedy podcast with listener submissions. Along the way, Gabby and Harper somehow end up discussing dating, Facebook rabbit holes, mental health spirals, Fuddruckers, and a whole lot of nonsense. If you're into funny podcasts, storytime podcasts, chaotic life stories, relationship drama, family secrets, and comedians reacting to unbelievable real-life situations, this episode is for you. ☕ Submit your stories for future episodes teatimestories42069@gmail.com ☕ Subscribe for more listener stories, comedy storytelling, and unhinged conversations. ☕ Leave a comment with your favorite moment from this week's chaos. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:02:49 Hollywood Fringe Festival 00:04:16 New Yitties 00:07:37 STORY - Mom in psychosis 00:17:13 Fudruckers Giveaway 00:21:26 Back to the story! (mom in psychosis) 00:34:50 STORY - Airport Shame 00:44:00 STORY - A small dilemma 00:54:17 Join us on Patreon! #TeaTimePodcast #GabbyLamb #HarperRoseDrummond #ListenerStories #ComedyPodcast #StorytimePodcast #TeaSpilling #FamilyDrama #RelationshipDrama #TrueStoriesPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tea Time (ep220) AM I THE A-HOLE? 01.06.2026 39mnt

  Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond is back with another chaotic installment of "Am I The A$$hole?"—where listeners submit their messiest dilemmas and let the girls decide who's in the wrong. This week, Gabby and Harper dive into stories about postpartum relationship struggles, emotionally unavailable partners, dating after divorce, toxic friendships, messy breakups, cat-litter self-defense, and the eternal question: when do you walk away? Expect unhinged commentary, questionable life advice, oversharing, relationship tea, friendship drama, and plenty of laughs as the hosts weigh in on listener-submitted stories and determine who deserves redemption—and who might actually be the a-hole. If you love AITA stories, relationship drama, comedy podcasts, true storytelling, and brutally honest conversations, this episode is for you. Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://ZocDoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 Donate to Gabby's Fundraiser - Salam Charity https://www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/gabbys_appeal_for_emergency_aid More info - https://www.salamcharity.org.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/fromnadawithlove_/ 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:35 Appearance on a movie podcast 00:02:40 STORY - Intrusive Thoughts 00:16:00 STORY - Nesting 00:19:58 STORY - The Litter Scoop 00:29:09 STORY - Bummer Friend 00:35:17 Join us on Patreon! #TeaTimePodcast #GabbyLamb #HarperRoseDrummond #AITA #AmITheAsshole #ComedyPodcast #StorytimePodcast #RelationshipDrama #FriendshipDrama #ToxicRelationships #DatingAdvice #BreakupStories #TeaSpilling #ListenerStories #FunnyPodcast #PodcastLife #ComedyClips #PodcastRecommendations #UnhingedPodcast #TrueStories Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tea Time (ep219) CHAOTIC HOUSEHOLDS pt2 25.05.2026 1j

  This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, the honks are BACK with part 2 of listener-submitted chaotic household stories — and somehow these are even more unhinged than the first round. From “camping” for two years without realizing you were homeless, to basement napalm experiments, weird family dynamics, chaotic siblings, and absolute childhood madness, this episode is messy, hilarious, dark, and painfully relatable. If you love candid comedy, chaotic storytelling, and feeling like you’re on FaceTime with your funniest friends, welcome home. Grab your V8, your emotional support ramen, and spill the tea with us. Tea Time is the comedy podcast where Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond take life’s worst moments and somehow make them funny through pure honesty, chaos, and way too much sharing. Subscribe for weekly episodes full of listener stories, relatable struggles, funny commentary, and the kind of unhinged energy that makes you feel a little better about your own life. Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://ZocDoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 Donate to Gabby's Fundraiser - Salam Charity https://www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/gabbys_appeal_for_emergency_aid More info - https://www.salamcharity.org.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/fromnadawithlove_/ 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:12:42 STORY - My Brother and Me 00:24:03 STORY - "Camping" 00:34:43 See us Live! 00:35:26 STORY - Embezzling Dad 00:52:08 STORY - Better be productive 00:55:58 Join us on Patreon / Next Weeks Prompt #TeaTimePodcast #GabbyLamb #HarperRoseDrummond #ComedyPodcast #ListenerStories #ChaoticHousehold #StorytimePodcast #FunnyPodcast #UnhingedPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tea Time (ep218) VENTING 18.05.2026 58mnt

  This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, the girls settle in for a truly chaotic listener vent session — and honestly, you guys are dealing with a LOT. From toxic exes and bum ass baby daddies to workplace disasters, friendship drama, dating nightmares, and full-on emotional spirals, this episode has a little something for everyone who’s ever texted “I’m fine” while actively losing it. At the end Harper-Rose and Greg https://www.instagram.com/punch_the_pianist perform a song from their new show "Adult Baby Doll". Grab your tickets here - https://harperrosed.live/ Gabby and Harper react to listener-submitted stories about messy relationships, tea spilling, toxic men, internet nonsense, restaurant industry burnout, and the general confusion of being alive right now. It’s funny, slightly concerning, deeply relatable, and basically feels like overhearing the world’s messiest group chat. Expect: • Funny listener vent stories • Toxic relationship chaos • Tea spilling & oversharing • Unhinged comedy commentary • Dating and friendship drama • Workplace horror stories • Emotional spirals with jokes • Real-life mess turned into comedy Tea Time is the comedy podcast where Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond take life’s worst moments and somehow make them funny through pure honesty, chaos, and way too much sharing. Subscribe for weekly episodes full of listener stories, relatable struggles, funny commentary, and the kind of unhinged energy that makes you feel a little better about your own life. Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://ZocDoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 Donate to Gabby's Fundraiser - Salam Charity https://www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/gabbys_appeal_for_emergency_aid More info - https://www.salamcharity.org.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/fromnadawithlove_/ 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:03:18 Come see us live! 00:04:57 STORY - Venting about the duality of this cursed pod 00:07:31 Vents 00:09:35 STORY - Bum Ass Baby Daddy 00:20:58 STORY - 17 and Trans in Tennesee 00:28:06 STORY - You Know But Do Nothing 00:36:01 STORY - Working in the Kitchen 00:39:14 STORY - Date with a Rabbi 00:50:16 A Musical Number - Only Online from Harper's Show Adult Babydoll 00:53:43 Next Week is Catch Up! Join us on Patreon #TeaTimePodcast #GabbyLamb #HarperRoseDrummond #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #TeaSpilling #ListenerStories #StorytimePodcast #UnhingedPodcast #GirlTalk #ChaoticEnergy #RelatableHumor #MessyStories #ComedyClips #PodcastRecommendations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tea Time (ep207) CHANGING YOUR OPINION 11.05.2026 58mnt

  Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond dive into one of the most chaotic and disgusting listener-story episodes yet. From horrifying bathroom confessions and toxic relationships to raw meat “health” influencers and shocking childhood revelations, this episode spirals fast. The girls react to listener submissions about friendship betrayal, disturbing hookups, carnivore culture, abusive relationships, family secrets, and absolute public menaces. If you love dark humor, unfiltered comedy podcasts, chaotic storytimes, and wildly inappropriate conversations, this episode of Tea Time is for you. 🎤 New prompt for listeners: Vent, tell us whats going on! Submit your stories anonymously: teatimestories42069@gmail.com If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Grab tickets to Harper's Shows! https://harperrosed.live/ Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 Donate to Gabby's Fundraiser - Salam Charity https://www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/gabbys_appeal_for_emergency_aid More info - https://www.salamcharity.org.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/fromnadawithlove_/ 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:11:05 Ryan Gosling? 00:12:31 STORY - The Saga of the Poops 00:27:53 STORY - The Reverse Blumpk 00:36:59 STORY - Fermenting Meat 00:42:43 STORY - Uncle Shane 00:46:49 STORY - A little too aggressive 00:53:51 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #ListenerStories #TeaTimePodcast #DarkHumor #StorytimePodcast #ChaoticEnergy #RelationshipDrama #InternetCulture #ComedyClips #PodcastHumor #Unhinged #ToxicRelationships #FunnyStories #GabbyLamb #HarperRoseDrummond Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tea Time (ep206 ) CHAOTIC HOUSEHOLDS 04.05.2026 56mnt

  What happens when you grow up in a completely chaotic household? In this episode of Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we dive into wild, unfiltered, and painfully funny stories about dysfunctional families, messy childhoods, and the kind of chaos you can only laugh about later. From naked households and late-night family “performances” to dark humor, sibling dynamics, and truly unhinged parenting moments—this episode is a mix of relatable comedy, absurd storytelling, and brutally honest reflections on growing up in chaos. We also get into: - Why chaotic childhoods create the best comedians - Embarrassing and outrageous personal experiences - Millennial/Gen Z humor and internet brain rot Drawing weird stuff as kids (yes, it gets unhinged) Screen time addiction, reels, and modern chaos If you love messy, relatable, no-filter storytelling and comedy that feels a little too real, this episode is for you. Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://ZocDoc.com/HONK 🎤 New prompt for listeners: What’s something someone told you that completely changed how you see them? Submit your stories anonymously: teatimestories42069@gmail.com Donate to Gabby's Fundraiser - Salam Charity https://www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/gabbys_appeal_for_emergency_aid More info - https://www.salamcharity.org.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/fromnadawithlove_/ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:02:40 STORY - Mom vs The Housekeeper 00:15:01 STORY - C***Fish Mom 00:23:18 STORY - Hovel of Sin 00:43:10 Kirkification of the Internet 00:47:42 Back to the Hovel 00:51:07 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt #ComedyPodcast #FunnyStories #ChaoticHouseholds #FamilyDrama #RelatableHumor #DarkHumor #StorytimePodcast #UnfilteredPodcast #RealLifeStories #MessyLife #DysfunctionalFamily #MillennialHumor #GenZHumor #Oversharing #AwkwardMoments #TraumaHumor #SiblingChaos #WildParents #CandidConversations #NoFilter #PodcastClips #ViralPodcast #ComedyClips #Storytime #InternetCulture Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tea Time (ep215) SNOOPING 27.04.2026 51mnt

  This week on Tea Time, we’re diving headfirst into the mess: snooping. Phones, drawers, emails—nothing is off limits, and somehow it always ends in chaos. We’re sharing true stories about finding secrets you absolutely were not meant to see… and the emotional damage that follows. From hilarious relationship drama to deeply regrettable discoveries, these are the moments that prove: if you go looking for trouble, you will find it. Donate to Gabby's Fundraiser - Salam Charity https://www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/gabbys_appeal_for_emergency_aid More info - https://www.salamcharity.org.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/fromnadawithlove_/ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:00:34 Gabby's Snooping Story 00:03:13 Harper's Snooping Story 00:04:29 Googling "How to break up" 00:05:54 Caught on text 00:07:19 Lee's Snooping Story 00:11:35 STORY - Snooping Through My Brother's Laptop 00:15:46 Are you watching Euphoria? 00:16:57 STORY - Snooping on Roommate 00:19:24 STORY - Snooping Seared Into My Brain 00:26:48 STORY - Snooping and Spying; Sad Dad Alert 00:37:17 STORY - Secret Stash 00:46:01 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt #ISnooped #SnoopingStories #RegretEverything #RelatableHumor #StorytimePodcast #ComedyPodcast #SecretsRevealed #CaughtSnooping #Storytime #DramaStories #RelationshipDrama #TextMessages #Secrets #DontSnoop #CuriosityGoneWrong #RealLifeStories #EmbarrassingMoments #ChaoticEnergy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tea Time (ep214) LIES 20.04.2026 1j 14mnt

  This episode the honks read listener submitted stories on lies. Lee gets hit on by a listener, 2 gay cousins and a poop eating rumor, a teenage pregnancy and abusive parents, a decade long relationship with a fake doctor and so much more! Enjoy! Donate to Gabby's Fundraiser - Salam Charity https://www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/gabbys_appeal_for_emergency_aid More info - https://www.salamcharity.org.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/fromnadawithlove_/ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:54 What constitutes a lie? 00:07:25 Getting Caught in the Lie 00:13:34 STORY - "Lies I've Told" (Starting off HOT!) 00:23:45 STORY - "At 16 My Mom Tried to Force..." 00:38:43 STORY - Thought My Ex Was A Doctor 00:55:04 Dates and Plugs 00:57:07 STORY - "Lying about Vaccines" 01:09:50 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tea Time (ep213) CRINGE AND EMBARASSING 13.04.2026 1j 3mnt

  This week the honks are joined by comedian and c*m eater, Matt LeGrande. They read listener submitted stories on embarassing moments. Matt getting wiped, Gabby’s hand me down underwear, a girl who can’t stop farting, a boyfriend scaring his girlfriends mom, getting fingered by a man with sharp nails, hiding poopy underwear under the bed and SO much more. Enjoy! Follow Matt - https://www.instagram.com/mattelgrande/ Check out his pod - https://www.instagram.com/ongodthepod/ Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://ZocDoc.com/HONK Donate to Gabby's Fundraiser - Salam Charity https://www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/gabbys_appeal_for_emergency_aid More info - https://www.salamcharity.org.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/fromnadawithlove_/ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome Matt LeGrande! 00:00:51 Is it Embarrassing or Cringe? 00:03:37 #notmycalvins 00:04:51 Butt Braille 00:08:11 This is what's embarrassing 00:10:17 Go Watch On God - Matt's Podcast 00:12:19 Gabby's Brothers 00:14:14 Got a little messy 00:19:49 Read the script! 00:23:29 STORY - Embarrassing Gassy Memory 00:29:03 STORY - Cringe Submission 00:34:32 Gabby's Skid Marks 00:37:45 Mommy and Me 00:43:56 Matt Got Scammed 00:49:57 STORY - Paralyzed with Embarrassment and Shame 00:52:36 STORY - Haunted Virginity Loss 00:58:27 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tea Time (ep212) Unplanned / Nightmare Pregnancies 06.04.2026 54mnt

  This week the honks read listener submitted stories on unplanned / nightmare pregnancies. Doctors not knowing anything, high risk pregnancies, a fetus scratching a cervix with his toes, being fisted by doctors during birth, almost dying during child birth, a teenage pregnancy, a phantom pregnancy, and SO much more. Enjoy! Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://ZocDoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:00:50 Unplanned and Nightmare Pregnancies 00:01:53 STORY - Surprise Twins and Nearly Bleeding Out 00:13:36 STORY - Unplanned Pregnancy that Became a Nightmare 00:28:57 STORY - I Hid My Pregnany for 9 Months 00:37:36 STORY - Cryptic Pregnancy 00:44:54 STORY - Nightmare Pregnancy 00:49:01 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tea Time (ep211) REJECTION 30.03.2026 1j 1mnt

  This week the honks read listener submitted stories about rejection. Harper got a Nintendo switch, Gabby is getting rejected from apartments, break ups, smoking crack with strangers, being friend zoned by losers, homewrecker accusations, love bombing, HPV and so much more.  Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:01:07 We're talking about Rejection 00:17:07 STORY - Terrifying date with unhinged musician 00:34:59 STORY - My Colonial Man 00:44:44 STORY - Maybe being gay is a sin 00:47:51 STORY - Rejecting MAGA Men 00:51:29 STORY - HPV in rejection X2 00:56:43 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Tea Time (ep210) SHAME PART 2 23.03.2026 54mnt

  This week the honks are joined by the one and only, Joy. They read listener submitted stories on shame and how it affects everyday lives. The shame of being a woman, an affair, intimacy issues, religion, straight relationships, gay relationships, sexual coercion, milf porn, active addiction and sobriety and so much more. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:32 Dealing with Shame 00:05:36 Women's Baby Clock 00:13:22 STORY - Shameful Affair 00:30:33 STORY - Shame Shame I know your name 00:44:40 STORY - Spiritual Bottoms 00:48:16 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices