Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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• “I Love Him, But We Never Have Sex” | EP196 Luke & Pete 09.06.2026 1時間 14分

  This week, the boys dive into some classic Sheetster dilemmas. One listener wants to know how to become so confident that you genuinely stop caring what people think of you. Another is facing a much tougher problem: her partner hasn’t wanted sex for three years, and she doesn’t know what to do next. As always, Luke and Pete offer their thoughts, questionable wisdom, and a few laughs along the way.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 intro + when your breath smells like Sh!t 3:24 are you happy with your life?11:19 are we too Offensive to grow? + faking mental health 15:27 Question: how do I become confident like you two and not give a f*ck?53:35 Question: sexless relationship what do I do?
• “Is it wrong to sleep with my Step-Sister?” | EP195 Luke & Pete 02.06.2026 1時間 32分

  On this weeks episode the boys talk disabled people getting priority over women with buggies on the bus. A confrontational tv host and is it wrong to sleep with your Step-Sister?To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 embarrassing things you can’t forget 16:43 “signs I’m getting old”21:01 so hot the cameras shut off 22:25 confrontational tv host 27:43 people from American South 31:31 being obsessed with women(Ted Turner)38:10 disabled people take highest priority on public transport 50:14 has Luke rubbed off on Pete?51:20 “my grandad cheated”52:45 “why won’t you get married” + going to church 1:00:03 are look and Pete “special needs”?1:07:19 “found a card from my dead grandad”1:19:40 dilemma: my brother is sleeping with our step-sister Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
• Virgin Island Experts get the Luke & Pete treatment | EP194 26.05.2026 1時間 26分

  This week, the boys are joined by the hosts of the hit TV show Virgin Island. Nothing is off limits as they answer the lads’ most revealing questions about sex, relationships and attraction. Some of the answers are eye-opening. Others leave Luke wishing he’d never asked.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteQuiz: www.somatica.com/quizSocials: Dr.Danielle Harel:  https://www.instagram.com/drdanielleharel/ Celeste Hirschman https://www.instagram.com/celestehirschman/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@celesteanddanielleSomatica Institute: https://www.instagram.com/somatica_institute/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomaticaInstitute0:00 Introducing our guests 2:05 what is Somatica? (Their teachings) 6:28 Pete exposes Luke 8:18 if you’re  in a relationships don’t still flirt with other men?10:32 Are Luke & Pete flirting?12:47 question: I don’t like dignity or equality in the bedroom is this normal?17:58 it’s ok to giggle in the bedroom19:07 spontaneity in the bedroom 22:04 someone people are easier to please than others 24:58 question: I want to be told what to do but it feels less masculine?26:13 cuckolding 29:43 how old was you when you started playing with yourself?32:25 fetish, trauma and Luke gets vulnerable 39:10 was Pete P*nis shamed when he was younger?44:48 question: why are emotional unavailable people more attractive?49:08 advice for people with kids 51:06 novelty, am i destined to cheat?57:08 are women are more valuable than men in the sexual market?59:33 “how i show my love”1:04:05 Luke exposes Pete 1:05:09 the most honest podcast on the internet 1:07:35 CNC and trust (male perspective) 1:10:52 question: when is having a type wrong?1:16:13 Trust seeker in the bedroom 1:17:11 how much of sex is to do with ego?Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
• Insults, Betrayal & Micheal Jackson sleepovers | EP193 Luke & Pete 19.05.2026 1時間 15分

  Luke and Pete have a dispute and they realise it stems from something much deeper and they discuss what they would of done if they had a sleepover at Micheal Jacksons house.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 would you be upset if your friend done this?18:11 gecko feeds trapped friend for 10 years 26:29 “I hate relying on people”35:43 sensitive to betrayal 40:15 always thinking people have an ulterior motive 43:30 insults, praise and lowSelf esteem 50:22 how pete would of tested if MichealJackson was a P*do FFS🤣57:28 would you rather…: a really hard question that reveals a lot 
• I wish my boss was as dirty as this! | EP192 Luke & Pete 12.05.2026 1時間 21分

  Female boss at JP Morgan “allegedly” forces male subordinate to cheat on his wife and Luke and Pete like no one else, give their HONEST opinions. Nobody is saying they are right but at least they are real. Plus Luke describes to Pete how much he has changed since all the female attention he’s getting because of the pod. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜0:00 Intro & tour stories 10:30 Power corrupts (female attention)22:03 JP Morgan female boss accusations 42:21 weirdest 3 sum I’ve ever heard of 46:26 only good as a side chick 48:41 Bondage P*rn 53:42 Dilemma: I use to smoke crack, how honest should I be on first dates? Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
• Russell Brand vs Carol Voderman: why do they like them young | EP191 05.05.2026 1時間 18分

  On this weeks episode the boys talk compare Russell Brand and Carol Voderman who both seem to like their partners young. They also ask is better to have an easy life or a hard life early on and someone has sent in an Ai story about the boys with a romantic twist.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 hard life vs easy life 13:21 single mothers 17:20 Are other countries better than England?20:23 what’s more important, competence or who you know?22:56 “I got rejected from McDonald’s and Sainsbury’s”28:49 Pete’s driving test 30:05 people we know who are probably dead ( old man I let into my house)33:29 people who are bitter because of a hard life 35:44 people who get a lighter prison sentence than expected, why are they happy?43:13 Russell Brand 52:48 age of attraction 56:21 age of the women in the p*rn you’re watching?58:57 carol vordeman1:04:16 15 year old girl pretending to be 18 dating men. Who’s at fault?1:11:39 someone made a funny ai “romantic story about me and Pete Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
• Love triangle turns deadly for Influencer | EP190 Luke & Pete 28.04.2026 1時間 15分

  This week the boys cover the sad story of the influencer who was ran over and killed and they ask the question should the man who the fight was over be held responsible?The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).Don’t miss it!To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 intro & tour shenanigans15:19 Pete’s been robbed 32:45 influencer kills influencer 37:47 if a woman knocked you out on camera 44:36 should the man they were fighting over be held responsible?53:04 the aftermath ones the emissions wear off58:16 “ I had to beat an emotional man once”1:05:56 woman on the run for 6 years caught in 24hrs after reward announced Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
• Would you rather be a Slave or Slave Master? | EP189 Luke & Pete 21.04.2026 1時間 20分

  On this episode Luke asks Pete would you rather be a slave or slave master and Pete answer how only Pete can. They talk about Luke preferring older women and Petes adventure out to the boxing at the 02 arena where he bumps in to an old face, literally. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).Don’t miss it!To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 intro & laser tag as a grown man 9.14 when dogs dominate other dogs 10:32 Is boxing just glorified violence?18:43 Pete bumps into Someone from his past at the boxing24:52 I prefer an older woman who’s looked after herself 32:01 would you rather be a slave or salve master?38:31  what’s your pirate name?44:53 when your partner doesn’t find you attractive 53:18 Lukes habit tracker problem57:47 I would rather have money given to me than work 1:04:15 Ponzi scheme (happy days)1:12:38 fighting for a living Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
• Amputee Accused of Murder… How? | EP188 Luke & Pete 14.04.2026 1時間 35分

  On this weeks episode the boys try to workout how a quadruple amputee has managed to shoot a passenger in his car then go on the run. They tell some inappropriate tour stories. And they have a dilemma from a woman who says” I intimidate men”. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).Don’t miss it!To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteFull video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 0:00 intro 1:47 Inappropriate Tour stories 6:11 being able to fart in front  of people shows power 18:02 quadruple amputee accused of murder22:43 Luke and Pete come form very different backgrounds 26:17 “I’m scared cowardice will rub off on me” 29:40 Tour driving 31:41 going to jail as an amputee 34:14 being angry and having access to a gun 39:15 tracking a lost phone using iPhone 44:10 getting trampled at a concert 47:12 no prison under a year 47:38 guess who’s back?48:18 have we tracked the thief of the phone?50:56 black sex worker in Japan 58:21 does attention become meaningless?1:06:39 damaged women need validation and Pete 1:11:40 dilemma: men find me intimating 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
• My Debts are ruining my new relationship | EP187 Luke & Pete 07.04.2026 1時間 12分

  On this weeks episode they boys have a surprise guest who just shows up half way though filming. Petes new son has arrived. Why Luke has never used dating apps and a dilemma where a woman has so much debt its ruing a new relationship she just started.The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).Don’t miss it!To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 charlotte has given birth 10:04 I don’t like the word daddy 14:50 Tour stories: Pete offended a woman at our live show 22:04 “Dealing with sibling rivalry now you have two”27:50 Do doctors have a conflict of interest?39:59 funny story about Face ID to unlock phone 45:16 “why I won’t use dating apps”47:52 “I don’t like the word evil”Dilemma: My Debts are ruining my new relationship Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
• Sex Before a Fight? Derek Chisora Tells the Truth | EP186 Luke & Pete 31.03.2026 1時間 21分

  On this weeks episode the boys sit down with the heavy weight boxing legend Derek Chisora and have a chat about violence, ego and the things men don’t say out loud. Would you fight your friend for money? Does sex affect performance? And what do you regret not doing because of fear? A brutally honest look at the mindset behind stepping into a ring to fight another man. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).Don’t miss it!To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 boxing chat: how much do you pay sparing partners? Pete is considering it5:33 Could you fight a friend in the ring and hurt them for money?6:11 has your expenses gone up the more successful you’ve become? + black people focus on style to much 9:15 **sound quality improves**10:13 “black people haven’t done anything for our people in the last 50 years”£200 million in the bank what’s the first thing you’d do?15:51 having guidance is very important for success 17:11 “I don’t eat pum pum”21:12 do you abstain from sex during for a fight? + Pete’s missing ejaculation 24:21 difference between ladies and women 26:14 “I drive a smart car” 28:08 what do you do for fun?30:02 how does a man eat ass?33:50 how long have you been married?35:39 real men don’t exist anymore + Cheating38:38 Being around Anthony Joshua 42:00 fighting friends 42:41 who wins Joshua vs Fury?43:25 boxing is just business like tennis 44:40 is boxing a corrupt sport?46:27 what’s up with turki al sheikh holding boxers hands?50:26 can you be friendly with an opponent before you fight?53:37 “if it kicked off with me and you I would try and shoot you” 56:24 most important rule in boxing if you want to survive 55:54 “I’m loved by everybody” + what makes people hated 57:46 what ways are you peculiar around money?59:02 what job would you do if you weren’t boxing?1:00:45 most useful career advice?1:02:34 how do you sabotage your own possibilities of success? 1:04:02 you can never leave boxing1:05:19 would you fight Jake Paul?1:06:24 is there anything you regret not doing due to fear?1:10:14 what would your ideal p*rn be like?1:14:49 society is getting ruined by clickbait 1:17:16 Would you go to an ex’s funeral? Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
• The World’s Smallest Woman… And Her 6ft Husband | EP185 Luke & Pete 24.03.2026 1時間 33分

  On this weeks episode the boys discuss the worlds smallest woman dating a normal sized man. They dig into the manoshpere doc and they answer a dilemma that exposes both of them intimately.The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).Don’t miss it!To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 live shows Vs TikTok live 5:07 who’s the woman in the relationship? 13:58 Manosphere documentary 32:43 worlds smallest woman dating full size man 46:38 half siblings 51:38 Jeff bezos married a woman with kids 53:47 Pete gets confused again!!59:06 funny sayings 1:02:37 Dilemma: Am I weird that I think about my boyfriend’s ex to climax?Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
• He Lied to Get Her Into Bed… Should That Be Illegal? | 184 Luke & Pete 17.03.2026 1時間 15分

  On this weeks episode the boys talk sex by deception. a man started a family with a woman and he already had a family should he go to prison for lying? Elton John had a pointless operation according to Luke. And has someone tracked down Charlotte? This and much more.The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).Don’t miss it!To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 the live show is near + why has Elton John done this?7:02 walking on eggshells at your job 10:45 why do people who’ve been hurt want to hurt others?14:58 is celebrity talent passed on to their kids? + kids personality is determined by…20:40 should lying in relationships be punishable by law? + good looking people don’t have personality?31:52 can you date normal people if you are really successful?34:59 Has Charlotte been found by a sheetster?38:13 has my son got a speech impediment? + family time vs working 46:48 bad jobs + bad experiences teach so much 53:32 weird socks Dilemma: my stuck up cousin has joined only fans, should I let her know I know?1:02:15 is there a difference between gay and bi?Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
• Kelly Osbourne, Weight Loss & The ‘Love Your Body’ LIE!!! | EP183 10.03.2026 1時間 36分

  On this week episode the boys talk weight loss and judging women different to men. Would you let your son wear nail varnish? And they have a dilemma from a woman who has a boyfriend but thinks she’s a lesbian. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).Don’t miss it!To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 posh people speaking slang 7:58 getting angry at people for not understanding me10:25 “my daughter went for a sleepover” (Pete’s weird response) + feeling like a pervert 25:21 letting your son wear nail varnish 34:11 “I’m like Jesus” + “I’m questioning my belief in god”37:16 Kelly Osbourne + what keeps you attractive as you age?42:31 “I don’t think Denzel Washington is that great of an actor”47:37 white women rapping 50:46 street performer knocks over kid during stunt 54:19 high functioning autism? so what’s low functioning?57:12 “my sons have very different ideologies”1:01:25 dilemma: “I have a boyfriend but think I’m a lesbian”1:30:55 “best carpenter we have ever worked with”🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigJoins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
• BAFTA’s Tourette’s controversy, who’s to blame? | EP182 03.03.2026 1時間 16分

  On this weeks episode the boys talk the racist Tourette’s incident at the BAFTA’s and who’s to blame? A woman Luke interacted with online he found out was recently sent to prison. And do you feel obligated to return a favour if one is done for you?The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).Don’t miss it!To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Letter of complaint, again👀6:22 one our dear Sheetsters are in trouble 15:19 Is it a medical problem or just age?18:32 health is the most important thing 23:31 feeling obligated after a favour 29:38 “woman who I don’t like got sent to prison”36:53 “she looks bad but I could sleep with out of novelty”39:07 “why I couldn’t get with a trans woman”40:54 BAFTA’s racist incident 58:25 do black people care more about gayness then murder?1:08:07 smuggling drugs Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
• Why Are Rich People So Weird? (And When Do You Talk Money While Dating?) | EP181 24.02.2026 1時間 18分

  On this week’s episode, the boys ask why rich people are so weird — and what would’ve happened if they’d ever been invited to the island. Plus, when dating gets serious, when should you actually start talking about money?The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).Don’t miss it!To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Pete would be a terrible boss7:04 Epstein and Elon 13:10 people who most get offended don’t seem to come from any struggle 17:50 Epstein emails 24:36 If you went to the “island” innocently?29:30 wanting to be knighted by the royal family 34:11 “ how much money would it take to change us”?37:32 turning down an MBE44:18 biggest tragedy in America52:51 we are like animals 59:24 question: when should people saying discuss their financial situation?🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigJoins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
• Girls Overheard on Talking Sheet (Special Guest Episode) | EP180 17.02.2026 1時間 12分

  On this week’s episode, the boys are joined by the Glasgow-based Girls Overheard podcast. Together they dive into dating, love, cheating, and why women might fall in love faster than men. And of course… it gets crazy and filthy, because Luke and Pete are involved.The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).Don’t miss it!To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 introducing the girls 5:35 How we met + “are you dating each others brothers?”9:06 “condoms are an ick”15:33 what girls overheard podcast is about19:08 what Luke gets sent on WhatsApp 22:34 is it different when a woman cheats?26:13 women fall in love easier then men34:37 The prank that made her cry36:55 last time Luke and Pete got really upset with each other 43:49 piercings 48:04 Pete gets confused and comes across as a perv😂😂😂😂49:10 “my partner won’t tell her family she’s  dating a brown man”57:40 how measure penis length 59:10 “my partner won’t take of his condom when we have sex”1:04:24 weird bedroom stuff 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraigJoins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
• “We Got Rejected by a 73 Year Old Adult entertainer” | 179 Luke & Pete 10.02.2026 1時間 31分

  On this week episode the boys contact Carolyn a 73 year old escort who look saw on another podcast and asked her to come on the show her response offended them both and they say why. This and so much more trouble on this episode.The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).Don’t miss it!To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 How we would behave if we had house robots 13:29 “I was tricked while watching P*rn”16:06 3 years in jail or 10 years probation?30:35 “we contacted a 73 year old escort to come on the show and her reply killed us”43:22 Eating from strangers and getting pranked 47:20 Weird voluntary sperm donor 53:00 Alexander the Great was gay 54:46 Dilemma: Is it wrong to swear? 1:02:55 Is it wrong to have favourite?🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.0:00 How we would behave if we had house robots 13:29 “I was tricked while watching P*rn”16:06 3 years in jail or 10 years probation?30:35 “we contacted a 73 year old escort to come on the show and her reply killed us”43:22 Eating from strangers and getting pranked 47:20 Weird voluntary sperm donor 53:00 Alexander the Great was gay 54:46 Dilemma: Is it wrong to swear? 1:02:55 Is it wrong to have favourite?Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
• Would You Give Up Your PENIS to Stop World War 3? |EP178 Luke & Pete 03.02.2026 1時間 29分

  This week, the boys tackle the big questions: would you sacrifice your penis for world peace? Pete gets recognised in public at the worst possible time, and the conversation somehow ends up asking whether a micropenis is worse than losing your legs.The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).Don’t miss it!To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 its chaotic in here 2:53 “It feel weird when people want to take a picture with me”6:13 “The worst time to recognise me”(homeless man) 21:50 there is no reality + women getting ahead of themselves 26:07 dwarfs can fight 27:58 when your friends becomes your manager 29:01 Pete has finally sh!t himself 31:02 sex on tour 34:17 man went from highest paid tv job to working on a bus  38:14 being on job seekers allowance 43:16 working in Tk max as a kid 48:41 “”felt bad for the homeless man that’s is not homeless” 50:39 “would give up your penis to stop world war 3?”1:07:08 guy with micro won’t come on the podcast 1:13:26 prefer a micro penis or lose your legs?1:17:10 Dilemma about stealing food Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
• Mum vs Wife: The Impossible Choice Every Man Faces | EP177 Luke & Pete 27.01.2026 1時間 45分

  The Brooklyn Beckham situation exposes the problem every man has to face:mum or wife — who’s number one?Pete goes in hard on the Beckhams, while Luke admits he’s changing how he sees women as he gets older… and Pete absolutely refuses to let that happen 😂The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).Don’t miss it!To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Tour details4:29 Number 1 trait to look for in a woman 10:18 Attraction vs trust 16:54 Not finishing antibiotics can kill you22:32 Sending messages to wrong person 26:57 My phone try’s to connect to the when I’m watching p0rn30:42 Mum vs wife who do you choose? (The beckhams)1:11:29 If a woman earns more than her husband more likely to divorce 1:15:47 Prank too far dilemma1:32:23 Chat GTP is snitching Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig