Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

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  The Snip Sympathy 01.10.2026 23分

  Soph and Emma are reading some of your secrets about the men in your lives - and the level of sympathy they've been hoping for post-vasectomies. Spoiler alert: the want more! Plus, a listener shares her hilarious method for making sure her son feels hugged by her all day, even at nursery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Swimming Lesson Learning 29.09.2026 48分

  Sophiena and Emma are both sharing the changes in after-school and weekend activities this week - from dropping dance class to big learnings at swimming lessons. Plus, one listener recalls a time she was left behind after school, and we hear from a mum whose son's interest in the body and medicine has made for some humiliating comments outside the house. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Two-Month Turnaround 24.09.2026 17分

  Soph and Emma are cheering for one listener's whirlwind journey from "we're definitely done having kids" to full-blown IVF two months later (turns out persuasion is a superpower). Plus, the girls swap notes on the eternal fear of finger foods and choking hazards, and a sweet story about parents waving their kid off every single school morning for six years straight has the ladies vowing to start filming more cute moments before it's too late. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Preschool Wobble 22.09.2026 51分

  Sophiena is back with a big update on Renley's preschool journey, and Emma's house is riddled with back-to-school bugs. Plus, one mum asks for advice on having a VBAC after two emergency C-sections, and another finds out what her six-year-old has discovered Google... 🙈 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Sleepover Secret 17.09.2026 26分

  Soph is facing reality over Colby's upcoming residential, which naturally spirals into a debate on whether sleepovers are even necessary. Plus, the ladies are still buying pull-ups in bulk like they're prepping for a nappy apocalypse, and two listeners share their back-to-school glow-ups that'll have you reaching for the tissues (the good kind). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The New Look Flasher 15.09.2026 58分

  Dottie's officially eight, and it's safe to say Soph pulled out all the stops for her big day! Secondary school stress sets in as Colby has his sights on one school. And there's an update on Renley's preschool settling-in and Joseff's bus era! Plus, one mum shares her woes after her little one's big reveal means she can no longer be seen at New Look. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Ham Slap 10.09.2026 19分

  One mum's trip to the shops is interrupted by her toddler's snack habits, leaving an innocent stranger wearing more ham than she bargained for. Soph and Emma also get into the nitty gritty of Fredo economics, and a listener shares her tips for introducing a dog to the family before the baby arrives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Bus Stop Blunder 08.09.2026 52分

  Soph opens up about Renley's rocky start at preschool and the mum guilt that comes with it, while Emma confesses to a first-week mix-up with Joseff's school bus! Plus, the ladies tackle a listener's worry about her son needing nappies at night, and one mum's secret proves nothing ruins a curry night quite like a nappy explosion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The First Day Back 03.09.2026 26分

  It's the eve of back to school, and it's safe to say Soph and Emma are emotional! The ladies debrief on their school prep, and how the babies are doing before their big days back. Plus, there's a wild back-to-school secret about one toddler who's picked up a naughty habit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The School Run's Back! 😭 01.09.2026 42分

  The summer holidays are coming to an end, and the ladies are feeling VERY mixed about it! Soph and Emma chat about surviving the six weeks and getting back into school routines. Plus, they hear from a mum feeling taken for granted by her partner, and a toddler who has given a fox a VERY questionable name. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Secret Poop Club! 27.08.2026 19分

  One listener’s toddler has learned a new naughty word… and is not afraid to use it! Plus, the ladies share their tips for making moving house less stressful and more exciting for little ones. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Playground Wardrobe Malfunction 25.08.2026 46分

  One listener's playground swing experience goes horrifyingly wrong - leaving her fully exposed! Plus, the ladies get real about mum guilt, prepping for another pregnancy, and Soph comes to terms with Colby turning double digits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Spooky House Sale 20.08.2026 18分

  Soph and Emma are debating whether they’d trust their kids’ instincts after one little girl refused to move into a house because she thought it was “scary”. Plus, a listener’s £3 birthday banner is becoming a decades-long tradition, and another mum shares a gorgeous baby update. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Cringey Dad 18.08.2026 47分

  Bringing up teenagers is no easy feat, but one listener has his own way of finding joy in the madness by becoming the ultimate source of embarrassment! Soph also has an RV dilemma on her hands, and one mum shares a heartbreaking message about her 13-year-old son, whose spark seems to have disappeared Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The First Years 13.08.2026 21分

  This week, Sophiena and Emma chat about homeschooling, children growing up, and the bittersweet moment they leave your bed for good. 🥹 Plus, they offer advice to a new mum struggling with anxiety about leaving the house alone with her baby, and share their own experiences of those overwhelming first months of motherhood. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Free Willy! 11.08.2026 46分

  Soph and Emma are reminiscing about wholesome family holidays, and debating whether travelling with kids is actually worth the stress. Plus, Renley has entered his “free willy” era, a listener is torn over a huge house move, and another mum is battling imposter syndrome after returning to work. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The No Filter Phase 06.08.2026 17分

  Soph’s levelling up her DIY era with some exciting loft plans that are getting more ambitious by the minute! Plus, one listener shares the moment her little one’s honesty went a step too far in the supermarket... 😂 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Achy... Apricot? 04.08.2026 42分

  Soph and Emma are comparing notes on potty training and the pressure parents feel to "get it right". Plus, they hear about one little boy whose pronunciation of apricot comes with a very NSFW twist! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The School Switch 30.07.2026 21分

  Soph opens up after receiving an outpouring of messages about Dottie's move to a new school, with listeners sharing their own experiences of bullying, changing schools and finding where they truly belong. Plus, it's time for more of your incredible love stories, from a magical Lapland romance to a chance New Year's Eve meeting that changed everything. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Pool Prodigy 28.07.2026 43分

  Soph shares an unbelievable update that's left the whole family convinced they've got a little mermaid on their hands. Plus, the ladies answer your questions on surviving the evening routine, navigating the guilt of going back to work after maternity leave, and why no parent ever really has it all figured out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.