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• STAR WARS Mandalorian & Grogu vs MAN ON FILM 22.05.2026 31min

  MAN ON FILM is BACK and this week Mr. Xcellence & Mr. Caravaggio dive headfirst into the galaxy far, far away with the brand-new The Mandalorian & Grogu movie… aka what Mr. Xcellence lovingly calls:“THE GROGU MOVIE NOBODY ASKED FOR… BUT EVERYBODY ENDED UP LOVING.” That’s right. Baby Yoda is outside acting up AGAIN.Eating random creatures.Pressing buttons he shouldn’t touch.Stealing scenes.Stealing hearts.Possibly committing multiple war crimes.And somehow STILL being adorable while doing it.Meanwhile Mando out here getting electrocuted every 15 minutes in armor apparently built by Temu. This episode is PURE chaos: Mr. Xcellence accuses Disney of secretly turning Season 4 into a movie Grogu gets charged with child endangerment AND attempted space terrorism The Hutts are described as “gator-rolling gelatinous crime lords” Mandalorian armor physics are put on TRIAL Star Wars logic gets cooked harder than Jabba at a barbecue Mr. Caravaggio tries defending canon while Mr. Xcellence emotionally attacks continuity errors for 2 hours straight PLUS: Zeb & Embo finally hit live-action Grogu solidifies himself as the cutest menace in cinematic history John Favreau gets his flowers… AND his interrogation Ryan Gosling’s upcoming Star Wars movie sends the whole studio into orbit Mr. Xcellence explains exactly how he’d defeat Mando in “two moves” And somehow in the middle of all this madness…they STILL admit this is one of the BEST action movies of the year. FINAL SCORE:85% on the official MAN ON FILM charts.“Did we ask for it? NO.Did we end up loving it anyway? ABSOLUTELY.” If you love Star Wars…If you love Grogu…If you’ve ever wanted to watch two grown men argue about Mandalorian armor conductivity, puddle physics, force powers, and whether Grogu should legally be supervised…THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU.MAN ON FILM.Where it’s ALWAYS raining, man. Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• OBSESSION MOVIE vs MAN ON FILM 21.05.2026 24min

  MAN ON FILM is BACK like cook crack and this week Mr. Xcellence dives HEAD FIRST into the horror madness that is Obsession — the micro-budget psycho-thriller that came outta nowhere and smacked the entire theater upside the head. Directed and written by the absolutely UNHINGED visionary Curry Barker, this movie proves you do NOT need a billion-dollar superhero budget to traumatize audiences properly. With a shoestring budget and enough anxiety to power an entire state, Obsession somehow became one of the most talked-about horror movies of the year… and after this review, you’ll understand why. Mr. Xcellence breaks down: The “face of fear” performance from the terrifyingly brilliant Nikki Why this might be the BEST horror movie of the year so far The infamous “cat scene” that had the whole theater screaming Why the main character was acting suspiciously scared of beautiful women  “Early Queen Syndrome” (yes… he really invented a term) The dinner freakout, the psychotic staring, the haircut scene FROM HELL Why this movie had grown men in the theater spiritually collapsingAnd somehow… between the chaos, screaming, paranoia, toxic love, bodies dropping, and “crazy punani economics,” MAN ON FILM still finds time to salute indie filmmaking and give flowers to one of horror’s newest breakout creators.This episode is hilarious, chaotic, wildly inappropriate, and somehow STILL a genuine love letter to creative filmmaking. Horror fans, toxic relationship survivors, and anybody who’s ever ignored a red flag because “the vibes were good” — this one’s for YOU.MAN ON FILM.Where it’s ALWAYS raining, man. Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• THE WIZARD OF THE KREMLIN vs MAN ON FILM 09.05.2026 38min

   MAN ON FILM: THE WIZARD OF THE KREMLIN — BIG P, BIG POWER, BIG POUTY P, PURE P UNDER-NUT CINEMAMr. Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio step into the shadowy halls of power for The Wizard of the Kremlin, a political thriller about Putin, Russia, image-making, power, paranoia, and what happens when the man behind the curtain might be scarier than the curtain itself.Jude Law pulls up as Vladimir “Big P” Putin, Paul Dano wanders through the machinery of Russian power, and MAN ON FILM asks the real questions:Is this a movie… or a dictator’s playbook with subtitles and cheekbones?In this episode, we get into: Jude Law giving “Young Pope meets Big Papa P” Paul Dano’s accent doing international espionage by itself Russia’s rise, fall, rebrand, remix, and reboot How power gets manufactured like a luxury fragrance Why this movie might need a part two immediately And why somebody in that theater smelled like salami, chips, and unresolved political traumaIt’s heady, messy, long in the tooth, but fascinating — the kind of movie that makes you want to Google history, side-eye geopolitics, and never trust a man sitting too calmly in a chair.The Wizard of the Kremlin gets the Mann on Film treatment — sharp, sassy, political, and absolutely Kremlin-approved (We Hope). Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• MORTAL KOMBAT 2 — FINISH HIM… OR AT "FINISH" A BETTER SCRIPT...NEW MAN ON FILM 09.05.2026 32min

   MAN ON FILM EPISODE #52: MORTAL KOMBAT 2 — FINISH HIM… OR AT "FINISH" A BETTER SCRIPT! 0_o Mr. Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio enter the arena for Mortal Kombat 2, and baby… the fatalities were flying, the fan service was fan-servicing, and the theater was packed with gamers, twunks, incels, tomboys, and everybody who ever yelled “GET OVER HERE!” at a Sega Genesis. This sequel comes in swinging harder than the first one — more characters, more chaos, more Baraka teeth, more Scorpion smoke, and Carl Urban showing up like, “Fine, I’ll save the movie myself.” But while the fights had sparks, the script had Xcellence asking one very important question:“Who wrote this weak sauce with a magic hat and floating lava rocks?”In this episode, we get into: Johnny Cage finally arriving Cole Young getting written off like a bad tax deduction Baraka needing way more screen time Sub-Zero, Scorpion, and the “get over here” economy Kung Lao’s hat allegedly being Mjolnir Mortal Kombat vs. Mario on the video game movie chart Wakanda hand-clap allegations And why Mortal Kombat 2 might be the flag football version of Mortal KombatIs it fun? Yes.Is it better than the first one? Absolutely.Is the story strong? Baby… finish that thought yourself.It’s bloody, nostalgic, ridiculous, loud, sassy, and somehow still not violent enough for two men who came to see spines get removed with customer service.Mortal Kombat 2 gets over here… and MAN ON FILM gets into it. Finish him? More like polish the script first.Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• DEVIL WEARS PRADA2 vs MAN ON FILM 🎥 06.05.2026 46min

   MAN ON FILM: THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2 Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — Man on Film, where it’s always raining men… and this week?Oh baby… the Devil is back in designer. That’s right — The Devil Wears Prada 2 pulled up with Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, Stanley Tucci, fashion, shade, power moves, and enough icy one-liners to freeze the whole runway.And listen…Was it fun? YES.Was Meryl still that girl? ABSOLUTELY.Was Miranda Priestly still walking around like the fashion Thanos of Vogue-adjacent villainy? 1000%.But did the story match the power of the cast?…we gotta talk about it. This episode, Mr. Xcellence and Mr. Carvaggio break down: Meryl Streep reminding everybody why she can ask for DOUBLE Anne Hathaway stepping back into the fashion fire Emily Blunt still serving professional menace Miranda Priestly being less “boss” and more “weather event” The fashion, the callbacks, the zingers, the nostalgia And why this movie might be a fabulous cash grab… but baby, we still cashed in emotionallyFinal verdict?It’s cute. It’s stylish. It’s quotable.But the plot?Let’s just say… the outfit was expensive, but the story may have come from the clearance rack. Still — if you loved the first one, you already know you’re watching this. Stop playing.So put on your best coat, hide your TJ Maxx trauma, and step onto the runway with us. Man on Film — where we don’t just watch movies… we judge the outfit, the lighting, the plot, AND the delusion.Tap in. Tell a friend.And remember:If Miranda Priestly asks who you are…just apologize and leave the room. #ManOnFilm#DevilWearsPrada2#MerylStreep#AnneHathaway#EmilyBluntWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• MOTHER MARY vs MAN ON FILM 🎞 25.04.2026 45min

   MAN ON FILM: MOTHER MARY Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always raining men  — this is Mann on Film with Mr. Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio… and this week?We’re talking Mother Mary.No, not that Mother Mary.This is Anne Hathaway, Michaela Coel, music, fashion, trauma, art, resentment, ghosting your friends, and one very questionable supernatural sheet situation.  Final verdict: 70%The performances?Strong.The chemistry?Absolutely there.The visuals?Stylish.The story?…we got questions. We get into:• Anne Hathaway doing pop-star chaos with feelings• Michaela Coel bringing full emotional masterclass energy• The “women talking” of it all• The fashion, the music, the tension• Why this might be a lesbian date-night movie• And why Mr. Xcellence simply cannot accept a major supernatural villain looking like a dramatic red velvet bedsheet from Spirit Halloween This episode is funny, sharp, messy, and surprisingly deep — because underneath all the jokes, Mother Mary is really about art, ego, abandonment, creative ownership, and what happens when unresolved pain decides to put on couture and ruin everybody’s night. Man on Film — where we don’t just watch movies… we EXPERIENCE them.Tap in. Tell a friend. And remember:If your old creative partner summons trauma into fabric form…maybe just send an email next time. #ManOnFilm#MotherMary#AnneHathaway#MichaelaCoel#MovieReviewWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• MICHAEL BIOPIC vs MAN ON FILM 24.04.2026 27min

   MAN ON FILM vs MICHAEL BIOPIC This week on Man on Film, Mr. Xcellence breaks down the new Michael Jackson biopic — the music, the legacy, the performance, and the choices that had us asking questions. Final verdict: 75%Jaafar Jackson came to "WERK", and his performance gives the movie its strongest moments. But is the film great… or just good?We get into the highs, the misses, the family drama, and the biopic choices that had us like:“Wait… where is Janet?”  Man on Film — where we don’t just watch movies… we EXPERIENCE them.#ManOnFilm #MichaelMovie #MichaelJacksonWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• MARY J BLIGE vs CRISPY BURGER KINGS CHICKENS P.2 | MAN ON FILKM | XCELLENT WORLD 23.04.2026 9min

  **MAN ON FILM SISTER SHOWXCELLENT WORLD: “CRISPY BURGER CHICKEN vs MARY J BLIGE PT.2?!(Mary J… WHY?!)”Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the world… XCELLENT WORLD — where we say what everybody thinking……but we say it OUT LOUD.This episode?We gotta talk about the moment that shook the timeline… Mary J. Blige Crispy. Chicken.Yeah…THAT clip.Because one question still remains: Mary… why did you bring it BACK up?!We break down: The viral “crispy chicken” moment that refuses to die Why the internet (especially Black Twitter) is STILL laughing And why sometimes… you just gotta LAUGH at yourself and keep it movingLet’s be real:That clip? already ICONIC.Right up there with: “I make too much money to smoke crack.” — Whitney HoustonAnd instead of letting it live as a funny moment in history…we got feelings involved But here’s the real question we ask in this episode: Are you a “true fan”… if you can’t laugh with the artist?Because we LOVE Mary.But also… we are absolutely putting “crispy chicken” on repeat  Expect: wild commentary unfiltered takes legendary callbacks and one of the funniest viral moments in YEARSBecause over here? nothing is off limits……but it’s ALWAYS love.#XCELLENTWORLD#MaryJBlige#CrispyChickenWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• LEE CRONIN's THE MUMMY vs MAN ON FILM 23.04.2026 29min

  MANN ON FILM: “THE MUMMY (2026) — LIL GIRL DON’T EAT THE CANDY.”Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world… MAN ON FILM — where it’s ALWAYS raining, man.This episode?We’re diving into The MummyDirected by horror hitter Lee Cronin (yeah… the Evil Dead guy )Let’s get straight to it: Master Score: 70% Horror Chart: 80% (“Welcome to Primetime” status) Translation:Not perfect… but VERY watchable—and one of the better horror drops this year. The Premise (no spoilers… kinda )A missing girl returns home after YEARS……but she didn’t come back alone.And from there? It’s possession It’s body horror It’s “why are y’all still keeping her in the house???” energy What We’re Talking About: Why this reboot actually works (and where it goes LEFT) The WILDEST horror scenes of the year That moment EVERYONE in the theater said: “Nah… she gotta go.”Because let’s be honest…If your kid comes back after 8 years and starts: acting strange moving strange eating… questionable thingsWe gotta have a REAL conversation. The Verdict:Lee Cronin didn’t remake the past… He flipped it.This ain’t your The Mummyand it DEFINITELY ain’t the The MummyThis one? darker nastier and just unhinged enough to work Final Question: Are you saving her…or are you calling somebody IMMEDIATELY?Tap in.Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• “BEAST” (A Russell Crowe Movie) vs MAN ON FILM 10.04.2026 22min

   MAN ON FILM: “BEAST” (Russell Crowe… WHAT happened?!)Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world… MAN ON FILM — and yeah……it’s raining, man.This episode?We just walked out the theater after watching Beast starring Russell Crowe……and let’s just say: we got thoughts. On paper, this should’ve been a knockout: MMA comeback story revenge plot brother dies → fighter returns Russell Crowe writing, producing, starring……but somehow?…it ends up feeling like: a remix of every fight movie you’ve already seen.We break down:• Why the action scenes actually HIT (the best part of the movie)• The BIG problem: it’s way too predictable — like calling every punch before it lands• The strange decision-making behind the story (and yeah… we noticed EVERYTHING )• And the moment we all realized: “wait… is this just Rocky again??” And of course…you already KNOW we had the squad with us.Including Jethro… unfiltered unapologetic absolutely NOT entertainedLet’s just say… he had A LOT to say about Russell Crowe  Final Verdict: 6/10 overall ~7/10 in sports movie territoryRespectable……but not memorable.If you’re into MMA movies, it’s watchable.If you’re expecting something fresh? you might be checking your watch halfway through. Tap in for: raw reactions wild commentary real film breakdowns (no industry fluff)Because on MAN ON FILM… we don’t just watch movies.We call them EXACTLY how we see them.#ManOnFilm#RussellCrowe#BeastMovie#MovieReview#Podcast(THS PODCAST AND ALL CONTENTS ARE PURELY WORKS OF COMEDY AND MEANT FOR HUMOR. *****NOT OFFEND OR TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. GOD BLESS AND THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR LISTENING )Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• FACES OF DEATH vs MAN ON FILM ☠️ 08.04.2026 48min

   MAN ON FILM: FACES OF DEATH Welcome, Welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always RAINING MAN  — this is MAN ON FILM with your host Mr. Xcellence… and this week?Yeah… FACES OF DEATH is back.And somehow… this remake is actually WAY better than it has any right to be.Let’s get straight to it: This is an 85% — GO SEE IT (if you can handle it )We’re talking:• A performance from Dacre Montgomery that’s straight-up unhinged (in the BEST way) • Brutal, chaotic horror that feels modern, fast, and just uncomfortable enough • A remake of one of the most infamous titles ever… that actually brings something NEW to the table • And moments that had us like: “nah… this is CRAZY crazy.”But of course…this is MAN ON FILM — so we’re not just praising it.We’re asking the real questions: Why are people STILL making the worst survival decisions possible? How does something this disturbing end up this entertaining? And how are we laughing in scenes we probably shouldn’t be laughing in??We break it ALL down:• What worked (and worked HARD)• What didn’t make ANY sense• The scenes that stuck with us• And why this might quietly be one of the more interesting horror drops this year Bottom line:If you like horror that’s: intense psychological a little chaotic and keeps you talking after…This is your movie. MAN ON FILM — where we don’t just watch movies… we EXPERIENCE them.Tap in. Tell a friend. And remember:If a movie makes you laugh, flinch, and question your life choices in the same scene?…yeah, they did something right. #ManOnFilm#FacesOfDeath#HorrorMovies#MovieReview#XcellentWorldNetworkWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• ZENDAYA & THE DRAMA MOVIE vs MAN ON FILM 06.04.2026 31min

   MAN ON FILM: THE DRAMA Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always raining men  — this is MAN ON FILM with Mr. Excellence and Mr. Caravaggio… and this week?Oh, baby.We’re talking THE DRAMA starring Robert Pattinson and Zendaya — and let’s just say… this is not your sweet little wedding movie.This one gives: romance chaos awkward confessions beautiful people making deeply questionable choices and enough emotional mess to power all of ManhattanIs it a rom-com?Kind of.Is it unhinged?Absolutely. We get into the chemistry, the weirdness, the glam New York wedding energy, and the moments that had us sitting there like:“…wait, WHAT is wrong with all of y’all??” Final verdict: a solid 75% — with extra points if messy relationship chaos is your love language  MAN ON FILM — where we don’t just watch movies… we EXPERIENCE them.Tap in. Tell a friend. And remember:if the title is The Drama…trust us, somebody is absolutely doing too much. #ManOnFilm #TheDrama #Zendaya #RobertPattinsonWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE vs MAN ON FILM 🎞 01.04.2026 29min

   MAN ON FILM: SUPER MARIO GALAXY Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always RAINING MAN  — this is MAN ON FILM with your host Mr. Xcellence… and this week?Oh yes. We just stepped out of a private screening of SUPER MARIO GALAXY……and baby, we got THOUGHTS.Let’s start here: This one gets a strong 75%.Which means yes — they actually came back and did what needed to be DONE.Because after that first movie? We had questions.Concerns.Doubts.Maybe even a little emotional damage.But THIS time? Bigger world Better visuals More ambition More “okay wait… now y’all cooking”This episode, we get into:• Why this movie feels like Nintendo finally decided to stop playing with us • Jack Black absolutely eating as Bowser like this is lowkey HIS franchise now • Brie Larson pulling up as Rosalina with full cosmic princess energy • Glenn Powell entering the chat as Star Fox like somebody in the casting room was feeling REAL bold • And the one thing that took a CHUNK out of the score… What did they do to Yoshi??Yes.We have to talk about it.Because if you know, you KNOW.And if you don’t?Oh, trust… we’re going there. This movie really said:“What if Mario got bigger, weirder, more galactic, more emotional, more cinematic…but still kept enough chaos to make the crowd lose their minds?” And honestly?That part works.A LOT of it works.The visuals? Gorgeous.The scale? Huge.The fan-service moments? Oh they knew exactly what they were doing.There were multiple times we were sitting there like:“Okay wait… why is this actually hitting??” BUT because this is MAN ON FILM…you already know we’re not just here to clap and smile.We’re asking the REAL questions: Why is one of the most beloved Mario characters getting treated like an afterthought? Why did Bowser almost run off with the whole damn movie by himself? Why does Luigi seem like he’s having a whole separate little emotional journey??  And why are certain princesses looking at Mario like they got plans beyond the galaxy?? We also break down:• The moments that made us laugh• The scenes that genuinely gagged us visually• The post-credit setups that got us READY for the next one• And whether this is finally the Mario sequel that gives the franchise real staying powerBecause let’s be honest…This isn’t just about whether the movie is “good.”It’s about whether Nintendo and Universal finally figured out how to turn this into a real movie universe.And from what we saw? They might actually have something. Final verdict:75%A definite step up.A much better ride.A visually stacked sequel with real crowd-pleasing energy.And yes…we’re still side-eyeing the Yoshi situation.  Bottom line:If you love Mario…If you love animation…If you want a sequel that actually tries to go BIGGER…this episode is for you.Because we break down the highs, the chaos, the missed opportunities, and the moments that had us ready to argue in the parking lot after the credits rolled  MAN ON FILM — where we don’t just watch movies… we EXPERIENCE them.Tap in. Tell a friend. Follow the show. And remember:If you make a whole Super Mario Galaxy movie and don’t give Yoshi his proper moment…we are going to have words. #ManOnFilm#SuperMarioGalaxy#MarioMovie#MovieReview#AcastPodcastsHere’s a shorter Acast version too, in case you want the tighter post: MAN ON FILM: SUPER MARIO GALAXY This week on MAN ON FILM, we’re talking SUPER MARIO GALAXY — and yes… they actually stepped it UP. Final verdict: 75%This one is bigger, more ambitious, more visually stunning, and way more fun than the first time around We get into:• Bowser basically stealing scenes again • The galaxy-level visuals• The characters that worked• The post-credit setups• And the one major issue we absolutely cannot ignore… What did they do to Yoshi?? Tap in as we break down what worked, what didn’t, and whether Mario finally found his stride on the big screen. MAN ON FILM — where we don’t just watch movies… we EXPERIENCE them.#ManOnFilm #SuperMarioGalaxyWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• THEY WILL KILL YOU vs MAN ON FILM 26.03.2026 42min

   MAN ON FILM: THEY WILL KILL YOU Welcome, Welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always RAINING MAN  — this is MAN ON FILM with your host Mr. Xcellence and special guest host Mr Caravaggio… and this week?Oh yeah… THEY WILL KILL YOU is here — and baby, this one came in swinging.Let’s start here: This is a solid 70% overall… but in horror-comedy? We’re pushing that up to an 80%.Because listen…This movie is: Bloody Stylish Funny in all the right sick ways And just wild enough to have us sitting there like…“Wait… is this Kill Bill 3 with Satan??” We’re diving into:• Zazie Beetz kicking ass like prison turned her into a full-blown action demon • Patricia Arquette bringing weird, spooky medium energy like she got direct service from Hell • Heather Graham catching chaos in the most ridiculous ways possible • And a whole devil-rich-people-immortality setup that had us like… “Oh… so THIS is what the co-op fees are paying for?” And yes… we gotta talk about the pig.Because when we say pig…We do NOT mean cute little farm animal energy We mean: Rotting devil pig Sign-your-name-on-the-flesh pig Tentacle / esophagus / nightmare-fuel pigAnd once that thing starts doing TOO much?Yeah……we had questions. This movie really said:“What if rich people made a blood deal with Satan for immortality…but make it stylish, slashy, funny, and just a little unhinged?” And honestly?That part kind of works.BUT — we still keep it real over here: The Tarantino influence is LOUD.Like… LOUD loud.At certain points we were like:“Sir… Quentin would like his movie back.” Because this thing is giving:• Black exploitation throwback energy• Samurai revenge movie vibes• Horror-comedy bloodbath chaos• A little Cabin in the Woods• A lotta Kill Bill with demonsAnd of course…We break down the REAL issues:• Did the ending go one step too far? • Was the final pig-head sequence genius… or just plain TOO MUCH? • Are these rich-people-in-satanic-cults movies trying to tell us something?? • And how exactly did our heroine come out of prison fighting like John Wick’s long-lost cousin?? Let’s be clear:This is not the scariest movie of the year.It’s more like: Gory Clever Campy Entertaining as hellSo if you like your horror with laughs, blood, weird visuals, and a whole lot of “what the HELL is happening?” energy…This one might be for you. Final verdict:Overall? 70%But on the horror-comedy curve? 80% easy.Because not every movie should be judged the same — and in its lane?This one is fun, messy, stylish, and worth the ride. Bottom line:If you want deep terror and sleepless nights…this ain’t that movie.If you want: A badass lead Devil cult chaos Gore with style Horror-comedy madness And one unforgettable pig from Hell……then yeah, tap in. MAN ON FILM — where we don’t just watch movies… we EXPERIENCE them.Find out what worked, what didn’t, what had us cackling, and what had us side-eyeing the screen like: “Now why would y’all do THAT??” Tap in. Tell a friend. And remember:If somebody asks you to sign your name on a rotting pig for eternal life…baby, just go home. #ManOnFilm#TheyWillKillYou#HorrorComedy#MovieReviewWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• READY OR NOT2 vs MAN ON FILM 23.03.2026 28min

   MAN ON FILM: READY OR NOT 2 Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always raining men  — this is MAN ON FILM with your host Mr. Excellence… and this week?Oh yeah… READY OR NOT 2 is back — and baby… we got THOUGHTS.Let’s start here: This is a solid 70%… maybe 75% if you feeling generous.Now don’t get it twisted — we were entertained …but did it go HARDER than the first one? …we gotta talk about it.We’re diving into:• A sequel that should’ve gone bigger… but kinda stayed in the same house • Samara Weaving still fighting for her LIFE (and making choices we side-eye HEAVY )• Sarah Michelle Gellar pulling up like she about to activate Buffy mode… and then NOT doing it • And Elijah Wood sliding in with that “evil lawyer / devil energy” like… sir… how did YOU even get here?? And listen…We gotta address the REAL issues: Why is nobody double-tapping ANYBODY?? Why are we making survival decisions like we WANT to die?? And WHY… after everything… are we STILL wearing the same bloody dress??? I’m talking:This movie had moments where we were like: “OH THIS ABOUT TO GO CRAZY—”…and then… “…wait… that’s it?”BUT — we’ll give credit where it’s due:  And yes… there’s just enough chaos to keep you watching Final verdict: when you say “Part 2”…IS IT WHAT WE WERE EXPECTING: Bigger? Wilder? MORE unhinged energy?! WE BREAK IT ALL DOWN:• What worked (and what absolutely did NOT)• The plot holes you can drive a truck through • The characters we loved… and the ones we were ready to eliminate ourselves • And the moment that had us like: “WHO EVEN ARE YOU??”  Bottom line:If you liked the first one?You’ll rock with it.If you wanted something bigger and crazier?…DID PART2 DELIVER?!? FIND OUT ON MAN ON FILM EP.41 Man on Film — where we don’t just watch movies… we EXPERIENCE them.Tap in. Tell a friend. And remember: If you not tuning in to MAN ON FILM or not double-tapping your villains…We already concerned about your survival instincts! #ManOnFilm#ReadyOrNot2Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• PROJECT HAIL MARY ......(The King Has RETURNED!!) vs MAN ON FILM | Xcellent WORLD NETWORK 20.03.2026 35min

   MAN ON FILM: PROJECT HAIL MARY Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always raining MEN  — This is MAN ON FILM with your host, Mr. Xcellence, & special guest host Mr. Caravaggio bringing you laughs, hot takes, and elite-level movie talk you didn’t know you needed.This week? We’re blasting off into PROJECT HAIL MARY  — starring the one and only Ryan Gosling, aka Ken, aka Notebook King, aka “carry-the-whole-movie-on-my-back” himself.Let me say this CLEARLY: This is a 90% GO SEE IT NOW type of film.We’re talking:Big sci-fi ideas Unexpected heart Alien friendships that hit harder than your last relationship And yes… a rock that might steal the entire damn movie This isn’t your typical “turn-your-brain-off” space flick. Nah — this one’s got: Humor Emotion Just enough “wait… what??” moments to keep you arguing with your friends afterAnd of course… we break it ALL down:Is Ryan Gosling officially in his decade of dominance? Is Rocky (yeah… THAT Rocky ) the next Grogu-level icon?And why are we lowkey questioning some of the science while still loving every second of it? We laugh. We debate. We nitpick. We give you the REAL.Because that’s what we do. Bottom line:If you like smart movies, fun movies, emotional movies — or just want something that doesn’t feel recycled — this is your ticket.And if you don’t go see it?…we got questions  Man on Film — where we don’t just watch movies… we EXPERIENCE them.Tap in. Tell a friend. And stay locked — because we’re just getting started#ManOnFilm #XcellentWorldNetwork #XcellentWorld #ProjectHailMary Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• THE UNDERTONE vs MAN ON FILM 14.03.2026 11min

   NEW EPISODE – MAN ON FILM  UNDERTONE vs MAN ON FILM  What happens when a horror movie about a podcast… forgets how podcasts work and what makes a movie interesting?Yeah.....That’s Undertone. #MinimalistHorrorThis week Andre Xcellence! steps into the booth ready for a creepy audio-horror experience… and instead walks out wondering if the movie owes him time, money, and emotional damages.Directed and written by Ian Tuason, Undertone tries to build tension through mysterious audio recordings, creepy nursery rhymes, and a supernatural entity haunting a podcast investigation.Unfortunately… it mostly feels like sitting through a bad podcast episode for 90 minutes.And if you know Man on Film, you know we love horror — but when a movie markets itself like the next great audio nightmare and delivers three actors, two rooms, and a bunch of sound effects, we’re going to talk about it. Highlights from the episode ....#ZERO A horror movie about podcasts that somehow doesn’t understand podcasts Creepy children’s songs played backwards… because apparently that’s still a thing The film feeling like 90% listening to a podcast and 10% actual movie Marketing that was scarier than the movie itself Andre reading the IMDB reviews and realizing everyone else is just as mad Directed & Written by:Ian Tuason Starring:Anisha KrishnanAdam DeMarcoMichelle Krusiec MAN ON FILM Score: 1 out of 5 stars Final Verdict:The marketing was spooky.The movie… not so much.If you’re a hardcore horror completionist, maybe give it a look someday on streaming.Otherwise?You might have more fun just listening to our review. Hosted by:Andre Xcellence!Presented by Xcellent World Network#ManOnFilm#HorrorMovies#TheUndertone#MovieReview#XcellentWorldNetworkWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• SLANTED vs MAN ON FILM 13.03.2026 34min

   NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM  SLANTED vs MAN ON FILM  What happens when a girl decides the fastest way to fit in… is to become blonde, white, and “socially acceptable”?Yeah. Slanted goes all the way there.This week, Andre Xcellence! & Mr. Caravaggio break down one of the boldest, funniest, messiest, most conversation-starting movies of the year — a sharp satire about race, beauty, assimilation, high school politics, and just how far people will go to be crowned acceptable.An Asian teen, tired of feeling invisible, signs up for an experimental procedure that literally transforms her into a blonde white girl — and from there the movie goes full chaos: prom queen ambition, identity crisis, racial satire, social climbing, creepy “ethnic enhancement” science, and one of the wildest fake commercials we’ve seen in a minute.This movie is funny, uncomfortable, smart, savage, and absolutely not subtle.And honestly? That’s what makes it hit. Highlights from the episode Olivia giving full Regina George energy and running the school like a tiny dictator The “become white in 2 hours” science pitch being insane from jump That disturbingly catchy “it’s good to be white” song living rent-free in the theater A brutal satire on filters, beauty standards, race performance, and self-hate One of the most thought-provoking endings we’ve had to argue about in a while Starring:Shirley ChenMcKenna GraceVivian WuAmelie ZilberR. Sarathkumar Written & Directed by Amy Wang MAN ON FILM Score: 85% Final Verdict:Bold. Funny. Uncomfortable. Smart.A conversation-starter with teeth.Not for the overly fragile… but absolutely worth seeing.If Mean Girls, The Substance, and identity politics had a weird, vicious little cinematic baby —Slanted would be it. Hosted by:Andre Xcellence! & Mr. CaravaggioPresented by Xcellent World Network#ManOnFilm#XcellentWorldNetwork#Slanted#MovieReview#IndieFilm#AmyWangWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• DISNEY/HOPPERS vs MAN ON FILM 12.03.2026 29min

   NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM  HOPPERS vs MAN ON FILM  Disney’s “Hoppers” hops into theaters with robot animals, insect politics, and a teenager trying to save the environment one beaver kingdom at a time.This week on Man on Film, we jumped into Disney’s newest animated experiment — a movie where humans can “hop” into robotic animal bodies to communicate with wildlife. Naturally this leads to insect councils, ecosystem debates, and a surprising number of woodland creatures being very chill about the whole “someone might get eaten today” situation.The story follows Mabel, a rebellious teen who uses experimental tech to connect with the animal world in order to stop developers from bulldozing the nature preserve her grandmother loved. Along the way we get beaver royalty, caterpillar villains, and a lot of Disney-style life lessons about nature, trust, and the circle of life.But the big question remains…Is Hoppers the next Toy Story or Lion King?Or is it just a cute Disney movie you put on so the kids stay quiet while you take an important phone call?Let’s just say… the Man on Film jury had opinions. Voice cast includes:Jon HammBobby MoynihanKathy NajimyDave FrancoSam RichardsonPiper Curda Highlights from the episode A caterpillar villain that feels like the Disney version of Joffrey Environmental messaging that hits you like a Pixar hammer Talking animals calmly accepting the food chain like it’s a business meeting Disney once again trying to sneak life lessons into a cartoon A surprisingly stacked Hollywood voice cast MAN ON FILM Score: 70% Final Verdict:Good animated movie for kids.Cute, weird, and occasionally funny.But if someone puts Hoppers on for date night…you might want to reconsider the relationship. Hosted by:Andre Xcellence! & Mr. CaravaggioPresented by Xcellent World Network#ManOnFilm#XcellentWorldNetwork#Hoppers#MovieReview#DisneyMoviesWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• THE BRIDE vs MAN ON FILM 06.03.2026 21min

   NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM  THE BRIDE vs MAN ON FILM Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio step into Maggie Gyllenhaal’s bold new monster reimagining THE BRIDE — starring Christian Bale, Jesse Buckley, Penélope Cruz, and a whole lot of gothic chaos.Is this a horror movie? A gangster movie? A supernatural mystery? A feminist monster epic?Honestly… it’s a little bit of all of the above.Andre was all in on this one — calling Jesse Buckley’s performance as the Bride electric, scene-stealing, and powerful enough to nearly go toe-to-toe with Christian Bale himself. Meanwhile Mr. Caravaggio isn’t completely convinced… which leads to one of the most entertaining debates we’ve had on the show in a while.Along the way we break down: Christian Bale’s haunting Frankenstein Jesse Buckley absolutely taking over the movie Maggie Gyllenhaal proving she’s a serious director That bizarre ballroom dance scene that had the whole theater confused The supernatural hints that might be setting up a bigger universeAndre even drops the big question:“Is this the beginning of a new monster franchise… or just a beautifully weird one-off?”Either way, the theaters were packed, and the fellas have plenty to say about it. MAN ON FILM Score: 79% Final Verdict: Worth seeing — especially if you like bold monster stories with style. Full review, debate, and foolishness now streaming on MAN ON FILM.Hosted by Andre Xcellence! & Mr. CaravaggioPresented by Xcellent World Network#ManOnFilm#XcellentWorldNetwork#TheBride#ChristianBale#JesseBuckley#PenelopeCruz#MaggieGyllenhaal#MovieReview#FilmPodcast#PodcastDropWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.