Two Freaks Notice

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• Thrifting: Best place to find secondhand dentures in Cape Town? 30.06.2026 59min

  This week the girls discuss all things thrifting, from the difference between going thrifting and buying old junk (jury is still out), the time Andie thought she owned a genuine Tommy Hilfiger sweatshirt for like 10 years, Sitaara's stint as a child who wore fur and more.Full video episode is up on YouTube, if you'd like to see us dressed head-to-toe in thrifted items!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok too, if ya nasty.
• Trillionaires: Breaking our silence on Elon Musk 23.06.2026 1val 2min

  The world's first trillionaire has just been announced, and could the title have gone to a worse guy? This week the girls reflect on Elon Musk's new bank statement, as well as wax lyrical on what they might do with so much money. Please note: they are briefly hanging up their philanthropic hats and speaking purely from a selfish point of view for a change. Thank you for your understanding that in this fantasy they'll be focusing more on AI-powered home gyms and less on world hunger.Full video episodes are on our ⁠YouTube⁠!Follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ and/or ⁠Instagram⁠Love you!
• Food Facts: Why we call our president 'Cupcake' 16.06.2026 59min

  Fresh off their third annual sell-out smash hit Two Freaks Notice x Mini Super Quiz Night, Andie and Sitaara are full of facts. But before they teach you roughly 6 facts about food, there's a whole bunch of housekeeping to get through ofc. Tune in to hear why having fun is back, the difference between Scrub Daddy and Scrub Mommy (and a special mention of Scrub Grandma), and where to go to learn the art of origami in Cape Town.Follow us!YouTubeInstagramTikTok
• Bits: Saying 'You dropped your shoe!' to your friend when passing an olde shoe on the street 09.06.2026 48min

  This week the girls are chatting bits, as in the little personal jokes you like to make with yourself, your baby love, your mates, and the world. Saying 'Excuse me' when a motorbike races past, pronouncing things wrong, putting weird things in your partner's groceries trolley – oh it's fun to have bits!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!Full video episodes available on YouTube
• Rules: Should we still have to hold doors open for people? 02.06.2026 56min

  If there's one thing we love, it's a good old fashioned rule. This week Andie and Sitaara are discussing the rules that make the world go around, like bringing flowers to a dinner party or not interrupting during conversations; the ones we wish would be retired, like having to do the dance of who's gonna get to have the last bite of something when you just want to take it for yourself; and the rules we need to enforce by law, like always standing on the left and not walking too slowly come on we've got places to be.
• Things That Are So Back: What lies beneath John Travolta's beret? 26.05.2026 1val 1min

  Hot off the heels of last week's episode that centred around us personally being 'back', join us as we discuss what else is 'so back' at this moment in time. John Travolta and his new hairstyle/beret/same thing, waking up later because it's winter and that's honouring your circadian rhythms, the Midi on the NYT games app, wearing thermals every day of the week - the list goes on! Tune in, lest you stay out of the loop of what is and what isn't so back.Follow us onYouTubeTikTokInstagram
• We're So Back 19.05.2026 53min

  You missed us? We miss you! After taking their annual leave, Andie and Sitaara are back in the studio. This week they're catching up, talking about the joy of watching movies on the big screen, the art of painting Warhammer figurines, the reasons why one might think watching Love Island Poland is worth it, and more.Follow us!TikTokInstagramYouTube
• Vegetables: Are children who like vegetables better than you or annoying? 13.04.2026 1val 4min

  This week the girls are swapping veggie tales. Join us as we delve into the best vegetables (potatoes and broccoli btw), the worst ones (carrots mentioned....), how Sitaara leveraged people-pleasing to become a child with an impressive palate, how Derren Brown helped Andie overcome fussy eating, and so much more. Click 'Like' to receive Andie's signature cauliflower mash recipe in the post! Thank you for tuning in and please accept our condolences for the fact that this is the last episode of this season. We'll be back after a short break! Love you all dearly xWATCH FULL EPISODES HEREFollow us @twofreaksnotice on Instagram and TikTok
• Meat: Would you eat a hyena or not really? 07.04.2026 1val 5min

  This week, the girls are talking all things MEAT. Journey with us down Pork Chop Lane as we learn the official definition of 'offal' together, decide the best plate to take away from a charcuterie board, ponder on what they put in vegetarian polony and much more!Follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and even YouTube for more! Well, not actually more, but like more of the same.
• Plastic: Is the plastic industry stealing jobs from horses? 31.03.2026 57min

  In this week's episode, the girls talk about plastic and how much they love it so much and how they think it does absolutely no harm. Sitaara talks about keeping her plastic chopping board and Andie talks about how she went out of her way to get a plastic water bottle that is BPA-full.WATCH FULL EPISODES HEREFollow us @twofreaksnotice on TikTok and Instagram.
• 2000s: Where were you when you found out Wikipedia wasn't gospel? 24.03.2026 1val 3min

  Ah, the 00s. It was a big time for global news (when isn't it), technology, and the girls going to high school as curly girls in a time when it wasn't cool to have curly hair.Tune in to find out whether Andie decided to buy relaxer and whether Sitaara's sister's boyfriend allowed her to play games on his phone. Watch full episodes on YouTubeFollow us @twofreaksnotice
• The 90s: Full Episode in Furbish Available 17.03.2026 1val 1min

  It' the 90s and you know what that means! Yep, that's right, it's the end of Apartheid (is it though?), Princess Diana dies and Furbies speak to each other via the lasers in their heads. Also, sometimes I wish all the computers stopped working at the turn of the century, don't you? Then we wouldn't all have screen addictions.Love you lots, guys. FULL EPISODES CAN BE WATCHED HEREFollow us: @twofreaksnotice
• Cards: Happy 4th birthday to the world's best grandson 10.03.2026 55min

  Dear listener, Thank you for opening this episode. May you have very blessed day and I hope you liked the bow I put on your walking stick! Haha, you are 30. All the best, Your close personal friends Andie and SitaaraxxxWATCH FULL EPISODES HEREFollow us on @twofreaksnotice
• Plants: Should you be able to see their roots or are those private parts? 03.03.2026 57min

  When I say house, you say plant!House!Plant!House!Plant!Yup, you guessed it, this week the girls are talking about plants, the ones they want in the house and the ones they don't. They also talk about the gender identity of avocado trees and isn't that an interesting sentence. Tune in!Follow us on TikTok and Instagram @twofreaksnoticeWatch episodes here
• Italy: Buongiorno! 24.02.2026 56min

  Buongiorno!You guessed it, this week we're talking about Italia. The food, the culture, Giovanni's, and some words we know. Ciao!
• 00s Pop Stars: Have you heard of this girl Britney? 16.02.2026 1val

  Paws up, little monsters! Calling attention to the Navy, buzz buzz buzz to the Bey Hive and hut hut to the Britney Army. This week, the girls are noticing pop stars from the 90s, 00s and now. They also sing every single song, back to front, beat for beat. Follow us at @twofreaksnotice Watch full episodes here
• 2020: The Year of the Hobby 09.02.2026 50min

  Remember in 2019 when everyone would be like, "I'm going into the new year with 2020 vision!!" and stuff like that and then we got stuck inside for, like, ages. This week, the girls are talking about 2020 and no one can say it's "too soon". It has literally been soooooo long. They're talking masks, hobbies, washing your groceries and surfer rights. What did you pick up? Did you also buy one pack of cigarettes thinking it would last you the short three weeks?Happy Tuesday and go get 'em tigers and tigeresses xxxxFollow us @twofreaksnoticeWatch full videos here
• Teachers: Was your favourite teacher just kind of unprofessional? 02.02.2026 59min

  The girls are donning their teacher hats (which they both wear in their professional lives) to tell some teacher truths, teacher histories and to give the full, government names of their favourite and least favourite students.Watch full episodes on YouTube (like and subscribe)Follow us at @twofreaksnotice on socials!
• YouTube: Did Charlie bite your finger or nah? 20.01.2026 1val 3min

  *What's* up guys, it's your boys Andie and Sitaara and *welcome* back to another video. In *this* video, they're giving $100 million dollars to the first person who manages to pick up that amount in coins off the ocean floor. You won't believe what happens next! And when you're done, watch this god-fearing Republican DESTROY gay kid asking people not to shout slurs at him (spoiler: it's his f**king fault!!!!)Smash that like and subscribe button!!!!!!!@twofreaksnotice Watch full videos HERE on YOUTUBE (topical)
• Am I the A**h*le?: Do Girl Guides deserve their own parking? 13.01.2026 54min

  After many many *many* people asked, begged, harassed and shouted, the girls are back with their award-winning segment, "Am I the A**h*le" which they invented and Reddit then copied it. Tune in to find out what the girls think about all your conundrums and for god's sake weigh in in the comments. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok: @twofreaksnoticePS We have noted the Podcast category in the Golden Globes and hope to attend and win next year. Please support us in this venture.Watch the full episode here!